The reborn me is the shit stirrer of the apocalypse

Chapter 23 The most perfect dog eats shit
  "This old man is really cruel."

Ji Shugao fell asleep like this for two hours in a small shabby house in ruins halfway up the mountain.

Time waits for no one, and the sky is getting darker and darker.

"We have to go, it's going to be dark if we don't go down the mountain."

Su Mo was helpless.

They all knew that waiting any longer would be detrimental to everyone, but carrying a dead man down the mountain was also a huge challenge and put them in a dilemma.

"Let me do it."

Gu Jinzhou took a deep breath and carried Ji Shugao with some difficulty.

Although the physical exertion was huge, he still tried his best to maintain a steady pace and worked hard to move down the mountain. His face was covered with sweat and his physical strength was gradually exhausted.

The rain made the mountain roads muddy and the steep slopes even more dangerous.

Although they were careful to avoid slippery areas on the road, they inevitably failed.

Fortunately, we were already close to the foot of the mountain, and there was almost a flat road ahead. Ji Shugao, who was originally on his back, fell like a graceful parabola and fell into a perfect dog-eating position.

Fortunately, no serious injuries were caused, just a few scratches, which is a blessing among misfortunes.

"It hurts~"

Ji Shugao lay on the ground in confusion. The medicine had passed its effects, but it seemed that it had not.

"You still know how painful it is. If I had known you could wake up like this, I would have given you a fat beating."

Su Mo was angry and funny, and one of his words was right, "If you're not afraid of opponents who are like gods, you're afraid of teammates who are like pigs."

If it weren't for Ji Shugao's abilities and skills, Gao Xiao would have left him here today.

"Then since you're awake, go on your own."

Gu Jinzhou helped him up from the ground. Ji Shugao, who seemed to be awake but not awake, obviously had not yet reacted.

He followed Gu Jinzhou and moved forward step by step.

His breathing was rapid and heavy, and every breath felt like a whistling sound in his chest.

Just as he was about to reach the place where they hid the kayak, his legs suddenly became weak and could no longer support his exhausted body.

A wave of dizziness came over him, and he staggered and tried to move on, but in the end he couldn't hold on.

His legs lost their strength due to fatigue and weakness, and he finally lunged forward and fell on Gu Jinzhou.

"Hahahaha"

Su Mo looked at Gu Jinzhou, who was also forced to throw a more perfect dog to eat shit, and let out a sharp cry.

Wang Xiaoyan couldn't hold it back either, laughing so hard that she was out of breath.

Gu Jinzhou was speechless, patted the dust on his trouser legs, picked up Ji Shugao without saying a word, and roughly threw him on the kayak, rowing the paddle hard, trying to get rid of all this unpleasantness. Row them all away.

"Today is not a good day. Gu Jinzhou fell down and ate shit~~"

Carrying a large schoolbag that was empty except for a broken window hammer, Su Mo strutted all the way. She had already planned what she was going to eat when she got home, but she was blocked by a group of aunts at the entrance of the corridor.

"Can I give in?"

I won't offend anyone unless they offend me. She has always been a good, polite and sensible child.

I thought it was a group of people having a meeting in the corridor, but as soon as they heard Su Mo's voice, everyone turned around. After confirming who was coming, they surrounded them.

"You goddammit, you beat my son half to death, you have to be responsible, otherwise my old lady will die."

Wu Xiaofang kept pouring accusations and insults from her mouth, her voice was harsh and sharp, and the scene was chaotic.

"Well, here you go."

Su Mo took the hemp rope from Wang Xiaoyan's hand and handed it to her.

"Why did you give me the rope?"

"It's not like you're dead. This hemp rope is strong and wear-resistant. It's best for you to hang yourself with it."

A group of women headed by Wu Xiaofang discussed it all morning and imagined countless possibilities, but they did not expect this answer.

"Pfft." There was a young girl in the crowd who thought about all the sad things in her life. She almost bit her back molar, but she couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

The laughter quickly spread among the crowd, and everyone was "hahahaha".

Wu Xiaofang did not expect this change, and her dry and droopy face suddenly turned red. She felt embarrassed because of her arrogance, and her aura was not as fierce as before.

Her eyes began to wander and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, as if she was trying to find some words to cover up her embarrassment.

"How can you be so vicious at such a young age? You killed my son and you want to kill me."

"Auntie, who is your son?"

Su Mo frowned and listened for a long time, not knowing who she was talking about.

"My poor Dayong, the culprit beat you to the point of paralysis, and you don't even know who you are."

"Are you talking about Liu Dayong? He came to pry open my door in the middle of the night. I haven't settled the score with you yet, so you have the nerve to trouble me."

"You have so much food at home. Dayong and his family are both old and young. They are almost starving to death. What's wrong with you taking out some food?"

"You listen to me, buy a plane ticket to Sichuan, and when you arrive, go to LS City. There is a giant Buddha there. Just let him go and sit there."

"You, you, I will teach you a lesson for your parents today."

Before the end of the world, Zhu Fengying was considered a small leader of the government agency. She always told the truth, but no one had ever dared to talk to her like this.

Her eyes widened in anger and she raised her hand, but Su Mo grabbed her tightly.

"Auntie, a gentleman talks with his words but never with his hands."

Su Mo's tone was calm, but there was a hint of warning in his eyes.

Unbearable, no need to endure.

Su Mo spread out his hands, wanting to activate his powers and give these foul-mouthed Sanba a good rinse.

At this moment, Gu Jinzhou stepped forward, held her hand tightly with his left hand, then took out the gun on his waist with his right hand, and fired at the ceiling.

The screams of the women echoed in the corridor. Su Mo covered her ears irritably, her patience gone at this moment.

"boom"

Feeling his wife's irritable mood, Gu Jinzhou fired another shot at the ceiling.

The originally noisy corridor became extremely quiet, so quiet that only the shell casings dropped to the ground, making a crisp sound.

"I don't hit women, but from today on, I will kill the husband of anyone who is looking for trouble."

After saying that, Gu Jinzhou held his wife's hand with a doting look on his face and returned home in a happy mood.

"Ah."

Not far away, the men who were paddling back with supplies all sneezed in unison.

"Why didn't you let me use my powers just now?"

Su Mo leaned on Gu Jinzhou's shoulder and looked at him happily.

"Using super powers twice a day is not good for your health. From now on, let your husband deal with these flies."

Gu Jinzhou looked at his wife with a doting look on his face.

They walked hand in hand up the stairs with ease and joy, their conversation brimming with intimacy and warmth.

As their affection continued, they expressed their feelings to each other, and inadvertently became more intimate with the exchange of words.

As the saying goes, "Show affection and you will die quickly."

As the topic gradually deepened, they unconsciously quickened their pace, but did not pay attention to the stairs at their feet.

Suddenly, they both lost their balance and fell into the most perfect dog-eating position of the day.
  "Hahahaha!"

This time it was Wang Xiaoyan's turn to make a sharp cry.

Ji Shugao also couldn't help laughing, laughing until he was out of breath.

(End of this chapter)