I joined the army for my father, and I took Hua Mulan to build infrastructure.

my sister,

how about it?

These words fell on Ye Nan's ears, and he was instantly stunned while holding the bowl, and the shreds of meat on the chopsticks were still shining.

I, Ye Nan, have a lot of luck in my life, right?

What blind date have I not screwed up on?

Last time it was Chen Ruyi, who is still in the cell waiting to be executed.

Now it's even worse. Not only Lao Wang's daughter is pestering her, but even the emperor is trying to sell his sister to me. How can I, Ye Nan, be so virtuous and capable?

But I am also a woman!

Although I was very moved, I really didn’t dare to move. God, come and save me, the system, come and save me, I, Ye Nan, can’t bear it anymore!

The atmosphere was very strange. Ye Nan lowered his head and looked at the rice in his bowl, not even interested in taking a bite.

Princess Shiping looked at Ye Nan with great interest. She couldn't help but reach out under the table and kick Ye Nan's calf. She was really worried. Why do you talk like an idiot? What kind of treasure is there in your bowl? Looking at it like this Fascinated?

Emperor Tuoba Tao was still waiting for Ye Nan's reply, but he saw that Ye Nan's body started to tremble non-stop, and thought to himself, could I have scared him?

Queen Mother Dou Nichang said considerately at this time: "Is the man from Ye County feeling unwell?"

The words woke up the dreamer. Ye Nan threw away the bowl and said in a hurry: "Your Majesty, I am in a hurry. Please forgive me for being rude. I am leaving!"

Ye Nan stood up and ran out of the palace in a flash. Oh my god, it's so scary. I really want to go home and farm. I, Ye Nan, can't bear the emperor's love.

Queen Mother, thank you for giving me an excuse to escape. I wish you a long life. I escaped!

Suddenly, the old eunuch behind Ye Nan chased out and shouted: "Mr. Ye County, you ran in the wrong direction, this way!"

Ye Nan:......

Did I run in the wrong direction and I don't know?

I'm going to run for my life!

But the old eunuch chased him, so Ye Nan could only turn around and run in the direction pointed by the old eunuch.

Ye Nan came to the toilet in a hurry and ran into the toilet on the right as usual. The old eunuch covered his eyes when he saw it. That's the women's toilet over there!

Is it true that this Ye County man can’t tell the difference between male left and female right?

It seems that he is really anxious...

After squatting in the toilet for a long time, Ye Nan slowly came out. When he went out, he saw that the old eunuch was guarding not far away!

How can this be good?

"Mr. Ye County, please follow me to the front hall immediately after washing your hands. The Emperor has already sent someone to remind you."

Ye Nan's face turned bitter, where is the urge?

Why is my Ye Nan's life so miserable? Who did I offend whom?

As for pushing people to death like this?

Wait, die!

Ye Nan's little brain seemed to have turned in a dangerous direction.

After Ye Nan washed his hands, he finally followed the old eunuch to the front hall, but her eyes were moving wildly, looking at the pillars in the palace thoughtfully.

Suddenly, the man from Yexian County accidentally crossed his left foot with his right foot, and then hit his head on a thick red pillar. His legs kicked off and his eyes turned white, and he fainted.

The old eunuch only heard a bang behind him. He was startled and looked back, then was dumbfounded.

That Ye County man actually hit a pillar and knocked himself unconscious!

Everyone rolled their eyes.

Looking at the pillar, a dent is clearly visible. This pillar may have a grudge against the Yexian man, because it was hit so hard!

"Ouch! It's not good! The man from Yexian County hit a pillar and fainted!" the old eunuch shouted at the top of his lungs...

The family of three who are still waiting for Ye Nan to come back are confused. What's going on? The road is so wide that he can knock himself unconscious. Is this Ye County man a blind man who cannot see the road?

Tuoba Tao shouted quickly: "Quick, quick, please ask the imperial doctor to come over and take a look, don't let me break it!"

The East Palace became busy because of Ye Nan's sexy tricks, and the banquet was moved away. The three members of the Emperor's family looked at Ye Nan lying on the ground pretending to be dead, and then listened to the old eunuch's description, and couldn't help but feel a faint pain in their foreheads.

The pillar that was held by one person was so big that the Yexian man hit it. The Yexian man's head was really strong.

Soon, the old eunuch came to the palace with the imperial doctor and said: "Your Majesty, the imperial doctor is here!"

Tuoba Tao nodded, and then said: "Imperial Physician, show me his head quickly, don't let me fool you!"

The imperial doctor quickly put down the small medicine box, and then looked at Ye Nan's head, but the more he looked at it, the imperial doctor began to murmur in his heart.

This Ye County man's forehead looked bright as Zeng Guang looked at him, how could he look like he had been hit?

He touched Ye Nan's forehead again and found that the bones were intact, not even a single seam...

It doesn’t look like a fracture at all!

"Your Majesty, I don't see any problem for the time being. It seems that I can only take the pulse of the Ye County man."

Everyone nodded. Ye Nan was dumbfounded when he pretended to be dead. The imperial doctor was a professional. If he was asked to check his pulse and find out the problem, it would be a big problem.

Never take the pulse of an imperial doctor!

Everyone saw Ye Nan suddenly open his eyes, and then looked at everyone blankly.

"Hey, where is this? What am I doing here? Am I not looking at the gate? Why are you here?"

Ye Nan's disguise was very similar, and he successfully hid it from Tuoba Tao and Princess Shiping. Only Dou Nichang looked at Ye Nan without saying a word.

Tuoba Tao quickly asked: "Ye County man, do you still remember who I am?"

who are you?

You are the one who wants to kill me, but Ye Nan only dared to complain in his heart, but said: "Isn't this Your Majesty? Your Majesty, my head hurts so much that I want to go back to sleep."

Tuoba Tao felt relieved when he saw that Ye Nan still remembered him. It was good that he was not fooled.

"Since the Ye County man is not feeling well, that's it for today. Someone, come and prepare a carriage to take the Ye County man out of the palace!"

After Ye Nan left, the imperial doctor nodded and said: "It seems that the men in Ye County are blessed with good fortune and nothing will happen. Anyone who is unconscious after being hit on the head will not remember what happened before. This is also in line with common sense, Your Majesty." , then the old minister resigned."

Tuoba Tao waved his hand, and the imperial doctor withdrew.

Princess Shiping pouted her little mouth and cursed: "This Ye County man is definitely a fool. I saw him stumbling when he walked before. Unexpectedly, he bumped into a pillar as soon as he went out. What a fool!"

Tuoba Tao couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Ye Nan was his person. If you complained about Ye Nan, wouldn't you be complaining about the emperor?

"Tuoba Xiang! See if you still look like a princess of a country. What were you doing while eating just now? Ah! You kicked me in the calf!"

Tuoba Xiang:......

It's over, I actually kicked Brother Tianzi, it's over!

Dou Nishang smiled and said: "It seems that this man from Ye County has no connection with our Xiang'er. Let's leave this matter alone."

Emperor Tuoba Tao nodded, and then said: "Because the man from Ye County is so honest, Xiang'er doesn't have to bully him to death? In that case, let's give up."

Ye Nan sat on the carriage leaving the palace and breathed a long sigh of relief. It was too dangerous today. I almost lost my identity. Fortunately, I was smart, otherwise I would have been hacked to death by the black-faced emperor.

I am still happy hiding in the trapped camp and being domineering. It seems that I have to keep a low profile in the future and no longer be a conspicuous person, otherwise I will accidentally reveal my identity one day and there will be no place to cry.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully fishing in troubled waters during the blind date with the princess of the Northern Wei Dynasty. I will be rewarded with forty fishing points. 】

Ye Nan:?