I joined the army for my father, and I took Hua Mulan to build infrastructure.

Chapter 17 Tuoba Si is a pretty good uncle

At midnight, Ye Nan was awakened by a wave of malice coming from her lower abdomen. She glanced into the room through the crack in the door and found that the emperor was not sleeping and was still studying the map.

What a dedicated emperor. This girl is in urgent need of urination, so let Nangong hold it first.

Wang Shouyi didn't teach Ye Nan too many rules. In addition, she was very nervous and had a generous personality. Don't rush to pee, she would just run away!
  By the time Nangong Zheng reacted, Ye Nan had already run far away!

He stretched out his hand and looked pitifully into the distance, like an abandoned little daughter-in-law.

Brother Ye not only dared to sleep while serving as a guard for the emperor, but also took off duty!

When can I be as free as him?
  There was no one around in the middle of the night, but it gave Ye Nan a chance to relieve himself.

After a while, Ye Nan came out of the hut holding his nose.

"call!"

The smell of the emperor's toilet is a bit heady.

Facing Nangong Zheng's questioning look, Ye Nan stood on the right again like a normal person and continued to be her doorkeeper.

"Brother Ye, are you going to pee?"

"Ah."

"Brother Ye, are you hungry?"

"Ah."

"Brother Ye, I have sesame cakes in my arms, but I dare not give them to you."

"Bring it to you!" Ye Nan grabbed it!
  Nangong Zheng looked at Ye Nan with envy, always so casual and uninhibited.

As a person who grew up in a family with strict rules, everything about Ye Nan seemed to challenge all the rules, but it was so reasonable, which made him envious.

In fact, he had long been in need of urination, but due to ideological shackles, he did not dare to move.

But Ye Nan had already set an example, letting Nangong Zheng see that even if he broke the rules once in a while, it would be okay, and he had a different thought in his heart.

"Brother Ye, I want to pee!"

"Go ahead and talk shit to me. I'm warning you, you are not allowed to discuss this issue with me when there are few people around!"

Nangong Zheng took the first step bravely, and then followed Ye Nan's example and ran out.

Nangong Zheng felt the feeling of not following the rules. It was a feeling of flying down three thousand feet, like the Yellow River falling for nine days. It was very refreshing!

However, in front of the emperor's gate, Shusun Jun unexpectedly came to make a surprise inspection in the middle of the night!

Ye Nan was the only one standing there doing his duty faithfully, and Nangong Zheng didn't know where he had gone.

Uncle Sunjun is so angry!
  "What about others?"

Ye Nan replied truthfully: "Shush, go..."

"Someone will change the guard with you soon. Will someone die if you wait for a while? I thought people from aristocratic families would know some rules, but I didn't expect that they are not as good as you, a new recruit. But you are together, and you are also guilty of negligence.

You guys, just stay up all night. "

Nangong Zheng heard this sentence just as he came back, and instantly his whole body felt bad. He quickly stood at his post, trembling.

Uncle Sunjun didn't criticize Nangong Zheng too much. He snorted heavily and walked away with the knife.

"Brother Ye, what's going on?"

"Thanks to you, neither of us can sleep today."

Nangong Zheng blamed himself and whispered: "Brother Ye, it was me who caused you trouble."

Ye Nan yawned and said: "We are all from the same battalion, how can I argue with you about this? Just stand guard."

This was the first time Nangong Zheng was moved by Ye Nan, but he didn't know that Ye Nan was the devil who tempted him to take the first step.

"Brother Ye, you are so kind."

"Okay? Then help me prepare more sesame pancakes from now on."

Nangong Zheng:......

One night passed, the crow of roosters awakened this former capital of the Northern Wei Dynasty. Nangong Zheng stood there with tears in his eyes and yawned, which was in sharp contrast to Ye Nan, who had had enough sleep and his eyes were dull from boredom.

At a certain moment, the door of the emperor's room opened.

Tuoba Si stretched out and came out of the house. He looked at the two soldiers guarding the door and smiled: "I heard you guys muttering all night long. What were you discussing?"

The emperor joked, without accusation and with kindness.

Ye Nan knew that this person only went to bed at five o'clock last night, but he didn't expect him to be so energetic.

He said: "Back to the emperor, we are discussing what to have for breakfast!"

Nangong Zheng:......

Sometimes Brother Ye doesn't seem very smart, so I just talk about how to protect the emperor.

Tuoba Si laughed loudly, and immediately led the two soldiers to the kitchen, hungry.

The three of us stayed up all night and were all hungry!
  In the kitchen, Uncle Sunjun was commanding a group of pawns who were busy outside. Last night, Wuchuan Town had delivered the results of the battle on the grassland overnight, ten fat sheep!

At this time, ten fat sheep have been placed on the grill, and they are sizzling with oil!

It spoiled the three gluttons who stayed up late!
  Tuoba Si picked up the knife, cut off a piece of mutton from the roaster, and placed it on the plate of the pawn who hurried forward.

Then I took a delicious bite of the steaming mutton.

"Well, it smells good! Sure enough, the mutton must be eaten by Rouran people. Sprinkle some salt on it and the heat will be almost done."

"Gulu!"

Ye Nan's swallowing sound was particularly loud today, even the emperor heard it!
  Tuoba Si looked back and saw two soldiers looking eagerly at the flesh on his hands.

He smiled and said: "Cut off the two hind legs of this sheep and feed it to our future warriors in the Northern Wei Dynasty."

After saying that, the emperor began to feast.

Two roasted lamb legs were delivered to Ye Nan and Nangong Zheng. No surprise, the two were moved to tears!
  Ye Nan opened his mouth and bit the lamb leg in one bite, then showed a happy look in his eyes.

Fragrant, hot, crispy on the outside, but incredibly tender in the meat, it made Ye Nan's tongue tangle with deliciousness.

As for eating roasted whole lamb so early in the morning, who cares? Anyway, Ye Nan's mouth was full of oil after eating. After eating, he stared at the lamb on the Emperor's plate with bright eyes.

With his eyes in place, Tuoba Si smiled and waved to Ye Nan.

"Ye Nan, right? Since you can eat it, then eat more. This is food snatched from the Rouran people. When you are full, you can beat them again!"

Ye Nan nodded in agreement, and then ate up the roasted whole lamb in front of the emperor like a wind and a lingering cloud.

The emperor was happy and ordered his uncle Sunjun to bring out another slice. He was very curious about how much Ye Nan had trouble with his appetite.

If you can eat, it means you can fight!

This is what the prince told Tuoba Si...

"I heard that you used a sword that weighs more than 300 kilograms?"

"Yeah! Crunchy."

"Can you swing it?"

"Yes, I can do it with one hand, crunchy."

Tuoba Si smiled and said: "Then let me see your brute force when you have time. Eat slowly, no one will compete with you!"

Three sheep, three whole sheep entered Ye Nan's belly, and his belly bulged slightly.

Touching his belly, Ye Nan burped and said, "Your Majesty, I'm full. How about I bring the knife to you for practice?"

Ye Nan was sincere this time. After all, the emperor treated him to a delicious roasted whole lamb meal, and he still cared enough.

Cannibals have short mouths and can't express themselves?
  Tuoba Si shook his head and said: "There are many opportunities on the battlefield. Get ready and head to Wuchuan Town in half an hour!"

This sentence is said to everyone.

(End of this chapter)