Live broadcast: My courtyard is a treasure chest

Chapter 9 Eating bee poop
  "So, what do you know?" After asking several questions in a row, the system failed to give an answer, and Zhang Ruixuan was a little angry.

[I know that although you appear to be a jerk to the outside world, your schedule will allow you to wake up naturally around 7:30, and then prepare a hearty breakfast for Mimi]

[I know that although you talk nonsense online, in real life, you don’t dare to say this to others]

[I know that at 6:11 pm on June 15, you were angry in other people’s comment areas for a long time because you were sour. But after you turned off your phone, you felt that your behavior was too boring, and you wanted to delete that comment. , but you gave up because you couldn’t find the content that had already been commented on]

[I know that at 6:12 in the morning on June 9, your nosebleed was...]

"Stop, stop, stop!" This system may have already checked him out. Zhang Ruixuan was afraid that if the system continued to talk, it would really leave no fig leaf for him. He even stopped the system with gestures and shouts. , "Besides these personal privacy of mine, what else do you know?"

[I know host, you are as hungry as a dog right now, but the food at home is obviously not enough to feed you, a foodie]

Zhang Ruixuan felt that as long as this unknown system was online with him, he could immediately throw over a 'death smile', along with a huge question mark.

"Can you talk nicely? You will be my host..." As soon as he said the words, Zhang Ruixuan found that he had been led into a ditch by the system, "Since you have asked me to be my host, you must be in need." I’ve done the task and then given me the corresponding reward, why don’t you say something nice to me in return?”

【how do you know? 】

"That's not new! I know your host from the book. Tell me, what do you need me to do for you?"

Leaning back on the e-sports chair, Zhang Ruixuan knew that he really had a system to do "Golden Finger". He just felt that he didn't have to be afraid of the sky falling. He just put his feet up like an uncle. It was so awesome. Jiner, as if no one in the world can control him.

[Congratulations to the host, you guessed wrong! 】

When the system said this sentence, there was still a feeling of joy. If Zhang Ruixuan hadn't been sure: No one would spend so much effort to trick him. He really would have thought that he had offended someone online and was found out. Tricky things in life...

[Read less of those articles on the Internet from now on, your brain will be damaged! 】

"Then why you came to me is because I am unique. Without me, you can't solve these problems with others?" Zhang Ruixuan also has a good attitude. No matter how PUA the system is, he can still encourage himself.

[Host, you are the cause of this mess. If I didn't think you were pitiful, who would care about you? 】

"what?"

[Do you think I and the simulator in the computer are the same? 】

"Otherwise? You both have the same tone of voice!"

[If it weren’t for your grandfather’s sake, who would save you at this time? 】

"What do you mean? So these three days are not your fault?"

【Three days? It’s not like I’m giving you a complete cycle... You’ve read so many novels and you don’t know what a simulator is? 】

[That thing in your computer is an emulator. If you don’t reach its game ending, you won’t be able to go back to your old life]

"If you can't go back, you can't go back. Anyway..."

[You don’t have enough food and salt, right? 】

These words sounded a bit like Zhang's mother's tone. Zhang Ruixuan knew at that time that he couldn't make a noise. He simply used his usual trick - regardless of whether Mimi wanted it or not, he held Mimi in his arms and pretended not to hear.

"Mimi..." He didn't want to hear it, and Zhang Ruixuan didn't want to live in such an unknown world all day long. It was a matter of life and death, and it didn't matter what he wanted to eat. While teasing Mimi, she still raised one ear, waiting for the system to continue.

It's just that the system obviously doesn't want to give Zhang Ruixuan this face. Zhang Ruixuan doesn't listen, so the system has no time to explain its existence to Zhang Ruixuan.

Finally, it was Zhang Ruixuan who was defeated first. Before the system became anxious, Zhang Ruixuan waited impatiently: "Are you still going to tell me? Don't tell me I'm sleeping!"

【Do you want to listen? 】

"Hurry up and say what you want!" What bothers Zhang Ruixuan the most is others trying to seduce him. It's just that everyone who can't argue with him is extremely good at playing this trick.

[Since you want to listen, then listen carefully to what I’m telling you! 】

[You remember that you owed the simulator loan, right? 】

"When did I get a loan from it? Besides, it's not like I don't have any money in my card..." As he spoke, Zhang Ruixuan suddenly found that he seemed to be being led by the system, "No, wait a minute, you What can you do with this system?"

[Help you make money and exchange it for what you want]

"Oh, that's not bad..."

This time I can make money just lying at home, so my mother can't say anything about her. Thinking of this, Zhang Ruixuan touched his chin and felt that he still made a bargain in this transaction.

[As for your other question, I can only tell you that the currency we circulate is not the currency in your card. You should also understand that it is the points and extra points in the novel]

"Oh, if I had said this earlier, I would have understood..."

【Oh】

"So, how do you want me to make money?" No matter whether the money I earn is the currency I usually use, at least the system has said that it can be exchanged for what I want. As long as the task is risk-free, isn't it a sure profit? ?
  【Live Broadcast】

"Oh, someone like me, a nerd, is watching the live broadcast? What is the live broadcast? I am good at masturbating cats live!" Zhang Ruixuan shrugged. He is not one of those sideline anchors, nor is he one of those really capable live broadcast experts. What is his own merit? Worth broadcasting?
  "Besides, after I died these two times, I discovered that they and I simply don't understand each other's language!"

[Live broadcast of intangible cultural heritage]

"what?"

[Yes, what else? If it was easy why would I come to you? 】

Zhang Ruixuan's expression now is as if he was eating chocolate and someone suddenly told him that it was shit containing chocolate MSG...

"Even if I ate bee poop, I still wouldn't be able to live broadcast the intangible cultural heritage for you!"

"It's too late to make those useless things disappear. You want me to promote it live?"

【Oh】

"Oh?" Zhang Rui Make yourself unhappy.

[Then just go hungry. Anyway, when you can’t repay the loan, it’s time to beg me]

(End of this chapter)