Live broadcast: My courtyard is a treasure chest

Chapter 17 Even the gods can’t finish learning
  Looking at the pile of ingredients in front of him that he spent a lot of money to buy, Zhang Ruixuan didn't dare to waste a moment and started working on it - it was absolutely impossible to admit that he was greedy. After all, he had an excuse to be pressed for time.

"Okay, hey...it doesn't say how many proportions of water should be used?"

"system!"

[If you can’t do it, don’t do it! 】

Maybe because all the points that could be used to exploit Zhang Ruixuan have been exploited, the system is now extremely indifferent to Zhang Ruixuan.

"Okay, okay, I don't believe I can't wrap a rice dumpling!"

"Is this meat suitable for mincing? And the ingredients, why did the system give me so much ginger and vinegar? I only have so much soy sauce, is it enough?"

[If you know how to eat but not how to cook, just be hungry! 】

The more Zhang Ruixuan listened to the system's words, the more he felt like his own mother: "System, tell me the truth, are you sent by my mother to punish me?"

【no! 】

Seeing the system's crisp reply, Zhang Ruixuan guessed that he had guessed wrong. It’s just that who has nothing to do to cause trouble for him? Couldn't that be the comment from the night before the simulator started running?
  [Don’t think about what’s available and what’s not available, just look at what you’ve chopped, it’s sliced ​​and diced! Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running? You haven't made rice dumplings properly. Among the rice dumplings filled with bean paste and ham that you ate last year, and the egg yolk rice dumplings and fresh meat rice dumplings you ate the year before last, which ones have fillings like yours? 】

"System, tell me again, are you really not my mother?"

【no! Now that you've gotten used to being called daddy, you want to start recognizing mommy, right? 】

[Let me tell you, listen, kid, in terms of seniority, I am older than your great-grandfather, so you can shut up now. 】

Zhang Ruixuan shrugged nonchalantly. I didn't say anything, why did this system suddenly explode?
  "That's the big cube, right? What about this vinegar?"

[To remove the fishy smell]

"This candy?"

[Don’t you usually have sweet taste? 】

"Then this..."

【Shut up! 】

"Oh."

Fortunately, a group of college students continued the live broadcast under the leadership of Li Xuan, and did not notice Zhang Ruixuan here who was fighting with the system, which could be regarded as saving some face for the latter - otherwise the male protagonist would be really frustrated. !
  A person can be taught three intangible cultural heritage skills by Goldfinger in one day, and he can become a star in the world by just turning his head! What about yourself? Zhang Ruixuan feels aggrieved just thinking about it...

[What are you feeling aggrieved about? The world is serving your ideas, what do you have to feel aggrieved about? 】

"Oh, I forgot that you are the one who can read minds, not me..." Zhang Ruixuan's eyes almost rolled to the sky, "In this world, are you the hero and I am the hero?"

[Don’t you feel that you have a sense of accomplishment as you learn step by step? 】

"Do not……"

[It doesn’t have to be like this, there’s no way]

"Then people can learn all the intangible cultural heritage in just a few hundred years, why should I..."

[Because this is a novel, and the protagonist is not a ‘person’! And you are a bastard who has neither a fulfilling real life nor a fulfilling second dimension. The most important thing is that you are a living ‘person’]

"So if I ask for a golden finger, it's equivalent to scolding myself for not being a human being?"

[I didn’t say this, you said it yourself! 】

Zhang Ruixuan seems to have not realized that his bickering is not systematic in any way, and he still hopes that he can use his pretentious mouth to outdo the system in this kind of thing!

[Do you know how many intangible cultural heritage items there are at the human level? 】

[Do you know how many national intangible cultural heritage items there are in our country? ] ˆ ˆ “Then who knows?”

[As of 2022, there are a total of 140 projects from 676 countries on the list of intangible cultural heritage in urgent need of protection and the list of representative works of human intangible cultural heritage. This is because there is a limit on the number per year, so our domestic list has only been in the past two years. Apply for Tai Chi and tea culture]

【1557 projects, 3610 sub-items】

"Oh, that's a lot." Zhang Ruixuan was really frightened. At my own pace of learning, if I wanted to learn all the intangible cultural heritage, it would take years and months.

Thinking of this, Zhang Ruixuan suddenly realized a huge problem: "One person can do it this year, but it will take more than ten lifetimes if he is not good. System, aren't you just playing tricks on me?"

"It's impossible for you to keep this simulator running for me for so long, right?"

[Who expected you to learn everything? 】

"Oh……"

[Actually, this data is not very accurate, because on October 2023, 10, the National Ministry of Culture and Tourism’s protection units for some representative projects of intangible cultural heritage were re-identified or disqualified, so now this data is theoretically There are changes. 】

[Of course, if we really count our country’s intangible cultural heritage, the list of intangible cultural heritage items at all levels should include more than 100,000 items]

[So, even if you are a god, you can’t learn these things in a lifetime! 】

Zhang Ruixuan feels that these things can be found by searching online. Now that the Internet is so developed, I don’t know what the system is proud of? Isn't it just a list of numbers? You can do it yourself!

"It's over, the secret is revealed!" Before Zhang Ruixuan could complain about the system, something went wrong in the step of pretending to be fake. Ruo Ye didn't know what happened, but a hole actually leaked out and scattered all over the floor.

【what? 】

"But now of the 36 steps, I have just done seven or eight steps. Although I have omitted a little, but because I am talking to you..."

"Tell me how to compensate me!"

The system has no intention of paying attention to Zhang Ruixuan's unreasonable behavior - the system is not one of those poor 'public figures' on the Internet. If you don't reply, you are 'cold and arrogant'. If you reply, it's a little uncomfortable. , it becomes 'I don't know how to lead by example'.

[Yes, now that the Internet is so developed, these can all be found online. 】

"What can I find?"

[You can search for intangible cultural heritage, so why do you still think it is useless? 】

I don’t know if it was because Zhang Ruixuan suddenly raised his head after picking up the glutinous rice scattered all over the ground that the blood supply to his brain was insufficient, and he really didn’t realize what the system was saying, or maybe he was just pretending to be stupid: "What did I search for?" Are you talking about Chinese luxury goods?"

"They are all luxury goods. Which luxury goods do you think needs to be protected?"

"If you want to cut someone off, just say so! You still have so many excuses!"

The system went silent. Zhang Ruixuan stopped talking and turned around to continue picking up his hard-earned raw materials.

The system thought of the propaganda about intangible cultural heritage by some people on the Internet, and also thought of why there was such a sudden re-identification of protection units-sometimes the most terrifying thing is not external enemies, but internal disintegration.

The same goes for culture. Isn’t it the people who claim to be ‘intangible cultural heritage disseminators’ who gave Zhang Ruixuan such a perception that ‘intangible cultural heritage is unattainable’? While flaunting yourself, you are passing on misleading and misleading content to others.

"What's wrong with the system? What did I say and you suddenly stopped talking?"

[No one has ever equated intangible cultural heritage with luxury goods. If you see this kind of thing again, they emphasize that intangible cultural heritage is a luxury product without saying what the culture behind these things is, especially those who say it wrong. You are angry, you are angry. One, if the other party blocks you or deletes the video, I will give you 10,000 points! 】

"It's a deal?"

【It’s a deal! 】

(End of this chapter)