Siheyuan: Xu Damao corrects his evil ways

Chapter 1 1. Xu Damao traveled through time and became Xu Damao

In the spring of 59, a hungover Xu Damao opened his confused eyes.

He rubbed his head and muttered, "Damn, those bitches are so damn good at drinking."

"Stop bothering?" The female voice from the side startled Xu Damao.

Xu Damao controlled the feeling of being frightened and wanted to urinate, and forced his head to look to the side.

But the first thing that caught his eye was an arm that was as smooth as jade. It was only the upper half that was as smooth as jade, but from the elbow down it had a wheat-colored skin, and the hand resting on the quilt was also rough.

The woman's face is delicate, but her complexion is also the color of years of hard work.

The messy hair has some split ends, and it looks like it lacks care.

The woman probably looks like she is in her twenties! The shortcomings are probably that I don't wear makeup, I'm a little thinner, and my skin is a little rough.

Xu Damao was still a little confused. Looking at himself, he was also very skinny. It was easy to count the ribs one by one.

Look at the palms again. They are better than those of women, but they are also callouses that only workers can have.

Xu Damao couldn't help but gasped in fright. At this time, the woman next to him was also awakened.

The woman hugged Xu Damao and murmured: "Projectionist Xu, do what you said yesterday still count?"

"What did I say?" Xu Damao said tremblingly.

The woman sat up all of a sudden. Tears came at the drop of a hat. She cried and said, "I thought you were a good person, but it turns out you bullied me too. You went crazy because of drinking, and you won't admit it after taking advantage, right? Okay, you go, I Hua Ni is like being eaten by a dog.”

Xu Damao groaned secretly in his heart, he really didn't know what happened.

Where are you?
  What happened? How could I change from a chubby fat man to what he is now?
  Who is the woman next to me? What did you promise her again?
  ……

Xu Damao remembered that he had dinner with his colleagues yesterday, but he got drunk due to some silly tricks.

When he returned home drunk, my mother was waiting for him while watching TV.

After drinking the sobering tea prepared by my mother, I felt a little more awake, and then I watched TV with my mother.

The TV seemed to be playing "Love in the Courtyard", and my mother pointed at Xu Damao in the play and said to herself: "Look, his name is Xu Damao, and he has several wives.

Your name is also Xu Damao, and you are still a bachelor in your thirties.

Look at someone's figure, then look at your belly.

I am in my thirties, I don’t have a wife, I don’t have a house, I only know how to drink all day long.

Tell me about you, why am I raising you? "

Xu Damao remembered what he said at that time? By the way, he pointed at Xu Damao in the play and said, "Have you not looked at Xu Damao's face? He is as long as a donkey. How can he be as handsome as your son and me?"

But he didn't expect that his mother would criticize him again, saying that she would rather her son have a longer face. At least if he is thinner, it would be easier for him to find a wife and give her a grandson.

Xu Damao remembered that he had a few words with his wife and then put her to sleep.

Then, Xu Damao went back to his room, lay on the bed, patted his round belly, and talked about how he also wanted to lose weight.

What the hell, is this a wish coming true?
  ~Xu Damao thought to himself.

Xu Damao was a social beast with little ability in his previous life. At the age of thirty-two, he still had no house or money. Until yesterday, I was still living with my parents, living a half-gone life.     What is half-chewed old age? Even Xu Damao didn't spend his monthly salary indiscriminately, but with his small salary, let alone being unable to afford a house in that city. Even if you rent an apartment, your life will be miserable.

Living with my parents, water, electricity, kerosene and oil are all deducted from my parents’ retirement salary card, and my parents buy all the grain, oil, rice and noodles at home.

And with Xu Damao's salary of several thousand, he also buys gifts during the holidays, and occasionally buys flashy things for his parents.

The rest, of course, was all eating and drinking as his mother said.

Xu Damao thought about his current situation, but he did not remain silent. Instead, he immediately spoke out his words. Xu Damao said: "Why are you crying? I didn't say I wouldn't give it. You also know that I drank too much yesterday. I really can't remember what I promised you. Please remind me."

When Hua Ni heard Xu Damao's words, she couldn't help but stop crying and said shyly: "You said yesterday that as long as I treat you well, you promised to give me two dollars."

"What?" Xu Damao asked in surprise.

"Otherwise, one piece is fine, Projectionist Xu. I know I'm not worth it because I'm dirty, but I can't help it." Hua Ni begged, "My mother's family asked someone to bring me a letter saying that my mother is sick. She said she didn't want to go to the hospital because she didn't have any money at home. I couldn't help it. The man in the family was also dead, and I had nothing else to exchange for money except this body."

Xu Damao was a little confused, he really didn't react just now. In my previous life, I saw two pieces of it on the road. If there were people around, I usually wouldn't pick it up.

So I was surprised when I heard the pretty woman next to me saying that it only cost two yuan.

Xu Damao came to his senses at this time. It was probably that year when he took one or two yuan as a huge sum of money.

I just don’t know where I have traveled through time? Xu projectionist? ~Xu Damao couldn't help but think of Hua Ni's name just now, and couldn't help but scream in his heart ~ No way? It can't be such a coincidence, right? …

"Huani, right? Do you have a mirror here?" Xu Damao stabilized his mind, but he didn't bother to answer Huani's plea, but wanted to prove something first.

"Yes, yes, I'll get it for you right now." After Hua Ni said in a panic, she crawled out of the bed. Xu Damao couldn't help but dazzle at her white body.

Damn, it’s so exciting.

After Hua Ni brought the mirror over from somewhere in the main room, she didn't get under the quilt, but handed the mirror to Xu Damao, then stood naked in front of Xu Damao.

Fortunately, the original person should have been spared yesterday, otherwise Xu Damao would definitely have a nosebleed in this state.

Xu Damao didn't care about anything else at this time. He took the mirror with a wire hoop and took a frontal look. A donkey's face was clearly reflected in the mirror.

Damn it, it’s really Xu Damao!

……

After all, it was a series of spiritual struggles, and Hua Ni beside her watched the expression on Xu Damao's face change for a while.

Hua Ni was so frightened that she shivered beside her, but she didn't dare to disturb Xu Damao.

Only then did Xu Damao react. Seeing the shivering appearance of the woman next to him, he couldn't help but kindly lift the quilt.

The woman misunderstood, absolutely misunderstood.

So, things are wonderful!
  After about twenty minutes, Xu Damao lay on the bed contentedly and asked Hua Ni next to him to bring his clothes.

After touching for a long time, I didn't find any cigarettes, but I found a handful of scattered bills and receipts. I didn't notice it at all. Hua Ni, who was standing next to me, looked at these things with her eyes shining.

Xu Damao asked: "Huani, did you see the cigarette on me?"

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