Chapter 8 Pig’s Confinement Meal

Qin Shihuang: Pig? Do future generations like to eat pork so much? The same goes for the previous Dongpo Pork.

Liu Bang: Later generations should have solved the problem of the fishy smell of pork, otherwise they would not be so obsessed with pork. I just don’t know how to solve it.

Liu Che: Three meals a day for pigs? No, the pigs of later generations can eat so well that they can have three meals a day. My big men and many common people cannot guarantee two meals a day.

Poor people: Even pigs can have three meals a day, but we are not even as good as pigs. I want to cry.

Li Shimin: Tsk! There are pigs' confinement meals. People in later generations have become so luxurious. It seems that people in later generations live very rich lives. I don't know when the people of my Tang Dynasty will also be so wealthy.

Su Shi: The pigs that grew up eating the confinement meal should be delicious, and the Dongpo pork should be even more delicious!

The scene in the picture is located in a green mountain and green water. Several black pigs are looking leisurely by the pond. A middle-aged uncle wearing an apron is pouring a large pot of cut cucumbers into a large iron pot.

[Pour in the cucumber and stir-fry]

When the cucumber is put into the pot, the oil sizzles.

[Pour in the chopped corn as well]

"Pigs all have confinement meals. Thinking of the one who ate 12 pumpkins during confinement, my mother-in-law cried with distress."

"It is no exaggeration to say that this food is cleaner than 90% of the current takeout industry."

"Do bloggers need pigs? Except I look like a human, everything else is almost like a pig."

"Ask the mother-in-law who ate 12 pumpkins during confinement to come and have a look"

Qin Shihuang: Will people in future generations use iron pots for cooking? How many iron pans are needed for this?

Liu Bang: What is a cucumber? It looks delicious, and what is this corn? Is this all for pigs? Why does it feel like the food is better than that of my common people? I’m so angry!
  Liu Che: Is that the sizzling oil? It’s too luxurious! So much oil is used to cook vegetables for the pigs to eat, I envy you!

The war-torn people of the Three Kingdoms: They are worse than the pigs of future generations, and they are heartbroken and want to cry.

Li Shimin: It’s such a waste to give those little black pigs such good food!

Confucian scholar: It is outrageous for a gentleman to be far away from the kitchen and for a grown man to cook.

Zhao Kuangyin: It’s a waste of money to feed pigs such a good ingredient like cucumbers, but what is this corn? It looks very good.

Chongzhen: It’s so good to feed pigs, but my people are still hungry. Where can I reason?

Kangxi: It’s cucumbers, corn, and oil. The living conditions of future generations will be great!
  [After the cucumber is fried, the stewed soup will be more delicious]

The middle-aged uncle stir-fried the cucumber and corn evenly.

[OK, put the duck in and add water]

"The blogger is so awesome. It's so good for pigs to eat. Do the pigs know?"

"Even the pigs' food is so good, I can only eat some meat from time to time, and I feel it's not as good as the blogger's pigs."

"Blogger, after the meal is ready, leave some for me"

"Blogger, please tell me where the address is, I'll rush there"

Qin Shihuang couldn't open his mouth in surprise. The duck was nothing, but the problem was that the duck was going to be fed to pigs. The pig food in later generations was ridiculously good!
  Liu Che: This... this... this duck is not for pigs, right?

Poor people: The pigs have already eaten the ducks. Is there any reason for this? We can only eat meat during the Chinese New Year, but these pigs...

Li Shimin: Can you tell me how future generations became so wealthy? Even pigs can eat meat.

[Almost done, wash out the pumpkin]

The blogger washed several pumpkins floating in the sink, then cut them into pieces and threw them into a large pot to stew them together.

【Mix the vegetables evenly】

The blogger took a shovel and kept stirring the food in the pot.   【Okay, cover the pot and cook】

"The blogger is still adding dishes, do you want it to be so rich?"

"Enough bloggers, pigs eat so well, it makes me greedy"

"Will the blogger's black pig be sold?" I want to buy one and bring it back to make bacon.》

Li Longji: This pumpkin looks delicious! It's a pity that my Datang does not have it.

Zhao Xu, Shenzong of the Song Dynasty: Pigs eat better than the people of my Song Dynasty. I don’t know how later generations did it.

Zhu Yuanzhang: A pig's food is so good, but the people of Lingzhen's Ming Dynasty do not eat as well as pigs.

Qianlong: Even pumpkins are fed to pigs. Why should we be so extravagant? The life of my people in the Qing Dynasty is nothing more than this.

After the blogger covered the big pot, the camera showed the little black pigs wandering around. Each of the little black pigs was leisurely and enjoying their life.

The ancient people could tell at a glance that these little black pigs were tame wild boars. Each one had a fat head and big ears. It was obvious that they were fed a normal diet.

[Okay, take it out of the pot]

When the lid of the pot was opened, a large pot of stewed pig food made many ancient people salivate.

There are many people who don't have enough to eat, and it's still late at night. When they see the rich pig food, their stomachs growl, but no matter how much they scream, it doesn't help, and they can't eat it.

[Catch the duck]

The blogger put the duck on a separate plate and fished the other vegetables into a bucket. The blogger poured the pig food into the pig trough.

[Brothers, it’s time to eat]

A large group of small black pigs rushed in from all directions, and the scene was very spectacular. Each black pig gathered around the pig trough and gulped down the food.

The blogger took out the plate with the duck, tore the duck into pieces, and then dipped it in the prepared chili sauce and ate it.

"I thought that duck was also made for pigs"

"I thought that duck was cooked for pigs, and I was shocked. Later, he ate it himself, and I was even more shocked."

"How to sell this pig?" I want to make a reservation for Chinese New Year》

"I found that when he feeds pigs, it's not about what he feeds, but what he wants to eat, and the pigs eat whatever they want."

Liu Bang: I was shocked. I thought ducks were also for pigs to eat, but it’s not so outrageous at last.

Liu Che: Later generations were also shocked that ducks were cooked for pigs. It seems that later generations were not so rich as to be ridiculous.

Yang Guang: Even so, the pig's food is better than his people.

Li Shimin: I don’t expect the people to eat better than pigs. I will be satisfied if I can achieve half of it.

People: It looks very rich. Can you leave us a bite?

Su Shi: That sauce looks very good. How was it made?
  Zhu Di: Pigs eat so well, I can’t imagine how well people in future generations will eat.

Chongzhen: I feel sorry for the people and cannot let them have enough food.

An aspiring young man in the late Qing Dynasty: People in this generation have no pigtails, and they are not the Qing Dynasty at first glance. Our path is indeed correct. Only by overthrowing the Qing Dynasty can the people live a good life.

After Su Chen finished watching the video, it was very late, so he turned off his phone and went to sleep.

Ancient people from all dynasties saw the sky go out and went back to their houses to rest.

However, the emperors of various dynasties breathed a sigh of relief. At least for now, it seems that the sky curtain can still operate in the future, so they can get some useful information from the sky curtain.

(End of this chapter)

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