Chapter 22 Sheep is a cow
  [Why do people say that cat owners dare not show their feet when sleeping? Look back at how fast they are! #recordcatdaily#sillycat’sdaily#Does your cat play like this too?]

In the picture, the owner is lying on the bed, hiding his feet under the quilt, while the little cat beside him keeps digging into the quilt.

"Why do cats like to attack their feet"

"Hey... Ever since I got a cat, I no longer dare to walk around the house naked after taking a bath, and I have even given up sleeping naked for decades."

"Cat, come to my house, I'll let you touch it, come here, please"

"I have been a pet doctor for 10 years. If your cat does this often, you must pay attention to it. This is a symptom of Hainus. Don't find it funny."

"I forgot to cover my feet that day, and ended up losing a thousand dollars."

"It's so real, why, doesn't it stink?"

"I suspect my cat is foot-crazy"

"You know, it's not so scary just by touching it. It not only touches it, it also digs it out. It not only digs it out, it also scratches it"

"This is the consequences of showing your feet in front of me"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"As long as there is any part of the body that is not covered, it assumes that it is not mine, but its toy. Oh, except for my head. Maybe in its eyes, the head represents me. Covering the quilt is equivalent to disconnecting from the head. Link"

"My cat often squats on the bed waiting for me to show her feet"

"Then you were watching a horror movie with a friend, and his cat suddenly came to scratch your feet. At that moment, I died several times."

"I always thought that my cat was mentally ill. He would scratch me when my feet were exposed while I was sleeping. Only after watching this video did I realize that in addition to scratching, he also bit me."

"My cat licks the soles of my feet every day"

"I'll just do a Leo Flying Kick"

"Treating my feet like a mouse"

Ying Zheng: This cat is so cute, but it’s a pity that my Daqin doesn’t have a cat, otherwise I would like to have one for fun.

Liu Che: How can petting a cat make people as happy as petting a dog?

Liu Xiu: This cat is similar to the breed that Persia paid tribute to last time!
  Li Shimin didn't understand why some people liked aloof cats. They liked dogs so much. They were not only loyal, but also close to their owners and would wag their tails at them.

And it seems that there are still many people who like cats in future generations.

However, this also reflects from the side that the living conditions of later generations are not generally good, and they will actually send sick cats to see doctors.

Wu Zetian watched the kittens playing on the sky screen and couldn't help but feel itchy hands.

So she immediately asked someone to bring the most beautiful cat in the cat room.

After a while, the little eunuch brought in a snow-white Persian cat.

Wu Zetian quickly took it and held it in her arms, petting the cat and looking at the sky.

Her Persian cat is much more beautiful than the little tabby cat on the canopy.

Lu You: Cat-loving and patriotism, you can have both.

When Lu You saw the kitten on the sky screen, he was filled with love and wanted to hold it and give it a kiss.

Who doesn't know that he loves to play with cats on weekdays and can't even walk when he sees a cat?

He was also happy to see that future generations liked cats so much, as if he had found a soulmate.

Lu You, whose hands were itching unbearably, immediately asked his servants to bring the raccoon slave over. He wanted to hold him in his arms and stroke her hard.

Perhaps because of something in his heart, Lu You petted the cat and became inspired by poetry, so he immediately composed a poem.

"The wind swept through the rivers and lakes, and the rain darkened the village, and the sound of the four mountains was like the rolling waves of the sea."

"The firewood in the creek is soft and the blanket is warm. The raccoon slave and I won't go out."

"Lying in a lonely village, I don't feel sorry for myself, but I still think about guarding the Luntai for the country."

"Late at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse glaciers come to sleep." Jiajing of the Ming Dynasty: It is better to play with a cat than to go to court, and the cat is worse than the beloved concubine!

Jiajing looked at the descendants on the sky screen with admiration. He did not expect that the descendants would be so tasteful and like cats as much as he did.

It wasn't until this moment that he realized that cats like to scratch their feet.

I remember that he used to have his cat accompany him when he went to bed at night. Sometimes he would feel movement on his feet in the middle of the night. When he woke up, he would see that it was his pet cat scratching his feet.

I never understood it before and thought there was something weird about loving cats.

Now it is finally clear that this is normal.

Wanqing Zhang Zhidong: How can cat poop be dirty? My master can pull it wherever he likes!
  Zhang Zhidong saw that later generations also liked cats so much, and he felt relieved that he had found someone with the same mindset.

Relatives and friends around him all know that he likes cats, but some people don't understand and think that he loves cats too much.

But he thought it was nothing. The cat was so cute, so why should he pamper it?

Seeing the overly cute cat on the canopy, Zhang Zhidong, who was very excited about cats, hurriedly walked towards the bedroom.

There are dozens of cats in the bedroom that he feeds himself. He missed them after not seeing them for a while.

As soon as Zhang Zhidong came to the bedroom, he saw a cat pooping on the book, so he immediately went up and wiped it with a handkerchief without feeling dirty.

While wiping, he did not forget to give instructions to the servant next to him.

"Although a cat poops everywhere, you can't hit it or scold it. What does a cat know? Cats are not humans! But if people poop everywhere, that is unforgivable!"

[All the sheep you have seen and eaten are cows? I can’t tell the difference between horses, cows and sheep! #knowledgepartner#I don’t eat for free]

The moment they saw the title of the video, ancient people from all dynasties and generations were all stunned.

Are all sheep cows?

Countless ancient people were messed up and felt that later generations would treat them as idiots.

Sheep and cows are completely different animals, but they can still tell them apart.

[Can you believe it, sheep is actually a kind of cow. 】

[I don’t study well, don’t lie to me, can’t I still tell the difference between boiled mutton and boiled fattened beef? 】

[Both cattle and sheep have two undivided hollow horns on their heads. Cows have two hooves, and sheep have two hooves. Cows chew cud, and sheep also chew cud. Cows have four stomachs, and sheep also have four stomachs. It can also be made into old Beijing fried belly. Cows have milk and sheep have goat milk. The only difference is that the mutton is very tasty. 】

[In fact, there is no such thing as sheep in biology. All sheep belong to the family Bovidae. Cattle, yaks, bison, goats, sheep, and goats are actually cattle. 】

[In biology, it is really difficult to distinguish between sheep and cattle. For example, the blue wildebeest belongs to the cattle tribe, but it looks like a strong sheep. The musk ox obviously looks like a cow, but it actually belongs to the cattle and sheep tribe, which translates to a sheep like a cow. What’s even weirder is that the wildebeest in Africa is not a horse at all, but a weird-looking antelope, and of course, in the end, it’s still a cow. 】

[A sheep is just a small, compact cow with a weird body odor. I don’t eat it for free. I’m so cultured. 】

"It's like saying that when I'm eating lamb rolls, I'm eating beef rolls"

"Wildebeest = cow and horse?" 》

"Xi Niu Niu and Big Big Wolf"

"Pleasant Goat: Are you polite?" 》

"Brave Sheep, Not Afraid of Difficulties"

"Weird Body Scent"

"Growing Knowledge"

"No wonder the Pleasant Goat movie was so bullish at the beginning"

"The other ten zodiac signs: I don't accept it, why can this thing occupy two positions by changing its name"

Ying Zheng: Aren’t future generations kidding? This is the first time in my life that I have heard that sheep are cattle. No matter how you look at it, it seems a bit outrageous.

People from all dynasties: We don’t study, so don’t lie to us. We can still distinguish sheep from cows.

(End of this chapter)

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