Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 8 Human Realm (First Meeting with Wang Chenlong)

Pluto was gone for a long time, and when he came back, he found that there was another flower spirit that he didn't recognize.

My own territory has been inhabited by other creatures without my permission.

Does he still have the majesty of Pluto?

Pluto was angry and the consequences were dire.

The three of them stood in a row in front of Hades with their heads lowered.

"What is this? Why is it jumping around! Who can make her quiet for a while! Are you treating the person who caused the trouble as a hotel?"

The three of them answered in different tones: "No~~"

"Do you know who is the boss here?" Pluto asked again.

The three people continued to answer in varying tones: "I know~~

Pluto slapped the table: "Are you trying to piss me off?"

“I don’t want to~~”

I watched Pluto's face turn from white to green, and finally settled on purple.

Seeing that something was wrong, Mr. Lin quickly explained: "Brother Pluto, haven't you noticed? We are a blend of humans, animals, and plants, and humans and nature coexist in harmony."

Pluto was too lazy to pay attention to him, pointed at the flower spirit and asked, "Who brought this back?"

The bird girl stepped forward with a smile and replied: "Lord Pluto, we didn't bring it back. This flower spirit was in your room before. Have you forgotten?"

Hades: "..."

He really forgot.

Rujian Que Girl was extremely unhappy, but she also agreed: "The flower spirit is the doll sent by the previous client."

Pluto began to suspect that his noble man was too forgetful, and asked uncertainly: "Has this doll changed?"

Lin Xiang said: "This child has no mother. It's a long story. To put it simply, the original doll and the current doll are the same doll, but the original doll was burned by Ruyi, so the original doll ran away to this doll. On my body..."

Pluto closed his eyes and saw for himself what had happened.

He can see everything that happened in the past.

He saw everything clearly from the moment he left until the last moment.

A revolving door of light flashed through his mind.

Pluto opened his eyes and said, "Have you found the spiritual method?"

Ruyi suddenly remembered this incident, took out the spirit-inviting code from his sleeve, and presented it to Pluto: "Lord Pluto."

Pluto nodded: "I know, help me put it away and keep it safe."

Ruyi nodded, took a step back, and stood up again.

He took another look at the three people standing in front of him, each with their own thoughts.

That’s all.

Pluto waved his hand: "Let's all disperse, Prime Minister Lin stays."

When Xiang Lin heard this, he thought that something was wrong. Was he going to have surgery on himself? Could it be that Pluto has any complaints about his misuse of client's funds?

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After the people left, Pluto moved his body to the side, made a place, and said to Lin Xiang: "Sit down."

Lin Xiang chose the farthest distance and sat down.

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"Don't get too close to your mortal friends in the future. It's not safe for them." Pluto's indifferent expression remained the same as before, and it seemed that he didn't have much objection to Prime Minister Lin.

Lin Xiangsong said in a relaxed tone: "Okay."

He also discovered this problem. Now he is particularly prone to provoking those messy monsters and ghosts, and it will be bad if he affects others.

Pluto paused and hesitated before saying, "Of course it's okay to be soft-hearted, but being too kind will only kill you."

Lin Xiang sighed: "Okay, maybe there is something wrong with me... It was like this when I was a child. If someone messed with me and showed kindness to me, I immediately forgiven it. My friend stood up for me, and I felt embarrassed. Some people followed me In a fight, as long as the other party shows weakness, I will call a truce immediately. I also wonder if there is something wrong with my character."

Pluto was silent for a while, as if he was considering his words. Lin Xiang thought he was trying to comfort himself, but he suddenly said: "Don't eat the lamb kidneys from Ruyi Noodle House in the future."

Lin Xiang opened his mouth in shock: "Huh?"

Because Ruyi said he was vain, he...

"It's useless. Human food is no longer effective for you. It's better to eat a few more holy fruits."

Lin Xiang lowered his voice: "Is the Holy Fruit really miraculous?"

Pluto also lowered his voice: "Don't always focus on your own place."

Lin Xiang jumped up: "Nima, who asked you to see it! Can I still have some privacy?"

"I just saw it by the way."

"It's not okay to just watch it by the way!"

"One more thing." Pluto looked serious.

Lin Xiang looked at Pluto: "What's the matter?"

"Your salary for the next six months is gone."

"why!"

"You know it yourself."

"Unscrupulous boss! Exploiting employees!"

"I'm not blind."

Lin Xiang knew that his misappropriation of funds had been exposed, and he couldn't escape.

Lin Xiang groaned: "In this relationship between us, do we still have to share things with each other? What's yours is mine, and what's mine may not be yours."

"There is no way, you have spent all the money, how can I pay you a salary? If you support the collection of underworld coins, I can immediately transfer you 100 million. It is printed by the Bank of Paradise and can be used throughout the underworld."

Lin Xiang was not happy: "It's bad luck! Bad luck! I'm not dead yet! Damn it! Damn it, when others open the Golden Finger, there are so many beauties, gold and silver mountains, and the world is dominating the world! Why am I different from others!" I’m already following Hades! King of the Underworld! Why is my monthly salary only two thousand? It’s not about the money, but the magic is so weak!”

"The amount of salary is paid according to your requirements. If your spells are not strong, you have to find the reason from yourself. You have to study diligently and read more of the books in the study."

"I want to learn the arcane books, even if I ask for the spiritual code."

"It's not enough of a chance."

"...Look at other people, how could it be possible for them to start as mortals and then reach the heavenly realm! How could college students just join a group and become a master of cultivating immortals! There are also people who have their limbs maimed and grow back again. I have mastered the skills of having unparalleled hands! I am better than them all, okay, I win at the starting line, okay! I don’t need to be disabled to open the golden finger, okay! According to this development, I must be better than them, okay! I’m big There is a chance."

"What are all the nonsense you are talking about..."

"The male protagonists of the novel! They are all better than me!"

After hearing this, Hades thought for a moment and looked at Lin Xiang seriously: "Maybe it's because you are not the leading actor."

Lin Xiang's face fell: "Really? I have always felt that I am different from others, and I have a great responsibility from heaven. Brother Pluto, are you sure you read it right! I must be the male lead!"

Pluto was helpless: "Okay, okay, my salary will be increased to 3,000, so stop using the vicious words."

Looking at Lin Xiang leaving happily. Pluto shook his head and said: "Novel is harmful..."

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The next day, Lin Xiang, who was still immersed in the joy of a salary increase, ran to Pluto with his cell phone and said, "Brother Pluto, someone is looking for you."

Pluto was meditating and said without moving: "I'll leave it to you to handle it yourself."

After that, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

"But... this person seems to know you."

Pluto was already asleep and ignored Lin Xiang.

It's impossible for a pig to fall asleep so fast!

"Suffer to death!"

Lin Xiang Wu Huo Wa Ha hit a set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms in front of Pluto's face, each palm was less than 0.01 millimeter away from Pluto's face.

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The message tone sounded again.

Prime Minister Lin clicked on the screen.

Yeyeye: Old Pluto, you are ignoring me, right? Can you help me or not?

When Prime Minister Lin saw that there was a job available, he quickly replied: If you need help with anything, just ask. Our Mediator Co., Ltd. has both strength and financial resources! Efficiency and quality fly together! If you can't think of it, we can't do it. I will do my best to make you happy and satisfied. Only 998! 998! Take home VIP service! [Rose][Rose][Loose flowers][Loose flowers]
  Yeyeye: Are you sick? Be crazy! Baba, please, no!
  Lin Xiang saw that the other party was very angry and quickly explained: Brother, don't be angry, I am not Pluto, Pluto is asleep...

Yeyeye: Ruyi?

Troublemaker: No, I am Prime Minister Lin.

Yeyeye: I don’t know.

Followed by another sentence: I just said that Ruyi is not such an idiot.

Troublemaker: Oh, okay.

Yeyeye: How many days has that old man slept?

Troublemaker: Just fell asleep.

Yeyeye: Goodbye!

Trouble maker: I’ll call you when he gets up.

Lin Xiang waited for a long time, but there was no reply.

Your uncle is just tired of chatting while people disappear!

You are so awesome!

Lin Xiang thought for a while. Even Ruyi knew this person, so he must be an acquaintance. It would be better to put this person on top and wait until Pluto wakes up to deal with it.

Happy time always passes quickly. Lin Xiang has many meaningful things to do every day, and his life is particularly positive.

"Xiaoque, let's go, I'll go shopping with you..."

"Impossible, impossible in this life."

"Ruyi, let's go out and play..."

"roll!"

"Little Lingling, let me play with you."

"Stupid humans!"

"..."

After seven positive days like this, Lin Xiang finally felt that he had no hope of life anymore. At this moment, Ye Ye Ye sent a message on time.

Yeyeyeye: Are you up, Pluto?

Lin Xiangzheng was furious and replied: No! No! No! Second Austrian!
  Yeyeye: How did you speak?
  Trouble maker: Just say it!
  Yeyeye: You are a dog!

Troublemaker: Believe it or not, I will block you!

Yeyeye: Do you dare to delete and block me? Boy, you are in big trouble!
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The two squirted for nearly five minutes.

Pluto opened his eyes and couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this scene.

"Stop scolding, we're old acquaintances."

He took the phone from Lin Xiang.

Yeyeye:...Has the person been replaced? Why has the style of painting changed?

Trouble maker: Keep talking, he was my subordinate just now.

Yeyeye: I haven’t scolded you enough! I'm afraid your subordinate is not Shi Lezhi!

Troublemaker: Yes.

Yeyeye: When are you coming to see me?
  Troublemaker: It will be over in a moment.

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Pluto and Lin Xiang walked out of the incident together.

The sun is just right outside and the autumn breeze is gentle.

Fallen leaves cover the entire street of Yanliu Lane, and they are bright yellow and can make a crunching sound when stepped on.

Lin Xiang stretched out: "This situation makes me suddenly feel that I am still alive! It's so good to be alive~"

Pluto continued: "There is a living."

"..."

"Seriously, what will happen after I die? Brother Pluto, we are all so familiar, you have to protect me when we get down there!"

Pluto glanced at him: "You have a long life, you can protect yourself."

"how long?"

Seeing that Pluto ignored him, he asked again: "Then where are we going now?"

"Find a client."

Lin Xiang jumped up: "That Ye Ye Ye?"

Hades nodded.

Lin Xiang shook his head: "If I don't go, I won't go."

Pluto raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"Who is that person?"

"Yuan Zun."

"What the hell is Yuan Zun?" Lin Xiang felt a second-level aura coming towards his face.

"Yuanzun Chenlong, the leader of the Taiqing Palace, commands a large immortal sect with thousands of immortals in the sect. He is a high god."

Lin Xiang was shocked: "What are you talking about every night?"

Hades nodded.

"Shangshen? Isn't it particularly powerful?"

"One sneeze can turn the earth into ashes." Pluto joked seriously.

"Can a sneeze wipe out the earth?" Lin Xiang asked again in surprise.

Hades nodded again.

Lin Xiangxin said: It's over, it's really a big deal. Ye Ye Ye was so powerful that she actually uttered arrogant words to him...

Seeing Lin Xiang's hesitation, Pluto smiled: "What's wrong?"

Lin Xiang stopped and said, "Can I not go..." "I must go."

"Then why not teleport?"

"Whatever you want to send, it's at the corner of Yanliu Lane."

"So close?" Lin Xiang's eyes widened.

"arrive."

Lin Xiang raised his eyes and saw a cloud of faint purple air, with five big red characters on the yellow signboard: Heat Shenlong E-Sports Arena.

!!!

There are also advertisements floating on the LED screen: A paradise for e-sports players, with the best equipment in the city, free soda, don’t miss it if you pass by.

……

"Internet cafe? Brother... we must have come to the right place, right?"

Hades nodded: "Yes."

Lin Xiang was happy: "Is the Yuan Zun you are talking about in the game? There are constant surprises, a monthly income of tens of thousands, a green game that makes money without spending money, zero yuan VIP, full level in three days, 999 per second, and all equipment Exploded 666..."

"That's Zha Zhahui."

"..."

Pluto frowned and looked at the purple gas floating outside the store: "It turns out that this guy cast a purple gas eastward spell on his store."

"What curse?"

"Purple Qi comes from the east to curse, no wonder his business is good in this area."

Pluto stepped into the Internet cafe, and Lin Xiang hurriedly followed.

The boy at the bar was watching the video without raising his head: "Member or temporary? Give me your ID card."

Hades knocked on the bar with his hand: "Call your boss out."

The bar boy finally raised his head and glanced at Hades, then yelled at the Internet cafe cubicle: "Boss, someone is looking for trouble!"

At this time, there was also a roar in the cubicle: "Let him get out!"

The boy at the bar said politely: "I'm sorry, our boss is busy."

Lin Xiang stared at the boy at the bar for a while, and was suddenly startled. He seemed to vaguely see the spirit of the boy at the bar, which was a fat-headed black snake with a huge mouth open, fangs exposed and spitting out the letter. .

Pluto deadpanned: "Oh, okay."

Then he pulled Lin Xiang and teleported into the cubicle.

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In late autumn, there is a hint of chill.

There is no temperature control equipment in the compartment, but it is very warm and comfortable. Computers, sofas, and water dispensers are all available.

A lean man with his back to them, messy hair, and wearing maroon pajamas, stared at the screen. The most disturbing thing was that the mouse and keyboard were actually moving on their own.

Sure enough, it was a god playing games.

The man realized that someone had come in and was about to have a seizure. Then he sensed the other person's identity. He stood up and pointed at Pluto and laughed and cursed: "Old Pluto, you just came to me now, can you still have fun!"

Pluto replied: "It's not too late to have a good meal."

Lin Xiang finally saw Yuan Zun's true face.

Black and gold intertwined hair, yellow skin, pointed face, golden pupils, two electric lines at the corners of his eyes, a high nose, thin lips, and his tongue was hesitating like a letter when speaking.

Isn't the real body also a snake?
  Why do these gods look younger than the other? Could it be that all the fairies in novels with gray hair, childish faces, and demeanor are all deceitful?

Yuan Zun originally didn't want to talk to Lin Xiang, but the doubtful expression on this boy's face was too obvious. Super strong sense of presence.

"What do you mean, kid?" He looked at Lin Xiang.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but express his doubts.

"You're so confused! I'm only five thousand years old and not even a teenager! How can I have long hair and a childish face? I'm a real little kid."

Lin Xiang: "Okay..."

"Anyone who looks like a certain person has lived for tens of thousands of years, and he has even been reborn as a fetus and is still alive."

Pluto's face darkened: "Wang Chenlong, I advise you not to talk nonsense."

When Lin Xiang heard this, he smiled and said, "Are the names of gods so down-to-earth?"

"My surname is Wang and I am a dragon. What's the problem?"

"Then why not call him Wang Tianlong? Doesn't it sound more majestic?" Lin Xiang suggested sincerely.

"My mother gave birth to me in the morning, couldn't I?"

Prime Minister Lin nodded: "That's it."

Wang Chenlong glared at Lin Xiang, and suddenly spit out two dark stone stools stained with mucus from his mouth, which shocked Lin Xiang.

"Sit!" he said.

"..."

"Why don't you sit down?"

"Can you perform again?"

"what?"

"Spitting something... I still want to see it."

Wang Chenlong said coldly: "I'll show you how to swallow a sheep alive! Do you want to watch it?"

"What is a two-legged sheep?"

Hades followed suit and replied: "A living person."

"..."

Lin Xiang shut up and sat down.

After sitting down, Xiang Lin couldn't help but ask: "Is your mother also a dragon... Your whole family should be dragons, right?"

"My mother is the Mother of Dragons!"

"What is the Mother Dragon? What is the difference between it and the Mother Dragon?"

Wang Chenlong couldn't bear it and asked Pluto: "Where did you recruit this sand sculpture player from?"

"Recruited online."

"..."

Pluto told Xiang Lin in his mind: "Can we say a few words less?"

Prime Minister Lin nodded: "Okay, I'm excited, I'm excited."

It was also the first time for him to see a living god, and he couldn't control his emotions.

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Pluto and Yuan Zun were reminiscing about old times. Lin Xiang listened for a while, all of which were pretentious.

Why did he hit 10,000 people at once? All the fairies in the sky worshiped him. The Queen Mother of the West wrote a love letter to him. In the past two years, the Internet cafe business was not good, and the turnover was only tens of billions...

Hades smiled and listened.

"Two-legged sheep, what's your expression? Do you not believe what I said?"

Lin Xiang shook his head: "I believe it!"

"What do you mean by shaking your head?"

Lin Xiang nodded quickly.

"What do you mean by nodding?"

Lin Xiang couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother Long, I was wrong."

Wang Chenlong turned around and asked Pluto: "To be honest, your subordinates probably don't know how powerful I am, right? It's true that newborn calves are not afraid of dragons!"

Pluto said: "Master Yuanzun, I have already told him about your power."

Wang Chenlong was dubious: "Really? Did you also tell him that if I sneeze, the earth will turn into ashes?"

Pluto nodded: "I told you, I told you."

"Have you told him that I have thousands of people?"

Pluto nodded: "It must! It must!"

Wang Chenlong nodded with satisfaction and patted Hades on the shoulder: "Good brother!"

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Lin Xiang's biggest shortcoming is that he can't stand loneliness.

After calming down for a while, he asked curiously: "Why does Lord Yuanzun open an Internet cafe if he is so awesome?"

"There are so many disciples in the sect, don't they all have to be fed! The electricity and water bills are not all money! The house and car are not all money! I can't buy a TV to watch in this world! I don't make money, so I live in a cave!"

Pluto smiled and said: "Why don't you look for the reason from yourself when your incense is not good? Which time has the wish of a mortal believer come to you and come true?"

"Brother, you don't understand. It's hard to be a god! You don't even know what kind of random wishes they make. If I help them realize them, I'll be damned."

"Is this the reason why you left the good Yuan Zun God alone and couldn't live in the Qing Palace, so you took a dozen of your younger brothers down to earth to open an Internet cafe to compete with me for business?"

Lin Xiang:? ? ? Aren't there thousands of younger brothers...

Wang Chenlong was unhappy: "Why did I steal your business? We are not in the same industry."

"Is the eighty-year-old man in the hall here to surf the Internet? He may not even know how to turn on the computer. Isn't it because he was attracted by Zi Qidonglai? He sat there and stared at the screen for two hours. The range of your spell It’s so big, everyone will suffer if I cause trouble.”

Wang Chenlong was unhappy again: "What kind of business can you do with your shabby place? And you have a wrong mentality! Who are you looking down on? I'm only over eighty years old, and it's time to play. What's wrong with going online? ?”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Lin Lian hurriedly advised: "Okay, okay, stop arguing. By the way, Brother Long, you are so powerful, can you beat Pluto?"

"..."

"..."

"Little two-legged sheep, what are you talking about? Your consciousness is really too small. Is my magic power used for PK? My magic power is used to benefit all people in the world!"

"That means I can't beat him..."

Wang Chenlong snorted: "It's hard to say the Pluto in the past, but the Pluto in front of me, haha."

Pluto smiled: "Come and try."

"Forget it, I won't take advantage of others. If you come back one day and hit me with a palm, I will still have to fly down."

"It's okay. I'll try my best to send you to Venus. Venus has a portal."

The more Xiang Lin listened, the more confused he became: "What is the return of the true body?"

Wang Chenlong shook his head and tutted: "Don't ask me, it's serious. This is all a confusing account of the three realms. It's full of absurd words and bitter tears."

"Hey, let's get down to business! Why did you call me here?" Pluto interrupted Wang Chenlong's nonsense.

"It's not about my brother. He insists on becoming the king of the mountain. I can't persuade him, but he doesn't see me at all! I wrote a banner about him peeing on the kang when he was a child and hung it at the entrance of his cave, but he didn't even see me! Aren't you a talker? ?You go and help me persuade."

In fact, Pluto had already guessed it, and he simply shook his head and refused: "I can't help you with this."

"why?"

"Maybe it's because I'm not a talker."

Wang Chenlong was stunned for a moment, and then yelled: "It's my fault! Can you help me?"

"No help, we're leaving."

Wang Chenlong's face sank and he shouted loudly: "Li He!"

Hades stays.

"Can you help?"

Pluto looked at him and said, "Come on, let me see if you sneeze and turn the earth into ashes."

Wang Chenlong shouted to the network administrator: "Bring me my globe!"

"You are also thousands of years old...your brother has carried so much karma! Even if he is called back, he will not be able to become an immortal or a god!"

"I don't care, why have I stayed in this world for so long? If he doesn't become a god, I can only become a monster with him! It's up to you, or I'll reveal all the stupid things you did when you were young. For your little brother?"

Lin Xiang applauded inwardly: OK, OK!
  Pluto confronted him for three seconds, gritted his teeth and said: Tell me quickly where he is! "

……

Although Brother Long was unhappy with Lin Xiang. But Lin Xiang still quietly transferred 500 yuan from Pluto's account to get a gold membership in this Internet cafe.

Heroes should be cherished by heroes.

Of course it's also to please.

After all, he is a god! The relationship that should be built cannot be left behind.

No matter how much Brother Long hated him, he wouldn't hit the smiling man with his hand.

Lin Xiang feels that since he came to Shiren, he has become more and more good to others.

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On the way back to the victim, Lin Xiang asked Pluto: "Brother Pluto, your name is Li He..."

"Called before."

"By the way, why is Brother Long so obsessed with me? Doesn't he like me? Just because I scolded him."

"Long is sensitive and suspicious by nature. You are a stranger, and he is completely aware of you. If he doesn't bother you, he might be bothered by me, an old friend."

"Actually, he doesn't have the ability to destroy heaven and earth."

"Have."

"Then why didn't he use it?" Lin Xiang didn't believe it.

"You are really the living king of hell. The earth has been reduced to ashes, and you live on Mars?"

"..."

　Brother Long is my friend, and relying on our plastic friendship, he must force me to add drama to him...

　　He said he must destroy the world... He doesn't even look down on Thanos...

　　It's just that one never knows what role a friend has assigned you...

　　Brother Long, we are still good friends, right?

　　Brother Long: Impossible, impossible in this life, you wrote me like this, let’s end our friendship...

　　Okay, I'm sorry, everyone, this chapter is out of control. I hope everyone didn't get into trouble...

　　
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)