Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 68 The Underworld

After understanding the situation, Lin Xiang teleported back to the person involved.

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Poetry is really the favor of everyone. He just got off Lin Xiangshen and then on Ruyi.

Ruyi sat on the bench in the noodle shop with Shiyi in her arms, slightly lost in thought.

Ruyi has a fair face and big watery eyes.

A standard first love face, beautiful but without any charm.

An innocent face paired with a flammable and explosive personality.

There is a natural contrast and cuteness.

Lin Xiang likes this kind of thing, and it can't be said that he likes this kind. It just means that Ruyi is like this kind of thing, so he likes this kind of thing.

In fact... Ruyi has been much gentler to her in the past two years.

To be honest, Lin Xiang knew that Ruyi was good-looking, but he had never taken a closer look at her face.

There is no reason for being too romantic, but her long legs and high heels are too eye-catching.

Back when he was still full of energy, Prime Minister Lin also thought about Ruyi's bee-waisted, round buttocks and long legs eight hundred times a night, with toilet paper flying everywhere. The faces of the heroines in various health movies have been completely transformed by AI. I just don't dare to think about it, and I don't dare to put Ruyi's face on it.

No matter how much he jokes or talks, Ruyi is still a piece of pure land in his heart.

More than ten years have passed since then.

Prime Minister Lin has long since stopped seeing and thinking no evil.

After many years of practice, he seemed to have developed great love. No longer indulge in any small love or desires.

He can look at a person more objectively, not just looking at the skin. There is also some reason for shyness. As I get older, I understand shame.

Although the behavior of the bird girl often makes him shy, it does not prevent him from looking at the bird girl thoroughly.

Of course... Bird Girl often looked down on him.

As you wish...

He seems to be looking up to Ruyi mostly.

Every time he thought of her, it was her heroic appearance with a huge ball of orchid fox fire in her hand.

When he is in danger, spare no effort to save him!
  He can't understand Sparrow Girl, Pluto, and so on.

Only Ruyi, he didn't dare to look more, but he could see clearly.

He is indeed a silly fox.

Silly yet true.

Lin Xiang suddenly felt compassion.

"Ruyi." Lin Xiang walked slowly to Ruyi.

"If you have something to say, please go away." He still acted like a big sister.

"Why are you so fierce!"

"I'm in a bad mood. I stay in this damn place every day. The yin is too strong and there is no sun." Ruyi muttered.

"Isn't there a ball of light... Go out and look at it. It's very beautiful and magical, and it doesn't hurt your eyes."

"I want to bask in the sun, the light ball is of no use."

"Ruyi, you are so cruel to me every day, maybe you are attracted to me..."

"Do you have any logic in what you say? Go away and don't interfere with me playing with the rabbit."

Lin Xiang smiled and said: "My pet, it's natural for you to masturbate, and you still let me go."

Ruyi glared at him impatiently, then suddenly froze: "Xiao Xiangzi, you have changed in the past ten years."

"I'm ten years older, so I must be much more stable."

"You've become prettier."

"and then?"

"I'm a bit of a face-controller."

"You don't really like me, do you?"

"Maybe in the future. I'm not interested now."

Prime Minister Lin pretended to be frightened and patted his chest and said, "I was scared to death. I thought you were attracted to me."

After hearing this, Ruyi suddenly pushed the rabbit to Lin Xiang angrily, and Lin Xiang hurriedly caught it with his hands.

"roll!"

"okay!"

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Lin Xiang was lying on the Shiyi mattress, crossing his legs and looking at the bird charm.

There are many new short video apps coming out now.

He likes the Weishi Three Realms version the most.

It has everything, including short video live broadcasts.

There was a live broadcast of reincarnation, half of the people who were cast were gone, but the bird talisman was still there. It is said that people have been throwing themselves up there for a while. There was a live broadcast of drinking Meng Po soup. After drinking it, I didn’t even know my last name or what I was called. I used a bird charm to call me who I am and where I am.

There are also some good-looking anchors who jump around in front of the screen and then change their clothes. Beauty becomes ugly, and ugliness becomes ugly. Various reverse operations.

There is also the underworld legal channel.

The success aroused Lin Xiang's interest.

Looking at the introduction, today's hot topics are probably about which Qingfeng, which Monument King, and which stranger fell in love with. Huo Huo's stranger suffered from headaches and fever all day long and had to go to the hospital again and again. After the Dongchuang incident happened, he was escorted down. Be judged.

Lin Xiang checked the information and found out that Qingfeng and Monument King meant Nanpiao. He really didn't understand this kind of professional terminology. Sure enough, knowledge makes people progress.

Clicking on the homepage, there is actually a live broadcast of the trial.

Lin Xiang clicked in to take a look with great interest.

Number of online viewers in this live broadcast room: 5201.

Suddenly a barrage appeared on the screen: Another one came in and wiped out the number 5200. 5200 is so good!
  Lin Xiang smiled crookedly, "A viewer of the Underworld Legal Channel, do you want to see what you are talking about?"

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I saw a scene that looked like a government office on the screen.

You can also rotate the screen 360 degrees. See everyone present.

A man with a dark face and a bearded judge, wearing an old-style official hat on his head. The heads on both sides of the official hat twitched.

I saw him slap the gavel hard.

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Judge: "I am Judge Zhong Lei. If you dare to sin, please tell me your name!"

Kneeling in front of the yamen was a long-haired male ghost with a pale complexion, wearing heavy handcuffs and shackles. He did not dare to raise his head and said softly: "Master Zhong Lei, my younger name is Ji Yun, a native of Suzhou. He died in the late Qing Dynasty. War."

Judge: "Why not reincarnate?"

Long-haired male ghost: "I have been practicing for decades and have gained some Taoism. I was confused for a while and thought about possessing people to absorb some yang energy and receive some people's incense, thinking that I could escape from the lower world as soon as possible."

Judge: "What a nonsense! How did you deceive someone into being famous?"

The long-haired male ghost said: "Designed to wear down the body and spirit of strangers, make strangers repeatedly disobedient, force strangers to become my disciples, induce strangers to set up halls, recruit troops, and deceive strangers into the five great families of fox, yellow, white, willow and gray. I made up a fairy title for myself and convinced strangers. In fact, the altar is full of lonely ghosts... The stranger was also tortured by us and went to the hospital again and again. "

Judge: "You are simply rebelling against Tiangang! Come here! Get my order of rewarding good and punishing evil!"

The Yin Chai on the side heard this and presented a blue and gold token with both hands.

Zhong Lei took the order and said uprightly: "Heaven has its own way, people have their own way, and ghosts have their own way. This order rewards good deeds on the front and punishes evil on the back. For those who commit serious crimes, summon the Five Thunders to punish them!"

After hearing this, the long-haired male ghost suddenly raised his head, and big tears fell from his dry eyes: "Judge, please spare my life! After this incident, I regret it beyond words. I will do good in the future and never do evil again!" I am willing to make amends for my sins, and then persuade the 10,000 Qingfengyanhuns left in the world to come down to accept the trial as soon as possible and be reincarnated as soon as possible. I make a big wish here."

A man next to him said: "While serving his sentence, this ghost did persuade several illegal ghosts to come back."

Zhong Lei thought for a moment: "Are you really willing to change your past?"

The long-haired male ghost nodded: "Yes!"

At this time, the judge suddenly faced the camera and put on an ugly but sincere smile: "Family members in front of the screen!"

……

Lin Xiang was confused for a moment.

Judge: "Family members, treasured children, and fellow ghosts, this case has reached a fever pitch."

Is it heating up?
  Judge: "Please pick up your little fortune-making hands and conduct a serious vote."

The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly floated in unison: nonsense... nonsense... nonsense...

The judge said without changing his expression: "You only need 100 Hades coins to vote, and all the proceeds from the vote will be donated to the Underworld Old City Charity Foundation to provide warm clothes to the homeless wandering souls."

Old Town Charitable Foundation?
  Isn't that the realm where I am...

Lin Xiang instantly suspected that the Bird Talisman in the Old City could only receive information from the Old City. If he wanted to see information from other places, he would probably have to climb over the wall.

But the old city alone is already very vast.

At this point, two options appear on the screen:

A: Directly kill him with five thunders.

B: Give him a chance to change his ways.

Lin Xiang thought for a while and decided to treat 100 Ming coins as a good deed.

He hesitated and clicked B.

A few lines of words popped up on the screen:
  Congratulations on your successful vote. All voting opinions are for reference only. The final judgment must be strictly implemented in accordance with the laws of the underworld! The trial results will be sent to you in the form of a private message in the background two days later. Thank you for your participation!
  It was followed by a line of very small words:
  Each person can vote up to 10,000 times. Please vote civilly and reasonably.

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Lin Xiang's forehead jumped three times in an instant.

Damn...

The voting results are for reference only, and you can vote 10,000 times...

Then investing in Loneliness is just bad money...

This isn't a fair and just fucking vote, it's entertainment.

Everything.

(End of this chapter)