Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 63 The Underworld

Everyone was shocked to see this scene.

Lin Xiang was stunned for a while, and suddenly an idea flashed through him. He was almost 100% sure that this was a prank played by Pluto. He said slowly to Pluto who was sitting next to him: "Brother Pluto, you brought us to this noodle shop."

Hades nodded: "Yes."

"Then why don't you eat noodles?"

"I usually don't eat."

"I've obviously seen you eat before." Lin Xiang tilted his head and thought for a moment: "We used to sit together and eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year. You didn't eat less!"

Pluto smiled slightly: "It's the Chinese New Year, just in time for the occasion, even if you don't like to eat, you still have to eat as much as you can."

"That's it." Lin Xiang nodded, and then said in a strange tone: "Brother Pluto, I don't know if you have discovered a problem."

Pluto raised his eyebrows: "What's the problem?"

"This old woman looks exactly like you!"

When Pluto heard this, his eyes widened: "What you are about to say is true. I will go to the hospital in the human world to have plastic surgery on myself immediately!"

"..."

Ruyi on the side couldn't listen anymore. She put her chopsticks down hard, pointed at Lin Xiang's nose and said, "What the hell are you talking about? I'm afraid your eyes are lame!"

"Oh, I made a mistake, the smiles are exactly the same!" Lin Lian quickly changed his words.

Pluto calmed down for a while, then suddenly raised his head and asked Lin Xiang: "How did you find out that I was related to Yi Jue? Did we reveal any flaws?"

"..."

Ting Ting means that they are really related!

"The old lady's name is Yijue? Didn't she name the noodle shop Yijue because the noodles she makes are delicious?"

Pluto shook his head: "Her noodles are notoriously unpalatable. The restaurant is called Yijue Noodle House because her name is Yijue."

"..."

"What is the relationship between Granny Yijue and you?" Lin Xiang asked.

Pluto glanced at the mother-in-law Yi Jue of the first identity family and said: "She is a special life form that I personally made a long time ago."

Lin Xiang was surprised: "Production? Is it the same as a robot? It can't be another paper man substitute!"

"She is a special life form. She will grow from young to old as time goes by. She completely follows the laws of nature and is very stable. When I first made her, she was still a girl."

When Lin Xiang heard this, he immediately felt that he was a magical group, and immediately flattered him: "Brother Pluto, Lu Ziye, is so ingenious. He is not only a successful businessman, but also an excellent inventor and life scientist. He studies the origin of species and alien civilizations." It’s up to you to solve this world problem!”

"According to what you think, can I still win an international award?" Pluto said with a smile.

"It's necessary! Brother Pluto, make me a living body. Just make the face look like Sister Ruyi's. As for the figure, the breasts should be bigger than Sister Yi's, the waist should be thinner than Sister Yi's, and the legs should be It would be better if my sister Yiyi’s legs were longer..."

Ruyi's face became redder and redder as he listened, and finally couldn't hold it back. In front of Pluto, he beat Lin Xiang from skin to bone and then from bone to skin.

The meal was not very good to everyone. Pluto asked Granny Yijue to come over and clear away the dishes.

Granny Yijue immediately bent down and the head on the bar responded hoarsely: "Good master."

Pluto said again: "Put your head back on."

"...Good master."

After finishing speaking, Granny Yijue turned to the bar to get her own head.

Lin Xiang looked at Granny Yijue's rickety back and said, "You are so old, you must be five thousand years old, right?"

"More than 20,000 years old."

Prime Minister Lin was almost shocked: "More than 20,000 years old?"

Hades nodded.

Lin Xiang suddenly had a bold idea: "Could these humans and beasts in the Three Realms be the boring products of you old gods?"

Pluto said thoughtfully: "Anyway, the human beings of your generation are defective products. Their average life span is only seventy years. Their reproductive capacity is still very strong, and it is easy for the underworld to be full."

"Damn it, we are defective products at the same time? Are we really kneaded out of mud by gods?"  "I can only say that all things are created by gods. This sentence is not groundless. Even the most ancient gods. It may also be created by higher-level creatures. In fact, I have thought about this issue countless times."

"Is it so suspenseful? Gods like you who have lived for who knows how many thousands of years, there are times when you can't figure things out!"

"There must be a being in the dark who knows everything. Or there may be no infinity, the so-called master of all things. He can only be regarded as the better one among all living beings."

"Brother Pluto is one of the outstanding ones, right?" Lin Xiang said with a smile.

"Obviously." Pluto replied to Lin Xiang seriously. "In fact, human beings are the most spiritual among all things. Some extraordinary people can even spy on the secrets of heaven. But most people's lives are based on the settings of the secret stones. When will they marry a wife, have children, and get promoted and make a fortune? , birth and death. From when we were young to quarrels and fights, to colds and fevers. The Tianji Stone has set its proper trajectory."

"There really is such a thing as a destiny path!"

"In the Three Realms, among the Five Elements. However, part of the Tianji Stone is damaged and its fragments are scattered everywhere, so the fate of some people is no longer controllable. But it is generally not wrong. Because others are following the trajectory of fate, that part cannot be controlled People also suffer from the butterfly effect.”

"It's too fantasy, I can't understand it."

"For example, you are one of those people who cannot control you. You were originally going to be killed by bricks falling from the construction site today, but the Tianji Stone cannot control you, and your life trajectory is blurred. Do you think you can escape? A disaster?"

"Okay..."

"The setting of what time does your family let you go out to buy groceries will not change, so you go out. The setting of having to pass the construction site when going to the vegetable market will not change, so you pass by the construction site. What time does the worker leave? The setting of sliding a brick down from a height of five meters will not change, so the brick will fall right on top of your head. Please give me the chance of being hit by this brick."

"It's scary to think about it..." Lin Xiang's whole body was numb for a while, and then his expression changed: "That's not right! You damn profiteer, why did you use me as an example! Bah, bah, bah! Good luck, no taboos! Good luck, eat tonight chicken!"

"I wish you eternal life. I'm just giving you an example. Of course, there are some who can escape the disaster."

"How to hide?"

"O prophet of uncertainty."

"Tch, what you said is true. Looking at the world, how many people in the world know the skill of predicting the unknown?"

Pluto shrugged: "Then accept the butterfly effect."

"Then can you change the secret stone at will?" Lin Xiang asked.

"My body can do it."

Lin Xiang sighed: "I finally understand. You have such a big plug-in, no wonder the three realms don't tolerate you! I feel that your true body is the strongest person at the top of the pyramid of known space."

"Maybe."

"I won't say anything anymore. When you return in your true form as the king, please change my destiny to a better one! Even if I die, I will die under the peonies! Thank you!"

"..."

Everyone talked about everything, and finally came to a practical issue.

"Brother Pluto, where are we staying? Can this noodle restaurant be occupied?"

"Let's continue to live in trouble." Pluto said.

"What? Does that mean we have to go back to Yanliu Lane?"

"No, the troublemaker is my personal space."

"Did you take the troubled person to the underworld?"

Pluto nodded: "What else?"

"That's awesome!"

"I want to implant the Troublemaker into this noodle shop. If you wish, you can continue to run the noodle shop business, and we Troublemaker will also choose a day to open in the underworld."

Grandma Yijue said respectfully from the side: "Welcome Master home."

　Damn it, I don’t know what I’m writing.

　　I originally wanted to write about the domino effect, but I feel that life is a macro science. God may have planned something before it happens, so the butterfly effect is more appropriate.

　　Of course it’s not the most appropriate, I’m too lazy to think about it…

　　Ask for everything!

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)