Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 42 Kunlun
  The Holy Land of Kunlun is filled with rays of light and abundant spiritual energy.

There are magical flowers and plants everywhere, as well as rare and exotic animals.

Not to mention that this group of monsters felt that they were like country bumpkins who had never seen the world and were amazed. Even these snake immortals only have the impression of Kunlun they have seen in books and heard from others.

Everyone was very excited to come to such a legendary place in person.

"The ground is full of holy fruits!" The black bear spirit seemed to have discovered a new world.

Everyone was amazed and asked Wang Wulong if he could eat it.

Wang Wulong nodded and said, "Okay, everyone, please feel free to eat."

At this time, Wang Chenlong's former subordinates, the Snake Immortals, were not very happy and said arrogantly: "Why do monsters eat these immortals?"

The black bear spirit immediately said: "Why do you say that? We are all your uncles!"

When Wang Wulong heard this, he was furious. He went up and kicked the black bear spirit to the ground, and said sternly: "Who taught you not to speak louder than your head?"

The black bear spirit immediately shut up, not even daring to let out another fart, and looked at Wang Wulong with an aggrieved look.

Seeing this, the snake fairies snickered as if they were watching a good show.

Wang Wulong also felt sorry for the black bear spirit, but when encountering this kind of thing, he could only attack his own people first.

Originally, these snake immortals were all following his brother Chen, and they were obviously not convinced by him, so he could only use a gentle policy towards these snake immortals.

He was also very desperate inside and didn't know what to do at all.

When Prime Minister Lin saw that something was wrong, he had just arrived in Kunlun, why did he start pinching him! He hurriedly took advantage of the situation to maintain order, stood in front of everyone and said loudly: "Hey! Hey! Hey! All the bosses, sit down! Listen to me! No matter which of the two Wang brothers you used to hang out with, you can go all the way Coming so far shows that everyone is loyal to the Lord, am I right?"

When everyone heard this, they thought it was a compliment, so they nodded and sat down on the spot.

Lin Xiang continued: "I think there are no racial distinctions among the creatures in the three realms, and there is no distinction between high and low. In the final analysis, we are all human beings!"

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard that Prime Minister Lin actually said such a huge fallacy.

Lin Lian hurriedly explained: "Why do I say that? Because of human nature. Whether it is a jackal, a tiger, a leopard, a monster or an immortal, as long as it has human nature and a spiritual orifice, it can be called a human being! But human nature has many requirements for human behavior, which will be discussed later. words. Let me first tell you why we are all human beings!"

Everyone looked at Xiang Lin with curiosity, waiting for him to continue.

Lin Xiang cleared his throat: "To put it simply and popularly, what's so great about the gods in heaven? Aren't they just people who live in heaven!"

As soon as he finished speaking, I saw that all the snake immortals were livid, and some even vomited their words. When Prime Minister Lin saw that something was wrong, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and softened his tone immediately: "I just exaggerated, exaggerated, of course gods are great, snake immortal bosses, don't be angry. But this theory that everything is human is not my nonsense! Why do some people call gods and goddesses all the time in ancient and modern times? This proves that gods are also human beings! Of course, there is no need to treat the demons and monsters in the underworld with prejudice. In the same way, they are just people living in the underworld."

Seeing that the faces of the Snake Immortals had softened a lot, Lin Xiang breathed a sigh of relief and said: "If you can go to heaven, who would want to be in the underworld? We can't help ourselves. Understand each other and don't always wear colored glasses to look at people who are different from you. people."

Everyone heard that what Lin Xiang said seemed to make sense, so they listened attentively.

Seeing that his nonsense was paying off, Prime Minister Lin continued to strike while the iron was hot: "Human itself is a very sacred word and the most important link in the entire cycle of reincarnation. All things can be reincarnated. Therefore, no matter flowers, plants, trees, snakes, insects, rats, or ants, they will all become adults." That day."

Black Bear Jing raised his hands and said: "Teacher Lin, I am not a reincarnation adult, I am a cultivator!"

Lin Xiang nodded, indicating that he understood: "No matter what method the creatures use to become adults, reincarnation, or cultivation, the purpose is the same, to live conveniently! Because as a person, you have many privileges, intelligence, wisdom, With freedom of movement, you can experience the three realms more intuitively and comprehensively, and you will have more say."

The black bear spirit raised his hand again: "Teacher Lin, can you speak more plainly?"

"Isn't this commonplace? In a word, humans are the species at the top of the pyramid!" Lin Xiang pointed to a tree next to him and said: "The world this tree can understand is only the sky above its head and the ground under its feet, right? ?”

"right……"

"Then what should this tree do if it wants to understand the wider world?"

"Cultivation to perfection, cultivation to human form!"

"Yes, so the purpose of living among people is to become adults, isn't it? The word "human" has a very deep connotation."

The black bear spirit raised his hand again: "Teacher Lin, what if this tree doesn't want anything?"

"..."

"If the tree were just a tree, it would think of nothing."

When Lin Xiang said this, he suddenly realized that the knowledge points he had dug out from the Tianji Stone were about to be used up, and he could no longer compile any more. So he changed the topic and decided to grab a typical example: "I said so much, just want to tell you Everyone, all things have the same origin, so let’s not engage in any class struggle together, Golden Python, come out!”

Mangxian suddenly heard his name being called, and stood out of the team with a confused look on his face.

"Do you know why I asked you to come out?"

The Python Immortal shook his head honestly.

Lin Xiangdao: "You were the loudest just now. Your behavior is completely causing internal division!"

"We gods and monsters are not the same as each other." Mang Xian said righteously.

"Do you dare to say that you were definitely not a monster in your last life?"

"..."

"Gods are not immortal. Do you dare to say that you have been a god for tens of thousands of years in this life, and after the death of the god, you will still be a god after reincarnation in your next life?"

The Python Immortal shook his head.

"So, you think you are an immortal, but you are now, and the whole you may be a flower, a grass, a leaf, an insect, a monster, a mortal, or everything!"

Mangxian was stunned for a moment after hearing this.

"Of course, what I said is a bit philosophical." Lin Xiang felt that he was going too far and quickly brought back the topic: "What I mean is that if you look away, class really does not exist. Since we are together, we can go on a blind date. Falling in love is a day, and division and fighting are also a day. Do you want to be comfortable in any way? So what is the most comfortable? Living in harmony is the most comfortable!"

Black Snake listened for a while and felt that his brother Immortal Python was about to be incited to rebel. He quickly stood up and said, "Why are you talking so much? We just miss our Lord Yuan Zun! We only recognize Lord Yuan Zun!"

Black Snake's words immediately received several echoes.

Lin Xiang waved his hand: "Classmate Black Snake, please sit down."

Hearing this, Black Snake sat down with an unconvinced expression.

Lin Xiangyu said earnestly: "If you are really loyal to the master, you should inherit your master's will! What is Wang Chenlong's most important thing? What is the reason why he has been dormant in the world for so many years?"

Seeing that Black Snake was silent, Prime Minister Lin gave him two options: "One, for money. Two, for Wang Wulong."

"For Wang Wulong." Black Snake said without thinking.

Prime Minister Lin nodded: "Congratulations on your correct answer!"

"I understand all the principles." Black Snake said.

"Then the question is, do you think you are very loyal?" Black Snake nodded.

"Then you have to do more things that Wang Chenlong wants to see, and do less things that he doesn't like, so that his spirit in heaven can rest in peace! This is true loyalty!"

"The spirit of... in heaven?"

"..."

“What does rest mean?”

Lin Xiang instantly realized that he had let something slip, and immediately raised the decibel level to cover up his panic. He asked loudly: "Let me use an analogy, isn't the Queen Mother of the West in the sky? I'm talking about peace of mind! You idiot! Tell me What did you hear!"

Lin Xiang used this move just right to pre-emptively, and the black snake was so angry that he didn't even dare to use it. It seems that the correct solution is to defeat them one by one!

No one here really knows where the Queen Mother of the West is, so they don’t express any opinions.

"As long as you understand what I mean! Please nod your head if you think what I say makes sense, and shake your head if you feel dissatisfied."

The snake fairies began to nod in unison one after another.

"Of course, I will not kidnap you immorally. If anyone really feels that gods and monsters are not suitable for working together, please leave the team. I will ask Wang Wulong to send you back now."

Black Snake was about to speak.

Lin Xiang said again: "Also, if you can't accept Wang Wulong as the master with all your heart, just leave. I mean really leave! Leave the Internet cafe, leave Shangqing Palace, and leave Yanliu Lane! If you don't agree with each other, don't work together!"

A few sporadic sounds below:

"Why..."

"I have stayed in Shangqing Palace for more than a thousand years..."

"The Internet cafe is run by us..."

"Everything that originally belonged to Wang Chenlong now belongs to Wang Wulong! The country will change hands, and those who cannot withstand the changes will have to leave! Otherwise, you can kill Wang Wulong and become the boss yourself!" Lin Xiang said the last words. , the aura suddenly became extremely powerful!

Everyone was silent for a moment!

"In short, I will just say one thing: leave if you don't like it, leave if you are unhappy, leave if you are unwilling, leave if it is inappropriate!"

Wang Wulong walked over quietly and whispered: "That's four sentences of yours."

Lin Xiang was stunned: "Really..."

"We may have gone too far..."

Lin Xiang winked at him: "Give him a whip and a candy, you know."

Wang Wulong nodded and stopped talking.

"Who wants to leave?" Lin Xiang asked loudly.

Everyone looked at each other, and no one answered.

"Again, is anyone leaving?"

Still no one said anything.

Lin Xiang clapped his hands: "In this case, please unite and be friendly. If you have any problems, don't fight privately. If you have any problems, reflect them actively and boldly. Let's solve them together!"

Everyone said sparsely: "Okay..."

"The meeting is over! Free time!"

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The two lineups that were originally at odds with each other finally showed some signs of harmony, and everyone began to pick and eat the holy fruits in an orderly manner.

The black bear spirit even took the initiative to give up the position of rich holy fruits to the black snake in a friendly manner.

Wang Wulong pulled Lin Xiang aside and said, "Xiao Xiangzi, you are so amazing. You can convince them of everything they say in just a few words."

Lin Xiang patted Wang Wulong on the shoulder: "This is not just a few words, I want to do my best! And you think of people too simply. They just know that they won't fight for the time being. How to maintain it in the future depends on you. Now. Those snake fairies are your brother’s cronies, so don’t neglect them.”

Wang Wulong nodded: "I know, if I dare to be negligent, I will always take action on my brothers first if anything happens."

"Look, you are very close to each other inside and out. I can understand that your ten fingers are unusually long, but can you not be so obvious? When something happens, don't just deal with your little monster brothers, okay? Don't even deal with those snake fairies who do something wrong. Indulge them, treat them as one of your own, smoke them when you need to, and over time they will truly become your own."

Wang Wulong raised his eyebrows: "Really?"

Lin Xiang nodded: "Is this a lie? What if you go to the black snake and hit it on the head, can he still fight back?"

"Do you really want to fight back?"

"Defeat him! Can the strong dragon not defeat the little black snake?"

"Oh..." Wang Wulong nodded.

"Ah."

"Why is your head so bright?" Wang Wulong asked enviously.

"Are you having an aura? Maybe I've been with Pluto for a long time, and I've been infected with it. Pluto always only talks about being considerate and not honest in his affairs. I've become treacherous when I'm close to red, red when close to black."

Speaking of Pluto, Wang Wulong couldn't help but asked curiously: "What kind of person is Pluto?"

Pluto has always had a good relationship with his brother Chen, so he really wants to know what kind of person can maintain a thousand-year friendship with his brother Chen.

Lin Xiang thought about it seriously, then shook his head: "To be honest, I really can't figure out Pluto."

"Ok."

"But I really regard Hades as a brother. I hope he does the same."

"I really treat you as a brother, what about you?" Wang Wulong asked with bright eyes and expectant look on his face.

Lin Xiang glanced at him nonchalantly: "You can pull your dick out. You wanted to eat me when I first met you, but I remember everything."

"..."

　Welcome to the Lin Xiang Lecture Hall.

　　Okay, in this chapter, if you call me stupid, I admit it! I admit that I am in the water...

　　
  　
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