Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 4 Human World (First Meeting with Sparrow Girl)
  Blue Melancholy: Thank you, Master, I feel much better. [Red envelope]
  Troublemaker: Have you cleaned up your house? [Receive a red envelope of 200 yuan]
  Blue Melancholy: Cleaned up, I'm ready to live a good life from now on!
  Troublemaker: That’s good. Home feng shui is very important. If you don’t clean it for a long time, there will be turbidity.

Blue Melancholy: Thanks for the guidance, master! [Yellow little man clapping hands emoticon][Yellow little man clapping hands emoticon][Yellow little man clapping hands emoticon]
  Troublemaker: Live a good life. [Yellow villain smiling expression]
  Blue Melancholy: By the way, master, I want to get back together with my girlfriend, please give me your advice. [picture]
  Troublemaker: Is that your girlfriend in the photo?

Blue Melancholy: Yes.

Lin Xiang looked at the photo. This pink hair, isn't this the pink pig?
  Troublemaker: Emotional matters should be allowed to take their own course.

Blue Melancholy: Well, Master, what Master said must make sense.

Lin Xiang put down his mobile phone and took out his senior phone from his pocket.

Displayed on the screen: an unread message.

Lin Xiang clicked.

Zhao Pangpang: Brother, where did you get rich recently?

Zhao Pangpang's real name is Zhao Xiaoqiang, and he has been Xiang Lin's good friend since childhood.

As the saying goes, there are three gay friends in a dead house, but Lin Xianghuo has only this one friend at his age.

Prime Minister Lin called back, and the other party responded instantly: Prime Minister, where did you make a fortune recently? Have you forgotten your brother? Your brother almost misses you!
  As soon as Lin Xiang heard the glib voice, he couldn't help but use curse words to greet him: "I'm working for someone to make a fortune!"

"I said, can you change to a smart phone? It's the age of the metaverse now, and I still have to send text messages every time I contact you."

Prime Minister Lin originally wanted to give him the V-letter of the person who caused the trouble, but he didn't want to involve him, so he gave up: "Would you like to see what you are talking about? There is no charge to change the mobile phone."

"You are a person who only knows how to cry for poverty and buy you one when your buddy gets rich. Where are you now?" Zhao Xiaoqiang asked.

"Where are you? I'll go find you." Lin Xiang replied.

"I'm at store No. 13, Area A, Huakang Wholesale Market."

"Aren't you working as a security guard at a bathing center?"

"I was fired, and now I'm here tying shoes!"

"How's business?"

"It's okay to live, eat and drink for a month, but why don't you come over here and let's take a few bottles. It's been a long time since we've had a drink together."

"I'll be there right away, just wait."

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When meeting old friends, I don’t want to look sloppy. Lin Xiang secretly wore a white shirt from Pluto's wardrobe.

I looked in the mirror and saw that I was talented.

The self in the mirror suddenly smiled strangely, which startled him.

No, he didn't laugh.

Lin Xiang was startled and couldn't help but cursed: "The place of lunacy is the mirror of lunacy."

The expression of the person in the mirror is different from his, and his movements are also different.

He rubbed his eyes, thinking he was blind.

Taking a closer look, Lin Xiang in the mirror was winking at him: "Come in, let's change places."

Lin Xiang said expressionlessly: "I'm just saying, get out of here, or I'll smash your broken mirror to pieces."

The mirror instantly returned to its original state.

There have been so many weird things like this that he is almost used to it now.

He covered the mirror with a cloth, clapped his hands and left.

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Although Huakang Wholesale Market is on the outskirts of the city, it has a huge flow of people.

In order to deceive others, Lin Xiang teleported to a station near the wholesale market, and then spent one yuan to take a bus to his destination.

Huakang is the largest wholesale market in the entire Yuncheng City, with the most complete varieties.

Everything is available for food, clothing, housing and transportation.

In the past few years, it was still a stall. In the past two years, it has directly developed into a shopping mall model, but the area of ​​each shop is very small. The goods inside are piled in piles, just like a warehouse.

No. 13, Area A.

From afar, I saw Zhao Xiaoqiang, who was sitting on a rocking chair in front of the store and smoking, looking as fat as ever...

"Brother!" Lin Xiang walked over.

"Holy shit, you finally showed up." When Zhao Xiaoqiang saw it was Xiang Lin, he stood up excitedly: "We haven't seen each other for several months."

"When do you get off work? Let's go have a drink." Lin Xiang smiled and put his hand on Zhao Xiaoqiang's shoulder.

"Wait a minute, someone will come to replenish the goods in a while, I told you on the phone."

"Not urgent."

"Then we'll leave after the customers finish their purchases."

"Okay."

The entire wall of the store is covered with shoe boxes of various brands and colors.

"Is it hard?" Lin Xiang couldn't help but ask.

"It's hard work, even harder than security, but if you don't make some money, you don't have the capital to do anything else."

Lin Xiang was sitting on the sofa in Zhao Xiaoqiang's store. He felt something was strange, but he couldn't explain it.

Zhao Xiaoqiang saw that he was still as close to him, but there was some distance between him and him.

It's not that he is ruthless and unrighteous, Zhao Xiaoqiang is his only good friend and brother, and he knows this better than anyone else.

It's just like Ruyi said, he has changed.

He seemed to have become a person from another dimension.

He now sees everything around him, no longer from empathy, but from God's perspective.

At this moment, he was already a marginalized person, an outsider, and he felt deeply.

In the evening, Zhao Xiaoqiang pulled the rolling shutter.

The two of them went to a nearby restaurant arm in arm.

"The boss lady here is very energetic. She is a young widow in her thirties." Zhao Xiaoqiang winked at Lin Xiang: "She often wears stockings."

Lin Xiang also laughed.

Zhao Xiaoqiang made a gesture: "Long legs, stockings, high heels, you know."

"Hehehe, I understand." Lin Xiang nodded cooperatively.

As soon as I walked in and sat down, a woman in her thirties came out of the kitchen to greet her.

"Do you think this landlady is a god? She knew it as soon as we came in."

Lin Xiang raised his eyes and saw that she was indeed a beautiful woman.

Her skin is bone-white, her pupils are a strange golden brown, and there are some faint freckles on her face, which are like patterns distributed around her slender red eyes. Although she is wearing heavy makeup, she not only does not look tacky, but she is extremely gorgeous and charming.

Beauty is indeed both skin and bones.

The woman's red lips parted slightly: "What do you want to eat?"

Lin Xiang was dazed for a moment.

"Brother, what are you eating?" Zhao Xiaoqiang patted the stunned Lin Xiang.

"Huh? Oh... Let's eat chicken stewed with mushrooms." Lin Xiang had no sense of taste in human food anymore, so he casually mentioned a popular dish.

"Our store does not sell birds." The woman smiled.

Lin Xiang snorted and asked in a strange way: "What's your name?"

"My name is Que Nu, just call me Xiao Que."

Sparrow...a magical name.

Seeing that Mr. Lin didn't know what he was thinking, Zhao Xiaoqiang had no choice but to order: "lamb rolls with green onions and boiled meat slices."

"Okay." Bird Girl responded and walked into the kitchen gracefully.

Cheongsam, stockings, and long legs satisfy all men’s ultimate fantasies about women.

Prime Minister Lin couldn't help but admire: "It's really beautiful."

Zhao Xiaoqiang whispered: "Beautiful, I heard she is a widow. How can such a woman stay alone in an empty house? It's just..."

Lin Xiang said to Zhao Xiaoqiang: "Friend, please be pure in your thoughts."

Zhao Xiaoqiang laughed and scolded: "Get out of here! Do you dare to say that your thoughts are pure?"

Lin Xiangyi said righteously: "Relatively pure, I can suddenly appreciate what those artists call works of art."

"Don't be sour and polite here."

After a while, the bird girl brought the dishes and said, "Please use it slowly."

Zhao Xiaoqiang said: "Ten bottles of beer."

Lin Xiang shook his head: "White."

The bird girl smiled: "Okay."

Ten bottles of white wine were served, and Zhao Xiaoqiang couldn't laugh or cry: "What do you think you are pretending to be in front of a beautiful woman..."

"..."

"Ten bottles of white wine, brother, not ten bottles of boiled water."

Prime Minister Lin was confident: "It's okay, drink yours."

"I only have half a catty of liquor. I feel uncomfortable if I drink too much."

"I'll do it all, you can do whatever you want." Lin Xiang took the lead in blowing a bottle.

Zhao Xiaoqiang was stunned.

Even though it's a small bottle of about 100 ml, you can't drink it like this.

"I tell you, this drink has a strong stamina, and you will be gone in a while."

"It's okay." Lin Xiang's face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat.

"You haven't been so good at drinking before."

"Alas, you can't get this out of practice."    "666..." Zhao Xiaoqiang gave a thumbs up.

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After three rounds of drinking, Zhao Xiaoqiang started talking nonsense, but Prime Minister Lin remained the same as before.

He now doesn't know how to taste the things in the world when he eats them, and he doesn't know how to get drunk when drinking wine.

The two of them drank until ten o'clock in the evening.

The restaurant was empty.

"Xiaoqiang, let's go too?" Lin Xiang pushed Zhao Xiaoqiang.

Zhao Xiaoqiang lay unconscious on the table.

Lin Xiang sighed. He didn't know where this guy was staying recently, so he might as well find a hotel and send him to sleep for the night.

To be honest, I was worried about letting him stay in the hotel alone, but I couldn't take him back to the troubled person.

Try to wake him up and ask him where he lives recently.

Lin Xiang patted Zhao Xiaoqiang's face: "Brother, get up, brother! Brother Qiang!"

Nothing happens.

"He's drunk." Que Nu quietly walked to Lin Xiang.

Lin Xiang was startled. Does this man walk without making any sound? He raised his head: "I'm sorry, did it delay you from getting off work? We're leaving now."

"No need to leave." The bird girl said calmly.

"Ah? Why is this so embarrassing?"

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about." The bird girl smiled faintly: "You, just sleep in my body."

"You...do you still have this kind of operation?" Lin Xiang picked his ears.

Did he hear it wrong or understand it wrong...

While he was still wondering, a strong suction force sucked him into another space.

In an instant, he was in a colorful place with clouds filling the sky.

"What...is going on..." Lin Xiang said to himself.

There were colorful rainbow lights everywhere, and Lin Xiang thought he had entered a fairyland.

"Is there anyone?" He covered his mouth with his hands and shouted, but he could only hear his own echo.

Lin Xiang stood in this huge empty space, closed his eyes and sensed his surroundings, and found that he was full of spiritual power.

Logically speaking, a place with abundant spiritual energy should be an excellent place for cultivation, but Lin Xiang's own spiritual energy began to scatter.

This space will absorb the spiritual energy from people!

He thought to himself that it was not good, maybe he was tricked by some evildoer again.

Suddenly, a heavy downpour fell from the sky.

Lin Xiang looked up at the sky and found that the colorful sky became intertwined with blue and red, and the dark pressure made people breathless.

The rain falling on him was as hot as boiling water, corroding his skin.

"It hurts!" Lin Xiang bent over and hugged his arms, and the clothes on his body were burned with small holes.

Despite this, Lin Xiang clearly felt that the white shirt on his body had a barrier effect, because the exposed skin was even more painful.

It seems that Pluto's shirt is no ordinary shirt, it should be contaminated with Pluto's aura.

The surroundings were empty and there was no place to take shelter from the rain.

Damn it, when Pluto suggested that he learn the art of barrier, he thought it was troublesome, so he didn't study hard and was lazy every day. Now, he can't even make a decent protective barrier.

The raindrops were getting denser and denser, covering the sky and Xiang Lin couldn't keep his eyes open. He curled up into a ball and rolled on the ground in pain. .

"Reflecting on my body...ah! It hurts! I was wrong! When I go back, I will change my ways and become a good employee. I will never show off again!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Xiang found that the pain in his body had eased a lot.

It's still raining.

He tentatively slowly opened one eye, only to see Pluto's smiling face.

Pluto was dressed in black and held a black umbrella to protect him from the wind and rain.

There is mist and mist between heaven and earth. Only the two of them, one in black and one in white, are particularly clear.

seamless.

Lin Xiang's wounds gradually healed.

"Brother Pluto?" Lin Xiang thought what he saw was an illusion.

"Yeah." Hades responded.

"I rely on..."

"Didn't I ask you to take good care of the store?" Pluto looked at Lin Xiang.

"I'm not..."

Lin Xiang was speechless and kept silent.

"You also surrendered the spider spirit?"

"It's Ruyi..."

Pluto sighed: "Don't just run around when I'm not around from now on."

Lin Xiang frowned.

"You are the most powerful soul. Anyone who sees you wants to eat you."

"Then you want to eat me?"

Pluto's answer was straightforward: "I want to, but I can't."

Questions are deadly, answers are even more deadly.

Lin Xiang's eyes widened and he made an exaggerated expression: "Then I'm just a piece of Tang Monk meat! I finally found my own value!"

"Let's go out."

"Where is this place? It's sunny and rainy sometimes."

"You are in Sparrow Girl's belly, and she wants to digest you."

"..."

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Pluto teleported out with Lin Xiang.

Que Nu was taking a nap when she suddenly realized that Lin Xiang had escaped from her body.

She just opened her eyes and saw Pluto with a frosty face.

Shocked, he immediately fell to his knees.

"The bird doesn't know that this person is from Hades."

"It doesn't matter." Pluto said solemnly: "Get up."

The bird girl stood up and said, "Thank you Pluto for not killing me."

"Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped. I want you to sign a contract with Prime Minister Lin and protect him for a hundred years."

Brother, be steady...

Lin gave Pluto a thumbs up.

"The bird girl is a spiritual bird. She has a thousand years of cultivation and is full of spiritual energy. Keeping her with you can not only ensure safety, but also nourish your life."

"It's really eye-catching." Lin Xiang said bluntly.

The bird girl nodded: "The bird is willing."

"Take good care of Xiang Lin."

The bird girl nodded slightly: "I understand."

The fortune talisman was signed, and Lin Xiang felt like he had a spiritual pet from then on.

"You don't want to eat me anymore, do you?" Lin Xiang asked the bird girl.

"Don't dare."

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After returning to the family, the first thing Lin Xiang did was to take Que Nu to Ruyi Noodle House for dinner.

"No food!" Ruyi said firmly.

"Sister Ruyi, why is there no food?" Lin Xiang asked.

The bird girl smiled slightly: "I can cook it, and I will cook it for you to eat."

After saying that, she walked into the kitchen in a graceful manner.

Ruyi grabbed Lin Xiang's collar with a bad look on his face: "Why are you showing off your stink?"

"Ah?" Lin Xiang looked puzzled: "Sister Ruyi, why are you angry..."

Ruyi took out a brass mirror from his sleeve and placed it in front of Prime Minister Lin: "Take a good look at it."

Lin Yingying took a photo and felt that the man in the mirror was so handsome that there was no reason for it.

Ruyi gritted her teeth and slowly raised her right hand: "You... Lan... Fox..."

Lin Lianlian hurriedly gave up: "Ruyi, sister Ruyi, don't get angry, you don't dare anymore."

Ruyi snorted coldly: "Go away!"

Then Lin Xiang himself didn’t know how he flew out of the noodle shop.

　Guys, please support me.

　　In order to prevent you from going astray, let me explain to you the character of Lin Xiang: DS is a bit DS, but he is kind in nature. Because he is an orphan, he has been accustomed to a funny life since he was a child, and he has no good words. After all, no one guides him how to behave. , of course the scene of teaching him how to behave will appear again and again later. Jade is not cut, not a device. A person's personality will change according to what he has experienced, so he will not always be like this.

　　
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)