Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 35 Human Realm (Chen Long learns the truth) (Flower spirit mistook Xu Yuren) (Poetically transformed into human form)

Lin Xiang saw that no one was interested in continuing to play, so he opened the video website and watched the live video by himself.

In the video, the beautiful anchor danced coquettishly in front of the camera, calling her brother, daddy, I am your little cutie, and asking the audience to give her gifts.

The female anchor has average-to-average looks, and the bunny girl costume she is wearing is a bonus. Her waist, round butt, and good figure are all exposed. I could see her holding her little fists and being cute, and then facing the camera with her butt and shaking the little ball tail that came with her clothes.

Men are all into this.

Rockets and sports cars flew on the screen instantly, and they couldn't stop for a long time.

Lin Xiang also thought that the female anchor Jiao Didi was very cute, and couldn't help but imagine a scene from an overseas action movie.

He clicked the gift button and found that a rocket cost several hundred and a sports car cost several thousand.

He thought it was a bit expensive, so he swiped 10 666 cents for and was still typing on the public screen: The gift has been sent, you’re welcome, little sister.

The female anchor twisted her body and said in a charming voice: "Thank you dads for the rockets and sports cars, thank you brothers for the roses! I love you, huh!"

Lin Lian hurriedly typed: There's me, there's me, I'll give you 10 666s!

The female anchor saw it and twisted her mouth: "You're welcome, aren't you?"

"..."

Lin Xiang swiped another 666 for thirty cents, and then looked at the screen motionless.

The female anchor said gruffly: "Thank you Lao Tie for the 666!"

"..."

Lin Xiang cursed and turned off the video with an expressionless expression.

At this time, Zhao Leier came in from the Internet cafe door carrying a bag of spicy rabbits.

Lin Xiang saw him at a glance and waved to him: "Hi! Little friend Zhao Lei'er, you are in good spirits!"

When Zhao Lei'er saw her benefactor, she looked excited and was about to speak, but she saw Wang Chenlong sitting next to Prime Minister Lin.

As the owner of an Internet cafe, Wang Chenlong naturally has to nod to indicate when customers come.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Lei'er's body froze in place as if struck by lightning.

His expression was very panicked, as if he had seen a ghost. The plastic bag unconsciously fell from his hand, and the spicy rabbit's head rolled to the ground.

Lin Xiang felt sorry for those rabbit heads, even though he couldn't eat them. But it’s better to give benefits to Internet cafe customers than let the floor be ruined!

Wang Chenlong looked puzzled. He touched Xiang Lin with his elbow: "Two-legged sheep, do I look scary? Why does this guy tremble all over when he sees me?"

Prime Minister Lin was also puzzled: "I don't know!"

Pluto reminded from the side: "Who told you to have the same face as your brother Long?"

Lin Xiang suddenly realized that Zhao Leier must have confused the two brothers Wang Chenlong and Wang Wulong.

No wonder he is so afraid.

Also, when this guy was carried out of the Lotus Cave by Prime Minister Lin, he didn't even have consciousness, and there wasn't a single piece of skin or flesh on his body.

I must have suffered a lot of inhuman torture from those monsters in the cave.

Seeing Zhao Lei'er scared to death, Prime Minister Lin laughed and said, "You are so scared. Look clearly, this is not the mountain king in the Lotus Cave."

Zhao Lei'er also had doubts. At first glance, the facial features of the monster leader in front of him were indeed very similar to those of the monster leader from Lotus Cave. However, upon closer inspection, there was a huge difference in temperament. Maybe he had really made a mistake?
  But how could there be two people so similar in the world? And he happened to meet him? With this chance, you should buy a lottery ticket!

Wang Chenlong heard something in what Pluto and Lin Xiang said, and felt that Zhao Lei'er must be related to his brother, so he began to press him.

Prime Minister Lin basically said it from beginning to end.

How did Wang Wulong abuse Zhao Lei'er, who had no power to restrain a chicken, and kept him in a dungeon without food or water and beat him severely.

Wang Chenlong didn't believe it: "My brother has always been kind, how could he hurt innocent people?"

Zhao Lei'er was also surprised: "You are the monster head...oh no, the brother of the cave master?"

Wang Chenlong stood up excitedly: "You monster, uncle! Don't think that I dare not touch you because you are a mortal!"

Zhao Lei'er shrank his neck in fright.

Pluto said to Wang Chenlong: "Okay."

Wang Chenlong blushed: "What do you mean, Old Pluto? Do you have a better relationship with me or with this mortal? What does it mean?"

"Sit down, your brother is indiscriminately hurting innocent people, and you are going to do the same thing? This is not good for your brother at all."

Wang Chenlong sat down with an unhappy look on his face. He asked Zhao Lei'er: "Mortal boy, my brother is not doing well with you, is he?"

Zhao Lei'er shook his head: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not doing well."

Wang Chenlong snorted and said perfunctorily: "My brother is ignorant, I will make it up to you, and please don't bear any grudge against him."

Zhao Lei'er said: "It's really okay. I was also wrong. I accidentally broke into your brother's territory and was taught a lesson. It made me remember a lot. From then on, I would think twice before doing anything, unlike before. So messed up."

Seeing that Zhao Lei'er was good at talking, Wang Chenlong walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, I'll make you your friend. Go and report your ID card to the front desk, and I'll ask the front desk to give you a diamond membership for fun. "

Zhao Lei'er looked confused: "Diamond member?"

Lin Xiang urged with a smile: "Go quickly, why aren't you happy that the Internet cafe owner has told you to spend thousands of dollars online in vain?"

Only then did Zhao Leier understand and said thank you repeatedly.

Lin Xiang thought to himself that Zhao Lei'er was quite humble and knew how to get things done.

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In the evening, Wang Chenlong invited everyone to hang out at the Fairy Queen Bar.

This trip almost scared Zhao Lei'er to death!
  He saw monsters twice in his life, the first time in Taiyin Mountain, and the second time here.

Wang Chenlong still chose the same seat, the No. 1 booth of Underworld Style. They also called a few little witches to come over and accompany them.

Of course, Zhao Lei'er couldn't stand these witches, and he felt frightened just by looking at them.

Because of the psychological shadow from last time, Lin Xiang was not very interested in these witches.

Hades turned a deaf ear.

Ruyi goes to the dance floor with poetry.

The bird girl sat alone at the edge, sipping the fairy wine.

Pluto, Prime Minister Lin, and Zhao Leier gathered together to play Landlords.

Sometimes he passed by a fox-faced monster, and sometimes he passed by a snake spirit. Zhao Lei'er shrank his legs in fear, playing a good hand of cards to pieces.

After a few games, Pluto and Lin Xiang were no longer willing to be his teammates, so they kept letting him be the boss, and the two teamed up to fight him.

Prime Minister Lin said while playing the cards: "It's boring to play like this. Whoever loses will go to the next table to sing a hero song."

Pluto glanced at the neighbor next door, where the old demon of Montenegro and others were sitting, and said with a smile: "Is it such a big deal? I heard that the old demon of Montenegro has a bad temper."

Lin Xiang also took a look and thought, so this monster with horns on its head is the legendary Black Mountain Old Monster?

He had watched too many movies since he was a kid, and he always felt that the old Black Mountain demon should have a pale skeleton appearance, thick hair with a woman's hairpin, and a weird look in a black robe. It can suck people's yang energy dry at every turn.

It was once the chief shadow of Lin Xiang's childhood.

I just didn't expect that the old Black Mountain demon in reality would be so rough, with horns on his head, wrinkles on his face, fangs, and a pair of big black wings on his back. It looks like a big horned bat.

Zhao Lei'er swallowed and felt that he could not afford to lose, so he said: "Brother Lin Xiang, Brother Pluto, I don't want to play anymore, I can't sing the song of a hero."

"Okay." Lin Xiang didn't force anyone to do anything.

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In the middle of the night, everyone on the dance floor dispersed. Ruyi returned to the booth with poetry.

Ruyitiao's cheeks were red and he was panting slightly. Lin Xiang quickly poured a glass of nectar and handed it to her: "Drink some water."

Manna is a new drink from the Fairy Queen Bar. The formula is very complicated. It is brewed by mixing the dew of seven or forty-nine kinds of exotic flowers and herbs. It is sweet and thirst-quenching, extremely delicious, and is suitable for all three realms. It is suitable for men, women, and children. Suitable for all.

Ruyi took the nectar and drank it several times, praising it as very delicious.

Lin Xiang poured another small cup of nectar and placed it in front of Shiyi.

When Shishi saw it, the whole rabbit's head was inserted into the cup, and then the whole body turned over on the coffee table.

Upon seeing this, Mr. Lin rushed to rescue him.

He directly picked up Shiyi and put it on his lap: "Oh my god, how could you be so stupid?"

Maybe the nectar was too cold, Shishi shook his body, and then sneezed cutely for no reason.

"Are the Kunlun beasts so weak in resistance?" Lin Xiang couldn't help but complain.

He looked at the poetry and still wanted to drink it, so he wiped his hands clean and poured the nectar into his hands to feed her.

Ruyi buried her head in drinking for a while, then turned over and lay on the sofa with her feet in the air, resting by touching her belly with her little paws.

Everyone was slumped on the sofa in different postures.

Bright warm yellow lights came on the stage. The background music was also changed to soothing pure music.

The host Gojing walked onto the stage to the beat of the music, first made some jokes, and then said: "Next, let us invite the bull-headed horse face from the underworld to perform for us eating the red-clothed ghost alive!"

Prime Minister Lin had already watched the woman swallowing her tongue alive last time and was not very interested in this kind of program. Rewards are not very active either.

On the other hand, Wang Chenlong, with the beauty by his side, directly rewarded two gray brands to show his courage, causing the banshees to scream.

Lin Xiang didn't know what it was, so he asked Pluto: "What did Wang Chenlong reward me with?"

Pluto said: "Demon order."

Lin Xiang nodded. Two demon orders are equivalent to 200 million Hades coins. Although Wang Chenlong did not spend a lot of money like Hades last time, for ordinary monsters, this is already a large amount.

No wonder they always make a reservation at the Underworld Style No. 1 booth. It seems they spend a lot of money here.

After the reward reached a certain amount, the bull-headed horse-faced man began to perform a show of swallowing the female ghost in red alive.

The scene was exactly the same as that of swallowing a woman with a long tongue. One with a bull's head and a horse's face swallowed the ghost's head, the other swallowed the ghost's legs, and finally tore the female ghost into two halves and swallowed them all.

Instantly there were boos and screams below!
  In fact, this show is not that unbearable. It is still a bit exciting to watch it twice, but Lin Xiang has been vaccinated in advance, so his emotions are not too high.

And he knows it too. After the stage, the ghost that was split in half will be reattached.

Zhao Lei'er, on the other hand, saw this kind of battle for the first time. He was so frightened that he firmly covered his eyes with both hands and looked at people with his fingers.

Lin Xiang secretly felt funny, thinking that he had come here in the same way.

Seeing how calm Lin Xiang and others were, Zhao Lei'er said in an admiring tone: "You are so awesome. You are not afraid of this. You can tell from the first glance that you have seen the big world."

Lin Xiang chuckled and waved his hand: "Oh, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning."

After watching the show, more than half of the guests in the bar had left.

Maybe the later show isn’t very exciting.

It's time to dance again.

It was already late at night, and no one wanted to dance anymore. Everyone just sat in the booths and chatted.

Wang Chenlong and Zhao Lei'er kept calling him brothers and kept asking him about his younger brother.

Zhao Lei'er also answered accurately.

"King Huan Zun is very powerful, and all the monsters under his command are obedient and respect him."

Wang Chenlong said proudly: "That is, it doesn't matter whose brother he is."

"Brother Long is also a dragon and a phoenix among men!"

"We brothers don't do business and support each other. How about my brother's health? The place where he lives is dark and humid, and he doesn't see sunlight all year round. It's definitely not good for his health."

"He's the strongest man I've ever met."

Wang Chenlong frowned: "How do you say that?"

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Lin Xiang was playing cards and eating noodles with Ruyi when he suddenly heard the sound of broken utensils.

I saw the crystal wine glass that was supposed to be in Wang Chenlong's hand fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

He stood up thoughtfully and left without saying a word.

Prime Minister Lin asked Zhao Lei'er: "What happened to Brother Long? Why did you leave without saying a word?"

Zhao Lei'er shook his head: "I don't know either."

"Did you say the wrong thing?"

"I don't know. I just praise his brother for his physical disability and his strong will. The wheelchair he uses is very high-end..."

When Prime Minister Lin heard this, he secretly thought it was not good!

Sorry, I forgot to say hello to Zhao Lei'er in advance. Wang Chenlong didn't seem to know that his brother's legs were disabled.

At this moment, Shishi on one side took two sips of the demon fairy surrounded by sparrow girls. Overwhelmed by the alcohol, he suddenly turned into a human form.

Everyone present was shocked.

Especially Ruyi, she stared blankly at the poetry of her two bare thighs with crystal-white skin. She was stunned for a moment, then quickly held her in her arms, and then shouted: "Men are not allowed to look around!"

Lin Xiang seemed to have remembered the poetry of her last words. When she turned into a human form this time, she was no longer naked and was wearing the clothes that Lin Xiang had given her in Kunlun.

The clothes were already in tatters, but they had been preserved poetically for three thousand years.

Lin Xiang quickly took off his coat and put it on Shi Yi's lap.

He rubbed his temples with a headache and glanced at Pluto subconsciously.

Pluto was still sitting there expressionless, as if nothing had happened. Or maybe it happened and it had nothing to do with him.

Lin Xiang's headache suddenly worsened.

After having a headache for a while, he suddenly realized that the flower spirit that had been following them had disappeared at some point.

He looked around and shouted, "Where is the flower spirit?"

Zhao Lei'er asked: "Is it the little baby with red eyes?"

Lin Xiang nodded: "Yes, do you know where the doll went?"

Zhao Lei'er shook his head: "I don't know where she went, but before she disappeared, I saw a black mass above her head. I thought she was using some magic..."

Lin Xiang's eyes widened: "A ball of black? Was there something on the baby's ears at that time?"

Zhao Lei'er shook his head: "There is nothing strange. She is wearing a pair of red earrings that are exactly the same color as her eyes."

"..."

It's over, Hua Ling was captured by the sharks and used as a child bride!
  This shark who kills a thousand swords!
  Prime Minister Lin objected to this marriage in real name. Not to mention Hua Ling's unwillingness, even if Hua Ling was willing, the size difference between the two species is not a little bit different! Isn’t this a fool? What a nonsense!

We must find a way to retrieve the flower spirit!
  Lin Xiang hit his head hard with his hand, feeling confused for a moment. Why do all these bad things happen together? It’s really a mess tonight!
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