Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 21 Human Realm (Infinite Power Elixir) (Recovery Pill)
  In the evening, Wang Chenlong must invite them to go out to play.

Now that Prime Minister Lin is so ugly, it can be said that he doesn't want to go at all.

But Wang Chenlong kept extending his warm invitation: "Let's go, no one has gone out with me for a long time!"

Lin Xiang said: "You have so many younger brothers, can't you just ask any of them to go out with you?"

"Oh, I've been hanging out with them so many times that it's no longer fun!"

"You tell me where to go first. I won't go to places I'm not interested in."

Wang Chenlong patted Lin Xiang's back hard: "Are you a man? Why are you so inked!"

Prime Minister Lin asked Pluto for his opinion: "Should we go or not?"

Pluto said: "Whatever."

Prime Minister Lin nodded: "Okay, okay, let's go!"

The three of them walked out of the Internet cafe.

Wang Chenlong drove out a sexy red BMW X5 from the garage.

Lin Xiang was stunned for a moment.

He shouted at Pluto: "Rich man! Look at him, then look at you! Hey, you said he is a god, why does he earn so much money? Gods are still short of money..."

Pluto raised his eyebrows and said: "Then why do mortals make offerings to gods when they make a wish? Do gods lack those tributes?"

Lin Xiang nodded and said: "Yes, these mortals are really the same. Do gods lack these..."

Pluto said categorically: "Missing."

Lin Xiang: "..."

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Wang Chenlong stopped the car in front of them, stuck his head out of the car window and said, "Get in the car!"

Immediately, Prime Minister Lin opened the car door in an awkward manner, like the little brother on TV, he put his hand on the top of the car door and said to Pluto: "Brother, please get in the car."

Hades: "..."

Wang Chenlong smiled and cursed: "Virtue!"

After they were seated, Wang Chenlong's seat belt seemed to be alive and he fastened it by himself.

Maybe this is what a fairy drives...

"Li He, where are you going?"

Pluto frowned: "Whatever."

Lin Xiang couldn't help but said: "Brother Pluto, your name is really Li He."

He has really been curious about this question for a long time.

Wang Chenlong said: "Li He is the name of one of his reincarnations, who knows what his real name is!"

Lin Xiang became even more curious: "Reincarnation?"

"Yeah, do you want to hear about your boss's weird reincarnation experiences?"

"Yeah!"

Pluto was sitting upright. When he heard Wang Chenlong say this, he said, "Maybe your car wants to go to heaven?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang, and a huge purple portal suddenly appeared not far in front of the vehicle! The whole street was occupied.

The color of the portal became more intense as it got closer to the center, spinning like a black and purple vortex, as if it was about to suck them all in.

All this happened so suddenly. Wang Chenlong was startled at first, then he turned the steering wheel, braked hard, turned the car to the side and cursed: "Old Pluto, are you crazy!"

Pluto said calmly: "Didn't you say you like Chang'e? I can let you fly to the moon with people and cars."

Wang Chenlong stopped pressing, glared at Hades, and silently started the car.

Lin Xiang almost fell out just now. He closed the car window, patted his chest in shock and said, "Brother Pluto, you can't mess around while driving in this world. It can easily cause traffic accidents. Fortunately, there are no people on this road, otherwise we would be in trouble."

"Oh."

"You bastard! Why is your portal purple?"

Although the portals made by Lin Xiang come in various colors, they are all golden, which can be divided into dark gold and light gold.

Pluto glanced at him: "Didn't Tianji Stone tell you that the spells we cast are basically the same color as the essence in the body, of course there are exceptions."

Lin Xiangqie said: "Your broken stone can only tell me some things that are available and not available. Don't you still have something that is really useful? Why is your portal so big and mine so small..."

"The portal can be big or small, it's up to you to control it."

"The portal I made is not even one-third as good as yours."

Pluto raised his eyebrows: "I don't think there is even one sixth..."

When Lin Xiang heard him mocking him, he rolled his eyes at him and said, "You can't even beat Wang Wulong, but you know how to show off in just one day."

Speaking of Wang Wulong, Wang Chenlong couldn't help but want to interject: "What's wrong with my brother?"

Lin Xiang said: "It's okay, I praise your brother for his greatness."

"That's necessary, and it doesn't matter what race we are."

Prime Minister Lin couldn't help but be a little curious: "The children born by the Dragon Mother are dragons, so are the children you give birth to are also dragons?"

"Only dragon mothers can give birth to dragons. No matter who we are with, we can only give birth to strange beasts."

Lin Xiang exclaimed: "This is a naked monopoly..."

Wang Chenlong said proudly: "I can't help it, my mother is the ancient god."

"Your mother is the Great God, and you are not the Great God. My father is still Pangu. Am I proud?"

Lin Xiang was just making nonsense, but he clearly felt that Pluto, who was sitting next to him, stiffened as if he was electrocuted.

He was about to ask, but was interrupted by Wang Chenlong's laughter: "I even went to a health care clinic with True God Pangu!"

As Lin Xiang was chatting, he thought about the secret stone again. He said to Pluto: "The stone you gave me doesn't work. Didn't you say you can't spy on the secrets of heaven? I've spied on it so many times and nothing happened."

Pluto glanced at Lin Xiang and said slowly: "Because the Tianji Stone is incomplete, part of the punishment and reward mechanisms have been broken. If all the Tianji Stones are collected and restored, the system inside will start to operate again."

"How to collect all the Secret Stones?"    "There are two ways. The holder of the Secret Stones voluntarily gives up the Secret Stones, or the holder of the Secret Stone fragments dies, and the Secret Stones will automatically return to their place."

"The system is working again? Anyway, I remember someone told me that Tianji Stone was too busy to handle that much. The system is full of bugs."

He vaguely remembered Wang Wulong saying something to him when he was in Longzhu Cave. But he couldn't remember the unimportant things clearly.

Pluto asked back: "Is Tianjishi too busy?"

"Anyway, it means that most of the rules you set don't work...the Tianji Stone can't handle it."

"It's impossible. If the rules are written into the Tianji Stone, there can be no errors. The so-called inefficiency is because the Tianji Stone is incomplete, so part of the system cannot handle it."

"Tch, that doesn't mean it doesn't work!"

"Ah."

"Don't you wonder who told me."

Pluto: "If you are not curious, anyone who can say such things must not understand science at all."

"what???"

Your existence is already the biggest unscientific thing, okay...

Lin Xiang has been with these monsters all day long, and now these monsters want to teach him science...

Just horrible.

Seeing that Pluto was silent again and seemed to be thinking about the problem, Lin Xiang touched him with his elbow: "You said this stone has a reward mechanism? The reward system is not broken, right? What reward? What do I have to do to get the reward? "

Before Pluto could answer, Wang Chenlong interrupted again: "Kowtow to Pluto himself or the statue of Pluto three times a day, and for one hundred consecutive days, you can get an infinite power elixir refined by Pluto himself."

"..."

Wang Chenlong's hands squeezed the steering wheel hard, and he seemed to be gritting his teeth: "Don't ask me how I know."

"What is the effect of the elixir?"

"Enhance your abilities in that area." Wang Chenlong said quickly.

Lin Xiang suspected that he had heard wrongly and dug his ears: "Huh?"

Pluto smiled slightly: "The elixir of infinite power, the holy product of joy in the three realms, can make the person who eats it keep the lust high for three days and three nights. Isn't it very interesting?"

"..."

Wang Chenlong instantly remembered the fear of his body being controlled by the infinite power elixir.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but scolded: "Pervert! Aren't you a liar? Do you have any friends like you?"

Pluto said innocently: "He did the task for a hundred days to get it."

Wang Chenlong patted the steering wheel: "I fucking thought that was because I had taken an elixir that made my human strength infinite! Old Pluto, could you name the elixir more reliably?"

"..."

"Are there any other reward mechanisms you want to hear about?" Pluto asked Lin Xiang.

Lin Lian shook his head hurriedly: "Don't listen, don't listen, I'm afraid."

When the car arrived at the intersection, Wang Chenlong asked Pluto: "Which one should I go to, Rolling Stone or Queen?"

Hades thought for a moment: "Go to the queen."

Lin Xiang was confused: "What Queen of Rolling Stones..."

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Fairy Queen Bar.

Lin Xiang looked up at the huge shining sign and said with a strange expression: "Bar?"

Wang Chenlong: "Let's go in!"

Lin Xiang shook his head: "I'm so ugly now. I can't catch any girls if I go in. You go and play. I'll wait for you in the car."

In fact, Lin Xiangda had never been to a place like a bar since he was born. Even standing outside, he could hear the deafening music and screams inside. He could never handle this kind of scene.

Pluto suddenly had a pill in his hand. It was green and fluffy. It looked like the kind of color that would cause food poisoning if eaten.

He extended his palm to Lin Xiang: "Eating this can temporarily restore your appearance, but it can only last for five hours."

Lin Xiang instantly thought of the Infinite Power Elixir and shook his head: "No, no, no."

Wang Chenlong said from the side: "Don't worry, eat it. This is a restoration pill used to restore the original appearance. It is specially used for those who have been disfigured. It can be used in the three realms of humans, ghosts and gods."

When Lin Xiang heard what Wang Chenlong said, he took the recovery pill with confidence. He thought that Pluto had never really done anything outrageous to him. He ate the elixir in one gulp.

After swallowing, Lin Xiang felt that his throat was filled with a strange musty smell, and his cheeks felt as hot and itchy as if hot water had been poured over them.

This uncomfortable feeling only lasted a few seconds, and then the heat gradually subsided and my eyes became much more comfortable. But my vision is still a little blurry.

Hades smiled and said: "Okay."

Lin Xiang took a photo on the car glass. Sure enough, it was fine. The figure on the glass was so handsome!
  He danced happily: "It is indeed a panacea. There is such a good thing, why wouldn't I have taken it out earlier!"

Pluto replied: "I don't have many pills on me. I'm too lazy to make pills. I made this pill hundreds of years ago when I had nothing to do."

When Prime Minister Lin heard that this elixir was hundreds of years old, he quickly asked: "It won't expire..."

"I do not know."

"There won't be any side effects!"

"I do not know."

"By the way, why does this Recovery Pill taste weird?"

Pluto explained: "As you can see, after being kept for a long time, the hair has grown, and there will definitely be some smell."

"...I thought the elixir itself looked like this!"

Lin Xiang instantly felt his stomach churning, and he bent down and retched several times.

Even Wang Chenlong couldn't stand it anymore and said to Pluto: "Your boss is so unreliable. I really can't be on duty under you if my life is not strong."

Pluto laughs at the harmlessness of humans and animals.

(End of this chapter)