Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 1 Human Realm (First Encounter with Pluto)
  Lin Xiang was fired from the express delivery company.

His two-year career as a delivery boy came to a perfect end today.

"Isn't it just because I was in a bad mood and said something harsh to a customer? In the past two years, I have delivered so many goods! I have received so many scolds! It is inhumane!"

Lin Xiang had a headache and spent a day looking for a job on the local website. Either he was too young or his education was low.

Is it a crime to study poorly? Is it because I don't want to get into Harvard?
  Ah!
  "A broken literary and printing department still needs a fucking undergraduate!"

Lin Xiang angrily chewed the instant noodles while flipping through the web page.

Suddenly, a strange recruitment advertisement came into view:

The Troublemaker Group is urgently recruiting a male employee who is over 18 years old and under 22 years old, born at × o'clock in the afternoon at the beginning of the month. Once hired, you will receive generous remuneration, including food and accommodation, and two days of vacation per month.

Lin Xiang's first feeling was: There is something wrong with the boss of this group, and he recruits employees with their birthdays and horoscopes.

However, business people nowadays are very superstitious. It is not surprising that those Chaoshan guys look at the zodiac sign when recruiting people.

After reading the conditions, I feel that this recruitment seems to be tailor-made for me.

Scroll to the bottom of the page, and an "Interested in this recruitment" button appears.

Prime Minister Lin clicked with the mouse, and a small box popped up:
  Telephone: 1××××××8888
  Contact person: Mr. Li.

After thinking about it again and again, I still made the call.

After two beeps, the call was picked up.

"Hello?" was the calm voice of a young man.

Lin Xiang cleared his throat: "Is this Mr. Li?"

"You want to apply for the job, right?" the other party asked proactively.

"Oh yes!"

The other party paused and then said thoughtfully: "Come over this afternoon and I will send the address to your mobile phone in the form of a text message!"

"In terms of salary..."

"Mr. Lin, please rest assured. Our Troublemaker Co., Ltd. is a large company with very strong strength and financial resources."

"All right……"

"See you in the afternoon."

"See you in the afternoon."

Lin Xiang hung up the phone in a daze.

How did the other party know his birth year and surname?
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There is no clear explanation of what to do in this job, and it is still vague.

Lin Xiang didn't know whether he should go or not.

If you are a liar, you will suffer.

But in the blink of an eye, I realized that my rental house was due to expire at the end of the month.

He was living in poverty and poverty.

I felt my pocket and only had eight dollars left.

As expected, by the end of the month, I would be sleeping on the street with a shabby quilt.

If this troubleshooting company hires me, no matter what kind of person he is, I will have to last for a month. Once you’ve earned your salary and can live on, it’s not too late to change jobs!

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Lin Xiang took a taxi to Yanliu Lane according to the address on his mobile phone.

Yanliu Lane is full of charlatans. Anyone who sets up a fortune-telling stall with a piece of rag will say that he is the reincarnation of Taibai Jinxing. They will also say: My little friend, you are a boy who came down from heaven. The trouble is due to childish behavior.

Lin Fang scoffed at this.

"Young man, are you here to see something?" the driver asked through the rearview mirror.

Lin Xiang shook his head: "I come here to work."

"Looking after others?"

"The place to apply is here." Why is this person asking me so many questions?
  "Oh." The driver nodded: "If you come to see something, I'll recommend one to you."

Lin Xiang sneered.

It’s true, this driver gets commission.

In what age are we now, do people still believe in these crooked ways?
  "Master, we must believe in science and oppose superstition."

"Haha, okay, here we are, young man."

"how much is it?"

"Eight dollars."

It happened that he only had eight dollars left.

Along the way, my dissatisfaction became more and more serious.

I also spent all the remaining eight yuan and didn't even eat lunch.

If this job is not reliable, he will...

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Yanliu Lane is only about 500 meters long. He went back and forth three times but didn't see any corporate groups or anything like that.

Damn it, you won’t be cheated, right?

Angrily, he took out his phone and called.

"Hello? Mr. Lin."

"Where is your company?" Lin Xiang gasped.

"It's at No. 44, Yanliu Lane."

Lin Xiang hung up the phone and couldn't help complaining: "Can this number be any more auspicious?"

When he arrived at the place, Lin Xiang looked up and saw a dilapidated facade.

On the old wood that had been damaged by wind and rain and had no color, written in a faint red pen were the words "Troublemaker Co., Ltd." If you look more carefully, there are smaller words below: Our company is a large group with very strong strength and financial resources.

Lin Xiang just stood there with his face raised.

This……

He walked in angrily, ready to argue for his eight dollars.

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He was stunned as soon as he entered the door.

The outside and the inside are like two worlds.

This old vermilion door cuts off the hustle and bustle of the outside world.

Quiet, very quiet.

Cold, very cold.

The moment Lin Xiang stepped into the door, he felt a huge coldness rushing towards his face.

He could bear the cold, but the yin energy put him off. He was a full-blooded man, and he was aroused with goosebumps all over his body. The hairs stand on end.

The first thing that catches the eye is an antique yellow screen.

There is a mahogany table in front of the screen, and a light cyan vase on the table.

Although the vase is plain in color, it emits a faint white light.

From the outside, it looks like it's only a dozen square meters inside, but when you go in, you find that the front hall alone is over a hundred square meters.

Lin Xiang's first feeling was to turn around and go out immediately.

Decoration can be grounded, but not grounded...

But at this moment, a slow voice came from behind the screen: "Since you're here, you might as well come in."

That was the voice talking to myself. Lin Xiang was impressed.

"I'm a little afraid of...the dark..." At this time, he was no longer afraid of embarrassment, so Lin Xiang couldn't help but tell the truth.

"Don't be afraid, just leave the screen alone and it will be bright."

Lin Xiang swallowed and carefully let go of the strange screen, his eyes suddenly opened up.

Bright yellow hall.

Colorful murals.

In the center of the hall hangs a huge nave, which reads:

"Going up to heaven and down to earth, ghosts have magical powers."

Lin Xiang couldn't help but read aloud.

After a burst of smoke, a young man with pale skin was sitting leaning on the carved animal skin mat under the nave, wearing a dark purple old-fashioned Tang suit with gold trim.

A closer look revealed that the young man was actually hugging two long-haired beauties wearing scantily clad clothes. The three of them were drinking and laughing at each other's poems. They were having a great time.

Lin Xiang walked forward like a ghost.

The smoke cleared and the beauty disappeared.

Only the young man with pale skin was left looking at him with cloudy eyes.

Lin Xiang, who woke up instantly, trembled all over and broke out in cold sweat.

As he backed away, he looked around cautiously: Damn... what the hell is this place...

It's not smoke, is it? The world is so dangerous now and everything is available. He must have just been exposed to smoke that can cause hallucinations. How else to explain all this?

The young man sitting on the tiger skin smiled and waved to him: "Come here."

Only a fool would pass by!

I need to get the fuck out of here! Now! immediately!

The other party seemed to be able to read minds and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I just set up the maze to confuse those uninvited guests."

"What a bullshit maze, do you know it's against the law?"

"Breaking the law? Are you talking about the laws of the world?" The young man said with a smile: "Why are you standing so far away? Come closer and let me take a look."

"Don't go there!" Lin Xiang stood there.

I'll see what you, a monster like you, can do to me...

"You were obviously invited here by me, but you were still deceived. You are too weak. Fortunately, I showed mercy."

"You mean I have to thank you?"

"No need to thank you. Your destiny and mine complement each other. How about you stay and be my companion? However, there is nothing you can do if you don't want to. Once you enter this door, there is no way back."

What does no turning back mean? Lin Xiang glanced back subconsciously.

An endless darkness.

He was standing on the edge of a bottomless cliff, surrounded by endless fog and darkness. If you listen carefully, you can seem to hear the frightening howling under the abyss.

That huge suction felt like taking one more look. People will fall.

He has been afraid of heights since he was a child. After staggering forward for two steps, his calves became weak and he knelt on the ground.

The heart beats loudly. He really didn't want to be so embarrassed, but it was all too weird.

"The way back is to Asura Hell." The voice seemed to come from all directions, dark, strange, and bitingly cold, repeating endlessly in his ears.

He was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat in the middle of summer.

You're not dreaming, are you? Lin Xiang pinched the root of his thigh and grimaced in pain.

I'm afraid this time I really got it wrong. Lin Xiang kowtowed to the young man three times: "Father Fairy, Grandpa Fairy, please let me live..."

"come over."

Lin Lianlian crawled over: "I'm timid... I'm afraid of death... Meat doesn't taste good... It will dirty your mouth."

"..."

The young man was confused and never said he wanted to eat him.

"And I feel like my life is not over yet. I...I...the fortune teller said I can live to be ninety-nine. Why did I just..."

"Don't you believe this?"

Lin Xiang was stunned: "You know this!"

"Forty-four years old." The young man said.

"What do you mean? Is it possible that I will die at the age of forty-four?"

"You have a long lifespan. After the age of forty-four, you will become a person of the two realms. I will try my best to help you achieve enlightenment and become a person of the three realms."

"What two realms and three realms, it feels very unlucky."

"Okay, let's get down."

I don’t want to fucking kneel down, but what can I do if I can’t stand up…

"Write your name on the paper."

A piece of white paper with golden light floated in front of Lin Xiang's eyes.

Although he had a bad premonition, he didn't dare to say anything to refuse in this situation. He was afraid that the other party would be unhappy and throw him into the bottomless cliff of the black clown.

"No pen..."

"Use your index finger."

"it is good."

Lin Xiang wrote his name on the paper with his index finger.

The newly written handwriting glowed faintly like phosphorus powder.

"Okay, Grandpa Immortal."

The young man nodded with satisfaction, took the paper back and swallowed it into his belly.

Lin Xiang was stunned.

"The contract is formed. If there is any betrayal, you will go to hell. Take it!"

With a command, the cliff behind Lin Xiang disappeared. The young man's expression also became very gentle.

"Grandpa Fairy..."

"No more grandpa and daddy."

"Then should I call you master or boss? Does the contract... have a time limit? When will it be valid? Isn't this a fucking contract to sell myself?"

The young man smiled: "You can just call me Hades."

"Pluto? King of the Underworld? My brother is so awesome..."

"Uh... you can also call me brother."

"Why do I feel so much more approachable?"

"Because you are already a member of my company, so there is no need to scare you."

Pluto smiled and waved his hand, and dozens of wall lamps on the wall lit up at the same time, making the entire lobby much warmer and brighter.

Lin Xiang gradually felt relieved and couldn't help complaining: "I was completely coerced and induced by you!"

"Ah, I admit this. Anyway, I have signed the talisman. You are now in my hands. It is impossible to regret. Life is mine. Death... I won't say the next sentence, hehe."

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"It's for good luck and I hope you live a long life."

"Are you so warm? The posture just now didn't seem like you. Did you recruit a lot of younger brothers by being scary?"

The young man raised his eyebrows: "How should I put it? I have many younger brothers, but you are the only spiritual attendant."

"Yes, only a hungry person like me would apply for such a ghost job!"

Pluto glanced at Lin Xiang, then closed his eyes slightly and leaned on the couch: "Looking within the Three Realms, there are many people who want to be Pluto's spiritual attendants."

"I'm on duty under Pluto? Then the salary you pay me won't be Pluto coins, right?" Lin Xiang had already begun to worry about the salary issue.

"I also have money from the human world."

"Then how much is my monthly salary?"

"Say, we can discuss it." Pluto smiled.

"When I was working as a courier, my monthly monthly salary was one thousand eighty yuan, plus commission. When I'm here, you can't give me at least two thousand?"

Hades nodded: "Okay."

"Take care of food and accommodation!"

"The place here is so big, and there is a courtyard at the back. You can find a room to stay. Turn left when you go out and you will see the Ruyi Noodle House, which is full of human food. You can pay your bills there after you finish."

"Account pending?"

"Hang on the account as you like, the proprietress Ruyi is my spiritual pet."

"It's going to refresh my outlook again. The spiritual pets have come out. Shouldn't we form a group to play a dungeon soon?"

"Copy?"

"Ah...orcs will never be slaves!" Lin Xiang shouted a slogan of the tribe in WOW.

Pluto smiled: "You can play games if you want, there is WiFi here."

"Brother Pluto, you know so much..."

"Okay, do you have any questions?"

"Have……"

"explain."

"Looking from the outside, your place is definitely not that big!"

"This is my little world."

"small world?"

"In short, it is to implant the space you created in the cracks of space."

"..."

"Okay, if you have any other questions, I'll wait until later..."

"Wait, I still have a question." Lin Xiang interrupted him.

Pluto's temples jumped three times: "But it doesn't matter."

"What's my main job here?"

"When you have something to do, follow me to do errands. When nothing happens, look after the store."

"What to do?"

"You will know later."

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A month later.

Lin Xiang is already familiar with the world.

When I'm sleepy, I lie down on Pluto's special animal skin to sleep. When I'm bored, I go to the backyard study to read a book. When I'm hungry, I go to the Ruyi Noodle House to eat.

The books in the study are all magical. They are all books on spiritual practice, spells, and spells. He didn't believe it before, but now he watches it more enthusiastically than anyone else, and even practices it if he has nothing to do. Accumulation over time can be considered as learning.

The owner of Ruyi Noodle House is a beautiful woman.

She has a pink face, a pointed chin, eyes as big as a doll in a shop window, big breasts, a slim waist and long legs. She also wore a pair of top-notch high heels.

Although cuteness is nothing compared to sexy. But women who are both cute and sexy are worth mentioning.

At this young age, Prime Minister Lin frankly likes this thing.

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The decoration of Ruyi Noodle House is the same as that of Guangshiren, with a simple style, about thirty square meters.

Lin Xiang asked Ruyi while eating noodles: "Why don't you create a small world to expand the store."

The two were already very familiar with each other. Ruyi replied softly while waving her fan: "Are you stupid? Those who come here to eat are all mortals."

"Oh, I tend to be stupid when I see beautiful women."

"I don't know how my master accepted a freeloader like you." Ruyi rolled her eyes to the sky.

"I am now Pluto's spiritual attendant. Spiritual attendant, do you understand? I am equal to him in status. In other words, I am like him, so I am also your master. Come on, call me master!"

Ruyi slapped the table: "Believe it or not, I beat you so much that you can only lie on your stomach and cannot stand up."

"A woman with a bad temper may not be able to get married in the future."

"Marry? No? Leave? Go? Whoever dares to marry me, I will kill anyone!" Ruyi looked at Lin Xiang with wide eyes.

Lin Lianlian quickly changed the subject: "Ruyi, I was wrong...Give me another plate of peanuts."

"Your true form is a pig!" Ruyi said angrily.

Lin Xiang stuck out his tongue at her: "It's a greedy snake!"

"I don't know why the master has been so anxious to find a spiritual attendant recently. I wrote the recruitment advertisement. It's really a trap."

"You wrote the advertisement! Did you also make the sign?"

Only people with very strong strength and financial resources can think of such things only with perverted hearts.

"I take care of everything Master." Ruyi looked at Lin Xiang with a proud look on his face: "Who would be as useless as you, who only know how to eat! You haven't paid the bill yet!"

"Only a crazy fan girl like you would be very aggressive towards your master. A smart person like me will eat as much as he can and do as little as he can!"

"Stop being a bitch!"

"I just like my beautiful sister to scold me, and you can scold me a few more times."

"I..." Ruyi clenched her fists and a spiritual power began to gather.

Seeing that the momentum was not right, Mr. Lin quickly ran away.

　Do you have a monthly pass, gentlemen?

　　Have you ever seen someone asking for a monthly pass for the first chapter?

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)