After my rebirth, my whole family read my mind, and my father decided to usurp the throne.

Chapter 23 Peed on the old emperor’s hand

[Hey, let me go, does the old emperor know how to hold the child? He's stuck on my neck!

Dad, please help me, don’t let the old emperor hug me like this! 】

Song Jiujiu screamed in her heart and burst into tears.

Song Jiujiu cried so much that the old emperor was caught off guard.

"Why are you crying?"

"Father, if you hold your child like this, the child will only cry when he feels uncomfortable. You must hold him like this."

Prince Kang's Mansion felt sorry for his daughter. After hearing his daughter's voice, he immediately moved to change her daughter's position to a comfortable position.

Song Jiujiu felt comfortable and stopped crying after sobbing.

The old emperor suddenly realized, "It turns out that I have to hold a child like this, and I really stopped crying. Speaking of which, this is the first time I have held a child in my long life."

Even when you were a child, I was too busy with government affairs and had no time to see you, let alone hold you. "

[Hmph, what do the old emperor mean by saying this? Do you want to tell my parents that you dote on me? Or is it more special to me?

Who doesn't know what you, the old emperor, have in mind? You just want to deceive my unscrupulous father. 】

Song Jiujiu couldn't help complaining in her heart.

After listening to the old emperor's words, King Kang was a little moved when he recalled his childhood: "."

The expression on his face froze.

"Yes, this is Jiu'er's honor."

King Kang said dryly.

[This is such an honor. Whoever wants it wants to go. Can the old emperor please stop hugging me? It’s so annoying!

I want to pee, so I might as well pee directly on the old emperor. Hehe, I just want to see if the old emperor's expression can still be tense. 】

Song Jiujiu giggled at the old emperor, and the old emperor also became happy.

"My granddaughter looks so cute when she smiles."

But the old emperor was not happy for a while. He felt his hands were wet, and the smile on the old face gradually solidified.

"Why is this so wet? Could it be?"

[Hahaha, now, your granddaughter is not cute to me! 】

Song Jiujiu grinned happily, and waved her hand to punch the old emperor in the face.

Ye Peizhu was so frightened that he threw his daughter to the ground for fear that the old emperor Long Yan would be angry.

She quickly said, "Your Majesty, forgive me! Jiu'er is still young and it was not intentional. I will go and change Jiu'er."

Saying that, Ye Peizhu boldly reached out and took Song Jiujiu from the old emperor's arms.

As soon as Song Jiujiu left the old emperor's arms, King Kang's family could clearly see that there was unknown liquid dripping from the old emperor's hands.

The old emperor's old face also became obviously gloomy.

The Kang family: "."

I really want to laugh, but I don’t dare.

Song Zixian and Song Le'an looked at each other and apologized to the old emperor, "Grandpa, please forgive me. My sister is not sensible. Grandpa, please don't argue with my sister!"

"Father, please forgive me. I will apologize to my father on behalf of Jiu'er!"

King Kang also echoed.

【Did I get into trouble? My parents and brothers are all apologizing to the old emperor on my behalf. 】

Song Jiujiu waved her little hands uneasily, and then burst into tears.

"Daughter-in-law, you go and clean up the child first." The old emperor said and asked Eunuch Fuquan to take Ye Peizhu to the inner hall.

"What are you, father and son, doing? Is it possible that in your minds, I, the imperial grandfather, still care about my little granddaughter who is only one month old?"

The old emperor squinted at the father and son with their heads lowered in front of them.

"No! Father, I think Jiu'er has offended you."

King Kang shook his head quickly.

"Grandfather, forgive my grandson for being presumptuous. In fact, my sister is like you because she likes you. My grandson has heard that a naive little baby will pee on someone only if he likes that person."

Song Le'an said it very seriously.

Song Zixian echoed, "My grandson has also heard this statement."

After hearing this, the old emperor's complexion improved a lot, and he was finally not so gloomy.

"I see. It seems that my granddaughter and I are very much in love!"

In the inner hall, Ye Peizhu and Qiu Yun, who had just come in from the door of Qiankun Palace, changed Song Jiujiu's diaper and little red coat.

Fortunately, Ye Peizhu had experience in taking care of his five sons when they grew up, so he brought two more sets of small clothes.

[I don’t know if the old emperor will punish my father and my brothers. The old emperor is so stingy.

He is so old and still has to care about me, a baby who is just one month old?

I didn't like him in my previous life. After I was found back in my previous life, I entered the palace once. As a result, the old emperor belittled me in his words and compared me with that fake daughter Song Xiyao!
  Obviously I am the old emperor's granddaughter, but the old emperor is particularly partial to Song Xiyao!
  If the old emperor is really so stingy, then I will pee all over him and pull him all over again later!
  Feces and urine attacks are the only revenge this baby can do now. 】

Song Jiujiu sighed.

Ye Peizhu felt extremely distressed when he heard his daughter's voice.

Since the old emperor, the imperial grandfather, was not a human being in his previous life, there is no need for her daughter to regard him as the imperial grandfather in this life.

"Is the baby unhappy? His little face is wrinkled.

Grandfather didn't blame you. How could such a good person care about such a young child like you?
  Come on, smile, and the baby will continue to hug Grandfather later. "Keep peeing on the imperial grandfather.

Ye Peizhu coaxed his daughter softly, worrying about the presence of royal guards here, so Ye Peizhu did not make his words too obvious.

She felt that with her daughter's intelligence, she must understand what she meant.

But Ye Peizhu obviously overestimated her daughter.

[My mother is so kind. She actually thinks that the old emperor is a good person and lets me hug him?
  It's impossible to hug, but you have to pee. 】

Ye Peizhu couldn't help laughing.

Although her daughter didn't understand what she meant, it was fine as long as she peed on the old emperor to vent her anger.

In front of the old emperor, Prince Kang and his son listened to their daughter (sister)'s voice, and were extremely lucky that the old emperor could not hear his daughter (sister)'s voice.

Otherwise, my daughter (sister) will be really in danger.

When Ye Peizhu came out of the inner hall with Song Jiujiu and Qiu Yun in his arms, the old emperor asked them to leave first because they needed to change clothes to see the imperial concubine.

After Kang Wang and his family left, the old emperor's face immediately darkened.

"Fuquan, I want to take a bath!"

"Yes! Old slave, go and give the orders now!"

Fuquan quickly agreed. He knew that the emperor had a mysophobia, and it was really the first time for the emperor to have a baby urinate on his hands.

If his hand had been chopped off and he couldn't replace it with a clean hand, given the emperor's character, he would probably have chopped off his dirty hand.

After King Kang's family left Qiankun Palace, they got on the carriage and went to the imperial concubine's palace.

According to etiquette, after meeting the emperor, they were going to pay their respects to the queen.

Since the old emperor simply ignored the queen and asked them to see the noble concubine, they had to obey~
  (End of this chapter)