The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 73 Only the eldest lady can say these words of tiger and wolf

Zhou Xixi looked over.

Yell!

I haven’t looked carefully these past few days, but her family’s Tongbao has obviously gained weight!

These fat little hands are full of flesh!

Zhou Xixi was so curious that she reached out and touched it.

System: ...Do it! Woo... The host is bad and takes advantage of others! rogue!

But Tong Bao wouldn't dare to say this even if he wanted to kill him. He dared to call his host a gangster, but Tong Bao wasn't tired of living yet!

Tolerate!

Bao Nin!

Bao can't help it!

You have to endure it!

Everyone has been waiting for a long time, waiting to eat the melon. Why is there silence?

Could it be that the treasure found out that we could eavesdrop and hid in some nook and corner to whisper?

No!

(A certain move that makes everyone happy!)

The two leaders, who had finished the eyebrow lawsuit, finally started to talk.

System: [According to the information I got from sneaking into the old lady’s kang, there are three reasons why there have been so many visitors to the General’s Mansion recently.

First, there are rumors that the General's Mansion has a secret manual of words and deeds for women in the boudoir, called "Girls' Guide to Growth and Walking".

Any woman who masters the contents of this book and practices it diligently will surely be able to marry well in the future!

So the first wave of ladies and girls who came to visit went straight to this treasure book! 】

Zhou Xixi: ...and this matter, why didn’t I know?

Everyone:...Mom! How can this exclusive secret manual be passed on to others? Absolutely not. There are girls of the right age in our family who want to use this manual to marry the right man! What to do?

...If you really can't do it, just do some mischief on the carriage coming from these ladies! Unload the wheel from the cart. If that doesn't work, feed the horse some croton...

(In the next few days, a strange thing happened. All the carriages coming to the General's Mansion were more or less out of order. Either Ma Yixi fell to his knees, or the wheels of the carriage were removed. What's worse, I don't know which one has a strong taste. The brother who poured all the shit into the car!)

System: [This is second! You have something to do with the host! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Me? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a concubine, and all I want in my life is to lie down and be a salted fish, okay? At most, I can open a library with the eldest princess in my spare time to relieve my boredom when I have nothing to do! 】

System: [There are rumors that the General's Mansion has a "Poetic Manual". A certain girl from the Zhou family relied on this manual to defeat Princess Jianing in the Eldest Princess' Mansion and win the championship in one fell swoop! And those who are lucky enough to read this manual will be able to become talented and write poems like flowing clouds and flowing water after just learning a little bit from it! 】

Wen Zou Zou said that Tong Bao learned it from a visiting lady!

Still freshly baked, word for word!

Zhou Xixi: ...This thing sounds a bit familiar!

Everyone: ...We have also heard that this book was used as toilet paper by Grandma Li and thrown into the toilet! This guy who kills a thousand swords has such an expensive ass!

Grandma Li: ...Ouch! Why is this old slave's life so miserable? He just got scars and was beaten, and he still has to take the blame for losing his fortune! Who has this old slave provoked recently?

Zhou Xixi: [What about the third point? 】

System: [Speaking of this third thing, it is extremely secret. You know that I know that God knows it, but you can’t let the third person know, otherwise it will “click”! 】

This sound!

We don’t even want to know what it means!

Everyone: ...Don’t worry, we didn’t hear anything!

Zhou Xixi: [Why is it so mysterious? Otherwise, you should stop telling me! 】

Everyone: ...No! I want to hear it!

System: ...[Hi! It's not a big deal, it just involves the guy in the palace. ]     Host! Don't disobey me, this will upset the little baby!

Everyone: ...It seems, it seems, it’s better not to say it!

Zhou Xixi: [Oh, just say it. 】

System: [Isn’t the noble concubine in our palace pregnant?

There are rumors that the General's Mansion has a secret recipe for having children passed down from ancestors. As long as a young woman who has not been pregnant for many years uses it, she will definitely be able to conceive Lin'er within a year!

It has been more than ten years since our girl entered the palace, and she has never given birth to a child, and she has never even been pregnant with a piglet. Why did she suddenly have one? This has to make people think a lot! 】

An emperor far away in the palace: ...You are the pig! Your whole family is a pig! I suddenly want to eat pig tails!

Zhou Xixi: ...It seems reasonable!

Everyone: ...That’s nonsense! If he had this secret recipe, how could the old man pick up the old general from the road?

System: [This third point is a bit embarrassing, so people who come to visit cannot speak directly.

Think about it, once this matter involves matters in the palace, you don't dare to discuss it, otherwise you will be "duang".

Secondly, there was an infertile young woman at home, and it would be a bit embarrassing to tell anyone about it, so the lady who came to visit for the secret recipe for giving birth had to keep her words secret!

Just now, the baby heard from a peasant woman that her old sow was here. The farmer woman said that her old sow had been at home for seven or eight years. She ate and slept every day, and she had found several litters of breeding pigs. In the end, the two pigs were very happy, but they were not pregnant. bastard! 】

Zhou Xixi: ...Mom! Can you still make an analogy like this?

Everyone: ...Oh, this peasant woman used this trick very cleverly! I wonder if you later found out the secret recipe for giving birth?

Zhou Xixi: [What do you say at home? 】

System: [The old lady said, don’t make a mistake, check to see if the pig is a sow. If it is a male, won’t your work be in vain? If you make a mistake, or if you just don’t give birth to piglets, you can just kill them and gather the neighbors for a pig-killing feast!

As soon as the old lady said these words, the faces of the peasant woman and her daughter-in-law turned pale, and they almost couldn't sit still and ran away! 】

Zhou Xixi: ...This grandmother is also honest!

System: [Later, the eldest lady gave an idea, saying that since one pig at a time can't succeed, next time we will find ten or eight pigs to join the sow pen, maybe one of them will win! 】

Zhou Xixi: ...Only the eldest lady can say such words of tiger and wolf!

System: [As soon as the lady finished speaking, the peasant woman became enlightened, but the young woman fainted when she rolled her eyes! 】

Everyone: ...who are these people!

Zhou Xixi: [The eldest lady already had the idea, but the second lady and my aunt didn’t say anything? 】

System: [The second lady seems to be absent-minded. She always says what you say makes sense to anyone who speaks. 】

Zhou Xixi: [That’s not right! My aunt is obviously worried! Are you having trouble with my dad again? Hi! Why bother? With my cheap father's deep-seated love, the love I had for love songs on a boat and a bridge that year would not fade away so easily. 】

System: [No, the second master and the second wife have a very good relationship. The second wife seems to be absent-minded when accompanying the guests, she is just worried about the second master! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Oh? What happened to my cheap dad? Did that buddy have someone cook it? 】

The system rolled its eyes.

[The second master was indeed injured, and his whole body was injured, especially his face, which had a few bloody marks. He probably wouldn’t be able to go out for ten and a half days! 】

Zhou Xixi: ...How come the men in this family all suffer from the same disease, and the injuries are exactly the same!

Everyone: ...No wonder I heard that the second master is sick, or some kind of infectious disease. Outsiders are not allowed to come near, and even the old lady won't open the door when she comes to see him!

The co-authorship is ruined!

　See you clearly!

　　(End of this chapter)