The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 39 Exposure means taking off your clothes

Chapter 39 Exposure means taking off your clothes

System: [However, this matter of buying a boy and pretending to be a maid was exposed not long after! 】

Everyone:...exposed?
  What new term? Did he take off his clothes and be discovered?

Zhou Xixi: [What’s the reason? To be honest, this is a good idea. At least boys don’t have periods, they still have strength, and they don’t like to get sick! Girls are so delicate that they fall over when the wind blows! 】

System: [It’s probably too expensive! 】

Everyone: ...how to say this, I would like to hear the details!
  Zhou Xixi: ...so cool! Stealing my lines!

System: [Boys don’t have those days every month, but boys spend too much time on rouge and gouache!

Think about it, it takes a lot of effort for a man to dress up as a woman, so that his skin is so delicate that no flaws can be seen. It is said that these boys get up two hours earlier than those crooked girls, just to put on makeup! Some people even have to put on makeup for several days without washing their face! 】

Everyone: ...That makes sense! Huh! Can I still want that face?
  System: [One more thing, although these boys are thin, they still have a period of growth!

Think about it, when they change their voices, this Adam's apple and that one will stick out. In case someone sees through it, this person will no longer be able to use it, and they will have to replace it. It doesn't cost money to buy another batch of little boys! 】

Everyone: ... silently calculated, it makes so much sense!
  How long does this little maid serve at home? Some have served their master since they were bought when they were seven or eight years old. After they have a family, they can continue to serve as a nanny. This is equivalent to an investment that will last a lifetime. It only takes two or three years to replace it!
  Princess Yu: ...It really speaks to my heart! My monthly income has been subsidized in those years!
  System: [This is the first one, the second one is still with King Yu! 】

Everyone: ...Sure enough, King Yu will find out sooner or later!
  System: [Think about it, this Prince Yu has had no children since he got married. Princess Yu takes a strict look at her. Her concubines are so tall... Anyway, if you do that thing with the light on, you can't stand straight! 】

Everyone:...Oh my God! How ugly that is! But this is a good idea. Next time my master asks for a baby, I will find it for him according to this standard!

Zhou Xixi and the girls: ...I'm still young and can't understand!

Princess Yu: ...This is the effect we want!
  System: [King Yu couldn't bear it anymore, so he just fell in love with the little maids who were all dressed up like flowers. It's normal for this dignified prince to fall in love with a little maid and do some unspeakable things, right? However, if this is implemented, wouldn't it be exposed that the maid disguised herself as a woman? 】

Everyone: ...Sure enough, this exposure means taking off your clothes!
  Zhou Xixi: [What then? 】

System: [King Yu will naturally be angry if he finds out! Think about it, King Yu is worried about his heir. Doesn’t Princess Yu do this to express her intention to kill his heir? Who is King Yu? He is the uncle of the current emperor! How can I tolerate such a jealous princess! 】

Everyone: ...(with some expectations) Then what?

System: [Later, King Yu left Princess Yu in the cold! I used to have sex with Princess Yu once a day, but then it became twice in two days! 】

Everyone: ...one seven makes seven, two seven forty-eight, March 8 Women's Day...

Princess Yu: ...(Feeling aggrieved) Isn’t that right? This neglect lasted until that night when the moon was dark and the wind was high!
  Zhou Xixi: [Thank God, this has finally come to an end. Otherwise, how many little boys would this Princess Honor have to boo! It’s best that these poor children don’t get psychologically distorted after pretending to be women for so many years! 】

System: [How come I just heard someone complimenting the princess on how beautiful her clothes are? Could this guy be blind? Princess Yu’s clothes are so pretty! 】

A person who praised the princess's beautiful clothes:...I'm blind, I admit it!
  System: [Princess Yu’s aesthetics! It’s really not something that ordinary people can appreciate! 】

Zhou Xixi: [How could that happen? I think it’s pretty good? ]    System: [This is for a banquet. The old lady hung her neck on a sling, which is why she was forced to change like this! 】

Second Madam: ...Why do I feel that this will be my drama from now on!

Everyone: ...What are you wearing? tell me the story!
  System Xiaobao hadn't thought about how to describe this, but heard Princess Jianing rush to Zhou Xixi and look at her in a bossy manner.

"Miss Thursday, my mother-in-law is right. I have decided to accept your apology. But since there is no need to kowtow to apologize, I must at least have this attitude. Let's do this. Let the little maid bring over a beaker of hot tea, and you can toast to me. Let the tea matter be over!"

Princess Jianing's eyes flashed with narrow eyes.

What kind of person is Zhou Xixi? In addition to being a "little steel cannon from the shoe sole factory", she is also a loyal fan of palace fights and house fights!
  When it comes to scheming, she, Niu Hulu, is ranked second every day, but I’m afraid no one is ranking first!
  [Let the little maid make hot tea? It has to be piping hot!
  Let me serve tea with both hands? If you don't take the tea bowl, I won't be burned!

After you burn a layer of skin off my tender hands, you can pretend to be kind and take it again.

As a result, I pretended to be weak and accidentally dropped the tea bowl. You'd better throw it at my face and pour the scalding hot tea on my face without any bias!
  So even if I don't get disfigured, I have to be permed for ten days and a half and I can't even think about going out? 】

Princess Jianing: ...Strange, how did she know what I was thinking!
  This princess asked ten of the smartest maids to come up with this idea!
  Zhou Xixi chuckled and winked at Princess Jianing.

"Thank you so much, Princess. However, this apology is a small matter. I really can't stand this poem, Princess. Tsk! If word spreads at this level, the reputation of our girls in the capital for their talent will be thrown into the moat." Go!"

As soon as Zhou Xixi said these words, the girls immediately turned their attention to the poem again.

right!

The reputation of this talented lady in the capital's elite circle is well-known throughout the Northern Dynasty!
  The future marriages of these noble ladies are not limited to the capital city, there are many princes and nobles who are entrenched in the local area.

Because of the outstanding reputation of this noble girl in the capital, every year the princes and noble families would submit a letter to the emperor to ask for her hand in marriage.

If Princess Jianing, as the leader of the Poetry Competition, actually made this poem and spread it, then wouldn't all the noble ladies they didn't even get the rankings be like idiots!
  OMG!

Therefore, thinking of me, except Xiong Qi, the other ladies are eagerly looking forward to Zhou Xixi's fight with Princess Jianing!
  Among this group of noble ladies, besides Princess Jianing, the one with the highest status is Miss Cheng San from Prince Duanjun’s Mansion!

Miss Cheng San did her job and walked up to the eldest princess and said.

"Auntie, I think what Miss Zhou said makes sense. Since Aunt Jianing has been wronged because of the poetry fight, we must give the fourth girl of the Zhou family a chance, so that we can witness Miss Zhou's literary talent!"

The eldest princess has already drank two pots of tea, cracked three plates of melon seeds, and is about to eat an apple. She is enjoying the excitement.

Why, I can't just watch a good show quietly!
   If you don’t vote after seeing this, the author has no confidence!

  Haha, see you tomorrow!

  
   
  (End of this chapter)

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