The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 31 How many good women are there?

Chapter 31 How many good women are there?
  This Mrs. Bear opened her mouth wide, and a huge chicken leg was actually stuffed into her mouth.

Everyone: "..." The legendary little cherry mouth is quite elastic!

The eldest princess glanced at Mrs. Xiong, who had her square face stretched into an equiangular trapezoid shape, and the corners of her mouth were still dripping with oil.

Yue!

How off-putting!
  The ladies here are all smart people, so they all picked up their chopsticks and started eating.

I don’t even care about secretly (and blatantly) looking at which girl.

Who dares not to eat the dishes prepared by the royal chef given by the emperor to the banquet at the eldest princess's palace.

The eldest princess glanced at the ladies who looked like they hadn't eaten in eight hundred years, and became even more upset!

She shouldn't have had a full flower-viewing party, and why not go horse riding in the countryside with Prince Consort Guo Guo?
  "Hey! Whose family does that little girl in pink with embroidered butterflies come from?"

The eldest princess was bored and her eyes drifted away, just in time to see the little girl sitting at the end of the banquet.

Wearing a pink dress, fair skin, a simple bun with gold and jade beads on it, round earlobes, and a pair of pink pearl earrings, she is cute and playful.

The point is, this girl doesn't act pretentious at all when she eats.

He was holding a big chicken leg with his bare hands and gnawing on it!
  The chicken drumstick was brought to the mouth, and the thin pink lips opened, revealing two rows of small porcelain white teeth. With one bite, half of the drumstick went into the mouth, grunting like a little rabbit eating a carrot. Close your mouth and start chewing.

The key is that this girl also has rich expressions. After taking a bite of the chicken leg, her little deer eyes immediately widened, first shining, and then narrowing in enjoyment!

"Your Highness, this is the fourth girl from Zhenbei General's Mansion." A female historian replied after asking about it.

The eldest princess became more and more happy as she watched, especially when Zhou Xixi picked up a piece of sour plum and put it in her mouth. She was so sour that her five senses squeezed together!

It’s exactly the same as her Mimi secretly eating sour plums!
  Mimi is the eldest princess’s playmate, a Persian cat!

Zhou Xixi was sitting quietly, how could she possibly think that she would be regarded as a cat?

"I've never seen this girl before, go and bring her over and let me have a look!"

The female historian responded hurriedly: "Yes!" and then walked towards Zhou Xixi.

Zhou Xixi didn't notice any of this. She enjoyed the food while listening to System Xiaobao's gossip.

The first target of System Xiaobao's gossip was Princess Jianing.

At this time, Princess Jianing was a little restless. She always felt a cold wind blowing from her back, as if there were several pairs of squinting eyes secretly staring at her!

That is a 360-degree, all-round gaze with no blind spots from top to bottom, from outside to inside!

Zhou Xixi: [Bao, what is the name of Princess Jianing? 】

System: [The surname is Tang, the single word is one heart. ] ˆ ˆ Zhou Xixi: [I said it looks like a big round pancake, so why is it named after sugar heart? Candy eggs? 】

Princess Jianing: "..." You look like a big round pancake! Your whole family looks like it! Is it okay that the father, the queen, the mother and the concubine are careful?
  Zhou Xixi: [How old are you? 】

System: [Fourteen years old, as old as the host, and his birthday is in the same month! It’s July, hey! Still the same day! Host, you were born on the same day, same year, same month! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Only fourteen years old? She looks like she is in her forties. A good girl imitates others by wearing gold and silver. She also wears ginger-yellow clothes and has no waist. Her body shape disadvantages are fully exposed. She has good skin and makeup. Is she here for a banquet or fishing? Kaizi? 】

Princess Jianing: "..." I, I, I... are really that old! What else is Feng Chenzhuang, and what is Diao Kaizi?
  Zhou Xixi: [This Prince Yu is the emperor’s uncle, he must be in his seventies, right? How can he still give birth to a teenage girl? His fertility is so strong! 】

System: [This Honored King is not that old, he is in his fifties. As for why I have never had children and only gave birth to a daughter in middle age, please wipe the shaobing residue from your mouth and listen to me slowly! 】

Zhou Xixi wiped her mouth and waited for the melon energy distributed by the system this time.

System: [This King Yu had no children when he was young, so he was definitely tricked by the old emperor! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Oh? 】

System: [Back then, the old emperor had four brothers. There was an eldest brother who was ten years older than him, and a second brother who was eight years older than him. The throne was originally going to be passed on to this eldest brother. Who knew that when his older brother ate boiled eggs? I forgot to drink water and choked to death! 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." The way of death of this ancient people is so unique. According to preliminary calculations, death from choking ranks first!
  System: [Later, the old emperor thought about passing the throne to his second brother. As a result, the second prince also forgot to drink water while eating fried eggs and choked to death! 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." It's so cool, the death rate from choking has increased by another percentage!
  System: [Then the throne should logically be passed on to the old emperor who was the third prince at the time. However, the old emperor had some ideas. He felt that this sequential succession was the objective reason for the untimely death of his two sons.

Therefore, as soon as the old emperor made a plan, he turned his attention to the fourth prince, who was already eighteen years old at that time, that is, Prince Yu. 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." This third prince is so unlucky! Watching this overwhelming wealth slip away from you! He also stretched out his little claws towards him!

System: [This old emperor is unwilling to give in! It happened that Prince Yu was choosing a concubine at that time.

There was a counselor named Zhen and Que De beside the old emperor. He gave the old emperor some advice. Even the concubines chosen by King Yu secretly gave them anti-pregnant drugs, and they were still the kind who were infertile for a long time! 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." That's really wicked! But isn’t this person stupid? Instead of giving infertility soup to every woman Prince Yu slept with, why not just kill Prince Yu's descendants with a bowl of medicine?
  System: After thinking about it, it makes sense! But why does it think someone is worse than Zhen Quede?

While the system was slandering the host, it also made a note of it. When it finished recording and was about to retract its little hand, it accidentally turned on the external touch mode again.

Therefore, a three-and-a-half-year-old cute voice with small breasts soon entered the minds of everyone here.

System: [King Yu has been childless since he married his concubine. He secretly visited the imperial doctor and the examination said he was fine. Later, King Yu started sleeping with women! According to incomplete statistics, King Yu slept with countless women in the past ten years, sleeping with an ovulating woman every three days on average! 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." She started counting with her fingers: one seven equals seven, two seven forty-eight, Women's Day on March 8, Labor Day on May 1,... Anyway, I slept with countless of them!
  Everyone: ...Oh my God, how many good women are there? !
  System: [Ten years later, the old emperor successfully succeeded to the throne. King Yu happened to be thirty-eight years old. I had given up all hope. I thought that I couldn’t always ignore the princess after so many years!
  So on a dark and windy night for a month, Prince Yu was unbearably lonely, so he got into Princess Yu's bed. Ten years have passed, and it was each other's first time for both of them. Naturally, they still remember that unforgettable moment. Dry firewood, a fire, and then beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. 】

Everyone:...

 Good night, see you tomorrow!
    
   
  (End of this chapter)

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