The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 24: Beauty and no brains but still fooling around

Chapter 24: Beauty and no brains but still fooling around

A row of carriages drove along East Street towards the Imperial City.

The sound of wooden cart wheels and warehouses turning was heard one after another.

From the Zhenbei General's Mansion to the Princess's Mansion in Jiyu Lane at the root of the Imperial City, the journey would go around half of the capital city, and with so many women there, it was like a snail's pace.

Half an hour later, halfway through the journey, accompanied by the rhythmic bumps of the carriage, everyone in the carriage except Zhou Xixi had already held hands with Duke Zhou.

I can't help it, I didn't even sleep well last night!
  Naturally, the second lady didn’t sleep well either!

At the beginning, more than a dozen well-armed guards marched forward in an orderly manner. However, halfway through, they had to crowd around the first carriage.

"Hoo~hoo~~poof!~~hic~~ho~~!"

The sound of a dozen horses kicking and pulling, coupled with the sound of wheels, and the various noises specially made by more than a dozen nursing homes, could not suppress the snoring coming from the first carriage!

Guard A: "It's so frustrating. The more we cover it up, the louder the noise inside becomes."

Guard B: "Who says it's not the case! The streets are full of people. If the common people hear the lady of the General Mansion snoring, I wonder how it will be spread!"

Nursing Home C: "The key is, this is not an ordinary snoring, this is a dream about killing the Thunder Lord!"

Nursing staff: "What's the point of saying all this? We have to think of a way to cover up this noise. What's the matter with our brother's business trip? Maybe if the news gets out, he'll get slapped on the back!"

The general's mansion was divided into two waves to protect the hospital.

The previous nursing home sent each other to send the uncle back home at night, and when they went to pick him up in the suburbs, because it was dark, the uncle blended into the night. This time, the nursing home was stunned and searched for three hours but couldn't find the uncle. The uncle was sitting on a table. He fell asleep on a stone meters away.

As a result, each person in this wave of nursing homes received twenty boards, and they are still lying down recovering from their injuries!
  A group of people outside were worried. Zhou Xixi had no idea that she was listening to System Xiaobao telling her about the eldest princess!
  Zhou Xixi: [This eldest princess is really to my taste. She is so beautiful but has no brains and is still fooling around! 】

The system glanced around, the host's words were bold enough!
  System: [We are all princesses, and we don’t expect to get a good reputation and get married by playing music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Isn’t it better to eat, drink, and have fun every day than just pretending to be happy? 】

Zhou Xixi nodded in agreement.

A little concubine like her in the General's Palace wants to lie down and be a salted fish anytime and anywhere. The eldest princess can't live up to her parents even if she doesn't reveal her identity!

However, Zhou Xixi soon thought of another question.

[As long as a woman in ancient times is not unlucky and has to attend the funeral of her parents, she should get married at the age of seventeen at most, right? How come the eldest princess has been delayed until she is 20 years old? 】

The system checked its own information base again.

System: [Oh! The reason is that the princess has high eyesight, and most young men from aristocratic families cannot catch her eye.

The eldest princess has been arranged by the old emperor to go on a blind date since she was fifteen years old. Either she disliked the man being too tall, or he disliked the man being too fair, or she disliked the man because he was too well-read... so this was delayed. 20 years old. 】

Zhou Xixi: [Then the current prince-in-law either has all the conditions to meet the eldest princess’s taste, or is the eldest princess’s pick at random? 】

The system found that since the host left the house, his IQ was as if he had been on the Shenzhou 7!

System: [How should I put it? Today’s prince-in-law cannot say that he is a charming young man! She's not too tall, her skin isn't too fair, and she doesn't read books very well. The eldest princess just fell in love with her!
  That's right, this status means that the eldest princess has no scruples.

The Prince Consort is not from the Northern Dynasty, he is a proton sent by the Nan'an Dynasty! 】

Zhou Xixi: [I know what a proton is, it’s just a hostage! 】

System: "..." Are you polite?
  System: [Today's land territory is divided into eight large areas. The Northern Dynasty and the Southern An Dynasty are adjacent and cover the largest area. The other six dynasties are just small subsidiary countries.

The Nan'an Dynasty was located in the southeastern area of ​​the Northern Dynasties. It is said that the economy was more developed and they were mostly engaged in overseas trade. The two countries fought a war two hundred years ago. It is said that a fish swam from Nan'an to the Northern Dynasty. It was originally about a fish, but it was rumored by fishermen on the other side of the dividing line to the capital.

Those old ministers had developed mammary gland hyperplasia due to their idle time, and felt extremely humiliated.

My uncle can't bear it, but my aunt can't!
  After all this shouting and inciting, a fight broke out! 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." I have read countless history books, but this is the first time I have heard of such a bizarre triggering event!
  [Who won later? 】

The system was buzzing and looking around again.

[My information is missing a page, which happens to be the page about the ending of the war. 】

Zhou Xixi: "..." Still like this!

Forget it, she doesn’t care anyway, it’s just the background of the story, she just needs to have a general understanding!
  【and after? 】

System: [Later, the two countries made an alliance and had good relations with each other. One of the provisions was that the two countries sent envoys to station in the other country for a long time. They were said to be envoys. The brackets were clearly marked, and the identity must be a prince or princess! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Hot fire! Is this Prince Consort still the prince of Nan'an Kingdom? 】

System: [Yes! The current old king of Nan'an Kingdom only has two sons. The eldest son naturally has to guard the inheritance. This prince-in-law is the second prince! 】

What's wrong with Zhou Xixi?

[The marriage between the prince and the princess is supposed to be a good story, but the princess's marriage is still in the past. Why does the prince feel a bit useless when he marries into his wife? 】

System: [This is just an accident. The willow tree is rushing to grow buds. There is no way! 】

The conversation in the car was lively, and a group of nurses outside the car finally thought of a way.

Nursing Home A: "Let's see, let's send a woman to find a stocking...kerchief to cover the eldest lady's mouth. Everyone will pretend they didn't see it and shake their heads when asked!"

All Protectors: ...What a bad idea, call me!

The guard armor ran away with his head in his hands!
  Nursing Home B: "Let's see, let's find a woman to knock the eldest lady unconscious with a mallet! A fainted person will definitely not be able to snore!"

Public Protectorate: ...Take a mallet and knock you out, you little bastard!

Nursing Home B held his head and ran away!
  Nursing Home C: "Well, since we can't do anything to the eldest lady, we will send someone to sit next to the coachman and pretend to be asleep. If someone hears the snoring, we will push him!
  Is this a move called reciprocating a favor? Zhang Guan Li Dai? Put the blame on others! "

Nurse B was ready to run away with his head in his arms, but everyone gave him a thumbs up.

The next moment, Nursing Home B was sitting next to the coachman with a sobbing face.

Why am I the one who got hurt!

I also want to take advantage of this errand to meet my little wife by chance!
  Let me ask you, which little girl who is not pretty and whose family is not well-off would want to find someone who snores like thunder!
  The carriage continued to move forward, and the lady in the carriage was still sleeping soundly.

The system has already started talking about the eldest princess’s marriage.

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