The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 21 My dad turns out to be a handsome guy

System Xiaobao accidentally "followed" the deputy manager and accidentally saw this eye-catching scene. He waved his hand to cover his eyes. Another accident, the external broadcast function was turned on!
  Zhou Xixi waited anxiously, and wanted to wave the system again, but when her hand was in the air, she recalled how difficult this coquettish person was, so she took her hand back again.

【Hehehe! 】

【Hahaha! 】

【Quack, quack, quack! 】

Zhou Xixi: [What’s wrong! If you have something to say, say it! 】

The system couldn't hold back thinking about that picture!

【Host! You let me laugh for a while! Hahaha, hahaha...]

Everyone: That little baby called System, come here! We promise not to beat you to death!
  After half a cup of tea, the system stretched out its chubby finger and pressed the recording function.

The path from the main courtyard to Wutong Garden.

Three big-bodied ladies said: Good luck to the second master, I know you are coming back to the house. The second wife asked us old slaves to welcome the second master back to the main courtyard. The second wife has prepared wine and food for the second master to welcome him!

Second Master: (Putting his right hand to his mouth with a fist) Cough, tell your wife that I have something to do tonight and will return to the main courtyard early tomorrow morning.

(The three old ladies here are referred to as “grandmothers.”)
  Mother-in-law: (holding hands to block the road) The second master has been away for several months and has not returned home. The second wife is always thinking about the second master. The mistress is the eldest, so the second master must give the second wife some face. In the future, Aunt Liu It’s better to be a human being, isn’t it?

This tone was euphemistic, almost saying: If the second master does not return to the main courtyard, but goes directly to Aunt Liu's courtyard, he will not be afraid that the second lady will wear small shoes for Aunt Liu in the future!
  This is a naked threat!

Zhou Xixi: Yo! These women are so powerful!

Everyone: (trembling) You are so brave, are you not afraid of ruining your job?
  Second Master: (black face) Be bold! Who told you to say this?

Mother-in-law: (Shaking her head like a rattle) We didn’t tell you that this was what the second lady asked! Even if I kill you, I won’t tell you!

Zhou Xixi and everyone:...

Second Master: (sneering) I’ll give you one more chance, give way or not?

Mother-in-law: (shivering and looking at each other, they all knelt down) Second Master! You have pity on our old woman who still has to support the family even though she is old! If you don't go back to the main courtyard, the Second Madam will fire the old lady. If there is no errand, my family of eight will die, and the Second Master will become a murderer!

Second Master: (What did I do? How did I become a murderer?) Forget it, let’s see how I deal with you in the future!

The second master flicked his sleeves, turned around and walked towards the main courtyard.

[Recording NO.1 completed! 】

[System summary statement: The second master met Diao Nu, and the master’s prestige gradually weakened. Diao Nu had many tricks and strategies, and the results of a round of PK were announced as follows: Diao Nu KOs the second master! 】

[Recording NO2 begins! 】

Scene: The main room in the west courtyard of the General's Mansion.

Second Master: (snorts and kicks open the inner curtain) Sui Mei Ni! I think you are going to rebel!

Second Lady: (Red bellyband, bloomers, very charming.) Oh! What's wrong with the second master? What did I do wrong? I got angry as soon as I came back. Why, I haven’t opened a meat-and-vegetarian restaurant in months!

Zhou Xixi: I don’t understand!
  Everyone: Can I hear this?
  Second Master: (Narrowing his eyes, the heat rushes somewhere) Cough! Don't...make trouble. I'll...discuss some...things with my dear girl. I'll be back later.

Second Madam: (Step forward and grab the Second Master’s hand) Well, Second Master, please go and do your work, I am waiting for you in the room! (He bows his head shyly.)
  Second Master: (touching the second wife’s face) Minnie still knows the general idea.

The second master is leaving, right? What's going on with the two legs hanging around his waist? ...It feels slippery and feels good!
  Zhou Xixi: I can’t understand!
  Everyone: Why can’t I see this scene?
  Old lady: This ungrateful daughter-in-law!
  Second Master: (swallowing) I’m tired of... my husband, madam, let’s settle it down!
  Second Lady: Come on!

Red Luan tent, long night dream, crackling sound!
  System: [Beep beep beep... beep beep beep...]

Zhou Xixi: [What do you mean, the system is broken? 】

System: [No, the following plot is not suitable for children, so it needs to be blocked by mosaic. 】

Everyone: ...We are adults, why can’t we listen!
  March 3rd, Yinzheng time.

Zhou Xixi was dug out of the bed by Xi Zhi for the second time.

"It's not the first or fifteenth day of the lunar month, and I don't have to go greet the old lady. Why are you getting up so early?"

Zhou Xixi closed her eyes and let Shoya comb her hair with her head like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Girl, I forgot, I have to go to the eldest princess's house for a banquet today." Fat Ya brought out a plate of white and plump meat buns.

Zhou Xixi woke up with a start.

"Fat Ya, have you washed your hands?"

Zhou Xixi thought of the fat girl who had a head of dog shit on her head yesterday and couldn't eat the fat white buns no matter what.

The fat girl nodded: "Now that you've washed it, don't expose my shorts. I took a bath last night and washed my hands when I went to get the buns today. Look how white they are!"

Xi Zhi twisted the hot handkerchief and used it to clean Zhou Xixi's face.

Zhou Xixi closed her eyes again and allowed the two maids to give her instructions.

Xizhi: "Girl, let's take a bite. I'll go to the old lady's house later and they won't even have hot soup. I'll just be eating steamed buns."

Zhou Xixi: "Why?"

She remembered that the last time she had a table of food, she was almost full!

"I'm going to the eldest princess's mansion for a banquet today. Try not to drink soup before going to the banquet to avoid paying tribute in the middle."

Going out means going to the toilet.

Zhou Xixi opened her eyes and looked at Xizhi, "The eldest princess's mansion doesn't even have a toilet?"

Xizhi: "That's not true, it's just not convenient."

The ancient rules are so troublesome!

If you're not allowed to drink it, just drink it. Zhou Xixi picked up a bun and choked it into her stomach.

It's been an hour since I finished dressing up.

Oh my dear, it takes two hours to comb your hair, put on makeup, and change clothes!

Zhou Xixi said that in modern times, ten boxes of shoe soles can be produced in two hours, and the commission is fifty or sixty yuan!

What a waste of life!

When Zhou Xixi took Xi Zhi into Ci'an Hall, everyone was there.

As the last one, Zhou Xixi felt no guilt.

When greeting everyone, Zhou Xixi unexpectedly met the legendary eldest master and the second master who was the gossip last night!

【Mom! Why is my uncle like coal! 】

The old man: ...it’s my mother’s fault, what can I do?
  Last night, I listened to the second room's sexual affair all night long. The eldest man accepted that he could hear the inexplicable sounds very smoothly.

After saying hello to the big room, Zhou Xixi raised her eyes to look at her cheap dad.

【Hot fire! Beautiful man! My dad turns out to be a handsome guy! 】

Second Master: There was too much noise last night. It was the first time I heard such a sound.

Sure enough, father and daughter are connected, and the father can actually understand the girl's inner thoughts.

Woohoo!
  After Zhou Xixi finished paying her respects, the old lady was helped out by Granny Zheng.

The old lady looked listless and listless.

"Mom, didn't you sleep well? Your eyes are green now. When it gets dark, ask the housekeeper to ask a doctor to prescribe some soothing medicine for you."

The second master said to himself, the old lady was in good spirits yesterday, but why did she seem to be a different person overnight?

Hearing this, the old lady looked around her second son's face. When she was usually cared about by her favorite second son, the old lady would have been elated.

At this time, she was very worried: Why can't I sleep well and you two can't do anything?

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