The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 2 Cherish life and stay away from sticky bean buns
  When Zhou Xixi's soul traveled to the original owner, he went to the back garden to pick the fluffy, freshly wrapped peaches because he was playful. As a result, he slipped on the cobblestones that had just been wet from the rain and landed on the back of his head. Passed out on the spot.

(The above statement was later confirmed to be adulterated with water.)
  The dizzy state lasted for two days. When she opened her eyes again, the fourth girl of the Zhou family had completely changed her mind.

Because there was no memory of the original owner, and there was no drama about other time travelers holding the script, Zhou Xixi just pretended to be stupid and hid for two days on the excuse of being dizzy.

The eldest maid and the little maid didn't have any doubts. The fourth lady fell down and they were punished as much as they should be punished and sold some of the ones that should be sold.

The remaining few who are timid and fearful should keep silent if the master does not say a word. They eat, drink and sleep when they should. They also wash their faces and brush their teeth by themselves. They have no symptoms of incontinence. It is too late for them to burn incense. .

But Zhou Xixi was worried. If she could get away with it for a day or two, wouldn't it be too late?
  Fortunately, her Mr. Mighty system arrived just in time.

The four great blessings in life: heavy rain after a long drought, being named on the gold medal list, having flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and holding the system in hand!
  Closer to home.

Zhou Xixi heard the system talk about the three children of General Zhou Xing.

The eldest son's name is Zhou Qiao, the second son's name is Zhou Bai, and the youngest daughter's name is Zhou Yanyan.

Zhou Xixi said "tsk tsk" twice, thinking that this name has nothing special about it!

Didn't people in ancient times have their own opinions on naming their children? They either hoped that they would become officials or hope that they would make a fortune.

These three names come from the General's Mansion, why do they sound so ordinary!

The system rolled its eyes, and the voice of the three-year-old baby came out.

[Speaking of naming, it’s not easy for these three children from the old general to him! Legend. It is said to be so. The fact is,]

Zhou Xixi spit out the melon seed skin and raised her eyelashes.

"No, I'm telling you, Mighty Little Baby, your system is unprofessional. Don't you claim to know everything? Why do you still need so much foreshadowing?"

System: [Death Sign! It is very impolite to interrupt the system to speak! Haha! 】

Zhou Xixi opened her mouth and yawned, but was choked back by Naixi Xiaobao's angrily groaning voice, and she raised her hands in surrender.

"Okay, okay, you continue!"

【Hum hum! 】After taking a few breaths, the system continued.

[In fact, this old general Zhou was an orphan. It is said that he almost starved to death when he was begging on the street when he was a child. It was a scholar named Zhou who rescued him and took him in. This Zhou Xiucai married a wife. I don’t know whether the couple is male infertile, female infertile, or both are infertile. In short, they have not even had a child after many years of marriage! 】

Zhou Xixi: "."

No, system, are you sure that I, a 14-year-old, underage, still a flower of the motherland, a weak and fragile girl, can hear this?
  Also, are you polite?
  When giving birth to a child, you can still use the word "laid"!
  If we haven’t learned Chinese well, can we go back and start over?

[Later, Zhou Xiucai and his wife discussed and adopted General Zhou into their own home. This Zhou Xiucai came from a poor family. After winning the imperial examination in his early years, the poor family had to live as a pantyhose, so he stopped studying and rushed for the exam and found a teaching job in a private school in the town. 】

Zhou Xixi: "."

He rubbed his arms. This year, the heat was okay, but in the severe winter, how could he survive with only a pair of underpants?
  The picture was too aesthetically pleasing for her fertile imagination.

[Although Zhou Xiucai and his wife did not have a son, they raised General Zhou as their own. Zhou Xiucai named the child Zhou Xing, whose courtesy name was Bozhong. The name comes from the chapter "The Book of Songs·Guofeng·Nanfeng·Juaner", "Zhibi Zhouxing", which means that the vegetable basket was abandoned by the road. This name is fitting for the occasion, as Zhou Xing was picked up on the roadside. 】

Zhou Xixi: "."

He held his chin with both hands, and his mind was full of black lines￥&*&￥. What the hell? Can't understand!
  It cannot be said that we are cultural people!
  [The most regretful thing about Zhou Xiucai's life was that he could no longer be a scholar. He pinned all his ambitions on Zhou Xing. Who would have thought that Zhou Xing was not good at studying. He would feel sleepy as soon as he entered the private school and dozed off as soon as he read a book, but as soon as he picked up the stick and danced like a tiger, he was like a tiger. For this reason, Zhou Xiucai was so angry that he suffered from prostate problems several times. In the end, he had to accept his fate and sent Zhou Xing to a martial arts gym. 】

[Zhou Xing went to the military camp when he was fifteen years old. He fought several good battles on the east, west, north and south borders through life and death, and became a member of hundreds or thousands of households. Later, he married the only daughter of Zheng Guogong, who was a general at the time, and became a prestigious young man. General. 】

Zhou Xixi: "Oh! You're so lucky! The poor boy has become a relative of the emperor, and the toad has eaten the swan meat!"

【Shut up! Although Zhou Xing was a picked-up child, and although Zhou Xiucai's family was poor, they were still serious scholars. The most important thing is that young man Zhou Xing, with his appearance and figure, bah! (The system sucked Harazi back). Except for the royal family members of the Great Northern Dynasty, who could compare with him, the rest of them were useless in front of him! 】

Zhou Yankong Xi's curiosity skyrocketed, and she regretted that there was no image in the system so that she could have a glimpse of Mr. Zhou's youthful demeanor.

In the north, there is still snow stubble blowing in March, howling!
  An old man, Zhou Xing, was wrapped in a large greased leather cloak with a full face and beard, and a tube of crystal clear snot was stuck to his chin. He put his big palm up, and the palm of his hand was sticky, and the back of his hand was sticky. With a "pop", he wiped the A piece of snot vermicelli was thrown out.

"Haha, why do I hear some people praising me as a handsome general! He has great vision!"

The system shuddered and buzzed for two seconds before returning to normal.

Here, Zhou Xixi still looked like a nymphomaniac.

【Ahem! Please concentrate and listen to the system's instructions! 】

[After Zhou Xing married Miss Zheng, they lived in the capital. Later, Zhou Xing brought Zhou Xiucai and his wife over from the town. Miss Zheng is a lady, well-bred, and a reasonable person. She doesn't dislike Zhou Xiucai and his wife. She is a humble, filial and considerate person. 】

[It is a pity that Zhou Xiucai and his wife did not enjoy two years of happiness. One day, Zhou Xiucai choked to death while eating sticky bean buns with red bean filling. A few days later, Mrs. Zhou also choked to death while eating sticky bean buns with mung bean filling! 】

Zhou Xixi: "."

hehe! This sticky bean bun is made with all-purpose glue, right?
  Zhou Xixi secretly vowed to cherish life and stay away from sticky bean buns!

The system paused and took a look at the chat history between the two.

It seems a bit crooked!

[Well, let’s talk about the naming thing. The names of the uncle, second uncle and eldest lady of the General’s Mansion were all given by the old lady Zheng. The allusions also come from the Book of Songs. 】

Zhou Xixi: "..."

It doesn't matter, this sheep in the Book of Songs is strong and fat, and its wool is thick, but it can be used even if it is covered with wool!

　The first ancient Chinese novel, just a few words.

　　First, there are no bad guys in the whole story, only different personalities.

　　Second, the tone focuses on light-hearted humor. If the humor goes too far, the author will not hold back!

　　Three, there is a male protagonist, there is a male protagonist, there is a male protagonist, don’t rush the plot!
  　　Fourth, the author will not write too professionally about ancient costumes, etiquette, architecture, etc., but try to write about it as much as possible. Don’t dislike it!
  　　Five, system + mind reading, no abuse, just relax and watch!

　　6. If you don’t like taking detours, don’t spray!

　　Seven, reject one, two, three or four stars, five-star praise!

　　Eight, post!

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)