The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 10 A hundred years of professional feces removal
  A group of people were waiting and did not bother to study the source of the sound.

Who hasn’t ordered special functions yet?
  The old lady and everyone here have a pretentious heart and always feel that they are different from others.

No, I can listen to my heart, and I can also hear a three-and-a-half-year-old baby gossiping about takeaways.

The system didn't wait for Zhou Xixi to ask questions. After seeing the little girl burping after eating, the system automatically started pouring out the information it saw.

System: [Uncle hasn’t gotten up yet! 】

Zhou Xixi: [It’s only around six o’clock in the morning, the sun hasn’t come out yet, and the roosters haven’t crowed yet. Who is so perverted as to come and have breakfast with me so early! 】

Everyone: This is not the point, continue!
  System: [Uncle, I don’t wear pajamas when I sleep. 】

Zhou Xixi: [Sleeping naked does not distinguish between eras. It is said that sleeping naked has many benefits, such as... In short, the main point is to save clothes! 】

Everyone: This is not the point, continue!

Madam: Impossible! After kneeling down and mopping the floor last night, I asked Aunt Yun to give him an undershirt.

System: [Uncle snores, grinds his teeth and farts while sleeping! 】

Zhou Xixi:【……】

Everyone: They looked at the eldest lady quietly, with expressions of sympathy on their faces.

Madam: I don’t know, don’t ask me... I said there is always a strange smell in the bed every time I get up!
  Zhou Xixi: [Unify! What does this have to do with the uncle not coming to say hello? 】

Before the rooster crows and before dawn, a modern person like her can crawl out of bed. This man must be in his thirties, can he still get up?

System: [The uncle is so embarrassed that he can’t get out of the house! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Mom! Was it so exciting last night? I heard that some people scratched their backs and scratched their necks at most, but I didn’t see anyone scratching their faces! Shouldn't I bite my lip? 】

Everyone: What do you mean?
  Madam: (covering face) Don’t say that, it’s embarrassing!

System: [The uncle's face was scratched by the eldest lady. Last night, the eldest lady rushed into the woodshed with several tall women. Without saying a word, they took out the adulterer and the adulterous woman. The eldest lady took action. I scratched the uncle’s face! Tsk tsk! 】

Zhou Xixi: [Okay! My eldest aunt is really a hero among women! If it were me, the third leg would have to be chopped off! 】

Uncle Dafang: Sitting on the bucket, I looked down at a certain place. It’s okay! fine!
  Everyone: Shocked! I've never heard of you, but I understand what you mean.

Madam: I puffed up my chest and felt proud for once!
  Should! If you cheat again, I'll castrate you next time!
  Old Madam: She glanced at the Eldest Madam secretly.

During the breakfast meal, everyone was trembling and had their own thoughts.

The faces of the eldest girl, the second girl, and the third girl all turned red. Are these words something girls like her who have not yet left the government can hear?
  They couldn't say anything, they had to hold on and act like they didn't know what to do.

After breakfast, I returned to the hall and the maid served tea.

The old lady returned to her kind demeanor and cleared her throat.

"It will be March 3rd in two days. Two days ago, the mansion received an invitation from the eldest princess's mansion, asking the female family members to go to the princess's mansion to appreciate the flowers and compose poems.

In previous years, the eldest daughter-in-law would go there with the children, but this year Shiren is not in Beijing, and there is no holiday at Shiyi Academy. I think we should let all the girls go with us! The second daughter-in-law also went over to help take care of it! "

The eldest lady was still confused. When she heard what the old lady said, she concluded that she didn't know anything and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The second lady has not had such a good job in these years, and now she feels happy. Going out to enjoy the flowers is the second most important thing. The main reason is that the second lady is sixteen years old this year, and the marriage should be done accordingly.

The people who can get wedding invitations from the eldest princess's house are all powerful people in the capital. Her family has been growing beautiful and talented for a long time. She will definitely catch the eyes of those powerful ladies, and maybe some county princess will also take a fancy to her!
  The eldest lady also has her own plans.

At first, when I heard that the old lady asked the second daughter-in-law to follow her, it sounded like she was depriving her of power. But if you think about it carefully, with the second daughter-in-law helping her look after the other girls, she could concentrate on her. It’s time for the older girl to visit her husband’s family!

At this moment, the eldest lady had already sent her daughter to the bridal chamber in her mind.

Regarding the marriage of several girls, the old lady couldn't say anything in front of the girls. She planned to leave her two daughters-in-law behind for a while and have to give them some guidance. However, when the old lady raised her head, what a good guy! There is no need for their own advice. Both daughters-in-law have already thought about what gifts to give to their future grandson on his 100th birthday!

"Okay, let's all disperse! Go back and prepare the clothes for going to the eldest princess's mansion the day after tomorrow, and remember to abide by the rules and don't embarrass our general's mansion!..."

The old lady explained a few more words and waved her hands to everyone.

"Yes."

The first lady and the second wife led several girls to salute the old lady and then left one by one.

After they left the hall, Nanny Zheng walked up to the old lady and winked at the little maids.

Several little maids also withdrew.

"Old madam, I have found out clearly that the uncle drank wine last night. When he returned to the inner courtyard, he just walked to the east corner gate when a little girl bumped into him. The uncle took advantage of the wine and dragged her to the woodshed... Later, the uncle The madam went with a few wives,..."

The old lady opened her mouth in shock and couldn't close it. She waited for a long time before asking: "What is the identity of that little hoof?"

It’s not easy for a little girl to take the initiative to throw herself into my arms!

"The daughter of the old Xingtou family who picks shit."

The old lady was so disgusted that she covered her nose with a handkerchief.

"Why did you find such a thing!"

The eldest son is born like coal, why is he so obsessed with aesthetics?

Aunt Zheng was the maid who had been with the old lady early in the morning, and later married a young general who was close to the old general. This young general followed the old general in all the wars, and when he saw that he was about to win the war, he would be rewarded with a hundred yuan after he came back. The household will be established, and from now on the family will be able to honor its ancestors.

Unfortunately, this young general was so unlucky that he was struck to death by a thunderbolt while going to the toilet at night.

Aunt Zheng cried her whole life. Later, she tied up her hair and became the nanny next to the old lady, and she gave up her thoughts of getting married.

The old lady has been unable to trust anyone for so many years, and the one she trusts the most is the one next to her.

Aunt Zheng has been in the mansion for so many years and has become a know-it-all. There is nothing in the mansion that she doesn't know.

Speaking of the shit-picking old Xingtou, Granny Zheng naturally knows about it.

"This old Xingtou's father used to dig out cesspits for every family in our old lady's hometown.

The old man saw that he was very good at scooping out excrement, so he took him into his house.

Later, Lao Xingtou's father passed away, and the skill of scooping out manure was passed on to Lao Xingtou.

The old Xing family originally planned to pass on this craft under the slogan of "Professional excrement for a hundred years", but they didn't know that the old Xingtou's old woman gave birth to a girl.

老邢头这愿望眼看着要落空，邢老婆子想着给家里招个上门女婿，可是清白人家的儿子谁愿意学这臭烘烘的手艺呀，这一耽搁，老邢头的闺女就十八岁了.

The little girl is so pretty and her mind is full of life. …”

The old lady listened to the story with a taste, and she shivered in her heart.

Lao Xingtou's daughter won't like the strong physique of her husband. She should let him learn her father's craftsmanship!

No!

Absolutely not!

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