My whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, and I won money on the road to exile.

Chapter 65 Bird poops

[Ah - as expected of my dad, this is just a village woman scolding the street, all kinds of weird ways to die, what on earth is going on in my dad’s head]

"A car will crush you to death, water will drown you, a donkey will kick you to death, a dog will chew you to death, Chapter 65 A bird will poop and peck you to death..."

Su Chengyi yelled louder and louder,

"Fire will rain down from the sky and burn you to death, and an earthquake will collapse a pit and bury you..."

If it weren't for him in the prison car, he was slapping his thighs, poking Gu Tai's face with his fat fingers, and jumping up and down and scolding him. For some reason, this scene suddenly appeared in Sumi Bao's mind.

The more her father scolded, the more excited he got, spraying saliva all over the dog. The dogs were stunned for a moment.

Seeing Gu Tai's face turned completely dark, Sumi Bao became really anxious.

Your Majesty, the Dog Emperor, please come quickly. If you don't come, my father will be eaten by dogs.

Sumi Bao was very worried. He couldn't help but look at the main gate of the Criminal Department with his big round eyes. Look at the sky, then look at the ground.

The morning light is beginning to appear, and the sky is full of glow in the east...

what,

Why does this Xiaguang look wrong?

Before Sumi Bao could figure it out.

Boom!

There was a muffled sound that shook the earth,

Ah - wow wow - quack -

Bursts of chirping of birds and beasts came from the east, and then people watched helplessly as the black clouds slowly rose from the eastern sky...

"what is that?"

"It rained heavily in the middle of the night yesterday, and there was such a noise."

"Why does the sky in the east become so red?"

"Ah, those are not black clouds, those are birds, many, many birds."

“Isn’t it the imperial mausoleum where there are many birds in Dongshan?”

"Did the sound just now come from the imperial mausoleum?"

……

The officers and prisoners in the courtyard were talking quietly...

[What red cloud? Isn’t that an earthquake cloud? 】

what--

Sumibao said, "It's broken. Isn't the earthquake going to happen earlier?"

The earthquake cloud, the sound just now, and the flying birds are clearly precursors of an earthquake.

You know, in many places there will be something strange before an earthquake. For example, the sky turns red, birds fly around, ants move, frogs pass by, mice run around...

"Ah, mouse—"

The prisoners suddenly became commotion, and everyone was surprised to find rats running wildly in the yard as if being chased by something scary.

"Release the dogs!"

Gu Tai looked at these strange things with a flash of doubt in his eyes.

He was burned to a black egg by the palace lantern last night in the palace, so he took a break early this morning and asked for leave. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to show up here early in the morning.

But now that there is something strange happening in the capital, the emperor will definitely call him into the palace to discuss matters. He has no time here.

It's broken, I can't let the dog eat my dad.

In desperation, Sumibao quickly called the rabbit above him who had been pretending to be dead.

"Rabbit, think of a way to stop that dog before it bites my dad."

"Master, you think I'm a dog. You asked me to stop that dog. I'm just a rabbit. If I deliver it, it'll be an extra plate of food."

The rabbit chattered on Sumi Bao's head.

"Who asked you to go up? Come on, think of a way, use your power, let-"

Sumi Bao looked at more and more birds in the sky and suddenly had an idea.

"Rabbit, can you let all those birds fly over? Let them peck Gu Tai, the people he brought, and the dog. Yes, put some bees to sting the dog and Gu Tai."

"I can, I can, but after I do this, I will—"

There was no time, so Sumi Bao immediately interrupted Rabbit, "It's good if you can, hurry up, let the birds and bees come over. By the way, let them only deal with Gu Tai's people."

Sumi Bao doesn't want to listen to the babbling rabbit. The rabbit is just a white person and doesn't speak the truth. She didn't bother to listen.

Even if something does happen, it will happen in the future. Let’s get over the current difficulty first and then talk about it.

If she doesn't save him, her father will really be eaten by dogs.

"Ah - bird -"

"Ah, no, it's a bee - don't come over -"

Wang Wang Wang --

First, a swarm of bees buzzed in, chasing the Zhaowei and stinging them. The dog was also covered in bees. The dog was barking and wagging its tail wildly, but it turned out to be a bee.

Gu Tai reacted quickly. When he saw the bees flying towards him, he raised his cloak with a roar and covered his head and face.

"Call the birds over and the eagles to take away Gu Tai's cloak."

Sumibao looked at Zhaowei's dogs running around and happily called rabbit. Hurry up and take away Gu Tai's cloak. How can you let that bad guy hide?

"Ah, don't come here, there are so many birds. Don't peck me. Ah - shit -"

Zhaowei screamed.

No matter how strong they are, they can't resist so many birds coming at them.

All kinds of birds like dark clouds flew over, flapping and pecking at these people.

As they ran, they stepped on the old uncle who was running around, and fell down. The scene was chaotic.

The prisoners did not dare to move or run, for fear of bumping into the officers when they ran. The officers would not say anything about beating them, but it would be terrible if they reached out and grabbed them to block the bees. So when the bees and birds came, the prisoners hurriedly squatted down and gathered together. The women and children held their heads and hid under the wooden shackles of the men. Everyone stamped their feet together. Keep birds away.

Mice can't get close to them, and bees don't seem to like their smell and don't sting them. (Hey, it’s actually made by a rabbit)

"Ah - don't come here, I'll kill you beast!"

A huge eagle stretched out its sharp claws and snatched the cloak off Gu Taimeng's head. More birds flew over and pooped on his body and face, scratching, pecking and scratching——

In full view of everyone, Gu Tai's hat fell off, his hair was gone, his eyebrows were gone, his beard was gone...

what,

Why did Captain Gu turn into a round egg in the blink of an eye?

And it’s still a round egg with bird poop on its face!

Hahaha--

Sumi Bao finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

She had forgotten about it.

Last night, she set fire to Gu Tai in the palace. All his eyebrows, beard, and hair were burned off, and his whole head turned into a bald egg without any hair.

"Archer!"

Gu Tai's roar sounded.

Is Gu Tai going to shoot these birds to death?

"Rabbit, let the birds disperse. Hurry-"

Everything is fate, and Sumi Bao doesn't want to see the birds being shot to death just after they helped her a lot.

Yeah yeah yeah——

The unpleasant cries of crows were like a decree coming from the sky. The bees buzzed upwards, the birds also flew upwards, and the mice ran away.

The whole compound was in a mess and dead silence.

Gu Tai opened his blood-red eyes and looked at the dead mice and bird droppings in the courtyard, as well as the big wolf dog lying motionless on the ground not far away.

Is this a poisonous bee?

I felt a sharp itching on my face where the bee stung me.

[Kill them, no one from the Su family will be left alive]

[You can’t kill them here, kill them after leaving the city]

[I will never let go of the Su family, I will make them die more miserably than the other]

Listening to Gu Tai's heart gnashing his teeth, Sumi Bao's heart skipped a beat.

(End of this chapter)