All the villains can hear my voice

Chapter 9 It’s more convenient to poop

Although Countess Pingcheng lowered her voice out of concern for children, the two girls still vaguely heard it, and then almost choked on their own saliva, their eyes were shocked: I, I, I heard something!
  Mrs. Liu also fell silent, her face full of incredible shock: "I, what did I hear?"
  Three pairs of eyes followed Countess Pingcheng's line of sight. They were looking at each other with Mrs. Liu Zhangmin. For some reason, Mrs. Liu suddenly slipped and almost fell down. Fortunately, she was caught behind her. My son helped me in time.

The three of them quickly looked away, as if they were almost caught cheating on an exam, and they didn't dare to look over there again. If they could raise their eyes, they could see the embarrassment and impatience in Mrs. Liu Zhangmin's back as she got into the carriage.

"It's because those concubines' butts smell like sweet potatoes."

Countess Pingcheng here continued to break the news, saying quietly.

The silence in the air was now deafening.

It seems that compared to loving to smell my concubine’s farts and saying that my concubine’s farts smell like sweet potatoes, falling into a manure pit and choking on a few mouthfuls of feces is really nothing.
  After reacting for a while, Mrs. Liu thought hard.

Two girls: sweet potato, fragrant sweet potato, it’s not clean anymore

In the Marquis of Changxing's Mansion, Mrs. Marquis of Changxing had calmed down. She was half-lying on a soft couch, discussing with the Marquis of Changxing, Chuanhai, and Chuanrui's family what they heard from Chuanwen.

As for why they are called Chuanwen, firstly, they are now part of the Hou Mansion and it is necessary to attend family meetings. Secondly, they have been with Chuanwen for the longest time and can learn more about Chuanwen’s situation from them. .

While they were having a family meeting, Chuanyu met Chuanwen who was fishing in the garden.

Although Chuanwen plays the role of a vicious female supporting character, there is neither systematic supervision nor the will of heaven to force her, so she plans to lie down and be an idler who eats, drinks, has fun, and earns as much as she can for one more day.

Therefore, he did not intend to compete with the heroine for the position of the eldest lady of the Hou Mansion, nor did he intend to have too much involvement with the heroine's biography. At this time, he only smiled slightly and said hello, but Chuanyu He walked straight over and asked condescendingly: "Why are you back?"

Chuanwen was stunned when asked, [Can it be said that it is necessary for the plot? 】

The Marquis of Changxing never gave up looking for the stolen child. A month ago, Chuan Rui pawned the jade pendant, which happened to be seen by the people of the Changxing Marquis Mansion. After going back and forth like this, the people of the Changxing Marquis Mansion found Chuan Rui based on the jade pendant.

However, it was impossible for a social cow like Chuanwen to answer the question seriously. She chuckled and said, "Because it's easier to poop in the Marquis Mansion, especially on rainy days."

Pfft!

The maids around him couldn't hold it back, but after realizing that they had laughed out loud, they quickly covered their mouths and tried to suppress their laughter.

As a lady of the family, Chuanyu, who had never heard a dirty word before, was stunned by this sudden answer, while Chuanwen continued to chatter.

"The toilets in the countryside not only smell bad, but there are also a lot of mosquitoes in the summer. When I go there, I will be stung by several big bites on my body. In winter, it is very cold. When I go there, my buttocks are stiff from the wind. When I come back, I have to Just put your butt on the brazier and roast it.

But these are bearable. The most uncomfortable thing is going to the toilet on a rainy day, and the raindrops will splash out the yellow dots in the pit. If you don’t stand well, it will be splashed on your pants.”

"But going to the toilet in the countryside is not all fun. At least you can use a stick to poke maggots and play with it. That's not the case in the Hou Mansion. You can't see a single clean maggot. Well (thinking), but I still prefer the Hou Mansion. toilet because I just can’t stand having my pants splashed on.”

"Stop talking!" Chuanyu cut off Chuanwen's long speech. If Chuanwen was allowed to continue talking, Chuanyu believed that he would spit it out.

The maids around him were also shocked by the news that he poked maggots with a stick. Can that thing still be poked and played with? No, it’s not dirty!

Chuanyu's eyes when he looked at Chuanwen had changed from displeasure to sympathy, uh... plus a little disgust and disgust.

The message that successfully disgusted everyone stayed in my heart.

Chuanyu calmed down for a while before suppressing the nausea that made him want to vomit, and said to Chuanwen: "The Hou Mansion is not as good as the countryside. Since you want to stay in the Hou Mansion, you must know the rules and abide by them. If you are like this in the future, If you offend this or that today, even ten grandmothers won’t be enough to make you angry!”

Chuanyu originally wanted to drive Chuanwen away, but when he met the innocent and sincere eyes of this girl who was two years younger than him, he really couldn't say anything to drive her away, and he even wanted to go up and pinch her young face. She had the urge to fuck her, but thinking that her grandmother would be so angry with her, she held it back.

"Why are not you talking?"

Seeing that Chuanwen was thoughtful and silent, Chuanyu felt a little regretful. Was his tone too cold and hard just now? Alas, she is still just a child, it is not serious to compare with her. She grew up in the countryside. It is normal for her to not understand the rules when she first came to the Marquis Mansion. All she needs to do is teach her. Why are you trying to hurt her?
  "If I plead guilty, will Princess Baohui forgive me for my rashness today?"

Chuan Wen seriously considered this possibility, but unfortunately he couldn't tell the plot, otherwise he would help Princess Baohui rescue her precious daughter, and Princess Baohui would not care about what happened today.

After thinking about it, he looked up and said, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, Chuanyu turned his back, covering his mouth and crying!
  Without him, I can only move you.

Chuanyi always got into trouble in the past. When her sister was educating him, the guy was stiff and dissatisfied. How could Chuanwen be so sensible? He just said something himself. Chuanwen was already thinking about how to remedy his mistakes. She He's only fourteen, a whole year younger than Chuan Yi! But he is already so sensible!
  A warm current flowed through Chuanyu's heart, and a kind of responsibility called sister emerged spontaneously, and then swept through her body. Chuanwen cannot be blamed for this matter, she cannot let Chuanwen bear it alone! cannot!

"Can we have braised lion's head tonight?"

Chuanyu, who was about to step forward to comfort Chuanwen, suddenly slipped and almost gave everyone a wrestling show.

"You, you are asking for forgiveness just so you can eat braised lion's head tonight?"

Chuanyu suspected that he had heard wrongly and stared at Chuanwen in disbelief.

"I have never eaten such delicious lion head." Chuanwen drooled as he recalled the thick soup.

"But you didn't eat a lot in the afternoon, can you still eat more?"

Chuanyu was even more surprised when she looked at Chuanwen's belly. She cleared two tables in the afternoon and still had the stomach to finish the meal. Um? This is not the point. Chuanyu, who was almost led astray, quickly pulled back her thoughts. Should she say that Chuanwen was sensible or... Oh, forget it, after all, she was still young, and it was normal for her to like to eat.

But is it normal? Chuanyu's eyes once again fell on Chuanwen's small belly with complicated eyes. No, that's not a belly, but a big pot.
  Chuanyu finally sighed helplessly.

(End of this chapter)