All the villains can hear my voice

Chapter 60 Didn’t someone fall into the pit and pee after eating a few mouthfuls of feces?
  Su wrote that he should have punched vigorously, but his opponent was Zhao Jieyu, so he did not dare to punch hard for fear of breaking Zhao Jieyu's small bones.

At this point, Su Shui was still able to deal with Zhao Jieyu with ease. Zhao Jieyu was now at a disadvantage. Zhang Hui laughed loudly, Jin Wuwei shouted cheers, and the onlookers jumped three feet high to watch the fun. full of passion.

On the other hand, Zhang Qing's heroic face suddenly turned into a dirty face. Meng Bin was rushing up and down to direct Zhao Jieyu, but the more she directed, the more it affected Zhao Jieyu's performance.

"It seems that Zhao Jieyu is going to lose this game."

The prince shook his head and sighed. He quite hoped that Zhao Jieyu would win. He looked at Zhang Qing and then at the message, wondering why the little girl's voice had not come out.

Then, the next second, Chuanwen looked at Su Shui, with a smile in his eyes and his eyebrows almost flying.

[Can children’s feces and urine ward off evil spirits? Who said that? 】

The prince was stunned, and the officials who also heard Chuanwen's voice were also stunned, including Su Shui, who was competing with Zhao Jieyu.

Isn't that what you said?

At the same time, everyone recalled the beautiful scene of trying to dance in the hall covered in feces and urine on the day the article was passed, and their hearts were excited.

So, this is a competition, what does it have to do with the fact that children's urine can ward off evil spirits?

The prince glanced at the message without trace. His feelings were so quiet just now, so he went to find out more information. Hahaha, I like to hear it, so talk more!

[Hahaha, is Mr. Su's brain broken? He actually believes that there are ghosts in the world. It's okay to believe that there are ghosts in the world. He actually bathes in children's urine every day. Hahahaha. If you don't agree with the wall, I will obey you! 】

Chuanwen laughed wildly in his heart, and all the officials couldn't believe what they heard for a moment.

Looking at Su Shui on the stage, he was obviously more panicked than before. Just now, he was suppressing Zhao Jieyu in every way, but now he was beaten back step by step by Zhao Jieyu.

"Master Su, don't get distracted!"

Zhang Hui shouted to the stage, and then trotted to Su Xiu, who had already retreated to the edge of the competition platform, and whispered: "Isn't it just bathing with urine? What's the big deal? Someone fell into the pit and ate a few mouthfuls of feces before peeing. Your current task is to fight well and don’t lose!”

The corner of Su Shui's mouth twitched, and then he was really comforted by the prime minister. He shouted and beat Zhao Jieyu back.

Zhang Hui laughed loudly, "Yes, that's it!"

Liu Kara, who happened to be standing aside to watch the excitement with his friend Liu Zhangmin, had a stiff expression. If you want to win, you are aloof!
  The incident of him accidentally falling into the manure pit had been almost forgotten. At this time, Zhang brought it up again, and all the officials who came with him raised their lips.

Just when everyone thought Su Shu was just a bathing melon, the article burst into even louder laughter:

[The thief who broke into Prince Rong’s house yesterday was Master Su. Hahaha. The reason why nothing was lost is because Master Su only stole the baby’s diaper and ran away. Hahahaha, not only did he steal from Prince Rong’s house, he also stole He joined the family of the Minister of Hubu, the Minister of Industry, and the Shaoqing family of Dali Temple.]

Some of the named families discovered that there was a burglar in their home, and some did not, but now they looked at Su Shua with shock in their eyes!
  Su Xiu's face was so red that it almost glowed. Zhao Jieyu curled her lips and smiled, speaking in a low voice, "I didn't expect Mr. Su not only has a bad memory, but also has this kind of hobby!" Su Xiu's face turned even redder and his movements were sluggish.

Originally, everyone's eyes were focused on the competition stage, but Su Xia's face was full of discomfort, as if those eyes were looking at him, haha, indeed, except for the soldiers and common people who couldn't hear Chuanwen's voice.

Without warning, Zhao Jieyu swung her sword and kicked her hard, causing Su Shu to be thrown off the stage in a parabola.

Zhang replied:! ! !
  "Isn't it just stealing a few diapers? How can it be more important than a man's dignity!"

Zhang Hui looked at Su Shao with eyes full of disappointment. Su Shao was about to cry but had no tears: "Prime Minister, do you still have dignity as a low-ranking official?"

At this time, the county magistrate Mr. Liang also came up and asked Su Xiu in a low voice: "Mr. Su, did you really steal that?"

Seeing that Su Shui's expression became even more ugly, Mr. Liang quickly explained: "I have no intention of seeing your joke. The main reason is that many people have come to the government office to report the case. I am here."

Mr. Liang was a little embarrassed to say it, but then he quickly assured: "If it is really Mr. Su, then it doesn't matter, I will definitely settle it for you!"

Mr. Liang's face was full of loyalty and his heart was happy. Haha, I helped Mr. Su this time. Isn't this just a connection?

However, Su Shu's expression at this time could no longer be described as ugly. He looked like he had eaten shit. Wasn't it just a few diapers that were worth reporting to the police? !
  Seeing the disbelief on his face, Mr. Liang quickly explained kindly: "Although diapers are not worth much, this thief specializes in stealing diapers, and the people are afraid of encountering perverts."

"Well, I definitely didn't mean to say that you are a pervert. It's just that the common people are afraid of you."

Su wrote, stiff from head to toe: Change, metamorphosis? ! ! Oh my god, just strike me to death with a thunderbolt! There is no way to live! !

Before Mr. Liang left, Mr. Yu, the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, came again, "Oh, Mr. Su, just tell me if you need diapers. You tell me, we are all colleagues, how can I not lend it to you, hahaha."

Su wrote that he was autistic. He stood up and dusted off the dirt on his body. He snorted loudly and walked away proudly with his head held high. It didn't matter if he bathed in urine or stole diapers. As long as he wasn't embarrassed, others would be embarrassed. !
  Not only did Su Shua arrogantly ignore Master Liang and Master Yu, he also arrogantly watched the second competition. The crowd whistled disdainfully at him who was clearly in the upper hand but was inexplicably knocked off the stage, and he turned a deaf ear.

【ah? Zhao Jieyu won? ] Chuan Wen, who had unknowingly determined the outcome of this battle, had a big question mark on his head, [What's going on, this Mr. Su won't let himself go, right? Could it be that Mr. Su was reluctant to take action when he saw how beautiful Zhao Jieyu was? 】

Sweat slowly broke out on Su Shu's arrogant face, and everyone said:
  Could it be that it was not that he was exposed for stealing diapers that he was unable to do what he wanted, but that he was actually motivated by sex and that he was unable to do what he wanted!
  Mr. Su, how dare you! That is the emperor's woman!

The sweat on Su Xiu's face, who was stared at deathly by his colleagues, gradually increased. Finally, he looked directly at the sky, pouted his lips and whistled.

Everyone:.
  Mr. Su, you really don’t know how to hide your worries.
  The rumor at this time also revealed the relationship between Su Shu and Zhao Jieyu, [It turns out that they have known each other since they were children. Aren't they childhood sweethearts? Wow, wow, what a great deal! Zhao Jieyu almost ran away with this guy before entering the palace! ! Hahahaha, at that time, Zhao Jieyu was waiting under the willow tree for a long time but the guy didn't come. It was because of the cold wind. It turned out that Mr. Su had remembered the wrong date. Hahahaha, what a weird thing this is, Zhao Jieyu became furious. Entering the palace, hahaha]

[No wonder Zhao Jieyu was aiming to kill Mr. Su during the martial arts competition just now]

Shi Shen looked at his subordinate Su Shui with complicated eyes, which finally turned into a sigh, "You kid, just wait to be invited to tea by the emperor and his elders!"

Su wrote and whistled harder and harder: Don't, don't do it, your pants will be taken off later!
  　In the previous chapter, the person who competed with Su Shu was changed to Zhao Jieyu (=^▽^=)
  　　
  　
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