All the villains can hear my voice

Chapter 53 This blessing is all for you, we don’t need it!
  The Minister of the Ministry of Industry was even happier, and his smile almost reached behind his ears, "Master Yu, I see your eyes are green and black, and you were yawning just now. Did you not sleep well last night? Hahaha."

The Minister of the Ministry of Industry knew how to make people angry, Master Yu blushed and said, "A scholar will not compete with a villain for his quick words!"

He shook off his sleeves fiercely and returned to his position.

Villain?

Who are you talking about?
  The Minister of the Ministry of Industry got angry and wanted to argue with him, but after looking at the shabby appearance of the Minister of the Ministry of Finance, he thought, forget it, this guy is very angry because of the mess at home, and with his own skills, how can he This sentence will probably make him angry to death!

Although my little friend is in debt, he has a lot of money, so he won't argue with him.

However, at this moment, a strange smell spread from the top of the hall. Everyone wanted to cover their noses but didn't dare. They were guessing it wasn't the emperor, right?
  Then there was a loud cry, and the little princess in Chuanwen's arms cried because of the smell, and Chuanwen's face was even more distorted.

【She She She She——】

What's wrong with her?
  The emperor and the prince covered their noses and looked in the direction of the message, while the officials held their breath and listened.

【She pulled me all over! ! ! 】

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then——

Pfft hahahahaha
  The emperor and the prince were the most unscrupulous. After calling the nanny to take away the little princess, and seeing the yellow stuff on Chuanwen's body, they quickly covered their mouths in disgust.

In the past, the little princess was wrapped in swaddling clothes. It has been winter these days, and a charcoal fire was lit in the hall to prevent the little princess from getting too hot. In addition, Concubine Shu made a small dress for the little princess. If she wanted to show off, she would So, the little princess put on new clothes, and Chuanwen had to change her clothes.

[In the main hall - being watched by the emperor and officials - I was covered in shit! ! ! 】

【I don’t want to lose face! 】

If possible, Chuanwen wanted to run over and give the emperor a big hug. The emperor, who was covering his nose in disgust, looked at Chuanwen and quickly backed away. I also want to save face! Don't come over here!
  When Chuanwen saw the emperor's fearful look of retreating, he suddenly had an idea: "How about I run down and dance?" Yellow ideas are flying around, it’s embarrassing for everyone to throw them away together, hahahahaha! 】

!!!

Chuanwen's devilish laughter came, and the prince and officials suddenly felt chills from the soles of their feet to the top of their heads. They imagined the spectacular scene, and then looked at Chuanwen who was raising his feet to go down.

Eight hundred miles of war has never been so urgent! ! !
  Father/Emperor, please think of a solution! ! ! This witch is really capable of doing that kind of thing! ! ! They don't want to be remembered by future generations for this kind of thing! ! !

The emperor didn't want to think about it, so he immediately stood up and shouted "Retreat!" and withdrew with wind at his feet.

With the words "Retreat!", all the officials ran out of the hall as if they had received amnesty. Even the Minister of Industry at that age could sprint at a speed of 100 meters.

After a gust of residual wind, the scene suddenly became empty and quiet, leaving only Chuan Wen, who had not taken two steps, standing in the main hall, and the eunuchs standing there, confused.
  Chuanwen wondered, [Running so fast, the bacon dried at home was stolen! 】

Looking at the empty court hall, forget it, you guys ran away quickly. Chuanwen looked down at his yellow clothes again, it really stinks.

[Oh~, it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter. Didn’t someone say that a child’s feces and urine can ward off evil spirits? I will definitely have a smooth year with no taboos.]

[They are all unlucky, really]

The officials who ran a hundred meters out of the hall in one breath before daring to stop vaguely heard Chuan Wen's voice and patted their chests after the disaster. This blessing is given to you, we don't need it!
  Chuanwen went to change clothes, and everyone she passed avoided except the dog raised by Jiang Meiren, who was very enthusiastic towards her. However, Zheng Yan followed Chuanwen dutifully. When he arrived at the door, Chuanwen Wen suddenly turned around and gave Zheng Yan a big hug.

[Not sharing this body of feces and urine with others is such a waste of natural resources! 】

Chuanwen expressed deep emotion and hugged her heart with satisfaction.

Until Chuan Wen entered the room, Zheng Yan was still in a daze, his ears so red that he could bleed. This was the first time he was hugged by a girl!

"Master Zheng, you'd better go change your clothes first."

The voice of the palace maid Chun Jian sounded, and Zheng Yan suddenly came back to his senses. He looked down at the stains on his clothes and raised the corners of his lips. After Chuanwen changed his clothes, he was told that there was no need to take the little princess to the Manna Palace. He curled his lips in disdain and said, "Oh, who do you dislike!" 】

The queen was teasing the little princess who had also changed her clothes. When she heard Chuanwen's thoughts, she smiled and said, "How about we bring some snacks and go see the emperor?"

Normally, Chuanwen would be happy and at ease. However, remembering the way the emperor was afraid of avoiding her in the palace, Chuanwen became amused and agreed immediately.

The queen gave the sleepy little princess to the nanny, and she and Chuanwen came towards the Ganlu Hall.

After arriving, Huang Qi went in to report, but instead of letting them in immediately as usual, he waited for a while before running out to let them in.

【what's the situation? 】

The messenger was puzzled, and the queen was also puzzled.

After entering, the queen put the snacks on the table and became concerned about the emperor's health. Chuanwen saw something hidden in a pile of memorials on the emperor's desk.

【ha! There is definitely a ghost! 】

Chuanwen quickly went to read the script, but the emperor stiffened. Having a girl by his side might not necessarily be a blessing!

"Girl Wen, come on, come on, have some snacks."

The emperor tried to stop Chuanwen to find out what he had just done, but it was too late, Chuanwen had already been found.

[The emperor is actually peeking at the book written by my brother! 】

"Ah, Your Majesty, you called me, what's the matter?"

The message's voice and reply sounded almost at the same time. There were dots of smiles hidden in her big, clear and bright eyes. The emperor's heart twitched when he saw it, and he twitched the corners of his mouth. Then he felt a sudden change in his heart and decided to confess. He said it himself It's better to come out than let this girl talk.

"It's okay. I see that you have gained weight recently. Eat less."

The emperor performed a one-second face change for Chuanwen, and put the snacks he was about to hand to Chuanwen back on the plate.

The passerby had a puzzled look on his face, "What's wrong with being fatter? You're really stingy. How can a child make your family poor?"

The emperor simply ignored Chuan Wen's wishes and wouldn't give you anything to eat even if he didn't have enough!

Then he pulled out a few picture books that had just been hidden from the pile of memorials and said, "Jinmei, look at these picture books. The writing is really good."

The queen looked at the colorful painting notebook that the emperor took out, and was stunned. When did the emperor like to hide the painting notebook and read it?

The emperor hurriedly explained, fearing that it would affect his image of a perfect masculine man in Jinmei's mind.

"The things in these drawing books are amazing, such as this thing called a cannon. If we could build it, what small country wouldn't surrender!"

"Also, it is said that the earth we live on is called the earth. It is round, and there are many countries living under our feet."

The emperor was a little excited when he said it. Yes, he asked people to find these books to read, just to see if the time traveler who sent the message could provide any information in the book.

Now it seems that Chuan Wen's brother really knows a lot. It would be a waste of resources not to recruit such talents under his command.

The messenger also showed interest, [Cannon? Earth? My brother really traveled through time! 】

The queen half believed it or not. After all, she had never heard these things and remarks before, let alone whether they were true or false.

(End of this chapter)