All the villains can hear my voice

Forget it, let's go feed the pigs. After getting the pig food and coming to the pig pen, he found his white-bearded father squatting in the pig pen and picking at the pigs.

"Dad, what are you doing?"

After Wang Er asked, his father turned around and was startled.

His father's wrinkled face had two big dark circles under his eyes, and his eyes were dull, making him look like he was possessed by a demon.

"Oh, I couldn't sleep because I was catching fleas for the pigs."

His father also spoke weakly. Wang Er looked at the pig, which was usually dark but now white, and was extremely puzzled, "Dad, you won't wash our pigs, will you?"

His father sighed, "I can't sleep."

After saying that, he looked at Wang Er and asked expectantly: "Er Wazi, did you hear Mr. Lei catching ghosts last night?"

Last night, he got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. Suddenly he heard something, which startled him, as if he was saying that he would be arrested without any effort!
The sound was so loud and distant that the old man knelt down and kowtowed in the direction of the sound.

After that, he couldn't sleep after the sound disappeared. He was so excited for a long time that he even took out the incense burner and worshiped in the yard.

"You cooked the food too? Did you clean the yard too?"

Although Wang Er was asking, he was almost certain in his heart.

The old man nodded and pointed to the other side. Wang Er looked at it, cough! It was a row of clothes and quilts.

"I also took apart the clothes and bedding and washed them."

The corner of Wang Er's mouth twitched, but he heard the sound yesterday. He thought it was a dream, so he turned over and went back to sleep. Unexpectedly, his father heard it too!
Almost all the residents near the city gate heard the sound in the middle of the night. They were all surprised at first. When Father Wang, who was out gossiping after dinner, told him, it suddenly dawned on him that it was Lord Thunder catching ghosts!

At the same time, Chuanwen of the Changxing Hou Mansion became autistic.

After breakfast, she planned to continue going out to have fun, but she was told by Marquis Changxing that the emperor had sent the speaker away last night and had not sent it back. It should be in the palace now.

In other words, she worked so hard to make it fun, but the equipment was removed after just one day of square dancing.

Chuan Wen was so arrogant that he curled up his lips and smiled, which frightened Marquis Changxing and others into hiding. It didn't matter. He was mainly afraid that she would go crazy.

But the message was not as dark, twisted and crawling as they imagined, but instead thought about it, "It doesn't matter, we have Sister Yu!" 】

Changxing Hou and others who were hiding in the corner and watching the message looked at each other with the same worry on their faces. What is Miss Wen going to do?
Chuanwen ran out to chase Chuanyu, who had just finished eating and went to the women's school. They looked at each other and followed behind quietly without knowing it.

Although it was unlikely that Chuanwen would pounce on Chuanyu and bite Chuanyu, they were still afraid that the two of them would get into a fight due to the plot.

Chuanwen caught up with Chuanyu at the gate who was about to get on the carriage, but first she rolled her eyes at Xu Wuyou who was beside the carriage, and said in a strange tone: "Hey, we met by chance again?"

Xu Wuyou almost choked and coughed due to her yin and yang. Why did he feel that today's message was so crazy?

Then I heard Chuanwen scolding him in my heart, [Bah! What kind of fate can we meet by chance every day? I don’t even know how to make excuses. I just want to look at my sister Yu more! Oh my god, this sour smell of love smells worse than my dad’s stinky feet! 】 Chuan Rui, who was hiding behind, was a little embarrassed, so what? He has been washing his feet every day lately, okay? It doesn’t smell like anything.

Xu Wuyou was speechless after being scolded, cough, and a little blushing. Mainly because he knew that something bad might happen to Yu'er after Chuanwen's script was updated, such as being tricked by Wen Xue and almost getting hurt, so he felt uneasy, so he used the excuse of chance encounters to escort Yu'er every day. Son's.

Xu Wuyou thought about it and glanced at Wen Xue behind the message, and then received a big eye roll from Wen Xue. In the script of the message, this guy broke off her hand tendons and hamstrings and threw them to the bandits. Although Things haven't happened yet, but the relationship is finally settled!

"Sister Wen, what's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Chuanyu couldn't hear Chuanwen's thoughts and was a little embarrassed by Chuanwen's yin and yang, so she quickly changed the subject.

Chuanwen's expression switched freely. One second he was still from the Yin Yang family, and the next second his mouth flattened, tears were about to burst out. The aggrieved look made Chuanyu feel heartbroken.

"Sister Yu, I want a stereo, and I also want to dance in the square."

Chuanyu didn't know that Chuanwen's stereo had been confiscated by the emperor, so he asked in confusion, "Don't you already have one?"

It's okay not to say it, but it makes me feel even more aggrieved when it comes to the biography, "I was snatched away by the emperor."

In the eyes of a law-abiding person, what Chuanwen said was a bit treasonous. Chuanyu looked around nervously. Fortunately, there were no outsiders. The only outsider was Wenxue.

Wenxue smiled back at Zhang Yuyu's nervous and worried look. She would not report to the emperor, and even if she beat the emperor, she would not take the notice for granted. Compared with scolding the emperor for being bald, mentioning the word "rob" probably won't cause any trouble for the emperor. Maybe the emperor will be secretly happy because he stole the object of the message.

"Sister Wen, why are you so humble? You can't talk like this in the future."

Chuanyu told Chuanwen and promised that Chuanwen would make another one for her. Although she had not done it yet, she could only do her best to make her sister happy.

After sending Chuan Yu away, Chuan Wen suddenly realized that Sister Yu was a bit of a sister-in-law, and immediately a smile appeared on her lips, "How about I attack Sister Yu and let Xu Wuyou step aside?" Ha ha! So there are two female protagonists but no male protagonist! 】

Chuan Wen suddenly felt as if he had discovered the door to a new world, [If I, Sister Yu, will definitely be the heroine, as long as I defeat Sister Yu and turn one man and one woman into two heroines, then no matter how the script changes, I will still be the heroine. I won’t be assigned the role of a vicious female supporting character! my God! That’s how the script works! 】

Chuan Wen was still amazed, but everyone who overheard her voice didn't understand what she meant. What about dual heroines?

Then Chuanwen touched his chin and thought deeply, really thinking about the possibility of this matter, [However, not to mention whether my sister Yu can like women, but Ergou and that guy came back from a business trip and found that his wife had run away with someone else. , or if he ran away with a woman, would he collapse? 】

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Changxing Hou and others who were hiding were shocked by the idea of ​​passing the news. It turned out that these were the two heroines!
When Chuan Wen heard the commotion, he looked back and saw a few people hiding behind the pillars in the corridor like candied haws on a stick. He frowned and wondered, "What are these people doing?" The combined age of these people is over a hundred years old and yet they are so unreliable! 】

The corners of the mouths of the despised people twitched and they choked with tears. Who is the unreliable one?
Chuanwen lost interest in those unreliable ones, and turned back to stare at the carriage Chuanyu left, but found Xu Wuyou, who was riding a horse next to the carriage, climbing on his horse.

[Did this thing just fall down? 】

She looked at the flat bluestone street and complained: "You can fall off a horse on flat ground, how can you be a young general?" 】

Xu Wuyou: Me.
Is it his fault? The cold arrows on the battlefield are not conveyed, and the voice of the heart catches people off guard and makes them want to hit them!
"Are you OK?"