All the villains can hear my voice

Zheng Yan's face was ashen, and Ergou read the message and felt that she had misunderstood something, so he smiled and said, "What if I don't want to be a brother with you?"

ah? this

Thinking that the other party might be gay, he sent a message: "It's not impossible to be sisters, as long as you are willing, I have no problem!"

Ergou:.

I feel like I'd better shut up, it feels like it's getting darker and darker.

He couldn't help but shake his head and laugh. In the end, he didn't express his feelings to Chuanwen. Chuanwen was still young and didn't know much about men and women. He tried to come back in a year, and then it would depend on the situation.

The next day's palace examination was just as Ergou expected. He won the first prize without any pressure, and the emperor also assigned him the task of going to Xiaoliang Kingdom on the spot.

In fact, the emperor was feeling a little vindictive in his heart at that time, which made you not want to go, so why not, you still have to go! Ha ha!

However, Ergou was a little curious. Even if the emperor gave him a pile of detailed information about Xiaoliang, why did he specifically ask him to read the document before leaving? Even if the emperor saw his thoughts about Chuanwen, there was no need for the emperor to worry about the affairs between them, right?

However, Ergou originally planned to go see Chuanwen before leaving, but it was still at night, because Chuanwen was busy teaching at the girls' school during the day, and it was still on the lake, because Chuanwen liked the night view here last time.

The lake is still lively today, and most of the batch that passed the exam have gone somewhere. In the past two days, relatives and friends have gathered to celebrate, or shed tears at farewell.

Ergou and the others were still quiet on the boat. Chuanwen was holding the roasted sweet potato that Ergou had brought for her and chewing on it.

[Everyone else is in high spirits during happy events, but Ergou is still so calm. 】

Ergou, who was peeling walnuts for Chuanwen, raised his eyes to look at Chuanwen and found that Chuanwen didn't open his mouth when he spoke, and couldn't help but frowned slightly.

[Alas, Ergou has been so sick these days that he has lost his buttocks. I don’t know when he will be able to raise him again! Bah bah bah! How could I covet my good brother’s body! What's more, the good brother already has a sweetheart! 】

Ergou's expression was blank for a moment, so Chuanwen didn't open his mouth at all, so what did he hear?

[Oh, I hope I can eat a handful of candies at Ergou and Zheng Yan’s wedding, so that we are good brothers. Oh no, Ergou prefers to be sisters! 】

Ergou, who remained calm even when Mount Tai collapsed, had a hard time controlling his expression, because this rumor was even more terrifying than the collapse of Mount Tai!

What does it mean that he doesn't like the opposite sex? !

What is his wedding with Zheng Yan? !

Why does he prefer to be sisters with Chuanwen? !

"Eh? Ergou, what's wrong with you?"

Chuanwen looked up and saw Ergou's face turned pale, and he couldn't help but raise alarm bells, "Isn't the old disease relapsing?"

Ergou looked at Chuanwen, not knowing whether to cry or laugh. Otherwise, he had relapsed, right? I really don’t want to look at this dirty world again.

In any case, Ergou quickly adjusted his mood.

What he heard was probably what Chuanwen was thinking. No matter how absurd it was, I don't know how Chuanwen's little head came up with such weird ideas. At least he can summarize it into the following points:

First, the rumor was not only not about an incompatible relationship between men and women as he thought, but it was also about his body. Even the shameless Ergou blushed a little when he thought of this.

Second, the rumor mistakenly believed that he did not like the opposite sex, and even liked Zheng Yan, cough! This matter must be clarified!

Thirdly, the rumor mill mistakenly believed that he only wanted to be her brother or sister. This must also be clarified! He had always wanted to be her husband.

Ergou: "Xiaowen, will you marry me?"

puff--!

hiss--!

The message was sent because she had just taken a bite of the sweet potato and was about to swallow it when she was so frightened that she spat it out, right in the face of Ergou opposite.

The hissing came from Zheng Yan on the bow of the boat. He was so shocked that he bit his tongue.

Ergou wiped the sweet potato off his face without any care, and looked at Chuanwen solemnly again, "Xiaowen, will you marry me?"

Chuanwen looked at Ergou's handsome face in shock, and then at Zheng Yan who was looking at them in shock at the bow of the boat.

"Actually, Sister Yue may not necessarily object to you and Zheng Yan. There is no need to use me as a target." Chuanwen hesitated and Ergou wanted to shake Chuanwen and drain the water out of her head.

The corners of his mouth twitched, "My sexual orientation has always been normal, and you have been my favorite since I was a child. You are the only one I want to marry in my life."

Chuanwen blushed a little under Ergou's serious gaze. Thinking that if Ergou really liked Zheng Yan, he wouldn't be afraid of worldly rumors, let alone use others as a shield shamelessly.

[Is it really the same as the original plot, Ergou is my affectionate military advisor? 】

The article wanted to thank the author for this. Her eight generations of ancestors actually gave her such a big problem, because she really couldn't say no when faced with such a handsome face, but did she want to do it for her? One tree and the entire forest?

Suddenly, I really miss the days when I had nothing to eat. I’m not sure about the relationship, but there is tofu to eat. Although it looks like the behavior of a scumbag, please, please, let me be a scumbag!

Chuan Wen was about to cry but had no tears, so she agreed with tears in her eyes, because she suddenly discovered that she and the Chaoyang County Lord had one thing in common, and that was the beauty control!

However, there are differences. Chaoyang County Lord is a brainless face-controller. At least she has some brains. Before looking, one must look at character, but Ergou is really good-looking! Great figure! Good temperament! The character is also great! Cry to death, she has nothing to find fault with.

But as compensation for giving up the entire forest, she must touch Ergou's eight-pack abs every day!

But then Ergou said that the emperor wanted him to go to Xiaoliang Kingdom, and when he came back, he would marry Chuanwen.

Chuanwen blinked and asked innocently: "Can I take back what I just said?"

The plan to touch eight-pack abs every day was aborted. Chuanwen scolded Ergou for not practicing martial ethics, but then he thought about it, "Why does this sound so familiar?" 】

Suddenly a flash occurred in his mind, "Yes, it seems that every time the male protagonist and female protagonist separate, if they just say "wait for me to come back, blah blah blah," then the male protagonist will most likely not come back! 】

Chuan Wen looked at Er Gou and said, "But Er Gou and I are supporting roles. I wonder if we will continue to use this routine?" 】

Ergou:.

Although he didn't understand, he still comforted the message, "Don't worry, I will come back safely and marry you in a sedan chair!"

Okay, Chuanwen is still very confident in Ergou, who is almost as smart as a demon. He asked with a smile on his face: "Can you feel the eight-pack abs?"

[Hihahahahaha! 】

Ergou: Cough!

He looked at Chuanwen, who was not yet fully developed, and wondered if this girl had read too many drawing books when she was a child, so all she could think about was her abs.

He rubbed Chuanwen's furry head and said dotingly: "I'll pet you when I come back."

The corner of Chuanwen's mouth twitched, she felt like she was being despised!

[Forget it, touch other people’s! 】

Chuanwen pursed her lips, Ergou's alarm bells rang, and Chuanwen tried to instill in her that good people would not touch other people's abdominal muscles casually.

But the message: [I am a scumbag! 】

Ergou was at a loss for words for the first time in his life. In order to prevent Wen from actually touching someone else's abdominal muscles, he went to ask the emperor for a few more days the next day, preparing to go to the Changxing Marquis Mansion to get hired before leaving.

The emperor was not surprised. If it weren't for the deep love, Su Heng would not have bothered to pave the way for Chuan Wen before he died.