All the villains can hear my voice

In addition to the emperor's disgust in the room, Zheng Yan also felt sour in his heart. His eyes fell on Su Heng. He recalled that when he was outside the palace, he sent messages to him every three days and took every opportunity to eat. Tofu, the sourness in Zheng Yan's heart came out one after another.

It was because of this Su Heng that when Chuanwen saw him, the stars in his eyes were gone. He didn't even think about his eight-pack abs. All he thought about was Su Heng!

The emperor looked at Su Heng as if he were looking at the pretty boy. He couldn't finish the meal anymore, so he got up and went to the bookcase and called the two of them over so that Jinmei and Chuanwen would not have to face each other. He was aggrieved when he looked at people who were nymphomaniacs.

However:

【Wow! I am a walking fan of Ergou! Scream! distortion! dark! crawl! Haha! Last time, Ergou was advised to eat more papaya. I wonder if Ergou has followed the advice. It can enlarge breasts and fat buttocks! Haha! 】

Bang!

Snapped!

hiss!

Three sounds came, and everyone in the room looked over. The emperor bumped into the corner of the table, and Shen Congliang knocked against the chair. Huh? What about another voice?

Everyone looked at Zheng Yan and saw that he was still standing there, not knowing why he gasped and hissed.

Zheng Yan had a cold face with a hint of embarrassment: he bit his tongue!

Su Heng frowned slightly, wondering what kind of shock these people suddenly received.

Chuanwen was also puzzled, "What's wrong with this?" 】

The queen continued to drink the soup in embarrassment, "Girl Wen, what are you thinking about?"

The emperor and Shen Congliang finally sat down with difficulty, and Shen Congliang touched his chin there. Can papaya enlarge breasts and buttocks? Go back and let the concubines try it.

The emperor did not let Su Heng sit down, but asked him some basic information.

Su Heng did not miss the fact that the emperor's face turned darker than before. Although he didn't know what happened, he answered them respectfully and politely.

Su Heng's parents died young. His eldest brother went to work in the town and never came back. He didn't know life or death. He and his sister had been dependent on each other since childhood. Thanks to her sister's ingenuity and good embroidery skills, she not only supported the two of them, but also saved money. Leave some money for him to study.

Emperor: His life experience is very pitiful, but he must not be a good person! Would a good person put all the burden of supporting the family on his sister? Would a good person go to school with his sister’s hard-earned money?

The emperor, who had already put on colored glasses towards Su Heng, believed that Su Heng studied to avoid supporting his family. As a man, he was so cowardly and irresponsible! How can you be responsible for the important affairs of the country!

Chuanwen scratched a piece of pork ribs and said, "How can Ergou be so sensible? I feel so bad!" 】

The emperor haha, he feels that the shrewd Chuan Wen has become like his love-minded niece, who was deceived by this stinky man!

[In order to reduce Sister Yue’s pressure, Ergou crammed in fortune-telling knowledge for half a month. He also learned from a blind fortune teller who passed by the village for two days. Then he rolled his eyes and went to set up a stall in front of the big landowner’s house in the town. , when he was young, in order to pretend to be an adult, Ergou laid out a straw mat, tied up his long trouser legs and knelt there to pretend that his legs were gone, and then put on a big hat to cover half of his face. , a large piece of plaster was applied to the other half of the face, a beard was also attached, and the hands were wrapped in wide sleeves.]

Chuanwen thought it was fun at the time, and even played the role of Ergou's little apprentice, sitting behind him, holding a sail and rattle for him, and calling for fortune telling.

[The landlord and the rich man passed by, and he almost asked the nurse to beat us away with a stick. Fortunately, Ergou had already figured out the situation of the landlord and the rich man's family, and quickly wrote a few big words to fool him. Old guy - die in the east, lose money and avoid disaster! 】

[The landlord, the rich man, took the daughter of a peasant and forced her to death. The peasant girl died in the yard to the east of his house. He didn't believe it at first, but when he saw Er Gou's words "Qing Ling Yi Yong", he really thought he had met an expert. He stopped drinking to protect the hospital and was fooled by Er Gou. Haha, Er Gou wanted to avoid being heard. The voice of a child was written throughout the whole process. The more the landowner saw the words, the more he believed them. He was fooled by Ergou and took away a hundred taels! 】

Now that Chuanwen thinks about it, he feels that Ergou cannot be offended. At that time, he was only ten years old, and he already had strong logical ability to fool people. And where is he, a human being and a dog?

[After fooling people, he doesn’t obediently disappear. Instead, he swaggers out of the corner of your eye to let you know that you have been cheated. But by the time you react, he has already disappeared. The main point is to make people mad without paying for their lives. ! Alas, to this day I still dare not recall the expression on the old rich man’s face at that time, talking about how a mute old man without legs could stand up and turn into a child in an instant while still walking as fast as flying.]

puff--!

The emperor really couldn't hold it back until the end. Just now, in order to continue to listen to Chuan Wen's inner voice, he did not speak immediately after Su Heng's introduction, but pretended to drink tea, but now he spit out all the tea.

"Your Majesty, are you okay?"

Huang Qi hurriedly stepped forward to help the emperor and receive the tea cup.

Su Heng: Emperor, if you are absent-minded, why don’t we stop talking today?

He Lingcei on the side was immersed in recording. Although the emperor told him to record major events related to the national economy and people's livelihood, he did not want to let go of the small things. He could also watch them for fun when he had nothing to do. After passing the article, he sighed, "Ergou is a bit of a dog, but he still has a sense of justice. He defrauded the old rich man and gave fifty taels to the girl's family."

Many examples of this can be cited in biographies, [That time I pretended to be a miracle doctor, that time I pretended to be a god.]

[The key is that the old rich man was the one who was tricked every time, and the old rich man was fooled every time! 】

Queen: Can’t you see, is the little white rabbit such a dog?

The queen struggled to use the vocabulary of the biography.

Emperor: Humph, they are all clever!

The emperor does not believe that there are perfect people in this world. Since he has a face that confuses all living beings, it is impossible for him to be highly intelligent!

The emperor decided to test this person and asked: "What do you think of the current situation in the Jin Dynasty?"

Su Heng thought for a while and replied: "The country is rich and powerful, and everyone from all over the world is convinced. Even if the small people in the border areas cause chaos, it will not last long. The emperor is generous and loves the people like a son. The people all over the world call the emperor a wise king. The great Jin Dynasty is governed by the emperor. Down, it will inevitably lead to a prosperous age."

The emperor frowned, a little disappointed, he didn't want to listen to flattery.

So I asked a few more questions, and Su Heng answered them well, but not brilliantly. Most of them were flattery and there were very few practical suggestions.

It is indeed a showpiece!

The emperor waved his hand dissatisfied and asked Shen Congliang to take Su Heng back.

For those who go to Xiaoliang Country, he has to choose another one. The emperor rubbed his brows.

Su Heng glanced at Chuanwen before leaving. Chuanwen gave him a big smile. Su Heng also pursed his lips and followed Shen Congliang out.

After leaving the palace, Shen Congliang hesitated to speak. Su Heng just pretended that he couldn't see him. In the end, Shen Congliang couldn't help but ask him, "Why do I think you are hiding your clumsiness?"

Su Heng looked apologetic, "Su Heng has tried his best, but it's a pity that he didn't get into the eyes of the emperor. He just failed to live up to the general's recommendation."

Shen Congliang waved his hand, "That doesn't matter. Otherwise, why don't you come to our army?"

Unsurprisingly, Shen Congliang was declined again. Although he was a little disappointed, he was not annoyed either. He mainly had a good attitude. Ask him once every day, and maybe someone will be moved by him. The ancients had to hit a wall several times when seeking talents. Good talents are hard to find.

Back home, Su Heng cooked meals as usual, as if being summoned by the emperor and being driven back today had never happened. The only thing that made him smile was seeing Chuan Wen today.

Su Heng's perspective:

I don’t know if I am too conspicuous these days, but General Shen Congliang of Jinwu Guard recommended me to the emperor and wanted me to recruit Xiaoliang Kingdom.

If it were before, I might have agreed in order to achieve results quickly and become a powerful minister.

But I noticed that the guard next to Xiaowen looked at her a little differently. I knew that Xiaowen looked at faces and figures. Although I didn’t want to admit it, it was obvious to all that the guard looked good and had a good figure, so I couldn’t risk running away at this time. Go to Xiaoliang Kingdom thousands of miles away.

When I met with the emperor, I answered every question in a mediocre way, neither outstanding nor too bad, which dispelled the emperor's idea of ​​letting me go to Xiaoliang.

Although General Shen asked me if I was hiding my clumsiness, I just didn't admit it.

As for the incorporation of the Xiaoliang Kingdom, there are so many talented people in the Jin Dynasty that the emperor will not be unable to find such a person.

I’d better research new dishes when I have time. Xiaowen’s food table doesn’t have much variety. Although she’s not picky about food, I still want her to eat the best every meal.