Game Design: Is that okay, CaiGou?

Chapter 172: What is the air force battle game about? This is obviously cyber masturbation (please subscribe)

As soon as the water friends in the live broadcast room learned that the two innate holy bodies were preparing to connect for live broadcast, they began to call their friends.

After getting the news one after another, friends from other live broadcast rooms flocked to Gao Nuts’ live broadcast room.

Everyone was still looking forward to what kind of dialogue Cai Gou and Gao Nuts would have when the two innate holy bodies were connected for the first time.

result……

The reality is more exciting than imagined!

Gao Nuts, a host who often broadcasts hardcore Taipingdao games, secretly turns out to be a member of the Yellow Turban Army and the Reform Faction.

Cai Gou, a well-deserved supernova in the gaming industry, was so easy to agree to Gao Nuts' request to make an abstract game.

The number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded 100,000, and the fans are completely excited at this moment.

"Yellow Turban Army·Old Faction: Gao Nuts? I didn't expect that a person like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would rebel against the old guard. You have disappointed us so much!"

"The Yellow Turban Army and the Reformists are here, hahahaha, God help me!"

"Ahhhhhh-my ears!"

Everyone was stunned——

Gao Nugo was originally talking to herself in private. Unfortunately, the live broadcast equipment she purchased was of high quality and had excellent sound reception. As a result, this soft soliloquy was recorded in the live broadcast equipment and echoed throughout the live broadcast room.

"I don't care what the Yellow Turban faction is. As long as the old thief decides to make a new game, I will support that faction with both hands and feet!"

"I unilaterally declare - Mr. Zhan agrees!"

"My conditions are very simple, don't worry, I won't let you sell yourself!"

High nuts, high nuts!

"Yellow Turban Army: Conservatives: Gao Nuts, reformers, you don't respect martial ethics, and you actually took advantage of our absence to bewitch the general in private. We conservatives will not let you go even if we are evil!"

When Old Man Zhan saw the water friends' flirtatious comments that were constantly being refreshed on the screen, he felt inexplicably awkward and hesitated:

"Old...general, what are the conditions? I can agree first -"

Mr. Zhan's legs lifted off the ground, and his clever IQ began to occupy the high ground again:

"I am a reformer who has high nuts and is as comfortable as a fish in water!"

"At that time, I want you to be the only named anchor in the official live broadcast room, live broadcast in the digital battle simulation world!"

"However, if you want me to agree to make abstract games, I have a condition. Gao Nutous must agree!"

Could it be?

What conditions?

What conditions can only Mr. Zhan agree to?

Is this specifically for high nuts?

"I'm a prostitute, not a prostitute!"

"Mr. Zhan, you are dirty!"

Is Cai Gou a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking this time? Do you care about high nuts?

Gao Nuts muttered the name of the game and said to himself:

"Aerial combat game? Flying a plane? Masturbating? Then I am the officially designated masturbation anchor?"

Cai Gou was speechless for a moment, then smiled and said: "Old Zhan, where are you thinking? I have only admiration for you!"

condition?

Masturbating?

Officially designated masturbation anchor?

good! well!

"If you agree, I will let you hey hey hey..."

Water friend: "..."

"Abstract, abstract, I am the only one!"

Cai Gou: "..."

"Upstairs, you are not allowed to attend the eagle party!"

"Woooooooooo, Grandpa, did you hear it? It's an air combat game! It's a hardcore air combat game!"

"I think Mr. Zhan is also a man of great beauty. He is quite handsome -"

"Digital combat simulation world? These are really the pants of Terraria players - Thai pants!"

"Gao Nut? No, Mr. Zhan, I've been watching you since I was a kid! I didn't expect you to be so good!"

"Appreciate further details!"

"Oh?"

You are truly worthy of being an innate abstract holy body!

You know how to speak and you won’t stop until you are shocked!

It's a good air force battle game, but you turned it into a rated game?

"Haw sauce? What hawk sauce? I can see it's clearly dirty sauce!"

As soon as these words came out, before Gao Nutous could react, the live broadcast room was filled with excitement.

"I agree to the old thief's request on Gao Nuts' behalf!"

Hehehe...

Cai Gou explained: "Taipingdao is about to release its first hard-core air combat game - a digital combat simulation world."

“Ah—could it be that I am an old-fashioned person?”

"What? Is the cake that the old thief drew before finally coming true?"

But who would have thought that just when the water friends were excited and cheering, Cai Gou changed the topic and said:

"Mr. Zhan, you have made my expectations become unbearable!"

"It has to be you, Mr. Zhan, no one else can come up with such an abstract statement!"

"What are you talking about an air combat game? It's clearly a cyber-masturbation game!"

"Mr. Zhan knows how to masturbate!"

When Gao Nuts saw the barrage floating on the screen, his cheeks turned red instantly, and even the roots of his left and right ears were extremely hot.

She realized that she had said something wrong and quickly went back to make amends:

"No, it's not what you think!"

When the friends in the live broadcast room saw this, they couldn't stop laughing, and one or two asked in reply——

"Isn't that what we think? What is it like?"

"Yes, yes, why can't I understand it at all?"

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard..."

"The live broadcast effect is full. It is indeed the first time that the two innate holy bodies have joined forces. Just the aftermath has created so many live broadcast effects. The combination of Cai Gou and Gao Nut is so terrifying!"

Seeing that Gao Nuts couldn't suppress the water friend's teasing, he quickly changed the topic:

"General, general, are you still listening?"

"Listening!"

When Gao Nuts heard the answer, he breathed a sigh of relief and quickly asked:

"Can I ask why?"

"what why?"

"Why did you choose me?" Gao Nuts explained: "There are many anchors with greater traffic than me, and there are many anchors who are more professional than me, but why did you choose me?"

This question is actually a question buried in the hearts of many water friends.

Gao Nuts is an innate abstract saint for live streaming, and he does have a lot of traffic in the Go world, and he has a lot of abstract fans in the live broadcast circle.

Let’s talk about the anchors in the game area, in terms of the size of their posts and their level of professionalism.

With Taipingdao’s status in the game area today, it is easy to choose any top anchor. Why did you choose Gao Nutt in the end? Is this not the optimal solution?

Cai Gou heard this and shrugged:

"Who says you're not the most professional?"

Gao Nuts couldn’t believe it. After all, she was a Go anchor and was professional in the abstract world, but how could she be professional in the game world? She asked:

"What? General, what did you say?"

"I say, in my consideration, you are the most professional and the most suitable anchor to broadcast the digital battle simulation world!"

"If you don't believe me, look at my profile picture!"

Is Zhan Lao suitable for live air combat games?

Cai Gou changed his avatar on the spot to answer?

interesting!

A large number of water friends clicked on Cai Gou's profile picture——

War Eagle, wearing a light-colored down jacket, is sitting in the cockpit of the plane, wearing a white helmet, with a pure and dull smile on his face. He looks like his name suggests - War Eagle is three years old!

At this time, Cai Gou spoke again——

"Your name is the answer to why I chose you!"

your name?

my answer?

As soon as these words came out, not only did Gao Nuts understand, but also all the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized.

General Tiangong, what you say is so philosophical!

After all, Gao Zhanjian Yingguo walks around the world, but he has always been——

I don’t want to change my name, but I don’t want to change my surname!

As for Mr. Zhan’s original name, it was so weird that many people thought it was a stage name, but it was actually his real name.

From a certain perspective, this name is proof of Gao Nut’s abstraction, but from another perspective, it is also a reflection of Zhan’s origins in his hometown.

Zhan Lao’s father is actually retired from the Air Force. When it comes to his familiarity with air combat games in the anchor circle, Gao Nuts doesn’t rank high. But when it comes to his familiarity with aircraft, Gao Nuts ranks first in the gaming circle. I’m afraid no one else Dare to say second.

"Hey, don't say it, don't say it. Thinking about it this way, Mr. Zhan is really the most suitable person!"

"General Tiangong, I understand! It turns out that what you are interested in is Mr. Zhan's family background!"

"Cyber ​​game version - your name!"

"Woohoo, your name? Upstairs, this name is very abused at a glance ..."

"Hahahaha, it's too hot, the cyberspace has added a new word!"

“See it with your own eyes, it’s a worthwhile trip!”

Gao Nutous also understood the twists and turns through Cai Gou's answer, but he hesitated for a moment and said:

"General, I understand what you mean, but whether it's air force combat or aircraft knowledge, my dad is the expert, never me..."

"Mr. Zhan, you don't have to belittle yourself!" Cai Gou immediately replied:

"Those who have more traffic than you are not as professional as you. Those who are more professional than you are not as big as you. I am optimistic about you!"

Gao Nuts thought that Cai Gou's words were reasonable. Besides, his accidental conversation with Cai Gou had indeed helped his career to a certain extent.

If he agrees to Cai Gou and becomes the only named anchor of the official live broadcast room of the Digital Battle Simulation World, it will definitely be a good thing for himself, with no harm at all.

Zhan Lao thought again and again, nodded heavily and said: "Okay, General, I agree!"

"Very good, staff from the relevant departments of Taiping Road will contact you tomorrow." Cai Gou said with a smile:

“We hope all the best for our first collaboration!”

Just when Cai Gou wanted to end the call and hang up the live broadcast connection, Gao Nuts stopped him and issued the last soul torture on behalf of the majority of water friends——

"General, you haven't said when the digital combat simulation world will be released! Brothers are all waiting!"

Cai Gou laughed and said:

"Digital Combat Simulation World will be released at 12 noon this Saturday, and at 10pm tonight, the first promotional video of Digital Combat Simulation World will be released!"

Cai Gou immediately ended the call, but Gao Nuts' live broadcast room was always busy.

"Holy shit, shit, shit! So fast? Will it be released this Saturday?"

"Hahahaha, this Saturday, there are only a few days left in the countdown, I'm just waiting!"

"The first promotional video of the digital combat simulation world at ten o'clock tonight? Old thief, I commend you!"

"Handsome, crisp and neat, I like it!"

"Brothers, rush!"

"It's just one word, I'll only say it once!"

That night, Gao Nuts and General Tiangong had their first live broadcast, and the content of the conversation between the two innate holy bodies began to be widely circulated on the Internet, especially in the gaming circle.

【Cyber ​​Masturbation】

【Digital Battle Simulation World】

[The first conversation between General Tiangong and Gao Nutous]

[The first promotional video of the digital combat simulation world will be released tonight]

That night, in just half an hour, the top ten hot spots on the Taiping Dao community public forum were almost dominated by Taiping Dao's first air combat game - Digital Combat Simulation World!

After Gao Nuts ended the call, he temporarily chose to download the broadcast and urgently contacted his father, hoping to gain knowledge about airplanes in a short period of time.

As the saying goes--

If you sharpen your gun before the battle, you will lose all your happiness!

She finally got this opportunity, and Gao Nutous has decided to risk it.

Under the eager expectation of all players.

At ten o'clock that evening, Taiping Dao's official WeChat account was updated on time.

[Digital battle simulation world trailer and promotional video, shocking coming——]

[Video (click to view details)]

"Okay, here I come!"

"Brothers, rush, rush, rush!"

"Speed, speed!"

Players have been waiting for a long time. Seeing the update of the scarf, they couldn't hold back their inner impulses and quickly clicked on the video to have a quick look.

In the vast sky, with winding mountains in the distance, and accompanied by exciting background music, a fighter jet suddenly enters the player's field of vision, but only its general outline can be seen.

As the fighter jet turned around in the air, the screen dimmed, and then the scene transitioned to another fighter jet of a completely different model soaring over the boundless sea.

Below the fighter jet, an aircraft carrier was sailing toward the depths of the sea.

The water friends were shocked when they saw this scene.

because……

Whether it’s the texture of a fighter jet or the texture of an aircraft carrier, just one word——

true!

It seems that this is not a promotional video at all, but a video shot in real life.

Then, one transition after another began, with fighter jets soaring in the sky one after another, flying between various venues.

The white gas ejected from the aircraft's tail seemed to solidify in the air, and even the launched missile hit the ground and caused a violent explosion.

Without exception, one word——

Absolutely!

Various styles of aircraft, various functions - reconnaissance, missile launch, alternate cover and so on.

The cockpit where the driver appears from time to time in the promotional video, with its densely packed equipment buttons, makes many players take a breath of cold air——

This is crazy?

Old thief——

Are you serious?

Don't tell me...

If we want to cyber-masturbate, we really have to learn it from scratch. If we don’t understand how the plane flies, will we not be able to fly?

We just want to go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, but is it so difficult?

The promotional video, which lasted less than three minutes, ended, and the players were shocked.

"Tsk tsk, this game of Digital Combat Simulation World is amazing. The machine texture of the fighter jets and the physics engine are simply amazing!"

"The most important thing is that the game Digital Combat Simulation World is still a virtual helmet type game. By then, won't it be full of realism?"

"Hahahahahahaha, I like it!"

"Brothers, I have a question. This game allows you to cyber-masturbate, but it doesn't look that simple?"

"Upstairs, you should have expected the hardcore game of Taipingdao. Be mentally prepared. The game is not difficult, and I haven't played it yet!"

"Where's the game? Where's the pre-sale? It's on the shelves! I can't wait!"

Taipingdao completely captured the hearts of air combat players with a promotional video that lasted less than three minutes.

The shock that the digital combat simulation world brings to players will be far more than that.

Time passes slowly.

Amid the eager anticipation of players, the release date of Digital Combat Simulation World has arrived as scheduled.

【Monthly Ticket】【Recommended Ticket】

(End of this chapter)