My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 35 Second uncle, be careful of the younger uncle! (Please invest, collect, and read!)
  As night falls, wisps of moonlight shine through the dense treetops on the path covered with grass.

Neat groups of people put their hands on the shoulders of the people in front, stepping on the speckled moonlight and jumping forward.

"You brat, you don't feel sorry for Master at all, and you don't know how to help me for a while."

Simu, who was jumping at the front, stopped, picked up the water bottle and took a sip. He glared angrily at Wang Xiao, who was holding a pamphlet and looking at it carefully.

"Second Uncle, I want to help you too." Wang Xiao closed the booklet helplessly, "I'm so short, the zombie arms can't even reach my shoulders, so I can't help you even if I want to."

"Besides, I'm still growing, and the zombies are weighing on my shoulders, so it's easy for me to not grow taller."

It's funny to say.

Others used bells to carry corpses away, but Shi Mu was carried forward with his shoulders on his shoulders.

According to Shimu, this is a characteristic of their lineage.

The arms of the zombies are connected, and the mana and energy of the zombie exorcists can spread throughout the team, warming and nourishing the bodies of these zombies.

Except for villages and towns where they can't hide, most of the corpse chasers go to desolate areas.

In a desolate place, there is a miasma of insects and snakes everywhere, and the humidity is also very heavy.

Corpses are prone to decay, and using special Qi movement methods can ensure that when these walking corpses arrive in their hometown, the corpses will still look like they took over.

Ordinary driving often involves jumping around, corpses rotting, and flesh and blood falling off.

If it were a hot summer day and the distance was further away, there would probably be only a skeleton left when the corpse arrived home. How would the family members see him for the last time?

This method of removing corpses with four eyes can protect the integrity of the corpse to the greatest extent and allow the family members to see the true appearance.

Because of this, the price of Simu is higher than that of other corpse chasers, but there are still many people who bite the bullet and invite Simu over because of this.

"Forget it, just read your book. I'm such a miserable person."

"Your senior brother can't help me. I finally have a disciple as talented as you, but he still can't help me."

With a sigh in his eyes, he continued to jump forward with the walking corpse.

Wang Xiao shook his head speechlessly, opened the booklet in his hand, and continued to read as he walked.

Jiang Mengrou, who was floating in the air and holding a lantern to illuminate Wang Xiao, quickly moved closer so that Wang Xiao could see more clearly.

What Wang Xiao was looking at was the pamphlet that Uncle Jiu had given him before leaving.

This skill is called: The Five Elements of Heaven and Earth Borrowing Spirit Spell!
  What is used is the method of help.

Wind, rain, thunder and lightning, metal, wood, water and fire, and the five elements of heaven and earth can all be fought with the help of their power.

This book was handwritten by Uncle Jiu, and there are notes written by him on it.

The real original is impossible to give to Wang Xiao.

No matter how much he likes Wang Xiao, Wang Xiao is not his disciple after all. The real book in Uncle Jiu's hand is the inheritance of their lineage, so he must naturally give it to his disciple.

In Uncle Jiu’s annotated introduction.

The Five Elements of Heaven and Earth can be practiced to a high and deep level with the help of spiritual spells, and it is easy to summon the wind and rain and the thunder from the sky.

When Wang Xiao saw this introduction, he just sighed, "It's amazing," and then nothing more happened.

No matter how fancy it is, if you can't learn it, it's useless.

Just like going to school.

Same textbook, same teacher, same lecture content.

Why do some people get admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, while others struggle to even bake sweet potatoes?

Cultivation is just like going to school. Qualification, talent, and understanding are all indispensable.

There are seven chapters in total.

It is divided into seven chapters: heaven, earth, metal, wood, water, fire and earth.

Each chapter records the corresponding formulas and techniques of application.

This technique is indeed the inheritance of Uncle Jiu. Wang Xiao used his enlightenment time and practiced it for three consecutive days before he had a slight understanding of the two chapters of Fire and Earth.

He didn’t read the rest, biting off more than he could chew.

The mastery of all methods is not as good as the essence of one method. This is what Uncle Jiu has said many times.

A half-understanding of ordinary things will at most make people laugh at you. If you don't understand the art of cultivation, it will not only harm your own life, but also the lives of others.

"Be honest and don't make trouble for me!"

When Wang Xiao was thinking about a spell to borrow fire, Si Mu, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped.

Wang Xiao looked up and saw a tree trunk in front of him, which had fallen in the middle of the road, blocking the way forward.

After confessing, he twisted his waist and started doing warm-up exercises. This scene seemed a bit familiar to Wang Xiao, and he thought about it for a long time.

It seemed like the scene at the beginning of the movie, where my second uncle's brother had a close encounter with a tree stick.

"Second uncle, move it away."

Wang Xiao reminded him kindly.

Although the second uncle's biological brother is no longer of use, he can't waste it like this.

After finishing the warm-up, Simu waved his hands carelessly.

"Your second uncle, I'm not old yet. Today I want you to see what my second uncle is capable of."

In the past few days, Wang Xiao talked about what happened in Yizhuang and how good Uncle Jiu was, which made Si Mu feel happy.

He kept holding his breath, thinking of finding an opportunity to show Wang Xiao that his second uncle was no worse than Lin Fengjiao.

Okay, this is another stubborn person. Thank you for your hard work, little uncle.

Wang Xiao didn't leave either and took Jiang Mengrou to watch his second uncle's performance.

Simu is a very expressive person, commonly known as a show-off.

Wang Xiao stopped when he saw him and took his maid to watch his performance.

He raised his chin slightly and snorted arrogantly. The soul-inducing lamp in his hand swayed slightly, vibrating the small bell on it.

The sound of ding-ding-ding made the zombies move according to the movements of the four eyes.

"Alright!"

Simu shouted, and his body slowly lay down, followed by the corpse behind him.

"One or two...about...one or two...about..."

Chasing corpses is a boring thing, and there are a lot of corpses next to you. If you don't have some fun for yourself, you will become depressed after a short time.

His eyes are serious on the surface, but he is an optimistic person in his heart.

From the joyful atmosphere in which he leads the zombies, we can see how strong his self-adjustment is.

Following the slogan of Four Eyes, the zombies hunched up and jumped forward bit by bit with Four Eyes.

"Lang Jun, your second uncle is really an interesting person."

Jiang Mengrou covered her red lips with her hands, smiled and whispered in Wang Xiao's ear.

After saying that, he opened his hand and gently licked Wang Xiao's earlobe with the tip of his pink tongue.

Wang Xiao rolled his eyes at the girl angrily.

This goblin really confirmed that statement.

The better you look, the more fun you have.

Always taking advantage of him intentionally or unintentionally.

"Mr. Lang, in front!"

After taking advantage, Jiang Mengrou looked like a little fox that had stolen honey, her pretty face beaming with joy.

However, when he turned around, he saw a protruding wooden stick in front of Si Mu. He quickly reminded Wang Xiao and asked Wang Xiao to tell Si Mu.

Wang Xiao had already seen it, and when his eyes were still more than one meter away from the wooden stick, he shouted a reminder.

"Second uncle, be careful!"

Simu thought Wang Xiao was worried that he had touched his head, and felt warm in his heart. He replied with a smile: "It's okay, my head is hard..."

"Ow!"

Looking at the wildly jumping eyes, Wang Xiao added silently.

"I'm talking about the one below..."

"Hahaha……"

Jiang Mengrou lay on Wang Xiao's body, laughing so hard that her flowers trembled.

[From the four eyes, enlightenment +8 days]

ps: Dear bosses, the boss ladies are powerful and domineering, and the investment is growing rapidly. Thank you boss ladies.

Now let’s invite the Renjia Town Fierce Ghost Choir to bring you “Listen to me and say thank you!” 》

(End of this chapter)