My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 32: Invite God, invite spirits, and invite souls! (Begging for investment and reading!)
  In many Taoist movies, magical magic, like talismans, has become a bad thing.

Any Taoist priest can summon the gods by shouting and stamping his feet.

In this regard, I can only say that I am happy to see it. I really think of myself as the Jade Emperor, and I can call anyone.

Even the real Jade Emperor is not sure of mobilizing all the gods and ghosts, let alone a mortal Taoist priest.

The real art of inviting gods is a profound skill that cannot be practiced by non-reputable and upright disciples.

This is not to discriminate against other practitioners, the main reason is that there are too many reasons.

The first thing to ask God is to find a future partner. You are not an upright person, have a clean body, and have no merit.

Not to mention the superior righteous gods, even the gods of the land and mountains look down upon you.

The casual cultivators who couldn't invite the gods found another way and came up with another technique called: Divine Beating.

"Take off your clothes and go take a shower."

He bowed to the ancestor with four eyes, turned around and told Wang Xiao to start making preparations.

Wang Xiao had long been looking forward to it, so he quickly took off his clothes, jumped naked into the big wooden barrel next to him and started washing.

The water was cold, but his heart was burning.

After scrubbing his whole body and steaming the water with his infuriating energy, Wang Xiao stood naked on the futon.

Simu took a deep breath, took out a small bottle from his arms, poured out some colored liquid, and mixed it with cinnabar.

Mixing the cinnabar basin in his hand, he opened his mouth and said: "We in Maoshan ask for magic. There are no formulas or spells, only a set of talisman engraving and incense making methods."

"When a disciple begins to practice praying to the gods, his master will carve the talisman and seal on the disciple's body, light the incense to help the disciple find ghosts and ask the gods."

He took out a simple wolf brush from his arms, licked his eyes full of the special cinnabar ink, and walked up to Wang Xiao.

While drawing on Wang Xiao's body, he continued to preach: "There are three types of people we invite, namely the gods, the spirits, and the ghosts."

"As the name suggests, it is the deity of the upper world, the spirit of the ancestors, and the ghost of the underworld."

"Everyone can only obey one god and ghost in his life. Once confirmed, he will worship him for life. Only in this way will they come to help you if you encounter difficulties."

After finishing the painting, he turned his eyes behind Wang Xiao, continued to draw, and continued to talk.

"Inviting God, the most difficult step is not to make offerings, but to ask God."

"Gods and ghosts are all aloof beings. They are all very arrogant. They will not pay attention to people who have a dirty body, no merit, no good intentions, and a short life."

"But there are so many innocent people in the world. Thousands of people ask God. If one person succeeds, it is considered extremely lucky."

"Even those who are successful only invite some small earth and mountain gods. The better ones are the city gods."

The movement of his hand paused slightly, and he filled up the cinnabar ink again. With his eyes serious, he said: "You only have one time to burn incense. If the incense is about to burn out and no gods, ghosts, and immortals are willing to pay attention to you, ask the gods." I bow three times and pay my respects to the Patriarch."

"Grandmaster? The grandmaster of our Maoshan sect?" Wang Xiao asked curiously.

"Then who else."

Si Mu replied angrily: "That's our ancestor. If others can't invite him, we can definitely invite him. This is the only confidence we have in the Maoshan Qingshen lineage."

He secretly looked at the statue of the Patriarch, put his eyes close to Wang Xiao's ear, and whispered: "Bad boy, let me tell you, if you have a choice, don't choose the Patriarch."

Wang Xiao was even more confused. The three patriarchs were serious immortals. Wouldn't it be foolish to invite the gods of the earth and mountains instead of inviting the immortals in the sky?

Seeing Wang Xiao's expression, Si Mu patiently said: "There are too many people invited. Almost all the people from our lineage are invited by the ancestors."

"There are so many people worshiping, and the ancestors also place orders based on the dishes. There is always a difference between closeness and distance. There is a difference between power given specifically and power given casually."

Wang Xiao nodded suddenly.

He now understood what the so-called asking God probably meant.

Every disciple of the Qingshen lineage will have the opportunity to come into contact with the gods, gods, ghosts and immortals all over the sky when they ask the gods for the first time.

Just like a good voice, work hard to express yourself, impress these gods, and make these gods willing to accept your offerings.

As long as the other party is willing to accept it, worship it every day in the future. If you encounter trouble one day in the future, you can ask the other party to come down and help.

While the four eyes gave Wang Xiao a choice, he tried not to choose the Patriarch. The reason is also very simple.

The Patriarch is a mentor with too many students. If you worship well and others worship better than you, the Patriarch will naturally have a good impression of those direct disciples who worship better and have a higher status.

"All right."

Stopping the cinnabar pen in his hand, he stood in front of Wang Xiao and said with a serious expression: "At the end, I will ask you again, are you willing to learn the art of inviting gods?"

Just as Wang Xiao was about to open his mouth to answer, he stopped him with his four eyes.

"Although the magic of inviting gods is powerful, it also has one of the biggest drawbacks."

Wang Xiao looked nervously.

Simu slowly said: "As the saying goes, the righteous gods are not attached to the body. In addition to looking down on our bodies, these immortal gods have a more important reason."

"Everyone who seeks God, once he has the opportunity to come into contact with the righteous God, must be prepared to be unable to have children for the rest of his life."

"Can't give birth?" Wang Xiao felt a little cold down there.

He shook his head with four eyes, "It's not what you think. The relationship between husband and wife has no impact."

"The reason why you can't give birth is because once the righteous god is connected with you, you will have a divinity in you."

"Immortals and mortals cannot intermarry. This is a heavenly rule."

"For those who have invited Zhengshen, if the heavenly rules do not impose restrictions on their bodies, the divinity in your body will be passed on to your children."

"After these children are born, they will have some special abilities, and their cultivation will be countless times faster than ordinary monks."

"This will break the rules of heaven."

"Furthermore, the way of intercourse between yin and yang will pollute the body of the person who invites the gods. Frequent practice of the way of husband and wife will disgust the gods and ghosts."

"It is precisely for this reason that anyone of the same lineage as the God of Invitation will never marry and have children in his life."

Wang Xiao suddenly realized.

In the movie, Uncle Jiu is already married. If Simu is so rich, why is he still alone? This is the original reason.

Although Simu invited the Patriarch, he was also the god of the Heavenly Court, so naturally he was not happy with such a disciple who did not love himself.

After talking about the disadvantages of asking gods, he looked at Wang Xiao seriously.

"You brat, you are my apprentice, my nephew, and my eldest brother's only child. To be honest, I really don't want you to come into contact with the art of praying to gods."

"Actually, at the beginning, the truest idea in my heart was to raise you to adulthood, use my family resources to marry you and have children, and continue to pass on the incense to our family."

When he mentioned his eldest brother, the circles under his eyes were slightly red.

Wang Xiao also fell silent.

"But your talent makes me feel entangled in my heart. You are a good person who is born to practice Taoism. If I don't let you practice Taoism, it will be a loss for the entire Maoshan cultivation world."

"You did not disappoint my second uncle. Your cultivation talent is the best in the Maoshan sect in a hundred years. I heard from your uncle that even the ancestor recognized you."

"I have been thinking about it for a long time today. With your talent, your strength will improve rapidly, and you will also go out to practice in the future. If you don't have a life-saving trump card, I am afraid that you will be harmed, so I decided to hand over the magic to you."

Holding Wang Xiao's shoulders with both hands, his eyes were sincere.

"Second uncle believes that with your talent and qualifications, someone will definitely look down on you."

"I told you all the shortcomings, tell me, tell me this second uncle, tell me this master, are you willing to accept the inheritance of the God?"

"If you don't want to, my second uncle will go back to the Maoshan sect and ask you for a way to save your life even if you don't want to."

Wang Xiao looked at the sincere eyes, was stunned for a long time, and suddenly smiled.

He took a few steps back and kowtowed three times to his four eyes.

"Master, please enlighten me!"

(End of this chapter)