My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 1 My second uncle, Taoist Priest Four Eyes! (Please collect and read)

Republic of China.

Dawn, Renjia Town, suburbs, woods.

The breeze carried the coolness of the morning and rushed towards me. The large dewdrops on the trees were blown off by the wind, and a local light rain began.

"Second uncle, how far is it?"

Shaking off the wet soil on his straw sandals, Wang Xiao stabilized the soul-calling flag on his shoulders. Leading a group of people jumping forward, the Taoist wearing glasses shouted helplessly.

"stop!"

The bespectacled Taoist stopped jumping and hung the oil lamp he raised around his neck.

"Pooh!"

He wiped the water droplets on his face that were either sweat or dew, and said without looking back: "It's almost coming...it's right in front of you. Also, don't call me uncle, call me master."

"Return to Master... I'm not a disciple at all, I'm just a coolie."

Pulling the heavy luggage behind him, Wang Xiao muttered resentfully.

The bespectacled Taoist stopped for a moment, turned around and gave a fierce look, and then led the team to continue setting off.

[Comes from Taoist Four Eyes, +1 point for enlightenment! 】

Wang Xiao pretended not to see it and took a few steps to catch up with the team.

After following the team, stand the soul-inducing flag on your shoulders on the ground.

He took out a handful of paper money from the pocket on his chest and threw it into the air, then picked up the hanging Sanqing Bell and shook it vigorously.

"Ding-a-ling, jingle-a-ling..."

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people stay away!"

[Walking Dead One, Enlightenment +1 Point]

[The Walking Dead 1, enlightenment + point]

[Walking Dead 1, Enlightenment + Point]

【…………,…】

Looking at the trembling corpse, which was almost unsteady, Wang Xiao frowned.

"Why are there two missing?"

"Oh, these days, corpses are numb after working for a long time."

Wang Xiao is not from this world. An accident caused Wang Xiao to travel to an ancient time and space.

The two merged to activate the sublimation system.

As long as Wang Xiao completes the integration of all heavens and realms, he will be able to attain the supreme path.

This reminded Wang Xiao of a movie.

Cosmic fatwa.

If you kill yourself in the parallel space, the power will be equally distributed to yourself in other parallel spaces.

Fortunately, Wang Xiao is different. He doesn't kill, but fuses.

As long as Wang Xiao's wish in parallel time and space is fulfilled, he can absorb the fusion and take everything into his own body.

This is the second Wang Xiao he has fused.

This time and space is very familiar to Wang Xiao. It is the world of zombie movies.

The Taoist priest with glasses is the Taoist priest with four eyes who is serious and funny.

Wang Xiao in this world originally had a harmonious family.

As a result, my father picked up the life-selling money, which brought disaster to the family, and the life-buying ghost came to the door.

In order to protect Wang Xiao, his parents were killed by a life-buying ghost. Seeing that their lives were in danger, Simu, who was passing by his hometown to pick up a guest, happened to save Wang Xiao.

His brother and sister-in-law were killed, leaving only his twelve-year-old nephew.

Not trusting to entrust it to others, Simu decided to take Wang Xiao with him and accept him as his apprentice to give him a way to eat.

It was at that time that Wang Xiao came to this world.

As a Taoist family, it is unparalleled to be harmed by ghosts.

The previous wish was to become a Taoist Celestial Master with extraordinary strength.

When Wang Xiao learned about the other party's wish, his first thought was, how about you fuse with me? My wish is not big, I just want to marry the fairy sister, and have tens of billions by the way.

Eat, drink and have fun every day, then drive a supercar to the gate of the art school and put a few bottles of water in the car.

The Heavenly Master needs a title from the imperial court. The imperial court has become a decoration these days. Should he be asked to go to Yuan Datou?

Later, after asking Simu, I found out that if his strength reaches a certain level and he has been awarded the Shangqinglu by the sect, he can also be called the Heavenly Master.

As for what kind of strength, talent will be awarded Qinglu by the sect.

Simu only said one sentence, Maoshan has only had one person teach it for a hundred years. If someone succeeds, it means there is hope. The three true spirits are integrated, and there is time for systematic enlightenment. Even pigs can succeed. Wang Xiao does not believe that he has no chance.

"Finally we've arrived..."

Taoist priest Simu, who had been tortured by his nephew all the way, looked at Yi Zhuang with a lantern hanging at the door and breathed a sigh of relief.

This guy is so annoying.

It’s enough to torment him, but also torment his guests.

If he broke one or two, how would he explain it to his family later?

No, leave this guy to senior brother first, and let senior brother take care of him for two days.

The four-eyed Taoist secretly made up his mind. He stared at Wang Xiao, who was holding the Sanqing Bell behind him and stabbed the walking corpse quietly: "How many times have I told you not to mess with my guests again! When you get to the place, hurry up and knock." Door."

"oh oh…"

When Wang Xiao was caught doing something small, he was not embarrassed. He responded, ran to the door, raised his hand and patted the door.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Is anyone at home? They've come out to pick up guests..."

[Comes from Taoist Master Four Eyes, enlightenment +1 point]

"I'm coming……"

After a few consecutive shots, there was a response from behind the door.

Squeak!

The door opened a crack, and a young and mature man poked his head out in confusion.

When he came face to face, he saw a young man with a lot of things hanging on his body and a soul-calling flag on his shoulders. He stood in front of the door and looked at him with a smile.

Whose child is this? He looks so good-looking, like a fairy boy.

"you are?"

With his sight blocked, the mature man did not notice the four-eyed Taoist priest and the walking corpse outside the door, and asked the young man doubtfully.

"Hello, old man, Master and I would like to stay here for one night."

Old man?

Wencai was confused for a moment, then looked back and saw that the master was not here, and then he realized that it was him who was calling.

Although he looks a little older, his body and age are still that of a cucumber with a flower on his head and a thorn on his head.

This unlucky kid looks really ugly.

[Coming from literary talent, enlightenment +10 points]

"Axiao, don't scream, this is your senior brother."

"Wencai, are you up, master?"

Wencai, who was feeling a little depressed, his eyes lit up when he heard a familiar voice.

Standing on tiptoes, he saw behind the young man, his uncle, Taoist Priest Four Eyes, standing beside a row of corpses and nodding to him.

"Uncle Master, you haven't been here for a long time. My master should be up. Come in quickly."

When he saw it was Taoist Priest Four Eyes, Wencai was surprised and quickly opened the door.

The gate of Yizhuang is dark and thick, and the threshold is much higher than other places.

When people pass by, if they don't pay attention, they will stumble.

It's designed this way for a reason.

Yizhuang is not meant for living people to live in. If one day a zombie occurs, the newly formed walking zombies have limited mobility. The high threshold can prevent these guys from running out.

"You are my uncle's new disciple, right? My name is Wencai, and I am your senior brother."

After opening the door and waiting for Taoist Master Four Eyes to drive the zombies in, Wen Cai introduced himself to Wang Xiao with a naive smile.

Wang Xiao showed an innocent smile, "Hello, senior brother, my name is Wang Xiao, and I am Master's new disciple."

Looking at Wencai's old face, he said with envy: "Senior brother is so old, his hair is still so black, and he is so energetic. He is worthy of being a disciple of my uncle. His Taoism is profound."

The smile on Wencai's face froze.

This kid is worthy of being his uncle's disciple, and he is just as annoying as his uncle.

Although he is a bit dull, he also knows that senile refers to people over 60 years old.

But facing Wang Xiao's innocent look, Wencai had doubts about his appearance for the first time.

Do you really look that old?

Impossible, he looks handsome when he looks in the mirror.

[Coming from literary talent, enlightenment +9 points]

(End of this chapter)