Naruto: Start by eating the golden fruit

Chapter 177 Jiraiya’s Great Adventure (-in-)

"Ask me to investigate the mastermind?!" Jiraiya looked at Yuya in surprise.

He really didn't expect that Youya would give him such an important task as soon as he called him back.

Yuya looked at Jiraiya, but he couldn't tell whether Jiraiya had learned the sage mode or not.

Of course, this is normal. When the sage mode is not turned on, Jiraiya looks the same as normal.

In fact, Naruto was no different.

However, according to the original historical process, after the Second World War started, Jiraiya would definitely not be able to continue learning the sage mode when he went to the battlefield. And now there is no trace of the war at all, so Jiraiya should have been learning.

However, according to what the two immortals in the original history... the Immortal Toad said, Jiraiya's qualifications were not good enough and he needed the assistance of the two Toad Immortals.

But judging from the actual combat situation, it is not a disadvantage to let the two immortals help.

Because when the two immortals stood on Jiraiya's shoulders, Jiraiya himself could move at will without having to concentrate to absorb natural energy.

In fact, he didn't take pictures at all. After all, this is not a swimming pool. Everyone is wearing various cheongsams, silk skirts, etc., which is not worth taking pictures.

Jiraiya's eyes lit up as soon as he brushed his eyes, and then he stood at attention and saluted Yuya: "Promise to complete the mission!"

Now in Konoha Village, is there the bathhouse with the most women, or in other words, beauties?

These women are all very beautiful and well-dressed. After all, there are very few rich or married women who don't like to dress themselves up.

Youya smiled and waved his hand: "This is not outside. There are only two of us in the office, so there is no need to shout so loudly."

Jiraiya's expression suddenly softened: "Brother..."

Just take pictures of one person, keep a spare roll of film for her to take pictures of the rest!

Jiraiya looked at Yuya and his expression suddenly became serious: "So, Hokage-sama, you want to..."

Moreover, Kakuzu does not have the ability to control other ninjas. If he had, he would have used it in the battles recorded on the scroll.

Jiraiya slipped away quickly.

Jiraiya took the scroll from Yuya's hand and nodded: "Okay, I'll go back and read it."

Saying that, Yuya handed another scroll to Jiraiya: "The latest generation camera independently developed by the Scientific Research Department is small and lightweight, easy to carry and use, but it uses a lot of materials and costs a lot. Then you will find the behind-the-scenes camera." The gangster will take a picture of his appearance, and of course it’s best to catch him. If not, take a picture of his appearance and send him back so I can issue a wanted warrant.”

That is to say...

There are so many beauties here, even if they are just drinking tea, chatting and playing cards together, it is very pleasing to the eye.

It was much better than the situation later when Prince Naruto's natural energy disappeared at every turn.

I think there was someone else behind the scenes who controlled the Kumogakure ninjas in Konoha Village to attack the Uchiha family, leading to the total annihilation of the Kumogakure ninjas. "

The corners of Youya's mouth raised, what does it mean to win people's hearts? 【Tactical Retreat】

But the thing was found by Tsunade, so Jiraiya must have a reason and couldn't explain it, even if he didn't take it, he took it.

"It just so happens that the son of prophecy that you have been looking for has been outside the village, so... of course you can continue to look for that person, but while you are looking for someone, I hope you can accept the task of secretly investigating the mastermind behind the scenes. "

Although it is generally the affairs of each woman's family, this is what Yuya needs. After all, he cannot let ANBU ninjas investigate what they eat at home every day, where they go to play or work every day, and so on.

Jiraiya nodded after listening, but felt a little strange in his heart, why did he have to use a camera? It’s just about arresting people. You can also use portraits...

"Okay, I'll leave it to you then, get out of here and hurry up."

Then Jiraiya passed away trying to die, and then he was gone.

NONONO, it's the Women's Federation.

I won’t go into details about the role of this high-end circle. The key point is...

In the end, Jiraiya decisively decided to just yo-yo and leave Konoha Village.

Yuya saw Jiraiya's expression and changed the topic: "Of course, you have to remember that this thing is very precious, but your life is more important.

Jiraiya explained in horror, but of course Tsunade wouldn't listen.

Tsunade still attaches great importance to this kind of gathering, and because she also has a job in a hospital, she usually takes time out to organize gatherings on one day off every week.

At the same time, Kakuzu's own stealth ability is not too outstanding.

Then Yuya received the notification that Tsunade had beaten Jiraiya severely that day.

Therefore, Yu Ya directly suppressed his thoughts and said the topic with a smile: "Well, I have a report here about the ANBU squadron's arrest of the traitor Ninja Kakuzu of Taki Ninja Village. Take it and read it when you get back."

Moreover, the two immortals can also assist in combat, so to say that this is incomplete is only for the two immortals. The actual combat performance is much better than using it by absorbing the transformation.

It was impossible for Yuya to just open his mouth and ask "Hey, Jiraiya, have you learned the sage mode?" This kind of question would be too stupid.

Also...well, you can get some more film for this camera later, but remember, you have to use what I give you on the right path! You're not allowed to use this thing to take pictures of women's bathhouses, open-air swimming pools, etc., you know? ! "

Then Tsunade almost smashed Jiraiya's head.

The women's union organized by Tsunade is all the wives of powerful people in various families or the wives of powerful ninjas.

Tsunade thought very well. She brought these people together to help Yuya. In fact, these women gathered together to help Yuya coordinate the wives of these important figures in Konoha Village even just by chatting. them.

This alone was a big help, not to mention that Tsunade really gathered a lot of information from chatting with these ladies.

Yuya explained to Jiraiya the reason why he gave him this task: "There is nothing wrong with the report itself, but I noticed a situation, that is, when the ANBU ninjas followed Kakuzu, he did not notice it most of the time. of.

And after turning on the sage mode, the two sages can continue to provide natural energy to Jiraiya.

I really can't stay in this shitty place for a day.

It is really strange to say that since Jiraiya went to find the Son of Prophecy, he would always be hunted down every time he returned to Konoha, and then he would wander around the Konoha Village in a state of embarrassment. This is really strange.

——Well, if Jiraiya is not a bitch, no one would dare to drive him away. After all, he is also a person related to the Hokage, but Jiraiya can intervene...

Some people have reached their age and know that their time is running out, so they just want to be carefree and enjoy themselves.

And some people have been very carefree since childhood, living their lives as they please.

Although the consequence of this is that many affected people will treat him maliciously...

Jiraiya sighed a little after leaving Konoha. After all, he originally wanted to go with Yuya to watch the recording of the beauty show. Jiraiya felt thirsty and excited when he saw those programs on TV in the early morning of the Land of Whirlpool. If he watched them live, he couldn't even imagine how good it would be.

In the end, this was the result.

Alas, this is really...

……

On the other hand, Tsunade was also fuming when she went home at night, and the anger on her face was almost solidified.

"What's wrong?" Youya asked naturally. So Tsunade talked about what happened today and finally concluded:
"That damn bastard! I was originally planning to find him a wife. When those ladies heard that Jiraiya was your brother, they all happily agreed. They all agreed that they would introduce the younger members of the family to Jiraiya. Also, it turns out that this bastard showed up uninvited!
That place is the place of our Women’s Federation! The only people who could get in were women of high status. Could he be holding back something good when he went in there? ! "

Tsunade added angrily: "And I don't know which bastard sold him the latest camera. You don't know how my sisters looked at him when they found the camera from him. …

It's a shame I still think about him like this! "

Yuya's hand holding the newspaper in his hand tightened slightly, and then Yuya raised the newspaper a little higher so that Tsunade wouldn't see his expression. He coughed and said calmly: "Jiraiya, every month in these years The money I sent him was not less than a penny, so I should have bought it myself.

Although a camera of 800,000 taels is a bit expensive, for ordinary people, it is just one month's salary for Jiraiya. "

Speaking of which, Yuya was glad that he had previously believed that people in Konoha Village were quite wealthy, so he placed the camera in the supermarket.

Otherwise, I really can’t tell clearly today.

Tsunade curled her lips and looked at Yuya complainingly: "Didn't I tell you that you were too kind to Jiraiya? Why do you give so much money every month...

Alas, you don’t know how embarrassed I was at that time. Fortunately, our place was the gathering place of the Women’s Federation, and there was no independent bathhouse or anything like that, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to explain clearly. "

At this point, Tsunade squeezed her palms and her finger bones crunched: "No, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Next time we meet, I will definitely beat this bastard!"

Yuya shrank his neck and silently mourned for Jiraiya for a second.

In fact, this statement is completely untenable. Although Jiraiya gives him more than 800,000 taels of funding every month, this guy goes to drink flower wine and visit flower houses every now and then. Is there any specific relationship with anyone? I don’t know if the lady had an in-depth exchange, but if there is, then more than 800,000 taels per month should not be enough for him to make.

Although the purchasing power of Konoha's silver is very strong, it cannot withstand what Jiraiya does.

In general, it is normal for a glass of wine in a flower house to cost as little as 500 taels, as much as 7,800, or even tens of thousands taels.

With Jiraiya's personality, it's impossible to just have one drink and order a few little girls to accompany you...

That little money is really not enough to build it.

So Jiraiya is actually a moonlight clan and has no spare money at all.

However, Yuya had information, and the ANBU people kept an eye on Jiraiya and reported it once a month, but Tsunade didn't know.

So my good little brother, you can take this responsibility for your elder brother.

but……

"Jiraiya is indeed a grown man. Now that you have talked about this with your sisters, do you actually have a goal?"

Tsunade looked at Yuya and was surprised: "How do you know?"

Then Tsunade's eyes narrowed: "You don't know how to send someone to follow me, right?!"

Yuya rolled his eyes: "Why would I send someone to follow you if I have nothing to do? Besides, there aren't many ANBU ninjas who are stronger than you. They still have many missions that need to go out of the village."

Yuya complained: "To be honest, Konoha Village can support itself by just developing manufacturing industry. Those damn daimyo from the Fire Country actually throw some tasks over here every day. Damn it, sooner or later I will get rid of those daimyo." Take back the right to assign tasks, and those who do the tasks will be dusted when they come back!"

Tsunade scratched her cheek and knew that Yuya couldn't spy on her, so she pretended not to hear Yuya complaining about the Fire Country's daimyo Tsunade.

She had actually discovered a long time ago that her husband had no respect for the Daimyo of the Fire Country, oh no, the Daimyos of all countries in the world.

If she had known, even a strong man like her grandfather Senju Hashirama would be treated with great respect and address as "sama" when negotiating with the Daimyo of the Fire Country.

Of course, Senju Hashirama negotiated with the previous generation Fire Nation daimyo. Senju Hashirama was very tough and did not make too many concessions. The final result was that Konoha Village had a high degree of autonomy.

And this is something the Fire Country Daimyo has always wanted to take back.

But Youya is different.

Although he sends a sum of money to the Daimyo of the Fire Country every year, and persuades the Daimyo of the Fire Country to build roads, and he also contributes most of the money for road construction, it seems to be of great benefit to the Daimyo of the Fire Country.

But Tsunade herself knew that Yuya didn't have any respect for the Daimyo of the Land of Fire.

In other words, to her husband, there is no difference between the fire country daimyo and the ordinary villagers of Konoha Village. Yuya does not have the respect for the nobles like his grandfather.

It's hard to imagine.

Tsunade shook her head and threw these thoughts out of her mind, then looked at Yuya and curled her lips: "Okay, I know you didn't follow me. In fact, I did find a good family for Jiraiya, Yue Guang. That girl from the clan.”

After hearing this, Youya raised his head and began to search for information in his mind, and finally found a person: "Moonlight Red Bee? That hot girl?"

Tsunade nodded: "Although she has a bad temper and a very tough personality, I think it takes a girl like this to suppress Jiraiya."

Yuya sighed: "But I remember she is only eighteen years old this year...seven years younger than Jiraiya..."

Yuya shut his mouth as soon as he said this, almost forgetting that his wife, Tsunade, is 6 years younger than him...

Tsunade looked at Yuya with dead fish eyes and snorted coldly, then directly ignored the topic of age: "That girl Red Bee is so good, she has such a long and beautiful figure, and she is also very strong. She is now an elite chuunin. No, some Jonin are no match for her, and if she goes to be with Jiraiya, she can make him more serious."

Yuya shook the newspaper in his hand and nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, my wife, you are right. How about you go help Jiraiya?"

Tsunade rolled her eyes directly: "It was okay to talk about this before, but now...

It's not that no one wants her, it's just that the girl is very demanding and must be able to defeat his father before she agrees to marry.

Jiraiya's strength is enough, but it's a pity...

No woman likes a pervert. "

Youya was silent.

like……

Indeed...

Alas, Jiraiya, you fucking brat are not living up to expectations!

……

At this time, Jiraiya, who had left Konoha Village, sneezed loudly.

"Hmm, did someone miss me?" A lewd smile suddenly appeared on Jiraiya's face, "It must be those girls in the flower house~"

Jiraiya chuckled a few times, the girls in the flower building are really big and white~

It's a pity that this month's salary has been spent. There are still more than 20 days until the next payment day. How should I get by~

Jiraiya licked his lips and then his stomach rumbled.

Jiraiya sighed, forget it, let's go find a river to drink water and grill a fish.

Feng Dian had been sleeping in the open for more than half a month, and Jiraiya was counting the days and heading to the Leaf Village to prepare for a trip to the Bear Country. Of course, the Bear Country is not his destination, the Craftsman Country is.

Jiraiya needs to make a scroll that can store things cyclically in the land of craftsmen.

That kind of scroll is very expensive, but only for ordinary ninjas.

Three hundred thousand for a reusable storage scroll is expensive for most ninjas.

After all, there are only a few jounin, and it is not easy for chuunin to come up with 300,000 taels at a time.

It's not like every village's chuunin pays them wages like Konoha does.

What Jiraiya wanted to do, of course, was to store his camera in it.

Most ninjutsu scrolls are one-time use, whether for information or storage.

That is to say, the scroll will be useless after being taken out, and it can be used again after recycling.

Of course, this is enough for many ninjas. After all, the ninja tools stored in the scrolls only need to be taken out once.

You can't just put the shuriken in and take it out during the same battle, right?
That's just too stupid.

But the camera is different. It is very annoying to have this camera hanging on your body all the time, and it will be easily scrapped if you get into a fight.

So Jiraiya had to find a scroll that could be recycled and stored.

Therefore, he left Konoha Village through the south gate of Konoha. Don't tell me, Konoha Village becomes more and more desolate as you go south. There are many places where you can't see a village even after walking all day.

There are weeds, woods and wild animals everywhere. It's quite cheap, and grilled meat is definitely more filling than grilled fish.

And it was against this background that Jiraiya had been walking for half a month and was almost leaving the border of the Land of Fire.

As long as we walk for a day or two, we will definitely reach the bear country.

But during the day, Jiraiya was fetching water from a stream, and while he was wondering where to get some food, a gust of wind carried a string of laughter like silver bells to Jiraiya's ears.

Jiraiya's ears suddenly pricked up, and his body unconsciously turned towards the crisp and playful voice.

After hesitating for 0.7356 seconds, Jiraiya stood up and rushed towards the sound side silently.

As soon as he arrived at his destination, Jiraiya's eyes instantly turned into love.

Wow! Beauty!
beauty!
And~

Still beauties preparing to take a bath.

The place where Jiraiya was at this time was above the side wall of a clear pool with blue waves.

Jiraiya was not noticed for a while under the cover of weeds and trees.

Jiraiya showed a piggy face. Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something, took out his camera, stuffed the film into it, and then raised the camera...

Hehehe, I’m so lucky today.

Unexpectedly, the camera lens reflected luster under the sunlight. Although it was only for a moment, it was enough for Jiraiya to be discovered.

"Who?!"

A short-haired beauty who was taking off her clothes suddenly turned around. Three shurikens appeared in her hand and were thrown in Jiraiya's direction.

Jiraiya was shocked and quickly turned around and ran away.

This was actually discovered? !
Is this woman so alert? !
However, before he could even take two steps, a figure with a teleportation technique stopped in front of him.

"Click" the kunai was pressed in front of Jiraiya. Jiraiya took a closer look and saw that it was the short-haired girl among the beauties he had just spied on.

Jiraiya swallowed his saliva and raised his hand with a smile: "Well, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding..."

The short-haired girl was surprised when she saw Jiraiya's face clearly.

But at this time, there were several whooshing sounds behind him, and Jiraiya was shocked:

Are these women all ninjas? !

Today is over, I'm going to get a good beating for sure, I hope I don't get slapped in the face.

Unexpectedly, when these women saw Jiraiya, they were even more surprised than Jiraiya:
"Man?!" XN
"It's actually a man?!" XN
Another exclamation.

Jiraiya: "...?"

Is this any wonder? !

……

Jiraiya was eventually caught, and his hands were tied with ropes. Although he could break free on his own, Jiraiya knew he was in the wrong and did not resist.

He mainly used voyeurism to stimulate excitement. If he was discovered, he would run away. If he couldn't run away, he would be beaten severely. There was no need to fight back. Jiraiya felt that as a special Jonin of Konoha Village, he was very powerful. If he was not careful, If you kill the opponent, someone will die.

So forget it.

As a result, he was taken to a village.

I was a little curious as I walked along, because in this village there were people working, people carrying hoes on their backs, wine bottles in their hands, and people hammering nails and laying planks on the roofs. They are all women.

Jiraiya was a little confused, were there no men in these people's families? Do women do all this rough and heavy work?

Then he was taken to a house built with red bricks and blue tiles.

Then he saw the short-haired female ninja who had brought him here standing at the door and shouting: "Village Chief! We caught a man! And he was caught at Qingtan Spring in the back mountain!"

Jiraiya was a little confused. If he caught the peeping thief, he would catch it. Why should he emphasize that he was a man?
You don’t want to torture yourself...

Jiraiya felt a chill and was already thinking about how to escape.

Then he heard the sound of crutches coming from inside, the door was opened, and then an old woman supported by a girl appeared in Jiraiya's eyes.

Is the village chief also a woman... Jiraiya already felt something was wrong, his heart was pounding.

Then, when the old woman saw him, her eyes flashed and she said in a deep voice: "Man?!

How did you enter this village? ! How did you get to Qingtan Spring? ! There is only one intersection in the village. It is impossible for someone to break into the village without knowing it! "

Jiraiya suddenly became anxious. As we all know, voyeurism and trespassing on territory are two crimes.

And if Jiraiya really breaks in, he will break in. He won't admit anything he didn't do!

So Jiraiya spoke uprightly: "I didn't break in! I went to your spring from over there!"

The women present looked in the direction of Jiraiya's finger, then grabbed the short-haired girl who was tied with Jiraiya's rope and snorted: "Lie! That place is extremely dangerous, and there are birds and beasts everywhere. Just because you can Go through that area?!”

Jiraiya frowned: "They're just a bunch of wild beasts. What's so hard about it?
I even baked them and ate them! "

The short-haired girl immediately wanted to take action, but was stopped by the village chief.

The village elder's wife looked at the Konoha forehead protector hanging on Jiraiya's waist, and looked at Jiraiya with squinted eyes: "Are you... a ninja from Konoha Village?!"

Jiraiya was stunned, hesitated for a moment, and then realized that this was nothing embarrassing, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

So he nodded and admitted.

Although being caught for peeping was actually embarrassing for Konoha people, Jiraiya was not the kind of person who would deny it after doing it.

As for Konoha's face...

Brother! My little brother is embarrassing you!

Jiraiya felt guilty for a second, and then felt more at ease.

As a result, the village elder's wife immediately laughed after hearing this: "Ninjas of Konoha, it's okay.

Himihu, untie him. "

The short-haired girl suddenly frowned: "Village chief, this...isn't this right? He is obviously not going to do good things in that place!"

The village chief waved his hand: "Hey, don't say that. After all, you have nothing to lose, and..."

The village elder's wife looked at Jiraiya with a searching look in her eyes, and Jiraiya suddenly felt frightened.

"Can I ask a question? What's your... position in Konoha? How much is your weekly salary?"

Saying that, the village elder's wife took another look at the Konoha forehead protector around Jiraiya's waist.

Jiraiya was a little confused, and his intuition told him that it was best not to say anything, but when he thought about it carefully, it was not something that couldn't be said...

"Well, especially jounin... As for salary, we don't pay it weekly, but monthly. I can receive a salary of 800,000 taels every month..."

After Jiraiya finished speaking, the short-haired girl Himiko looked at him in shock: "What?! Eight hundred thousand taels?! Just you?! You mean you can buy hundreds of sets of that kind of skin care product a month?!"

Jiraiya was confused, what kind of skin care products?

Well, after all, Jiraiya is not a woman and does not need to give gifts to please women.

Youya previously opened a cosmetics factory after discovering that it was very easy to make money from women. The cost of 100 taels was increased fifty times and sold for 5000 taels. Don’t ask, ask for technology, ask for technology, ask for help Lingbuling water is moist and moist. If you don’t buy it, some people will.

Of course, the final result was that these cosmetics and Yuya's jewelry stores directly emptied the wallets of the women in Konoha Village.

Even now, the most famous thing about Konoha is not the wealth of Konoha, but that this is a village that can make women more beautiful.

How should I put it, Yuya just wanted to empty the wallets of the men and women in Konoha Village, but things seemed to be going in a direction he couldn't predict...

As for why people in this village know...

"So rich. Last time my cousin went to work in Konoha, she earned 50,000 taels a week, which is only 200,000 taels a month. Excluding rent, water and electricity, she only spent about 100,000 taels a month on cosmetics. Come on, he is actually so rich?"

"Who says it's not the case? My second aunt's daughter married to Konoha. The life of a nobleman she lives every day now is the kind of life where someone takes care of her when she wakes up and feeds her when she eats. Even so, it is said that it only takes a month. It costs four to five hundred thousand taels!”

“Oh my God, he’s so rich?!”

"Didn't you listen to what he said? He is a ninja! A ninja from Konoha!"

"Hmm...but he looks so weak..."

"Indeed...it feels like he is lying to me..."

Himiko also felt that Jiraiya was lying to her, so she snorted and said, "Who knows if what you said is true? Someone in our village deceived a sister of our village before, and it was me who rescued her. !”

Jiraiya curled his lips: "What does it have to do with me whether you believe it or not?"

"you!"

The village elder's wife tapped the ground with her cane, and Himihu suddenly became quiet.

Then the village elder woman looked at Jiraiya, looked up and down and became more and more satisfied, then she directly smiled at Jiraiya and said: "It's very simple to confirm whether you are a ninja of Konoha.

Himihu, can't you just have a battle of destiny with him tomorrow? "

Himiko was stunned for a moment, then looked at Jiraiya, looked at it carefully and sighed: "Although you are not the one I like, if you can beat me, I can make do with it."

Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, then frowned and asked, "That fateful battle... what is that?"

The village elder's wife was stunned, then looked at Jiraiya: "You don't know where this is?"

Jiraiya looked confused: "Should I know where this is?"

Village elder’s wife: “You don’t know where this is and why are you here?
This is Nadeshiko Village. This village is full of women. Every man who comes here comes to this village to find his true love. As for the oath of fate...

It is a battle between the two sides.

To put it simply, if you win Himihu, then she will marry you, and she will go wherever you go for the rest of your life, stay with you, take care of you, and give you children to pass on to the next generation..."

Jiraiya's mind went blank for a moment, and he looked stiffly at the short-haired girl aside.

The short-haired girl was not shy, she just raised her eyebrows and nodded seriously: "If you can really beat me, I have no objection."

Jiraiya's lips were trembling as he asked the village elder's wife: "Then, what if she wins? Can I leave?!"

The village elder's wife snorted coldly: "If she wins you, then you have to stay in this village and then you must marry her."

Jiraiya's eyes suddenly widened: "Do you want to listen to what you are saying! Why do I have to marry her whether I win or lose!"

The village elder's wife punched the ground heavily: "This is the battle of fate! It is a fate you cannot escape!"

"Fuck my uncle's fate! Isn't this all what you're talking about?!"

The village elder woman waved her hand, and Jiraiya was carried away by a group of women.

Completely ignoring his struggles and yelling...

……

A few days later:
Yuya from the Hokage's office in Konoha looked at the information sent back by the ANBU ninja in his hand, but he couldn't see any signs of forgery. Finally, he couldn't help but asked the ANBU ninja:
"That... the head of Nadeshiko Village, does her eyes have bad eyesight?

How could Jiraiya be treated so favorably? "

(End of this chapter)