Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Chapter 97: The Qing Emperor debates the scriptures and seizes the cassock; the court of the small road wants rain

Emperor Zhang Qing felt a little impulsive when he came on stage.

After all, it is easy for you to let him give this liar monk a blow.

But if he was asked to argue with Liubian, he really couldn't do it.

Because Emperor Zhang Qing has never read a Buddhist scripture until now.

The black bear spirit in the audience said in the old monk's ear, "Master, how about I stab that monk to death with one shot?"

The old monk looked at him like an idiot.

"Aren't I afraid that Emperor Qing will fail? If you make him angry, it will be a bit difficult to debate the scriptures?"

"How did you know he was not good?" asked the old monk.

"If you are willing to go on stage, you are sure of it. Qingdi may not even know what Buddhist scriptures are." The black bear spirit said while chewing the flower seeds.

"You think Emperor Zhang Qing is as familiar as a little demon in Manshanquan..." The old monk regretted it after he finished speaking.

That little snake will definitely do it!

"He won't even let go of little demons, and he can even handle a fake monk." The old monk changed his words directly.

"What's the donor doing here?" Liu Bian clasped his hands together.

It looks like it can burn out many relics.

Liu Bian glanced at the disciple behind him and thought that Emperor Zhang Qing had also arranged it.

But the disciple shook his head slightly, and Liu Bian had already turned around.

"Do you have any questions?" Liu Bian asked with a smile.

I will find someone uglier next time. This guy looks like this and will steal my limelight, Liu Bian thought in his mind.

"Dare you ask the master's Dharma name?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

The old Taoist priest in the audience said anxiously, "Be careful, this guy will be beaten out by these monks! So are these monks, why don't you take action!"

The little Taoist priest accompanied the old monk with a wry smile.

Liu Bian frowned slightly and said, "You come to listen to the sutra debate, but you don't know the name of the poor monk."

"I'm here to listen to scripture debates and Buddhist teachings. Why do I need to know your Dharma name?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

After Zhang Qingdi finished speaking, everyone in the audience murmured, what he said made sense.

"The poor monk Liu Bian! Your Majesty gave me the title of Archmage!"

"Which Six Bian is Master?" Emperor Zhang Qing also racked his brains for magical powers.

"Bianren, demons, immortals, heaven, earth, sentient beings!" Liubian said proudly.

After hearing this guy's explanation, Zhang Qingdi was sure that this guy was a stick.

"Buddhism says that all living beings are equal, so you can argue with all living beings, so why do you need to do this and add the previous five arguments?

Why, your intestines are unblocked and you have five bowel movements every day? "After Emperor Zhang Qing said this, everyone laughed.

Liu Bian's face turned from white to red, and then from red to black!

"Donor, if you have nothing to do, go down quickly. Don't make fun of the poor monk." Liu Bian said through gritted teeth.

"Hit him! Why don't you hit him!" the old Taoist priest muttered from below. "These monks are really useless!"

"What, are those five things coming again today?" Emperor Zhang Qing mocked.

Liu Bian turned to look at his disciple.

Those disciples couldn't move.

"You! Stop talking nonsense!" Liu Bian jumped up angrily. "Come on! Beat this madman out!"

But seeing no reaction from the disciples, Liu Bian looked at Zhang Qingdi as someone who could fight.

Finally, he rushed towards Emperor Zhang Qing with his Zen staff in hand.

"Master, you have been convinced by me. Do you want to kill people and silence them? It's not that people in Buddhism are not angry or angry. You have violated two precepts this time." Zhang Qingdi said while hiding.

"I'll kill you!" Liu Bian was completely crazy.

The black bear spirit in the audience sighed, "This monk is indeed not as good as the master. The master can hold back his anger every time."

"Sometimes I can't help it." The old monk said quietly.

"The fight started! Break that face!" the old Taoist priest gloated. "But just watch, if someone is going to die, we will save him.

After all, our Taoist sect has always been generous, so since we know each other, we have to save him. "

"Oh." The little Taoist priest said numbly.

"Okay! Three precepts!" Emperor Zhang Qing gently turned sideways to avoid the Zen staff. "Master, if you break a few more precepts, it will be called the Six Precepts from now on. The name I gave you is no better than your Six Precepts."

"Ah!!!" Liu Bian threw away the golden bowl that was in the way.

He held the Zen staff in both hands and smashed it at Zhang Qingdi. This was obviously aimed at killing people. How could Emperor Zhang Qing indulge him? He punched the monk and knocked him to the ground.

He grabbed his cassock and said, "You are worthy of wearing such a cassock!"

The black bear spirit was stunned. Emperor Zhang Qing took off his cassock from the unconscious monk and picked up the golden bowl. I originally wanted to take the Zen staff, but the staff was damaged by Liu Bian.

Seeing this, everyone on the stage rushed to the stage and snatched back the money they had offered.

"Master, how did I complete this task?"

"Very good."

"That's good, I'll give this golden bowl to the master to drink porridge." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"Then what if the old monk thinks that what you did is not good?" The old monk heard that there was something in Zhang Qingdi's words.

"Then this golden bowl is waiting to contain the master's relics." Emperor Zhang Qing said and gave the cassock to the black bear spirit.

The black bear spirit glanced at the old monk, you don’t need to ask!

Then he took the cassock and said with a smile, "You must be the Qing Emperor!"

The old monk looked at Liu Bian who had fallen on the stage and suddenly sympathized with him.

Emperor Zhang Qing and others left Hongfa Temple directly.

Soon the soldiers of Wanshi Kingdom arrived to maintain order.

The old Taoist priest in the audience said to his disciple, "In the future, when Master is impulsive, please hold Master back."

"Oh." The little Taoist priest put his hand on his forehead.

The leading general lifted Liu Bian up and took him back to the palace. The general had no intention of arresting anyone, and he released them all without even asking.

From then on, six debates! It has become the most convenient name in the Kingdom of All Worlds.

Emperor Zhang Qing and his party returned to the small temple.

The old Taoist priest and the others came a little late, and the young Taoist priest told them what happened next.

"Your Majesty has actually been dissatisfied with Master Liubian for a long time, otherwise he would not have allowed us to build this small temple here." The little Taoist priest said with a smile.

"It's not like your small temple has the ability to compete with others." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

The old Taoist priest turned around and left. Taoist ancestor said that the best thing is like water!

That is to say, kind people should walk around like water.

The little Taoist priest said confidently, "This temple can only be built in one year. If you give Xiaodao three years, let alone fight against each other..."

"It's just because Liu Bian is a liar!" the old monk couldn't help but say.

"Master Qing, a large group of soldiers are coming outside." Erhei came over to report.

"They should be here to find me." said the little Taoist priest.

"What do I want from you?" Erhei became even more worried. "It's not us who has caused trouble for you, right?"

"It hasn't rained in Wanshi Kingdom for almost a year." The little Taoist priest said to them, "They asked Master and me to pray for rain."

"Can you ask for rain?" Erhei asked in surprise.

In her eyes, he was just an ordinary little Taoist priest.

"It's rain!" The little Taoist priest smiled with bright eyes.

"You, you know I..."

"Except Master and Donor Zhang, I can see your true colors." The little Taoist priest smiled and said, "Sister Erhei, wait until I come back to help you make dinner."

Soon the leading general saluted the old Taoist priest as soon as he entered the door.

"Didn't you tell us to prepare for a few more days?" the old Taoist priest said uncertainly.

"Don't blame the real person. Your Majesty just wants to invite the real person to the royal court to talk about it." General Gu said respectfully.

"What's going on?" the old Taoist priest asked a little guilty.

General Gu hesitated and said, "Today, Your Majesty has deprived you of the position of Archmage of Liubian."

The old Taoist priest didn't know what this had to do with wanting to see him.

Emperor Zhang Qing looked at the old Taoist priest, this guy is really stupid.    The question is, how did such a stupid guy get such an outstanding apprentice?

You want to say lie... Zhang Qingdi thought that the young Taoist priest could sell the old Taoist priest, so he had to help count the money.

"We will enter the palace after a little preparation." said the little Taoist priest.

General Gu nodded, "Then we'll wait outside."

After General Gu left, the old Taoist priest asked nervously, "Is it because we went to Hongfa Temple today that your Majesty thought we were behind it?"

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Zhang Qingdi.

"Don't worry, when they catch me, I will confess you." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

The old Taoist priest's face was ashen.

The little Taoist priest could only say, "Donor Zhang is joking with you. His Majesty allowed us to enter the palace, most likely to encourage you to pray for rain. At the same time, he will make some promises to you."

"Really?" The old Taoist priest suddenly became energetic.

His trust in his disciples was established through countless things.

Otherwise, with the encouragement of his disciples, he would not have taken the initiative to go to His Majesty and promise to pray for rain.

"Then let's enter the palace quickly." The old Taoist glanced at Emperor Zhang Qing. "Don't worry, we won't betray you."

Zhang Qingdi didn't expect that he would be despised.

After the old Taoist priest and the young Taoist priest left, Emperor Zhang Qing asked the old monk, "Master, the weather is really nice today. It is a good day to practice magical powers."

Hearing Emperor Zhang Qing say this, the old monk had a smile on his face.

"A poor monk doesn't lie." He stretched out a finger, and golden light flowed from the fingertips.

Zhang Qingdi was a little worried and didn't want to let him order.

"Huh! How can this poor monk harm you?" the old monk said angrily.

He stabbed Zhang Qingdi's forehead hard with his finger.

After being clicked, Zhang Qingdi fell straight over.

The black bear spirit and the little toad helped Zhang Qingdi up.

The black bear spirit couldn't help but ask, "Master, why are you so harsh?"

"Take off your cassock!" The old monk thought that the black bear wearing cassock was too eye-catching.

"No! This was given to me by Emperor Qing." The black bear spirit saw that Emperor Zhang Qing was breathing steadily and knew that he didn't ask any questions.

The little toad was not worried at all. During this time, the little toad had grown a lot with the old monk. He could see that the old monk not only did not cause any harm, but the golden light he gave the master was very extraordinary.

Emperor Zhang Qing slept all night before waking up.

He stretched out comfortably, and Erhei brought him a plate of braised beef.

Emperor Zhang Qing picked up a piece with his hand and put it into his mouth.

"It tastes really good." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

When Emperor Zhang Qing came out of the courtyard, the old Taoist priest said to Emperor Zhang Qing in a somewhat flirtatious manner, "Yesterday, your majesty told me that as long as I pray for rain, he will make me a great mage."

"He probably didn't tell you what would happen if you couldn't ask for rain?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

The old Taoist priest was speechless for a moment. His Majesty of the Kingdom of All Worlds is a veritable tyrant.

Last night he was going to burn Liubian, but finally the old Taoist priest begged for mercy and expelled Liubian.

Zhang Qingdi ignored him and went directly outside.

In the small courtyard, the old monk is meditating with his eyes closed, and the black bear spirit is wearing a smug cassock. Little Toad helps Erhei wash the vegetables.

Suddenly the old monk was the only one left in the courtyard.

The old monk opened his eyes in horror, "You have learned!"

"It's not that bad, can't I take it in?" Emperor Zhang Qing raised his sleeves, and the three of them appeared again.

"What? Is it dark?" The black bear spirit tightly protected his cassock. "Have you learned the master's magical powers?"

Emperor Zhang Qing put the three of them away again.

keep it!

Release it!

Put it away again and put it out again!

Emperor Zhang Qing had a great time.

Little Toad got used to it when Emperor Zhang Qing was learning sword-controlling skills. But the black bear spirit was very dissatisfied.

"Master Qing!" Erhei said angrily, "If you keep making trouble, I won't be able to cook at noon today."

"I'm sorry." Zhang Qingdi apologized quickly.

So Zhang Qingdi let them go and waved his sleeves at the old monk.

The sleeves of Emperor Zhang Qing's robe exploded.

The old monk knocked lightly and received the golden bowl given to him by Emperor Zhang Qing.

The annoying Mr. Zhang disappeared.

"Master, let him out again during the meal." said the black bear spirit.

"Huh?" The old monk's expression changed slightly.

The golden bowl moved just now...

He really regrets now that he didn't meet Emperor Zhang Qing earlier and let the Taoist sect snatch the little snake away.

This little snake has a bad heart and a poisonous mouth, if he reads a few more Buddhist scriptures.

Even if one debate on sutras does not destroy a few of his Buddhist hearts, it will not be able to tolerate the mouth of this little snake.

But what surprised the old monk the most was Zhang Qingdi's understanding.

"Hahaha, Master, I'm out!" Emperor Zhang Qing laughed and came out of the golden bowl.

This time he waved his sleeves and put the old monk's head directly into the sleeves, leaving the rest of his body outside.

But soon the old monk came out again.

"Today I will fucking put aside the Dharma." The old monk said angrily. Now he only wished that he had not encountered this little snake earlier and killed him earlier.

I saw that the old monk was covered in golden light, and he looked very scary.

Emperor Zhang Qing ran away directly in the golden light.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry! Don't be angry, don't be angry!" The old monk reacted and murmured to himself.

He clasped his hands together and sat cross-legged.

After a while, he opened his eyes.

"The poor monk has violated the precepts."

"Understandable." The black bear spirit said while holding back a smile.

"Master, I didn't mean it." The old man who helped his family run away explained.

"Little Toad, don't mention him now."

"Oh, @ didn't mean it." As expected, the little toad didn't say the word "master".

The old Taoist priest in the front yard heard the movement behind him and wanted to take a look with some gloating.

The little Taoist stopped him and said, "Master, please don't go."

As soon as the old Taoist priest thought of Zhang Qingdi's punching style, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​going to the backyard to watch the excitement.

Zhang Qingdi ran a little hastily, he ran randomly.

This should be the mountain behind the small temple.

"Oh, you should be more careful when playing in the future." Zhang Qingdi also regretted it somewhat.

The old monk wouldn't kill him, but it was still possible that he was beaten just now.

"Huh?" Zhang Qingdi looked back.

A tiger nearly two feet tall stared at him.

"Isn't this fun?" Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

He waved his sleeves and the tiger disappeared.

"Deer! Deer! Oh no, the tiger was captured by a man." Aries ran desperately to find the sika deer.

"Who was captured?" the sika deer asked anxiously.

　Thank you to those who helped me find typos...

　　Thank you very much! ! !

　　

　

(End of this chapter)