Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Chapter 102 Ran Deng explains in detail the Five Immortals Realm. The Qing Emperor makes a fuss in the Wuzhuang Temple.

In the end, if the little toad hadn't come over and tricked the old monk away, Emperor Zhang Qing would have inevitably felt the shock that the Lantern Ancient Buddha had brought to him today.

"No! You have to practice quickly." Zhang Qingdi murmured to himself. "It feels like this old monk's Dharma is becoming less and less able to suppress his slap."

This is really what the old monk pretended not to hear.

When they arrived at Wanshou Mountain, the black bear spirit asked Emperor Zhang Qing, "Is this Wuzhuang Temple very powerful?"

"Is the ancestor of the Earth Immortal powerful?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

The black bear spirit took a breath of air.

They were talking about two little Taoist boys walking down from Wanshou Mountain.

"The breeze on the trail!"

"Xiaodao Mingyue!"

The two little Taoist boys said directly, "May I ask if you are Taoist friend Zhang Qingdi?"

"I am Zhang Qingdi."

"My master expected that you would come here today, so he asked us to go down the mountain to greet you and go up the mountain to talk." Qingfeng said.

"Your master made a miscalculation. We arrived yesterday." Emperor Zhang Qing said lukewarmly.

The two little Taoist boys did not expect that Emperor Zhang Qing would say such a thing.

However, Emperor Zhang Qing still led everyone up the mountain.

The black bear spirit on the road couldn't help but ask, "Master, what's the difference between earth immortals, human immortals, ghost immortals and so on?"

“There are five types of immortals: heaven, earth, humans, gods, and ghosts.

Ghost immortals are those who practiced Taoism during their lifetime, but could not become immortals due to lack of talent. After death, they go to the underworld to work as ghost immortals, or enjoy the incense of the human world for mountain gods, land, and city gods. If they have merit, they will be promoted to the immortal level in heaven.

The most typical example is Bigan during the Yin and Shang Dynasties, who were promoted from ghost immortals to heavenly immortals.

Immortals are mortals who, if they achieve certain results in their practice, will be able to prolong their lives, live without grains and maintain their health, and they will also have some magic skills. Then Gongsun Dameng is not far from the immortal.

The Earth Immortal refers to those who have not yet completed their cultivation and cannot transcend the human world, but they already have magical powers and can live forever.

The immortal was an earthly immortal who didn't want to stay in the human world anymore, so he worked hard to practice. After cultivating the three flowers gathered at the top and the five qi toward the Yuan, he completed his merits and lived in the immortal's cave, and he became an immortal.

Immortals are divided into three levels.

The first level is that the gods live in the void, conform to the Great Dao, and become the Yang God of the innate void, incarnating into millions. This kind of immortal has a permanent certification, and is immortal for ten thousand kalpas. The heaven and the earth are destroyed but I am not.

This first level is on the same level as the Jade Emperor, Tathagata, and Sanqing.

The second level refers to those who do not want to live in the cave, but preach in the human world. They have meritorious deeds on the path and deeds in the world. After their meritorious deeds are completed, the heavenly court will grant the book of heaven, and they become immortals.

This kind of immortal has two choices, one is to go to heaven to serve, and the other is to return to cave heaven.

The third level is that after becoming an immortal, he directly goes to heaven to serve as an official. However, although such immortals are awarded the title of immortal by heaven, they are scattered and do not belong to the true stream. "

Emperor Zhang Qing was also greatly shocked after hearing this. This was the first time he had heard of this.

In the original work, the longevity star said that monkeys are Taiyi Sanxian and cannot enter the true stream. That’s what it means.

"Who are you, master?" asked the black bear spirit.

"It goes without saying that the master must be an Earth Immortal! A very powerful Earth Immortal." The little toad said firmly.

If Emperor Zhang Qing had said this, the old monk would have slapped him down.

But Little Toad...this kid doesn't know much.

He used to think that his master was a snake demon.

Emperor Zhang Qing suppressed his smile and Qingfeng Mingyue glanced at the old monk. The old monk’s explanation just now is not something that ordinary people can understand.

"Dare you ask the master's name?" Mingyue asked.

"I don't dare to call myself a master, I'm just an old monk." The old monk replied lukewarmly.

Qingfeng Mingyue put away their arrogance.

Soon Wuzhuang Temple appeared in front of everyone.

But the most eye-catching couplet is the couplet, the Immortal Palace of Immortality, the Taoist Family that shares the same longevity as Heaven!

Black Bear Spirit was shocked by this couplet.

"This is not something ordinary people would dare to write." The black bear spirit murmured to himself.

Mingyue glanced at the black bear spirit, with a somewhat contemptuous look in her eyes. These goblins from the countryside really don't have much knowledge. "Of course most people don't dare to write about it. My master is the ancestor of the earthly immortals. The Sanqing Dynasty is my master's friend. The Four Emperors are his old friends..."

After these two guys finished speaking, they deliberately sneered.

"Master Qingdi, what kind of ginseng fruit are you talking about?" Erhei asked curiously.

"My master just invites you to go up the mountain and give you a cup of fairy tea. You can't eat the ginseng fruit." Mingyue looked down on these fairies from the bottom of her heart.

Emperor Zhang Qing actually hates this kind of guy who looks down on others. But a kind-hearted goblin like him really doesn’t know how to slap someone in the face, so he can’t really slap someone in the face.

I can't take this breath without fighting.

So Zhang Qingdi looked at Mingyue, and the little Taoist boy was suddenly frightened and broke into a cold sweat. He vaguely saw the shadow of Xiang Liu behind Emperor Zhang Qing.

The big demon was looking at him coldly.

“No one else has seen you before, so you think you are great and awesome!

But outside of Wuzhuang Temple, a little Taoist boy like you can stab seven or eight people with one shot! Emperor Zhang Qing said coldly, "So please be more respectful to my friends. After all, it was the master you miscalculated who invited us here." "

Mingyue's legs softened and she sat down on the ground.

The black bear spirit's eyes were red, and he almost said, "I will kill this bird Taoist temple, seize this place, and let my brother make the decision."

Qingfeng glanced at the old monk.

The old monk looks normal. If you don't provoke him, he might provoke you.

Now that you have taken the initiative to provoke it, you will suffer.

I really want to take this little snake to see Tathagata. When the old monk recovers, I must take him there. I really want to see Tathagata become furious.

At this time Zhen Yuanzi appeared!

Wearing a purple gold crown and a worry-free crane cloak.

The shoes are on the feet, and the ribbon is tied around the waist.

The body is like a boy's appearance, and the face is like a beautiful woman.

Three whiskers float under his chin, and crow feathers fold on his temples.

Those who greet the travelers have no weapons, and they will only twist the jade squid in their hands.

"Emperor Zhang Qing! Your second uncle said that you have a weird temperament and are difficult to tame. It turned out to be the case when I saw you today." Zhen Yuanzi sounded fatherly as soon as he opened his mouth. "Today I will teach you some rules and apologize to my Taoist!"

The corners of Zhang Qingdi's mouth raised and he sneered, the black bear spirit knew that it was about to begin.

He just took off the big gun.

Very impressive to Yuanzi! What an ancestor of earthly immortals!

As long as Qing Emperor opens his mouth today, so what if his Bird Taoist Temple is smashed!

"You Taoist priest, don't talk nonsense!

What kind of character is my second uncle, how could he be like a tongue-tied woman who talks behind the demon's back?

If you don’t believe it, just look at the disciples under my Second Master Uncle who are not of noble character and loyal. "Zhang Qingdi said seriously. "For example, Brother Manjusri! "

"He has converted to Buddhism!" the old monk said.

"What about Senior Brother Puxian?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked knowingly.

"Converted too!"

"What do you mean, old monk? What about my senior brother Cihang?"

"I still converted," the old monk continued.

"You old monk shows that you can do it, right?

how! Are you a friend of my three teachers? Or an old friend of the Four Emperors? Could it be that he is Jiu Yao's elder?

If you're so shameless, you won't have to ask the Taoist boy to say it to everyone you meet. Emperor Zhang Qing said angrily.

"I want face, but I can't do it." The old monk was very cooperative today.

"Randeng Ancient Buddha, what do you mean by this?" Zhen Yuanzi asked with a livid face.

"Landeng Ancient Buddha!" ​​Zhang Qingdi looked at the old monk with exaggerated acting skills. "You are actually the ancient Buddha with boundless Dharma and compassion for heaven and earth!"

The old monk used magic power to copy this sentence.

You can listen to it later when you are angry.

Hearing Emperor Zhang Qing praise him so much, the old monk was actually a little moved.

It would be great if this little demon could always talk to me like this.

"Master, I will also build a temple for you in the future, and it will be called Shizhuang Temple.

Let’s also look for two young novice monks. You are so Buddhist and yet so humble. We can't be compared with some guys who don't have much ability and just show off, right? "Zhang Qingdi said and glanced at Zhen Yuanzi.

"Qing Emperor, why are you pretending?" Black Bear Spirit is also a consultant.

"I don't have it, but I always pretend that I have it!" Zhang Qingdi just finished his words. The momentum of Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, directly overwhelmed him. Emperor Zhang Qing hid behind the old monk without hesitation. If the old monk hadn't been in front, the pressure of the Earth Immortal Ancestor would have seriously injured Emperor Zhang Qing.

"Aren't you friends with my master? Why did you bully a junior like me?" Zhang Qingdi asked angrily.

Zhen Yuanzi felt that his heart was unstable!

How did this monster survive to this day with such a vicious mouth!

Ran Deng: Of course it’s the old monk, my Dharma is boundless!

"Master is still great. I don't mean to offend you, but you are always considerate of me! Forgive me! Love me! Great Immortal, you must continue to practice hard.

Isn't the name of the Earth Immortal Ancestor a bit heavy, suppressing your Taoist heart? "Zhang Qingdi felt it was safe and started outputting again.

"That's it! Collect your magical powers!" The old monk was covered in golden light. "After all, I have only condensed two clones now."

Emperor Zhang Qing shut his mouth when he saw this.

"Ancient Buddha, if you were here today, I would forgive his offense. But today's one is just a clone, so I will teach this little demon who doesn't know who he is for his master." Zhen Yuanzi said bitterly.

"Look! Not everyone is like a poor monk and allows you to talk too much."

"So I don't think the master is a sanctimonious person." Zhang Qingdi said again.

"Monster! Who are you! How dare you act so arrogant here!" Zhen Yuanzi asked through gritted teeth.

He couldn't remember how many years he had been so angry.

Emperor Zhang Qing did not expect that people were not afraid of the old monk.

Then you can either weigh it yourself. How powerful is this Earth Immortal Ancestor? Zhang Qingdi came out from behind the old monk. He was not a person who liked to hide.

Zhang Qingdi has the kind of temperament that if a dog bites him, he will bite him ten times.

"Zhen Yuanzi, what are you asking me about? Then listen up!

Standing in front of you is Sanqing’s favorite disciple! The most valued junior of Randen Ancient Buddha! There is an existence that Dayu cannot kill! The biggest sufferer of the Dragon Clan!

Refined, easy-going, and well-spoken! So is your Grandpa Qingdi! "Zhang Qingdi has already planned to have a fight.

Don’t worry about whether you can survive the fight. If you really can’t defeat them, just run away.

But whether you dare to fight or not is very important!

"Grandpa Qingdi!?" Zhen Yuanzi laughed angrily.

"Hey! I'm here!" Emperor Zhang Qing responded.

"I will kill you today, and then I will ask Sanqing how he taught his disciples." Zhen Yuanzi was ready to take action.

From the beginning, Zhen Yuanzi thought that Emperor Zhang Qing was a registered disciple of Tongtianshou. He was originally waiting for Emperor Zhang Qing to bow to him, and then he would give some advice as an elder, so that everyone would be happy.

But I didn't expect that this guy had such a personality, that Zhen Yuanzi would be murderous!

Killing a registered disciple of Tongtian is enough to compensate him for his personal ginseng fruit.

If he knew how much Laojun and Tongtian valued Emperor Zhang Qing, Zhen Yuanzi would never have that attitude.

All this is due to Yuanshi Tianzun who didn't drink tea.

"Come on then!" Emperor Zhang Qing's feet were covered with golden light very quickly.

Seeing the golden light from one of the thirty-six heavens, Zhen Yuanzi was stunned for a moment, and he suddenly realized that he might have been plotted by Yuan Shi.

But this old bastard has always liked to scheme against people!

Zhen Yuanzi and Sanqing were barely friends. The person with whom he had the best relationship in Sanqing was Yuanshi Tianzun. They often preached in Miluo Palace.

After becoming a god, Laojun did not care about worldly affairs, and Zhen Yuanzi had almost never seen him.

Every time Taoist Tongtian met him, he always had a cold face, as if he had killed his disciple.

When Zhen Yuanzi was stunned, Emperor Zhang Qing came to him.

To be honest, Zhen Yuanzi really didn't take Emperor Zhang Qing seriously. He was standing here and Emperor Zhang Qing couldn't hurt him.

The black bear spirit saw the blue light flowing on Emperor Zhang Qing's sleeves!

I go! Damn it! Oh My God!

It turned out to be that move!

Erhei: I made the clothes!

The corners of the old monk's mouth twitched slightly, and then in the eyes of everyone.

Emperor Zhang Qing took Zhen Yuanzi's head away with his sleeves.

Just like the old monk's time, his body remained outside.

Old monk: I feel more balanced.

But after just one breath, Emperor Zhang Qing spurted blood and flew out.

It took him a while to get up, but his arm hung limply, and it seemed that all the bones were broken.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" The black bear spirit raised his gun and was about to draw it.

This black bear is capable of doing things, and he can do anything he wants!

The Little Holy Toad clasped his short hand and stretched out a finger.

"Ancient Buddha, protect them." Emperor Zhang Qing didn't want them to take action.

This little snake is really good at being a human being. He is a master in everything and an ancient Buddha in everything. But it sounds quite comfortable...

The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng took out his alms bowl and collected two black and one toad.

"Run or not?" the old monk asked.

"I want to try again." Zhang Qingdi's arm recovered as he spoke.

"I! Want! Kill! You!" Zhen Yuanzi said angrily.

"You have read the scriptures like a dog, why can't you control your emotions at all?" Zhang Qingdi made a bow gesture with both hands.

The shadow of an arrow appeared in his hand.

At this time, Emperor Zhang Qing could already use the Sun-killing Arrow.

Zhen Yuanzi clapped his hand, and Zhang Qingdi released his fingers.

The virtual arrow was smashed to pieces, but Zhen Yuanzi's hands were contaminated with phase poison and true sun fire.

It didn't hurt him, but it made him feel sick.

"If you have a real Yi Shen's arrow, I'm afraid I can pay more attention to it." Zhen Yuanzi said.

"What a coincidence, I really do!" Zhang Qingdi's mouth kept bleeding.

He drew his bow again, but this time the arrow appeared.

As soon as the arrow appeared, Wuzhuang Temple began to shake.

Zhen Yuanzi's expression changed greatly, "Where did you get this arrow?"

He found that he had really misjudged Zhang Qingdi's value.

"Given to me by my great uncle who teaches the natural way."

Zhen Yuanzi took a deep breath, "Kowtow to me and admit your mistake, and we will understand what happened today."

Ran Deng looked at Zhang Qingdi.

"Hahaha, Zhen Yuanzi, please stop pretending to be cool with me." Zhang Qingdi sneered.

"Even if you have the Sun-killing Arrow, you can't hurt me." Zhen Yuanzi had calmed down at this time.

Of course, no one can say whether Zhang Qingdi will go berserk if he says a few more words.

"I really can't hurt you now, but I think my life can be replaced by a ginseng fruit tree." Zhang Qingdi pointed the arrow in the direction of the ginseng fruit tree.

There is no need to look for the location of the ginseng fruit tree. After all, it is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. You can feel it with just a little touch.

Zhang Qingdi sincerely felt that the monkey was unprofessional and just cut off the roots of the tree.

He Zhang Qingdi not only has sun-killing arrows, but also sun fire.

Destroy the tree and then set it on fire, and even Tathagata will not be able to save it!

And the monkey was the same. After destroying the tree, Tang Seng became discouraged when someone caught him.

If it were me, Mr. Qing, I would take the initiative to clean up Tang Monk and tie him up. Tell Zhen Yuanzi that the tree is already destroyed, but one ginseng fruit can live forty-seven thousand years.

A bite of Tang Monk's meat will make you immortal, so I won't look for any prescriptions to treat trees.

Tang Monk gives it to you. I have returned to Huaguo Mountain.

Emperor Zhang Qing didn't believe that he, Zhen Yuanzi, could have it!

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at the sky and said, "Ancient Buddha, don't you want to dissuade the poor?"

That old bastard is here, we can't let him get away with pretending to be such a good guy!

"Then forget it." Ran Deng also saw someone coming from the sky.

"Okay! Give Gufo some face, mainly because I like this kid Qingdi." Zhen Yuanzi laughed with a livid face.

Emperor Zhang Qing frowned slightly. He didn't know what kind of medicine Zhen Yuanzi sold in his gourd.

But a man came down from heaven.

The guy looked more like a boss than Zhen Yuanzi, and he said, "Nephew, are you okay? Why did you get into trouble with my friend Zhen Yuanzi?"

"Who are you?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

"I am your second uncle." This is the clone of Yuanshi Tianzun.

"We are not making trouble, Immortal Zhenyuan likes me!" Emperor Zhang Qing said as he put away the magic arrow. "He also said that he would give me ten ginseng fruits, so I don't want to give them any more!"

　I'm very long today! Hahaha…

　　

　

(End of this chapter)