Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 97 A hat trick can’t dampen Bayern’s confidence in advancing

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emirates stadium,

Muller, who opened the scoring for Bayern, pushed away the rat boy Lahm who was "taller than him", pushed away Luo Laohan who was "handsome than him", pushed away the black Liu Xing who was "whiter than him"... pushed away all those who wanted to be with him Teammates celebrating together…

He...ran madly towards the sidelines and jumped directly into Heynckes' arms.

With the help of his assistant, Heynckes managed to straighten his back... This prevented the master and apprentice from rolling into a gourd.

"Thank you, head!"

Heynckes gasped:

"You have taken a fancy to my girl, right? You want me to go to heaven and get both people and wealth..."

"Is it really okay? Boss, how much is your inheritance?"

"roll!"

"Okay, can you walk back?"

"... "

After a while, the game started again.

Bayern, which was lagging behind, should actually cherish every second, but they had never practiced the changes in the second half. Muller's goal was like a reassurance...

The first time of anything is always a special excitement, and they celebrated it for a long time.

Arsenal kicked off after Bayern players celebrated their return.

Xia Qi gave the ball to De Bruyne and rushed forward.

As Arsenal's most dangerous player, his forward runs attract moths to a flame like a candle.

Kroos and Xavi Martinez were originally supposed to return to defense to prevent the midfielder from being disconnected from the back line, but now they double-teamed in order to contain Xia Qi's breakthrough.

In an instant, a gap inevitably appeared between Bayern's midfielder and defender, and De Bruyne was keenly aware of this change.

He immediately delivered a grounder that was sharp and precise.

At the same time, Podolski was on the left, advancing forward, passing the ball through the space, and reached the front of Bayern's penalty area unimpeded, only to be intercepted by Lahm.

The two were once teammates. Knowing the basics, Bayern generals believe that Lahm can definitely complete the single defense task.

Unexpectedly, Podolski became more capable, passed Ram with a rhythm difference, and cut inside into the penalty area.

At this time, Boateng and Dante panicked, leaving one to defend Balotelli and the other to stick to Podolski.

After Podolski forced Boateng out, he immediately passed the ball in an inverted triangle, giving Xia Qi an advance.

Xia Qi was like a car rushing out of the track after firing a gun, leaving Cross and Javi Martinez behind with a roar.

At that moment,

Boateng, who pounced on Podolski, quickly changed direction and pounced on Xia Qi, but to no avail.

When Xia Qi rushed forward, he stabbed the football between Boateng's legs.

Don’t think that Boateng is a bad guy!

In fact, he is very good!

First, he changes direction very quickly and attacks back.

Second, he judged Xia Qi's attack route very accurately.

Although Xia Qi penetrated his crotch, he stopped in front of Xia Qi in time.

This is strength!

Boateng saw Xia Qi crashing towards him like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Fake!

Boateng, who dominated the Bundesliga, felt that he was being despised and kept swearing.

In his heart, Xia Qi is even more arrogant than the unruly Ronaldo!

because,

Xia Qi actually had no intention of changing direction!

Does this mean yarn?

Boateng felt a little aggrieved. He didn't say he was the best player in the world, but he was probably the fifth best player in the world!

One of the top five central defenders in the world, don't you brag about it!

However, Xia Qi didn't seem to see him. After wearing his crotch, he didn't overtake on the outside, but rushed over directly.

Boateng's head was spinning rapidly, thinking of several defensive plans, and found that Xia Qi was unstoppable... His most reasonable defense at this time turned out to be a tactical foul.

This made Boateng even more furious, but there was nothing he could do. If Xia Qi was allowed to rush in, Arsenal would be three against two in the penalty area...

Boateng can't take any chances!

Without hesitation, he stretched out his "dragon grip" to grab Xia Qi's clothes.

"Tactical foul!"

"Boateng was pulling and pulling Xia Qi, who was starting at a fast pace!"

"Oops! I didn't hold it!"

"The market value of Xia Qi's two consecutive shots has just increased, because the quality of this damn jersey has shrunk again..."

eat…

Xia Qi's jersey was torn...

The president of the European region suffered a heart attack at the same moment...

Boateng saw an extra piece of cloth in the palm of his hand. His pupils dilated instantly. His face was full of disbelief, as if time had stopped. He felt mixed emotions. With this claw, he had grabbed hundreds of millions of dollars?

The Emirates Stadium is buzzing!

Arsenal fans shouted at the top of their lungs: "Go!"

Compared with the enthusiasm of the fans, the two head coaches know better. How strong is Xia Qi's forward strength when his jersey is torn?

Both of them had surprised faces. One had his mouth wide open, and a whole egg could be stuffed into the "O"-shaped mouth. The other's eyes were as wide as bells, and the whole person was as stiff as an ice sculpture on the side of the court.

Neuer resisted the urge to rush out of the penalty area and fight Xia Qi.

Shouted: "Return to defense! Come back to defense quickly!"

Xia Qi, who was watching the game for free in his head, gave Neuer a new line: "Come quickly! There is an assassin! Protect him! Protect him quickly!"

Dante heard Neuer's cry, saw his teammates rushing towards the penalty area, and saw Xia Qi being unstoppable...

But in order to buy time for his teammates, he rushed towards Xia Qi without hesitation.

When he saw the white line in the penalty area from the corner of his eye, Dante immediately opened his arms and put his arms around Xia Qi's waist.

But Xia Qi, who was charging forward, suddenly accelerated a second time!

The shoulder quickly hit Dante's chest,

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The crushing sound of flesh colliding, Dante's scream... spread throughout the entire venue... the sounds were all accusing Xia Qi of being terrible, and everyone felt a dull pain in their chests.

Bayern fans and players shouted at the referee:

"foul!"

"foul!"

Heynckes rushed to the fourth official and roared: "Foul, why not blow the whistle?"

"Yes, Dante did foul, but now it's in the offense's favor."

"I'm talking about that damn No. 9, he's an executioner and all my players are injured."

"Calm down, the referee will make a decision..."

On the court, after Xia Qi hit Dante, the referee on duty made a forward gesture to indicate that the attack was effective.

Cheers resounded throughout the Emirates Stadium.

Between the electric light and flint,

Neuer lost his protection and was exposed to Xia Qi's cannon.

slow down,

Swing your legs,

Pumping towards the football.

"Boom!"

The sound of the winning football not only roared like a racing motor, but also stimulated the nerves of more than 70,000 fans like a racing car.

"Shoot...the door..." (broken sound)!

The enthusiasm of more than 70,000 fans is all in the broken sound,

The football rushes towards the goal in a white light.

moment,

Neuer jumped up hard and stretched his body gracefully in the air. His movements were smooth and natural, as charming as a peacock spreading its wings.

however,

What Al is afraid of is human beings' reverse thinking, not your abilities...

Under the reassuring eyes of the Bayern generals, the football suddenly trembled in the air, drew an arc, and turned around to fly to the other side.

The reassuring eyes of the Bayern generals instantly turned into horror!

"S ball!"

Despair surges into the hearts of every Bayern man!

In the air, with the saving action halfway completed, Neuer, who was full of confidence, was dumbfounded. He seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar, and his beautiful movements became stiff.

Bang!

The ice sculpture fell to the ground!

Almost at the same time, there was the sound of a football falling into the net. Although the sound was very small, it was like thunder in Neuer's ears.

In an instant,

My stomach was churning with discomfort, as if gall was welling up in the corner of my mouth. asphyxia!

Neuer felt like he couldn't breathe. Messi and Ronaldo were not as scary as Xia Qi in Neuer's heart!

This is the only person in the world who can wear hats in two consecutive games facing himself.

Why is Liang born when Yu is born?

Could it be that this Xia Qi was specially sent by God to torture me?

【Oooh! There is a chip inside the football, right? It can turn! 】

[I told myself to "set the egg", which is a common operation in Xia Qi, but I couldn't help but play tricks...]

[Me too, I have goosebumps all over my body. 】

[Brothers, can we ask the Education Bureau to cancel physics? Is it still necessary to study this physics? 】

[Arsenal is definitely going to advance, Xia Qi is too cruel, Bayern showed some improvement, but was wiped out by him. 】

[Noel’s face was ashen. It was the first time he saw Master Noel look so disheartened. 】

[Actually, there is no need to be like this. He will not be the first or the last one in Xia Qi’s Soul. 】

The live broadcast director replayed the scoring process from various angles, especially the moment when Xia Qi knocked Dante away, and repeated it at least four times.

Al was definitely clean, and even Dante himself couldn't find anything wrong with him.

He looked up at the big screen, and there was only one thing in his mind: What a fucking dick!

Boateng also looked up at the screen. His voice-over was: The quality of the slanted jersey is really poor!

The only chance to destroy Xia Qi's shot was destroyed by the goods on the street... Boateng was unwilling to do so! This jersey is definitely made in an Indian factory!

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi rushed to the stands behind the Bayern net.

Now in the second half, the two sides have exchanged venues. At this time, the stands behind Bayern's goal are Arsenal's die-hard fans.

Jack, the owner of Xia Qi's homestay, is in this stand.

Xia Qi first made a "Li Jinyu" bow and arrow celebration gesture,

I asked the female reporter behind the billboard for lipstick, took off the tattered jersey and signed my name, asked the ball boy on the sidelines for a football, wrapped the jersey, and turned my back to the stands.

The fans instantly understood what...

He immediately cheered, and the sound was even higher than when he cheered for the goal just now.

From the stands: “Throw it higher.”

"Xia, go a little to the left."

"Right, right!"

"Lower."

"Don't throw it away, just give it to me and I'll give birth to a monkey for you."

I was envious of the stands next door.

[Xia Qi is such a fan! 】

[This kind of person deserves to be famous...]

The football was originally flying to the fifth floor of the stands, but a boy on the fourth floor jumped high and held it up with one hand, flying to the eighth floor. On the way, the football and jersey separated.

The football flew to the eighth floor and was picked up by a man in his arms. He gave it to a little boy beside him. I don't know if the two of them knew each other.

The jersey slipped halfway and fell into the hands of a girl. Fortunately, she cried excitedly on the spot. While crying, she showed the broken jersey to everyone...

After Xia Qi finished all this, he ran to his bench.

When the Emirates Stadium was designed, the benches of both sides were far apart, unlike Highbury who could hear the opponent's tactical arrangements while sitting on his own bench.

The bench also has to change venues.

Xia Qi was in the Bayern half at this time and had to go through the fourth official before he could return to his side.

As a result, he was stopped by the fourth official.

"Sir, my jersey is torn. You can't give me a yellow card unless I take off my clothes to celebrate."

Xia Qi already has a yellow card. If he gets another yellow card, he will be synonymous with stupidity.

"Haha, red and yellow cards are the referee's job. My job is to inform you that the game ball is the property of the tournament committee and you have no right to give it away."

"Sir, my hat trick..."

"Your reward is with him." After saying this, he pointed at Noelle.

Xia Qi remembered a story he saw online:

A woman went to an ATM to withdraw 2,000, but the ATM spit out 4,000.

The girl clicked two thousand into the camera and put the extra money on the machine.

The next day, the bank approached her and asked her to return the 2000 yuan from the bank. The reason was that the yuan placed in the ATM machine belonged to her.

This has the same meaning as the fourth official.

Of course Xia Qi didn't dare to be stubborn: "I understand, sir, I was wrong."

The fourth official did not hesitate and took out the punishment letter and asked Xia Qi to sign it.

After a short interlude,

The game continues.

Although Bayern's situation is more difficult.

But they didn't give up.

Heynckes quickly adjusted the lineup, and Gomez came on to replace captain Lahm.

After Lahm came off the field, he put the captaincy tag on Neuer's arm.

This is a very big incentive, and it instantly revives Neuer with full health.

No, more energetic than the original.

Bayern fought with their last resort, their iron-blooded attributes were activated, and they were invincible.

Arsenal has returned to a four-goal advantage and is confident of advancing.

After the game restarts,

Bayern's offense became even more crazy. After Gomez came on the field, Bayern used two centers in the frontcourt and three defenders in the backcourt. It was a desperate formation that focused on the head but not the tail.

Xia Qi and De Bruyne went to great lengths to intercept, destroy, and steal in the midfield and frontcourt...

Split the game into pieces with tireless running and destruction...

Free kick in the backcourt, free kick in the backcourt, or free kick in the backcourt…

Seeing their own players being "tired" time and time again, Bayern fans were itching with hatred, and they booed desperately...

On the contrary, Arsenal fans look complacent and say every year, "There is not much time left for Arsenal...". This year, they also have a taste of the harm of this sentence...

Cross's golf IQ is extremely high, and he quickly woke up from his anger.

After being "tired by logging" once, when he was using Mandzukic to pull him, he covered his mouth and said quickly in Mandzukic's ear...

Cross took another free kick in the backcourt. He and Muller had their backs to the Arsenal goal. It looked like they were kicking back.

Beep!

Kroos surged forward, sprinted past the ball and turned, and at the same time, Muller fired the free kick to him.

Kroos, who was well prepared, faced the incoming football and lobbed a long pass directly towards the Arsenal goal.

Xia Qi is very fierce,

Then it's okay to cross the midfield and directly attack the goal!

Arsenal was hit with an inertial mindset.

Mandzukic and Gomez succeeded in countering offside, and both of them single-handedly hit the goalkeeper, creating a favorable situation in which two ghosts hit the goal.

The Emirates Stadium has lost its laughter...

Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez was helpless. He could not wait for the two ghosts to kill him in the penalty area, so he could only attack to resolve the attack in advance.

Mandzukic saw Martinez attack, and he was confident that he would hit the football one step ahead of Martinez.

But with Martinez in front and the defenders chasing after him, Mandzukic didn't know if he could guarantee the accuracy of his shot.

But he still wanted to try,

Excellent shooters all have this kind of paranoia.

But the moment he took off, he saw Gomez completely missing the ball, and he also saw Gomez raising his arms high and looking at him helplessly.

The two have a competitive relationship and usually have a very bad relationship.

Normally, Mandzukic's paranoid character would hit the goal as usual, but now...

The most reasonable header transfer happened.

At that moment, Martinez, who was in the air, knew that he had lost the bet!

Gomez saw the football flying over, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and chose the safest way to stop the ball and push into the empty goal.

3: 2!

The total score is 7:4!

In the 62nd minute of the game, Bayern still needed to score three goals to eliminate Arsenal.

Although the points difference is huge, Bayern's generals have unprecedented confidence.

This confidence is given by the cooperation of two people who are incompatible with each other...

Arsenal never expected that Xia Qi's hat-trick would not dampen Bayern's confidence in advancing...

(End of this chapter)