Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 6 Why did brother Jing choose Huang Rong?

Today, Xia Qi failed to train as planned.

He was called to the team doctor's office.

"Hello, Xia Qi. I am senior psychological counselor Charlotte Brynn."

"Psychiatrist? NO! I don't need one."

Charlotte Breen leaned back and whispered in Pat Rice's ear: "Severely ill patients will have to pay more."

"NO! NO! NO! Xia Qi, you misunderstood. All players must undergo psychological tests before doing the training plan. Look, this is Wilshere's, and this is Chamberlain..."

"Ding, it's detected that the host's resistance is filled with the abstraction of wanting to resist but also to welcome, triggering a hidden mission."

If you want to refuse...Brother Tong, the Chinese language was taught by a certain son of Yui! No refutation allowed!

"Hidden mission: The host successfully released the Phoenix Legend version of the song "Under the Sea" within one month. The copyright has been registered for the host.

Mission accomplished, prize: Van Persie’s non-stop shot

If the task fails, punishment: shout out to ten strange men on the street: I love you. If you complete the punishment task, no points will be deducted. If the punishment task is not completed, 5 points of ability will be deducted. "

? ? ? !
  A flock of crows flies over.jpg!

Brother Tong,

I thank you all!

……

Then an English version of "Under the Sea" was completely inserted into Xia Qi's brain.

Xia Qi's first reaction was not what kind of song "Under the Sea" was, but that it was a fake phoenix. How could Brother Zeng have so many words?
  Sister Ling, won’t you support me?
  Phoenix Legend,

The idol of Xia Qi’s grandparents,
  He is also Xia Qi’s idol.
  And Brother Zeng relied on one word - yo, a real man who made a fortune of 100 million yuan!
  However, this song

There are too many words,

The idol collapsed!

...

...

This is a very brilliant song, and Xia Qi fell in love with it instantly.

The most difficult part of this song is actually Brother Zeng’s rap. Xia Qi tried it and felt that if he had the guidance of a music teacher, he might be able to complete it.

The anger and resentment against the punishment for failure has calmed down a lot.

In this bird system, the rewards are so tempting, and the punishments are so damn cruel!
  Simply put: Pain and happiness!

Since the system required the Phoenix Legend version, he also needed to find Linghua.

The first thing Xia Qi thought of was Alice, who was the same age as him. It seemed that he had no other choice besides Alice in London.

After returning home in the evening,
  "Hi! Alice, do you like singing?"

"How do you know I'm from the Philharmonic? You...you...you're getting to know me? I do want to be your friend, but I don't want to date, can you understand?"

Eh! A woman’s brain circuit,

Xia Qi didn't understand, so he asked himself, how could they be involved in a date?
  "No, I don't want to date either. Let's do this. Find me a girl who can sing. I have a song that requires male and female vocals to sing."

Alice wrote the word "doubt" on her face and replied: "I am the lead singer of the Philharmonic Orchestra and the first place in the campus singing competition. Is there anyone more suitable than me?"

"Also, you don't play football anymore?"

"Of course not. I just wrote a song and I need a lead singer. It doesn't matter if I sing well or if it's out of tune."

What does it mean to be out of tune?

Isn’t this just a fox tail?
  "You still write songs?"

Alice thought: Oops! This guy can't write a love song for me, can he?

This is the 19th person to write a song for me, but it is also the first professional player to write a song for me. I really want to listen to it, but I don’t want to be responsible. What a scumbag. What should I do?
  If I had known this, I shouldn't have listened to the bad old man and followed his fancy and put on a ghostly make-up.

Eh!
  Arsenal!
  You owe me a ticket.

Xia Qi: What kind of look is that? With your 83 version of Mei Chaofeng’s makeup, I’m blind!

In order to prove his innocence, Xia Qi took out the song sheet.

Alice took it and cleared her throat, ready to dismiss Xia Qi's "Feng Qiu Huang" love song as worthless.
  Not hard-hearted,

Instead,

music!

She means it.

"Do!"

"..."

"Duo!" (broken sound!)
  "How much did you spend on this song? You're just out of luck. The guy selling the song is an absolute fool. He doesn't know what he's missing." Fuck!
  Who do you look down on?

"Miss Alice, is it possible that that fool is me?"

Alice walked around Xia Qi, sniffed him and said with certainty: "You don't smell of music..."

Pooh!
  You are the one!
  A woman's intuition is terrifying!

Xia Qi took out his mobile phone: "Sing or not? If not, I will find someone else."

Seeing that Xia Qi was serious, Alice became anxious and quickly snatched the Nokia from Xia Qi's hand and stuffed it into the double grooves of her chest.

He also puffed out his chest provocatively towards Xia Qi.

Eh,
  I really don't understand,

Why did brother Jing choose the skin-skinned monkey Huang Rong?
  Could it be that

Does Huazheng have no ditch?
  "Okay, you win. Can you put on light makeup during the recording?"

"Are you recovered?"

You have the disease,

Your whole family is sick.

The little girl is only 18,

Why are you as annoying as aunt!

After the two quarreled, they began to audition. As a result, Xia Qi was sprayed bloody.

People are really serious about making music.

Even though Brother Zeng is an assistant, he is all about making the finishing touches!

"Call your agent and ask for a rap music teacher. You're so stupid. I'm going to explode on the spot..."

Joanna came, she came alone, she wanted to understand the situation first.

"It's still a complete song. Did you also arrange the music yourself?"

Xia Qi thought that the system had registered the complete copyright for him, so he nodded without blushing.

"I didn't expect that in addition to football, you also have musical talent. This song can become a hit."

Joanna believed it because it was a healing song.

She saw Xia Qi's "pain and struggle" in the lyrics and melody, combined with Xia Qi's "medical history" and his self-discipline and hard work.

Joanna's eyes were red, she was moved by her imagination.

"Come on, Xia Qi! You will definitely succeed."

Xia Qi was confused.

Are you forcing yourself to do something difficult?

"If it's difficult, forget it."

Xia Qi thought to himself that the system had bugs anyway, and singing out of tune was a kind of completion.

"No, I'll take care of it. I'll make it audible to whoever needs it, I promise!"

Alice cleared her throat on the side: "It doesn't have to be so painful, Joanna. In fact, there is another way, sell me this song!"

Xia Qi rolled his eyes angrily, you are so shameless!
  Joanna took Alice aside: "This is Xia Qi's mental journey. This word... is his portrayal, this song... is his struggle... We will both help him and help people like him, right?"

After the two girls came out, they were obviously moved...

"I'm sorry, Xia Qi, I was wrong."

Xia Qi...^o^, ^o^!

Destroy it!
  Tired heart!
  It was decided that Xia Qi would train during the day and receive training from the rap teacher at night.

The time is quickly approaching the opening of the European Cup.

Joanna suggested waiting until after the European Cup and Olympic Games before releasing a song.

But Xia Qi couldn't wait,
  Against all odds!

The single was released on the day of the European Cup opening ceremony.

really,

As expected, although Joanna bought traffic, the sales of the single were not very good.

The two girls were very disappointed. They thought the song would be a hit.

However, Xia Qi laughed like a pig.

Van Persie's non-stop shooting is a skill that will make you laugh out of your dreams!
  (End of this chapter)