Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Mourinho was the first to attend the post-match press conference.

This proud magical bird lowered its head in a rare move and admitted defeat:
"... I'm sorry, we lost. We lost with an absolute advantage of four goals and a 5:1 lead in the away game, taking away five away goals.
My mind is completely blank now. We would lose 1:6 to others at the Bernabeu. This is unbelievable.

I can't put the blame for the loss on Coentrao. His premature red card was the main reason for our passivity but not the reason for our elimination.

We still had a three-goal advantage when he came off.

I don’t want to blame any one player, they are all heroes.

I don’t want to congratulate Arsène, but I have to admit that he and his team performed ten times better than us at the Bernabeu and they deserved to advance to the final. "

"Mr. Mourinho, do you have any plans to renew your contract after this season?"

"Real Madrid is the number one club in the world, and it will not negotiate a contract extension with an empty-handed coach. We had a bad start in the league this season, so we gambled on the Champions League.
But you have also seen that I lost, and I can’t find any excuse for losing. The renewal of the contract is no longer something I can decide.

I will have a good discussion with the club. Even if I don’t coach Real Madrid next season, I still have to find out the problem of this team being left empty-handed, so as to avoid ending up with no results next season..."

"Can you talk about the performance of Ice Cream Prince Xia Qi tonight?"

"A prince? I wish he was a prince, but tonight he is the King of the Emirates. The Emirates Stadium is bigger than Highbury, so tonight we are actually fighting two Henrys..."

After saying that, Mourinho stood up and left the field.

Looking at his back, the Spanish media felt sad. This magical bird was about to fly away. I don’t know when it will fly back next time...

The game is over, but the aftermath is not.

Every Arsenal fan who left the Bernabeu Stadium was excitedly discussing the game that had just ended. Many people shouted to their friends: The players conquered Madrid, now it is our turn to conquer their women.

Then, go straight to the bar or nightclub. They will not come back until they are drunk tonight.

The Arsenal players are the same, but they go to a more hidden place.

Reporters from major media outlets wrote and splashed ink late at night... "Real Madrid lost a good game and the Gunners returned to the first camp. ” “The younger generations are fierce, the post-90s rise...”, “Arsenal has shown its champion status and no one can stop it. 》

In short, in the next few days, the Internet and the media will praise Arsenal, Wenger, and Xia Qi, especially Wenger.

It was obviously Van Persie who stabbed him in the back, but now it has become that Van Persie was the "poison cake" Wenger actively threw to Ferguson.

Conspiracy theories are always more popular than the truth everywhere.

Brainless person: "The wise Wenger saw that Van Persie was an insulator without a crown, so he dug a hole for his old rival Ferguson..."

It just so happens that there is a market for this kind of brainless plot.

Van Persie's trophy-less attributes in the plot were talked about by fans. Manchester United fans strongly demanded returns on Arsenal's official website and cursed Wenger for being despicable and despicable...

However, the worst thing is not Van Persie who was whipped repeatedly by Arsenal fans and Manchester United fans.

It's Mancini and Manchester City's top brass who have been forgotten.

Where there is a "champion insulator", there is a "champion koi". As soon as Xia Qi made his debut, he helped Manchester City win the first championship in 9320 years. When he first joined Arsenal, he sat in front of two people. If this is not koi, can it still be a strong power? ?
Thinking about it this way, Manchester City and Mancini did not sell players but sold a Premier League championship and 0.5 Champions League championships.

Some good people have calculated that the 2013 Premier League champion does not include the increase in sponsorship fees. The championship bonus alone is 1500 million + 5000 million pounds, while the third place is 1350 million + 3300 million pounds (league ranking + broadcast share), a huge loss of 1850 million pounds. .

The total income of the 2013 Champions League champion was 5500 euros, while the runner-up also earned 5140 million euros. Manchester City's Champions League income is a guaranteed minimum of 930 million euros, with a huge loss of more than million.

Manchester City made 500 million from selling Xia Qi (excluding youth training costs)

In other words, Manchester City suffered a huge loss of more than 60 million euros in one transfer, not counting hidden income, such as increases in sponsorship, advertising and sales of operating products.

If calculated in full, I would have lost at least 100 million euros.

This is definitely the bloodiest transfer record in football.

The boy who gives money - Mancini!
People with too much money are stupid - white hats!
It has become a famous meme on the Internet.

No matter how stormy the outside world is, Xia Qi himself is very calm. He has not changed his work and rest routine because of his overnight explosion, and his training has not slowed down for a moment.

This made Real Madrid, Bayern, Manchester United... who were paying close attention to him secretly amazed and praised...

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Arsenal flew to London at noon the next day.
Wenger announced on the plane that the main players would have three days off and the substitute players would have one day off. This was because Arsenal was already the league champion, and Xia Qi and other main players were suspended for the 36th round of the Premier League.

Arsenal's Prince Wilshere screamed on the spot, but received no sympathy from his friends.

Xia Qi and others warned him that he must win the game, otherwise the family will take care of him.

I don’t know who leaked Arsenal’s flight information.

When they got off the plane, at least 30,000 Arsenal fans came to pick them up, which seriously affected the normal order of the London Airport.

Under the urging of the security personnel and police, Wenger briefly expressed his thanks and said that he could not defeat his opponent at Wembley Stadium because he had traveled a hundred miles and it was all in vain...

That night, Xia Qi and others did not go home directly, but gathered at Villa Balotelli to watch Dortmund's home game against Paris Saint-Germain.

In the game, Dortmund changed from the gentleness of the first round, showed its destructive fangs, and defeated PSG with a score of 5:0, and finally advanced to the final with a total score of 7:1.

"This Lewan is a bit strong!"

"He is a highly productive center. He should be the best center among active players."

"Xia, do you think he is better than me?"

"Of course, Mario, if you continue to play every night, none of the top five centers will have you. This Lewandowski is even better than you were at your peak, let alone you now."

"Xia, you hurt my heart..."

"Mario, we are brothers, so I tell the truth. I hope to create a dynasty with you, so I ask for more."

Balotelli nodded and said nothing more.

Captain Vermaelen came to Balotelli’s rescue and said:

"Xia, there is no need to belittle yourself. We have you as a killer on the front line. We are not weak in the front line, but in the midfield..."

"That Gundogan is better than me." Cazorla was calm and directly admitted his shortcomings.

"But Reus and Gotze are not as good as Kevin and Will."

Wilshere said with a lost expression: "I don't know if I can play yet."

"We don't know, so you have to play seriously in the remaining two games..."

"There are still three rounds of the league. Are you saying that the starters in the Champions League final will not play in the last round of the league?"

"Definitely!"

"Now is not the time to discuss the starting lineup. This defender Mats Hummels is a bit strong. Xia Qi, you need to study it...

"Homers, Subotic, and Schmelzer are all good, but our third line is better than them, so winning the Champions League won't be a big problem."

"We can't take it lightly because of this. Along the way, which paper strength of Huang Saren will be worse than us?" "Xia Qi is right. The Hornets were in the same group as Manchester City, Ajax and Real Madrid in the group stage. I thought they were at the bottom of the group, but who knew, they beat Real Madrid and won the first place in the group... In short, this is a team that is stronger than it looks on paper, and we cannot take it lightly."

The members of this Arsenal team have yet to win the Champions League, and their desire for the title far outweighs their desire.

After watching the live broadcast, everyone chatted for a while and then dispersed to find their respective mothers. Unlike some teams, they always go to the nightclub whenever there is a team building event.

Of course, it’s unclear whether he will still be so self-disciplined after winning the championship.

Currently in football, only Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have always maintained their desire for championships. Others will more or less relax their self-management after gaining honors...

2013年5月5日，阿森纳在客场以替补阵容出战，威尔希尔带领全队0:1小胜女王公园巡游者。

Returning to home court on May 5, according to custom, the opponent Wigan Athletic lined up before the game to welcome the players of this season's champion Arsenal.

As we all know, the most difficult team to beat in the later stages of the league is the relegation team.

Wigan Athletic has gambled heavily on the FA Cup this season, resulting in the team currently being third from the bottom in the league and already one of the relegated teams.

At this time, every ounce is a life-saving miracle medicine, and they have to work hard.

And tonight is Arsenal’s championship celebration, so losing is so embarrassing!

draw,

Xia Qi was unwilling, and neither was Arsenal.

The main players launched a fierce offensive against their opponents from the beginning.

The strength gap between the two teams was too big. Wigan Athletic only held on for five minutes before being defeated by Xia Qi and Balotelli each scoring twice.

In the end, Arsenal defeated their opponent 7-0 at home.

It is worth mentioning that after being criticized by Xia Qi, Balotelli became more active in both training and games.

After the game, the Football Association held an award ceremony.

Xia Qi and others returned to the locker room first, showered, put on championship jerseys, lined up to take the stage, and the Chairman of the Football Association awarded them championship medals in turn.

When Xia Qi came off the stage, he put the medal in the corner of his mouth and took a bite. His sweet smile became the computer screen saver of many people.

After receiving the medal, captain Vermaelen invited Xia Qi to stand in the middle of the team with him and lift the championship trophy together.

When the two men raised the trophy above their heads, confetti fell from the sky on the court, and the music of "We Are the Champions" sounded!

Then the Barclays Trophy was lifted in each hand in turn...

In the end, the players' families and fans poured into the stadium. Xia Qi and others carried Wenger on their shoulders and carried him around the stadium.

Since Arsenal still had the Champions League, that was the top priority, and the team's celebration ended after just an hour.

The news of Arsenal's Premier League win was a hot topic in the media and the Internet for one day, and the next day it was covered by Chelsea's Europa League win.

On May 5th at the Amsterdam Arena in the Netherlands, Chelsea beat Portugal's Benfica 16:2.

Thus becoming the fourth team to win the three major European Cups after Juventus, Ajax and Bayern.

This is a remarkable achievement.

Torres becomes another koi after Xia Qi!
The final round of the Premier League started on May 5. As Xia Qi expected, Arsenal came on the bench as a substitute and defeated Newcastle, who had no desires and desires, 19:0 in the end.

The 2012-2013 English Football League season has come to an end.

Arsenal win the Premier League title.

At the same time, Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, and Chelsea have won Champions League seats. Arsenal, Manchester United, and Manchester City have directly advanced to the Champions League, while Chelsea needs to play in the play-offs.

Europa League participating teams: Tottenham, Wigan Athletic, Swansea.

Wigan Athletic, the FA Cup champion, can directly advance to the Europa League. Tottenham, fifth in the league, and Swansea, the League Cup champion, participate in the fourth and third rounds of the Europa League qualifying rounds respectively.

The relegated teams are: Queens Park Rangers, Reading, Wigan Athletic.

Golden Boot Winner: Xia Qi
Championship promotion teams: Cardiff, Hull City
The last promotion spot is: the winner of Crystal Palace VS Watford.

At the same time, the five major leagues also decided their respective league champions:
Premier League: Arsenal
Serie A: Juventus

Bundesliga: Bayern

La Liga: Barcelona

Ligue 1: Paris

Except for Arsenal's victory, which is an upset, everything else is within the predictions of the betting company.

The day after the Premier League ended, bookmakers slashed Arsenal's winning odds.

The British media have been cheering Arsenal on. It is undisputed that the Premier League has become the number one league in the world in recent years, but it is also undisputed that the first league is not the strongest league.

But this year is different. Chelsea made a good start. They won the Europa League. If Arsenal wins the Champions League again.

This solidifies the reputation of the strongest league.

As a result, the entire UK became enthusiastic. Print media, TV, radio, and the Internet all speculated, visited, and predicted before the Champions League final every day...

This sentiment has more or less infected the emotions of the players and coaches.

Wenger actually dreamed about his 05:06 loss to Barcelona in the 1-2 Champions League final for two consecutive days.

Wenger thought this was a hint from God, so he locked himself in the office for a day and night, overturned the original tactics, and assigned new tactics to Xia Qi and the others.

Dortmund often uses a 4231 lineup in games this season. Wenger originally used 442 to deal with Klopp's 4231, but now after careful consideration, he has decided to also play a 4231 lineup.

In Xia Qi's eyes, this lineup adjustment is actually just a change of soup without changing the medicine. There is no change. It is more about allowing Wenger to sleep more peacefully.

On May 5, Dortmund flew to London one day early.

The Champions League final is coming.

Xia Qi could even feel the smell of gunpowder in the sky over London.

First of all, there are fewer fans asking for autographs at the entrance of Kearney training base.

They are afraid that it will affect the team's preparations.

Secondly, there are gradually more Germans on the streets, and many hotels are increasing their prices.

Finally, the atmosphere at Kearney's training facility turned somber, with some fringe players on the roster in a trance throughout the day.

Aaron Ramsey is a player on the fringe of the roster who hopes to make the game squad.
Wilshere is a marginal player on the starting list, and he hopes he can start.
These guys had something on their mind, the training was far from good, and Pat Rice was very humane and didn't scold as loudly as usual.

On the afternoon of the 24th, Wenger announced the match roster... (End of chapter)