Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The score is 4:5, although we still need two goals to advance!

But the pressure is actually on the opponent's side.

"right now,
The one who is panicking must be the magic bird who is "clever but mistaken for his cleverness"! "

Wenger thought of this and turned to look at Mourinho on the other side.

I saw that Mourinho at this time had indeed lost the calmness he had at the beginning.

But, it’s not enough to panic!

At this moment, Wenger had a strange thought in his mind. If he went over to argue with him at this time, would he be able to achieve zero breakthrough?

Ashamed to say it! After fighting with Mourinho for so many years, I have never won an argument!
On the other side of the court,
"Boss, is it time to double-team Xia Qi?"

"We have one less player on the court. If we double-team Xia Qi, there will definitely be loopholes elsewhere. A person with excellent shooting skills will not be too bad at passing the ball, and Xia Qi is so slippery that it is difficult to guard against him."

"What should I do?"

"If you can't hold on, just shoot him to death! What do you think about replacing him with Kaka?"

Mourinho's assistant rolled his eyes. What's the difference between this and "Yuanfang, what do you think?"
Will you and Mr. Di Ge listen?

But after thinking about it, I couldn't do anything without taking someone's salary, so I said: "Xia Qi's destructive power is too great, and the three defenders are suffering too much. Let's just play 234..."

Although Mourinho wanted to go from offense to defense, he did not make substitutions immediately. The first half of the game was almost over, and the substitutions at this time gave Wenger time to think about the situation.

Of course Mourinho would not make such a stupid mistake.

On the court, Real Madrid fell behind in the backcourt, and Arsenal, who scored three goals, did not rush forward to press.

The fans thought that the rest of the first half would go by in a tacit understanding.

Who knows,

suddenly!

Alonso made a long pass from the backcourt, and Ronaldo suddenly started on the right wing.

"Cristiano Ronaldo!"

"Alonso makes a long pass from the back! Real Madrid attacks."

"Cristiano Ronaldo was very fast and passed Arteta with one sudden start."

On the court, Ronaldo sprinted to catch up with the football. The moment Luke Shaw came up to defend, he changed direction + accelerated, and just relied on speed to forcefully pass Luke Shaw.

"Luke Shaw is still young! He is almost defenseless in front of Ronaldo."

"This has nothing to do with youth. The non-war crime is that Ronaldo is too strong!"

"Luke Xiao turned around and chased after him!"

"But facing Cristiano Ronaldo who has turned on the Phnom Penh Ronaldo mode, what should we chase?"

online:
[Cristiano Ronaldo only used a change of direction to accelerate and blasted Arsenal's left wing. 】

[Too cruel, mule! 】

[I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, but I didn’t expect there was someone even more powerful. 】

Mertesacker told Umtiti and rushed towards Ronaldo, but instead of defending closely, he blocked Ronaldo's left side to prevent Ronaldo from shooting directly.

This is a sophisticated defense!
Cristiano Ronaldo, who cut inside, was dumbfounded. Mertesacker had predicted his prediction.

Ronaldo's cutting and shooting are one continuous action.

When he cuts in, he grabs the ground with his right leg and swings his left leg back. If there is no one in front of him, he will follow up with a big windmill shot.

At this distance, Ronaldo didn't believe that any goalkeeper in the world could save his explosive shot.

However, at this time, Mertesacker blocked the hole of the gun with his body, and Ronaldo's swung left foot could only fall in front of the football. At the same time, he twisted his ankle crosswise and used the arch of his left foot to push the football to the right.

Just hit the bottom.

This option would be a little better than a direct shot, but not much better.

At this time, Ronaldo had completely lost the angle of shooting.

Ronaldo looked up to the penalty area and found that Benzema was being stared at by Umtiti in the penalty area, which was not a good point.

At this moment,

Ronaldo saw 272 running forward from the left towards the left rib of the penalty area.

There is no better choice but to choose him!
Immediately, Ronaldo did not hesitate and raised his right foot to rub the football.

The football shot up from the ground and flew from one side of the penalty area to the other.

"Nice transfer."

"Pertesacker is too afraid of Ronaldo. He should stick to him and not give Ronaldo any space to pass the ball."

272 saw Ronaldo passing the ball and immediately accelerated forward.

"272 was missed!"

"Danger! If you get it, it will be a single sword!"

"Xia Qi is back too!"

"Two people are sprinting!"

There were two bolts of lightning rushing toward the football on the field. Originally, the white figure was in front, but the red figure surpassed him in the next second.

"Pretty!"

"The apes on both sides of the bank can't stop crying, and the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains!"

"Xia Qi is too fast!"

Xia Qi passed by 272, caught up with the football, but did not make a big-footed clearance, but the skillful man was brave, dunked the football and turned around.

At this time, 272 was unwilling to give Xia Qi a corner kick when he saw it.
Evil comes from courage!
He immediately put the shovel towards Xia Qi from close to the ground. Not only did he come with the shovel, but he also had the infamous "scissor kick".

Xia Qi pulled the football back with his right foot and avoided 272's left foot, but Xia Qi's left foot was still shoveled by 272's right foot.

If it were in the past, Al-Xia Qi would have withstood the shovel like a rock, and then, human-Xia Qi would have silently licked his wounds after the game. but,

Manchester United was double-killed!
Manchester United, which was double-killed, dropped the "Pitch Taboo Patch Pack". From then on, Al was no longer "pure".

"Ding dong, the stadium taboo is activated. The system will deal corresponding damage according to the bad level of the opponent's methods. At the same time, the referee on duty will have a blind spot in his field of vision and his favorability of the host will be raised to that of a close friend."

On the court, Xia Qi's supporting foot was tackled with his left foot, causing him to naturally fly forward and fall.

At this time, 272 opened his legs and slid on the ground, just under Xia Qi who was in the air.

At this moment, 272 was not aware of the danger, and he had a proud smile on his face.

The next second, Xia Qi landed on his knees, kneeling right between 272's legs.

"what!"

A scream!
It makes all the males feel terrified and can't help but clench their legs.

Human-Xia Qi couldn't help but mourn three seconds of silence for his wife 272, and sincerely hoped that their neighbor, Lao Wang, could send his condolences...

Beep!
The referee on duty ran over and asked about the injury first.

272 is rolling on the ground in pain, where can I answer?
The referee quickly waved to the sidelines to let the team doctor enter.

After Al-Xia Qi injured someone, he stood aside expressionlessly. When the referee was consulting 272, he was surrounded by Real Madrid players and was threatened by Pepe pointing at his nose.
But none of this could make him change Bingshan's expression.

Of course, the Arsenal players would not let Xia Qi face it alone. They also rushed over, protecting Xia Qi behind them, and at the same time accused Real Madrid of playing dirty.

Both parties kept talking to each other, but they didn't take action. They were both old men of the stadium and knew the rules.

Wenger, who was on the sidelines of the court, couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards Mourinho again, and the two had another quarrel.

After the referee finished handling 272, he turned around and asked Xia Qi. Xia Qi did not answer. He raised his hand and pointed at the big screen on the court.

At this time, the big screen was playing back the scene in slow motion.

In slow motion, 272 shoveled Xia Qi into the air. Xia Qi landed due to gravity, and it was purely a coincidence that it hit 272's penis.

As the saying goes, evil people will be punished!

"This kid, this is so unlucky." I don't know who muttered, expressing everyone's thoughts.

Many people couldn't help but nod...

But the Real Madrid players reacted quickly and shouted to the referee: "He did it on purpose!"

"Fart, why is this intentional? If 272 doesn't shovel or slide in, can it be hurt?"

"Mr. Referee, it's time for Scissors to take out the card."

The referee snorted: "You teach me how to do things?"

After seeing Arteta shut his mouth, he shouted: "Everyone spread out, otherwise I will take out the cards."

After the players dispersed, he turned around and caught up with 272 and showed a yellow card to 272 who was lying on a stretcher.

Then, Mourinho and Wenger were called to warn them.

"My player was injured. The person who hurt him did not get a card, but the injured one received a yellow card. I was sitting on the coach's bench and was accused by a madman for no reason. As a victim, I also need to be warned by you. Is this fair? Where is the justice?”

"Sir, please tell me, where did Xia Qi go wrong? He hit 272 because 272 shoveled him away. His fall was an uncontrollable action and was within the limits allowed by the rules.

The reason why I gave 272 a yellow card is because he scissored. As an excellent coach, you should know that FIFA does not allow such actions, and you should also know that a yellow card is the lightest penalty.

The reason I'm warning you is to let you control the players' emotions. They're both shoveling behind their backs and using scissor kicks. Do you want to be a karate coach? "

Mourinho was furious: "This is naked support. I want to appeal..."

In the live broadcast room:

"272's actions are too bad. A yellow card is a minor offense."

"His injury was the result of a coincidence and had nothing to do with Xia Qi. Xia Qi did not hit him intentionally."

"Evil will be punished. This is not stadium superstition, but stadium metaphysics."

online,
【272 What a scumbag! It turned out to be a scissor kick! I felt so sorry for Xia Qi. Every time he was violated, he would stand up and never roll on the ground to show sympathy. 】

【272 Where is the quality? If you can't outrun someone, just use scissor kicks! Fortunately, God has eyes, so drink three cups for this. 】

[What happened to Real Madrid tonight? How come it became so strange? 】

[Seeing 272 being punished by God, I laughed like a pig and asked weakly: Is 272’s wife beautiful? Where does my family live? Lao Wang, I want to move next door to him. 】

【Still waiting for you to go? I lived next door to him last week. My surname is also Wang. 】

On the court, Arsenal fans were very angry. They ran to the top of the tunnel and shouted at 272 who was returning to the locker room for treatment:

"Executioner! I wish you never get hard for the rest of your life!"

"Go to Thailand, you beast!"

"... "

272 Covered his face with his hands, the team doctors quickened their pace...

...

...

Mourinho stood on the sidelines and asked the players to defend. At this time, Real Madrid only had 9 players on the field.

Unexpectedly, the referee on duty thought that more time was wasted in the first half and gave 5 minutes of stoppage time.

Mourinho was so angry that he stamped his foot!
Fortunately,

During the remaining time, the players on both sides were filled with anger, feeling that their side was at a disadvantage, and each wanted to stand up for their teammates.

The football field turned into a lumberyard, and people were being knocked down frequently. It was impossible to organize an offense, let alone score goals.

It wasn’t long before no one’s jersey was clean except for the goalkeeper, which was more or less muddy.

Until the end of the first half, the score was still 0:3!

(End of this chapter)