My uncle is Inzaghi

Chapter 47 Eat bananas!

Chapter 47 Eat bananas!
  Wilshere plans to use the second option.

Go for the head of centre-back Vermaelen
  "Li Mo and Dawson competed for the top and Dawson knocked the ball out of the baseline. Corner kick!"

Zhang Jun's tone was slightly surprised.

"Now it seems that Li Mo's physical resistance is not too weak, right?"

Jia Bingzhanglu, the commentator who partnered with Zhang Jun, frowned and said: "The defense he encountered was very tight. After Giroud was replaced, Li Mo became the center forward, which made his running The position advantage has been weakened a lot, because anyway, as a single center, Li Mo's position is fixed and he is not so flexible."

While the two were talking.

Wilshere had kicked the ball out.

Li Mo is behind.

The other players are in the middle.

Before taking the corner kick, Wilshere had already told the Arsenal players through gestures where he would send the ball and everyone should use that plan to move.

So after some chaos in the middle.

Vermaelen rushed straight to the front point under the cover of his teammates.

But right now.

Goalkeeper Lloris has already come out.

He leaped high, struck, and punched, intending to hit the ball directly.

"Loris strikes in time!"

The commentator's voice just fell.

Loris' fist did not hit the ball firmly.

instead.
  I'm pissed!
  Vermaelen gave up the fight after seeing Lloris attack.

No matter how high he jumps.

The goalkeeper can use his hands.

Raise one hand above your head.

Even if you are the world champion in high jump, you still can't reach the height of the goalkeeper raising his hands to jump.

However, who would have thought that Loris would actually get upset!

Vermaelen, who had originally planned to retreat, immediately stopped.

In a hurry.

He planned to use his feet to shoot.

Football is really for him.

But Vermaelen spread his thighs and prepared for a powerful volley.

He missed the kick.

The football hit his shin pads, creating a weird little parabola.

The line is very erratic.

It flew to the rear point crookedly.

Vermaelen was very sorry.

If he had known that Lloris could knock this ball out, he would have been prepared, and even if he masturbated, he would never have missed it.
  Just when Vermaelen was annoyed that he had wasted this opportunity, he heard a sudden boo.

The boos were like a tornado, surging throughout the stadium.

"Li Mo!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In the commentary box.

Andy Gray was chanting.

Li Mo, who was called by him, had already jumped up, leaning back and raising his feet.

Barb!

When the football flies over.

Li Mo was the first to react.

He immediately pulled back.

But he found that the ball's path was still too weird.

There was a change of direction in the air, an arc towards the Arsenal goal.

This is the change of direction.

As a result, Li Mo stood between the football and the goal.

If he chases the ball, he may lose his chance.

so.
  With your back to the goal.

Li Mo leaned back almost instinctively and took to the air!

"Upside down golden hook!!"

to the exclamations of the commentators.

Li Mo's left foot firmly hit the exact position of the football.

Goalkeeper Lloris was unable to teleport from the far post.

But Tottenham is not without anyone to defend.

Beside the doorpost.

Center Adebayor is standing there.

But all he saw was Li Mo suddenly leaned back, and then the football appeared in front of him.

Adebayor almost jumped up on condition.

However, this time Li Mo's overhead shot came from a very tricky angle.

The football rubbed Adebayor's scalp, rubbed the lower edge of the crossbar, and got into the goal.

When Li Mo landed, he happened to see the football entering the goal.

"GOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!! Li Mo! Li Mo! Li Mo!!! Ahhh! Incredible! Incredible!!!"

In the commentary box, Sky Sports TV commentator Andy Gray used all his strength, grabbed the headset, and shouted at the top of his lungs.

The commentators in the commentary box were also completely crazy.

"Beautiful!! Oh oh oh! God! Unbelievable! Incredible goal!!"

"Barb! Barb shot! Li Mo actually made a barb shot! I have never seen him shoot like this before!!"

“His shot feels so good!!”

"Beautiful! Beautiful!! This round, no! Probably the best goal of the year was born!!"

to cheers from the commentators.

Li Mo rolled up from the ground.

He was waving his arms and mouthing.

roar!

Tearing at the jersey.

Get carried away. Such a way to score goals.

Li Mo felt incredible.

He couldn't believe it himself.

This goal.

It wasn't a well-planned goal on his part.

When Vermaelen shot, he planned to rush forward and seize the opportunity to make up the shot.

结果
  The football was flying right in his direction.

Just behind him.

This made him reach out and kick the ball almost instinctively.

then.

The body leaned back and the left caster rounded for a kick.

Everything went smoothly.

Li Mo rushed to the sidelines and the camera moved over.

He spread his hands, shrugged, and made an incredulous expression.

It’s not just Li Mo.

Everyone thought this ball was incredible.

Tottenham's players looked confused.

Bell opened his mouth.

If at the beginning, he regarded Li Mo as his challenger.

So now
  He was already a little panicked - how could this kid be just a challenger!
  This guy is so awesome at only seventeen years old.

How awesome will he be when he reaches my age?

Bell began to feel a sense of crisis.

before this.

The British media also touted him as a supernova of this era and a strong competitor to become the ruler of the next era after Messi and Ronaldo.

did not expect.
  He didn't last long as a supernova.

Another more explosive guy appeared
  Am I getting old? Can't hold a golf club anymore?

Bell was thinking a lot.

Li Mo scored in this way, which made them completely unpredictable.

And this conceded goal was a huge blow to Tottenham.

They had just equalized.

The result didn't take long.

Arsenal scored in this way.

White Hart Lane was quiet for about two seconds.

Both Tottenham fans and Arsenal fans briefly entered the brain shutdown stage in front of this goal.

but.

soon.

Cheers sounded first.

Hear the cheers from the away fans.

Only then did Tottenham fans react.

So ever.

hiss.

And the lingering "woo woo woo" sound sounded again.

"This voice."

Andy Gray is shaking his head.

"After the game, the FA and the Premier League must explain the voices that appeared on the scene. Uh, what is Lee doing?!"

Andy Gray hasn't finished speaking yet.

I saw Li Mo standing on the sidelines.

He was doing a very strange set of movements very slowly.

watched for a while.

Andy Gray finally understood.

This is the action of peeling a banana peel. ,

"He wants to."

Suddenly a picture flashed through Andy Gray's mind, and then
  This picture appeared vividly in front of him.

Li Mo carefully made a motion of peeling a banana, and after ensuring that everyone could understand, he held the "banana" and pointed to the stands.

The Tottenham fans in the stands were stunned.

They then reacted
  They were fooled by Li Mo.

They kept whining and taunting Li Mo with this sound.

but forgot
  Only monkeys can scream like that.

Li Mo used this action to remind them
  just now.

You are all monkeys.

So ever.

After a brief silence.

“Shhh!!!!”

More shrill boos, perhaps the sharpest since the White Hart Lane stadium was built, rang out.

The seventeen-year-old boy raised his right arm.

Facing tens of thousands of boos.

The corners of the mouth rise.

Hush?
  Ha ha.

Who is afraid?

Racist?

Are you trash worthy?

Eat bananas, monkeys!

(End of this chapter)

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