LPL’s legendary female devil

Chapter 95 Who is Lao Si Ji! ?

Chapter 95 Who is Lao Si Ji! ?

Although I really want to say 'love', I feel that it is a relationship that has not progressed yet.

So An Yi looked at the barrage with shame and anger: "I have blocked all those guys who just refreshed the screen. Anyone else who is 'you Lulu, I am Nar', I will kill them all!"

The house manager gets the order and then.

Eagle Dog Room Manager: Zhejiang Satellite TV is a massacre!

Ignore the numerous 'protections!' Protect! Protect! ', a bloody storm broke out in the live broadcast room, and all fans were delighted to give a three-minute ban warning.

Ruo Xi still wondered why her sister was angry, but after reading it several times, the girl suddenly looked at her chest and clearly understood.

At the same time, she also understood: These fans are good at driving, and they seem to be of the same kind as her!

Not knowing what Ruoxi was thinking, An Yi was still comforting: "Ruoxi, just ignore them and pretend you didn't see them."

Ruoxi nodded and logged into League of Legends.

As for the account number, An Yi guessed that it should be a new account registered by her sister, but when she opened the character information, An Yi immediately lost her mind.

ID: Chizuru7, Ionia region, king with 777 points! (This is an easter egg)

Looking at An Yi's mouth that grew in surprise, the barrage came out:

Blue square VS red square

But it’s much more convenient to have an account, at least you have all the heroes.

On the road: Smart Malphite VS the hands of an elementary school student

"With Yasuo's 40 win rate in games, are you going to wreak havoc on Ionia or wreak havoc on your own spring?"

"As we all know, in any game, the guys who call themselves 'newbies' are the most terrifying! They belong to the players at the top of the pyramid!"

"Scared? This is my size!"

Seeing that everyone was here, An Yi also announced: "Everyone is ready, let's start."

An Yi didn't expect that he would have such a little cousin who was a master of the alliance.

And soon both parties conveniently selected their lineup.

"It seems that it's not unacceptable for Aki to wear high-heeled shoes!"

Bottom Lane: Heroic Bombardier VS Ice Archer

Support: Headscratcher VS Children of the Stars

Originally, An Yi was a little worried about the presence of one or two high-ranking veterans on the opposite side.

Barrage:

Seeing this, An Yi mocked: "What? I was worried that someone with gold or above would come in, but it turns out that my fans only have bronze and silver."

Barrage:

"Why do you reward them!"

"You curse again!"

But Anyi turned the camera to look at the laptop screen, and the barrage was confused.

"Damn it! Don't let everyone suck it! You secretly suck it yourself, right?"

"A bad woman who eats alone!"

The game starts and everyone officially enters the hero selection interface.

An Yi's face turned red: "Just be the nanny."

"What's wrong with Silver! I, Silver, have played Yasuo ten thousand times! 40% win rate is raging across Ionia! I'm proficient in all kinds of bright dog tag postures and can seamlessly E!"

Barrage: "Okay! It's a deal! Anyone who regrets it will have to swallow a thousand needles!"

"Isn't this still '伱Ai Xi, my wet nurse'!"

Ruoxi asked: "What about me?"

"Brother, why don't we bury him so we don't lose this person."

"Why! Should we go in and be trampled under your feet and tortured?"

"You call this a newbie?"

Jungle: Mansandao VS Juhuaxin

Since he could only use one hand, Aki chose an ice shooter who didn't rely much on skills.

"If there's anything good about it, give it to us!"

She had no choice but to issue a recruitment order in the live broadcast room and said: "Brother Meng, the match strength of this number is Ruoxi. In order to let her play the game, a few bronze and silver players came in to play the water game."

There is Yasuo's terminal illness on each side. Um, terminal disease is not a unique skill brother! right! It's a unique skill!

Originally, An Yi was worried that matching her younger sister's new account would be a scam, but now it has become a shark tank.

Then An Yi opened the room, and a large number of water friends came in instantly.

Middle Road: Toolsuo VS Orphan Suo

But how could he let such a good prospect go, so An Yi decisively gave the last position to this good brother.

Barrage:

Ruoxi quickly explained that the account was not hers, but that she borrowed it from her younger cousin.

An Yi knew that there was a 100 million point gap between his own strength and them, so he promised: "I will play with one hand, and as long as I die once or use both hands once, the live broadcast time will be increased by one hour this month."

Then an ID named 'Hayate E has a way home' appeared on the opposite side, and the corresponding ID on Aki's side was 'Happiness Never Ends'.

When she saw the lineup, she was convinced that this was purebred real money! The kind with 999 purity!

As soon as he entered the game, Yasuo, the blue player, immediately said: "Fuck! I choose Yasuo as jungler and you don't choose knockback, right? Do you still want to join my family tree? This is the point!"

Malphite: "No! Brother, I have a big move! It's very powerful! You come to the first level group in the lower half first!"

An Yi: "..., can you stop chatting on the public screen to report points?"

As a result, Malphite from the opposite side was directly caught by An Yi and said: "You are typing with both hands, right! The live broadcast duration is +1!"

An Yi: "???"

Got tricked!

After watching the barrage, I shouted:

"Damn it! I thought this Malphite was a real fool, but I didn't expect him to be so wise as a fool!"

"Just a moment! The brains of Stoneman players around the world were down for a second. I was still puzzled. It turned out that all the brains were used by you!"

"That's not all! The other party has lent this Nuoshou's brain!"

"It's really just a stone man sharing the same brain, right?" "Hahaha! An Yi actually let a stone man trick him. It's hard not to doubt his IQ."

But An Yi didn't expect that he would meet the legendary 'Smart Malphite'.

So the things reported are fake, just to seduce myself into typing and making complaints.

As a result, in the next second, four people from the opposite side rushed out of the jungle together.

Smart Malphite: I didn’t expect it. This is a series of tricks. While you are typing, I will directly invade and then take the first blood of Sister Benzi!

It's just that Mr. Malphite brought in the typing speed of real money and ignored Aki's reaction speed.

At this time, An Yi was standing guard in the grass in the wild area. With the eyes inserted in the grass in the river, she turned around and shot an arrow.

Blue Fang Yasuo: "I'll do it!"

The reason why Ice Level 1 is strong is because the passive slowdown can help teammates retain people, thus forming a concentrated fire.

Therefore, as long as Hanbing is not slowed down to her target, she is useless.

Based on this, Lan Fang Yasuo suddenly turned his blade and threw out a wall of wind, blocking Aki's flat A.

An Yi:? ? ?

Barrage:"???"

While everyone was confused, Lan Fang Yasuo sent a signal to his biological father in the family tree, as if to say: Good opportunity for foster father!

Stone Man: Must kill! The wheels are rolling!

The first time Aki was exposed, the stone man immediately threw a Q, and Xerath on the other side also threw an E skill to stun Aki.

Seeing this, An Yi wanted to move away, but...

Red Yasuo: Stop hurting my mother!

Then he saw that his blade was spinning, and a wall of wind was also thrown out.

An Yi: There are also masters!

It can only be said that Yasuo is worthy of Wanba. Although he is unconscious, has a bad mentality, and often turns into the god of death, his operation is top-notch. Stoneman's Q and Xerath's E were all blocked by the wind wall.

And what else is there to say here? Relying on the cover of the wind wall, An Yi turned directly to the opposite side of A!

It is worth mentioning that this time An Yi brought "War Zeal" because of his cruelty. He turned around and A'ed Yasuo, and then A'ed Yasuo again.

The plane on the opposite side also flies to Anyi with A, and then QAs Anyi.

But all the output from the opposite side hit the wind wall! Yasuo's wind wall took a lot of damage and control!

But because the other side walked out of the wind wall to chase An Yi, they were not protected by their own wind wall.

At the same time, a TP from the red side fell down. It was Noshou who had already reached the top lane and saw a fight starting in the bottom lane, so he chose to teleport for support!

An Yi finally understood, everyone here has a great talent!

Seeing this, she stopped talking nonsense and turned around directly.

The blue side immediately withdrew because there was one less person, and when they saw Nuo's T coming down.

So who are they missing? Less jungle!

We don’t know why the invasion didn’t involve junglers, and we don’t dare to ask.

But the Barbarian King was doing push-ups at the blue Buff.

Obviously, unlike the various fancy jungle openings at high levels, there are only two choices for low-level junglers, one is red opening, and the other is blue opening.

Even if there is an additional option to open the invasion in the opposite buff, the CPU will be overloaded on the spot.

So right now, the Barbarian King can only provide all support except actual actions.

At this time, Ruoxi showed her excellent gaming talent and controlled the nanny to immediately AQA when she came across from the opposite side. A meteor fell and hit three people, and then triggered the thunder, hitting two more with range damage.

Seeing the rapid decline in their family's health, the players on the blue side just wanted to say: As expected of An Yi, he was ambushing me here, and he had planned it all!

An Yi: It's obviously your own public announcement that you want a first-level regiment to invade!

Yasuo: Damn it. Why does the opponent do so much more damage than me!

An Yi: Who taught you how to use Yasuo's W at level one? If you take damage, you will be a ghost!

Logically speaking, Red can retreat at this time, but suddenly a blue light on An Yi's body lit up.

quiet! spirit! disease! step!

This is the exclusive summoner skill of Abuse Hanbing. Seizing the opportunity, Aki moved forward quickly and moved A stack of War Zeal.

Xin Zhao also rushed over and flashed an E to catch up with the enemy Yasuo who was running away. Aki walked over and scored first blood with an A, and then activated the Q skill.

That's right, it's the Q skill shooter's focus!

Obviously Aki felt that the W skill was not easy to use with one hand, so he wanted to use Q to give the opponent a big one!

Aki, who had received an attack speed bonus, fired three times in a row, ghostly walking so that the opponent could not escape.

Nuoshou T came down with a Q banquet and forced two flashes from all directions. Aki followed up with a flash and chased, killing the plane and Zelas again.

The first-level team got three kills!

An Yi just wanted to say: "There has never been such a wonderful start!"

So An Yi returned home and bought shoes + long sword + long sword, and then asked: "Do we still need to fight in this round?"

The barrage immediately said: "Fight! Why not fight!"

An Yi: "彳亍!"

She wanted to see what other tricks these mentally retarded contenders could come up with.

But when she saw the stone man teleporting online to kill Nuo Shou alone, Xin Zhao ambushing the Furious Barbarian King in the jungle and was killed by two critical strikes, and the two Yasuo second-level E students in the middle were skating each other, she realized that this game was really not simple.

Aside from the fact that these people deliberately create program effects, it can only be said that their existence is inherently a program effect.

It's just that An Yi never expected that the most effective person in the show would be his sister.

In the online battle, Aki went up to touch Xerath, moved to avoid his E, and chased and shot him.

Ruoxi saw the barrage and asked: "Sister, they asked you why you play support and don't masturbate?"

An Yi:? ? ? Doesn’t it count if it doesn’t have the ‘masturbation’ function!

But she still answered patiently: "Because Xerath scratched his head."

Ruoxi seemed to understand, and asked again: "Then why do you cum so fast when the opponent can't beat you?"

An Yi:? ? ? Because girls don’t have a CD (Han Bing is a level-A AD and there is no vacuum period), they can keep ejaculating. Boys have a CD and need to rest for a while before ejaculating. (The aircraft is an AD skill stream and has a vacuum period)

But this cannot be said

But An Yi, who refused to leave, asked, "Ruoxi, can you give me a sip?"

Ruoxi shook her head: "The amount of mana is insufficient. You drained it dry. There is not a drop left."

An Yi:? ? ?

Looking at her sister's pure eyes, An Yi opened her mouth, but never spoke.

But the barrage was already laughing like crazy.

At the same time, they also realized a problem. My sister must be really innocent like this, and she is definitely not an old Si Ji!

It's just that my sister looks a little weird, right?

How strange? It’s so lovable!

(End of this chapter)

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