Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 87 Gods and Monkey Charmers (2 in 1)

Chapter 87 Gods and Monkey Charmers (two in one)

After meeting the young men named 'Benjamin', the two had a quarrel.

Katerina felt a little depressed.

It wasn't until the two of them walked back towards the 'Green Bun Shop' that Katerina, who had been silent, suddenly spoke.

"Nip, do you really not even remember Benjamin and the others?"

[Katerina believes that Nip’s paranoia and amnesia are getting worse—or, in other words, you have lost your memory. 】

"I don't remember." Li Pu said, "I have no impression. Besides, I'm very confused as to why you, as a noble, are so familiar with them."

"Because we are all childhood playmates." Katerina was very patient and said a lot in order to help Li Pu recover his memory.

Not only were they childhood playmates, but they were also members of the 'Textile Factory Boy Scouts' - Katerina's mother worked there after she was expelled from the Holy See.

It can be heard from the words that the entire small group is centered on Katerina and Benjamin - she is the most beautiful girl in this area, and Benjamin's uncle is the owner of a textile factory.

As for Nip - this man has been a bit strange since he was a child, and he was very ostracized. A marginal figure.

[No one knew at the time that Nip was the son of the bishop. 】

[Everyone only knows that he is the crazy neighbor that Katerina secretly took out to play. 】

"Nip." Katerina said with some hesitation: "In fact, when I was a child, I didn't like you very much - if I hadn't had a very good relationship with Aunt Stia when I was a child, I probably wouldn't have secretly taken you with me. You came out to play."

"Why do you live in that apartment?" Li Pu suddenly frowned and looked at Katerina: "Why do you have a relationship with civilians like Benjamin who have been playing together since childhood?"

"Because I am an illegitimate child. An illegitimate child who doesn't even know who his father is, and my mother is a 'barefoot nun' who was expelled from the church."

In a very plain tone, Katerina told her life experience: "That man raped my mother and gave birth to me."

"What a great script. Let me take a guess."

Li Pu couldn't bear it any longer, and he said meaningfully: "When you were sixteen, the old Duke suffered from a serious illness."

After recovering, he became worried about his inheritance. So he found you. "

"That's not entirely true - the Grand Duke has actually always known that I am a daughter. He just doesn't want to acknowledge me. Even after he became seriously ill, he did not consider an illegitimate son as his heir. He would rather give the principality to a distant relative."

Katerina said: "But the queen found me or in other words, she found all the illegitimate children of the Duke."

"Oh~~" Li Pu made a surprised expression: "So, with the help of the scheming queen, the girl who was the most outstanding and most loyal to the queen became her sword-wielding knight."

Li Pu has become more and more unscrupulous since he learned about Katerina's disordered value. He continued to add: "No, it's not just the Queen who supports you. The Cardinal also supports you! Because you are her neighbor, and Always taking care of her crazy son.”

"——Of course, you didn't know Ayesha's identity before becoming a sword-wielding knight."

Li Pu smiled and said: "Let me guess what happened next - there is nothing wrong with your bloodline. No matter who your mother is, you are a noble descendant of the sun. In addition, with the support of the Queen and the entire Holy See, Violet The family has no choice but to recognize your identity as the princess."

"Aha, a Gray Princess who came out from the common people. How down-to-earth?"

Li Pu looked sarcastic: "Therefore, you are loved by all people."

Katerina looked at Li Pu with a shocked face: "Nip, have you recovered your memory?"

Li Pu couldn't hold it in any longer and opened his mouth: "Director Ye! Stop acting!"

"When your ambitions are too great, you not only want to deceive the gods, you also want to deceive me!"

"Your script is indeed perfect. You can perfectly replace Katerina. Your identity is also impeccable. Because this is the past of the 'real Katerina'!"

'but! There are three things that caused you to fall short! "

"First, the Sword Cleaning Angel and the Sun Angel are contradictory! They cannot be the same person! This incident will cause a big thunder!"

"Second." Li Pu's eyes became more and more meaningful: "Even if the gods went completely crazy and approved this chaotic logic, Tadar would be finished. Because you are the sword-wiping archangel of the previous generation, they must kill you. captivity!"

"Third, Nip is a person who didn't exist in the first place. No matter how much he fakes, he can't be deceived. If I am Nip, if you are Katerina, if I have known each other since childhood, why are you punishing me? On the day of the show, you didn’t recognize me!”

"Nip. Me." Katerina closed her eyes in pain, her heart filled with unbearable regret. After a moment, she opened her eyes and said no more.

"Haha, why are you crying? Say the lines you prepared - not only did you not recognize me, you also forgot what I look like. Because we haven't seen each other for eight years. Right?"

Li Pu gave the fatal blow and said: "Until the day when the savior is executed. You saw Ayesha holding me and crying bitterly, and heard her calling my child, huh?"

When Li Pu himself finished speaking these words, he froze in place as if he had received a fatal blow.

He suddenly flipped through the storybook in his hand. On page 4 above, it says:
  ["Don't kill him! He is my adopted son!"]

[In the chaos, the knights pulled Li Pu and the mad bishop away. The Queen herself gave the Archbishop a bottle of medicine. 】

[No one noticed that there was something unusual in Katerina's eyes. 】

[——You suddenly realized a problem, you received a fatal blow, and you began to lose SAN. 】

"Nip. In fact, you are wrong. I have always known Ayesha's identity." Katerina pursed her lips, and confessed with a pale face: "I have always known that my neighbor's identity is extraordinary. Therefore. I approached you deliberately."

“I recognized you the moment Ayesha called out to you in the crowd on execution day.”

Katerina looked pale and said the next sentence: "But I pretended not to know him."

Rumble, Rumble, and Li Puru was struck by five thunders.

Lines of new narration appeared in the storybook in front of him.

[Katerina’s character is indeed extremely plump. 】

[Because she is Katerina herself. 】

[Therefore, the gods believe that evil gods do not exist. 】

[Therefore, the Sun God will bless the wedding of the mortal Nip and the descendant of the sun, Katerina. 】

[Therefore, when you say again and again that Katerina is the evil god, she will think you are sick. 】

[Because in the eyes of everyone, Katerina is Katerina, only you and the queen think she is the evil god! 】

These narrations shattered Li Pu's last SAN.

"Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible. If He is Katerina, then who is Katerina?!"

【It’s a holy angel! 】

Li Pu's mind was filled with dizziness and he collapsed to the ground.

"Nip!" Katerina hurriedly supported Li Pu: "Stop imagining things. The things you fought against the evil god to save the world were all your imagination. The evil god does not exist at all."

Katerina said sadly, she was in great pain for Li Pu's condition: "I am me, Katerina. The female knight who found the solution to the plague with you!"

"The gods will never regard me as an evil god."

"Because I am the Son of the Sun God scattered in the mortal world, the sword-wiping archangel of the Supreme God!"

"I came into the world in mortal form twenty-three years ago just to solve this plague!"

"There is no evil god at all! There are no holy angels either!"    "There is, just a plague!"

"But you are right, the gods do not agree with our wedding. Because a noble archangel cannot be combined with a lowly mortal!"

"Let alone be together with the illegitimate child born from incest between the Pope and his own daughter!!"

Hearing this, everyone in Li Pu was dumbfounded.

"An illegitimate child born of incest??" Li Pu was spinning and fell into Katerina's arms.

After a moment, he reluctantly opened his eyes in Katerina's arms, and uttered a few words with difficulty: "Is my delusion a disease caused by incest?"

"Yes! And there is a family history." Katerina looked around in panic, then hurriedly pulled him into the alley, and rushed towards the alley where 'George Banmian' was.

On the way, she did not forget to whisper to Li Pu: "When you see 'His Majesty Tellwin' in the church later, don't ask him about this in person!"

[Who just said that he would never be deceived? 】

"I don't know if I've been scammed."

Li Pu looked at the camera with a dull expression on his face: "But I'm getting married."

Stretching out his hand, Li Pu picked up the storybook: "I plan to tell a story at the wedding to cheer up the wedding."

In fact, Li Pu already somewhat understood why Katerina had an identity - he was the old god, and when he reshaped himself, he changed the past.

When Li Pu was pulled onto the execution platform, the person dragging him was the holy angel Katerina.

The childhood playmate of Jack and others was also the holy angel Katerina.

Twenty-three years ago, Ayesha's pregnant neighbor, the fetus in her belly was also the holy angel Katerina.

The coming of the holy angels comes to all timelines and all dimensions of this world.

Therefore, the female knight Katerina is the holy angel. The holy angel is the female knight Katerina.

If Li Pu's guess is correct, there may be one more person in the world. This person was originally supposed to be born in the womb of Katerina's mother, but because of Katerina's appearance, that child was born in the womb of Katerina's mother. in other families.

Maybe, the two of them will be sisters.

No wonder when I went to the execution platform, I always felt that the evil god was watching me!
  Because, in the first place, he was dragged to the execution platform by the lunatic Holy Angel!
  They also chatted about the evil god at the stake for a long time.
  Katerina's identity, Li Pu already understood, was impeccable.

As for his identity in Yangshan, of course everyone made up a false identity.

'Originally, I was almost deceived by them, but I discovered a huge loophole - Ayesha and I cannot be related by blood! '
  Li Pu turned his head to look at these shots and gave his logic: 'Because sheep cannot give birth to rabbits. '
  [In other words, Miss Yangma from another world cannot give birth to Li Pu, a Chinese with black hair and eyes. 】

[Ignoring Li Pu’s nerves, his previous inference was indeed correct—Nip was Li Pu and appeared suddenly. Adopted son and illegitimate son are all false identities made up by Tadar psychopaths to play him. 】

[The script should not be used. The fact that Li Pu is the illegitimate son of the Pope has come and gone to deceive the gods. 】

[But the identity of the adopted son can be successfully deceived. Because even Li Pu, the person involved, was deceived. 】

‘My identity can indeed be deceived. ’

'But there's a huge problem with Katerina's identity - she's Katerina, and that's really unassailable. But the sword-wiping angel and the sun angel are incompatible with each other! But this psychopath is creating his own identity and blending these two titles together! '
  Li Pu deduced that the gods should not be aware of this logical contradiction yet - because Katerina forcibly changed the world, the gods' cognition fell into temporary chaos.

However, the gods will wake up from their chaotic cognition at any time.

At that time, three situations will occur - the gods discover that Katerina is the evil god and cover the bottle.

The gods figured out something and identified Katerina as the sword-wiping angel, and then identified Nip as the supreme god of the previous generation - Bottle.

Of course, there is a third scenario. They identify Katerina as a sun angel, and then prevent her from combining with mortals, and forcefully take her back to heaven - Katerina goes crazy because of her marriage, and the world is destroyed.

‘Classmates, after talking for a long time, you should understand my consent to get married, right? 'Li Pu looked at the camera here and said desperately: 'The world is going to be destroyed anyway, so I decided to have some fun before I die and marry a wife. '
  'By the way, during the wedding, tell a story to the gods and play monkey tricks so that everyone can have fun together. '
  Li Pu looked at the storybook in his hand and conceived the story.

He said he wanted to lie down, but in fact, he was doing business.

Just listen to what's going on in his mind and you'll know.

[‘Everyone must become a monkey—including the sheepdog who came to guard the sheep today must also be treated like a monkey! ”]

[‘Otherwise, the monkey charmer will not be able to escape from the sheepfold with the sheep under the supervision of the sheepdogs. '】

[Under Li Pu’s murmur, a story about ‘a monkey charmer and a female monkey got married on a banana tree and married a shepherd dog’ gradually appeared in the book of creation and redemption. 】

[At the same time, the contents of the book in the hands of a certain ‘book-holding archangel’ in a certain room in the temple began to slowly change. 】

. . . . . .

Inside the Wilmick Cathedral.

in a room.

The hall outside the door was crowded with people. The great priests who had come all the way from the Holy See were chatting with the nobles and high-ranking saints.
  Inside the door, Queen Tadar, Archbishop Ayesha and others sat in a reserved position, listening carefully to the teachings of a certain old man at the head with many angels standing on both sides.

Everyone in the room was as reserved as children.

There was only one tall Templar, leaning against the window to breathe.

"The dead old man is endless." He rubbed his eyes and looked out the window at the crowded square with a bit of interest in his eyes: "Mortals are so interesting. There are still people wearing wedding dresses. Are you planning to get married today?"

The seven archangels of the Supreme God are independent of the High Council. They do not have as many rights as the gods, but they have an extraordinary status.

Therefore, He did not pay much attention to the being on the high throne.

What's more, His words are correct. The person who exists now is indeed an old man who is dying.

Out of boredom, the paladin reached out and summoned a book from the old man's hand.

This is the true book of creation and redemption. It was brought by Him Himself—it certainly wasn’t a children’s book.

‘This time the High-level Heavenly Council has been very mysterious, and I don’t know what decision it made in the end. By this time, the discussion on the bill should have been completed, right? '
  After turning to the page that the old man wanted to read today, the paladin read it with interest.

Then, his face looked as if he had seen a ghost.

The book should obviously contain divine patterns.

But what he saw were pictures!
  In the picture on this page, there is a mountain.

In the mountains, there was a monkey and a monkey trick.

and a banana tree.

[It’s a story about ‘the monkey charmer, the monkeys and the sheepdog’].

[By the way, the monkey charmer is from out of town. 】

"Monkey play???"

Archangels and gods were dumbfounded.

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