Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 65 It wasn’t me, it was the magician who did it!

Hearing that Ye Xiaolian said that he had lost one person's money today, Dean Lu Zhenhe knelt down on the ground and kowtowed to Ye Xiaolian several times.

"Auntie, I'm telling you it's not too much to say "auntie". I beg you to stop making trouble! Tell me who else is a formal member of the institute besides Liu Wen, and I will transfer the money to them together!"

"Don't let one person not receive the subsidy today, and then another person not receive the subsidy tomorrow!"

Ye Xiaolian shook her head and looked blankly at the mirror on the ceiling: "There is one person missing."

Li Pu now understood that there was one missing person that Ye Xiaolian was talking about - this neurotic woman had a split personality! The person she was talking about was herself! Or that evil god.

Therefore, Lu Zhenhe’s subsidy will not be fully paid in this lifetime.

Li Pu understood the female brain circuit.

Lu Zhenhe also understood, but the key was that he was the victim. This nail household is a bit special. He can't offend or touch him, so he can only provide food every day like his ancestors.

The torture of these days has made the young dean's spirit almost collapse.

"Auntie, stop making trouble, wuwuwu." Dean Xiaolu cried loudly and said bitterly to Director Ye: "You said that you need to install a mirror on the seventh floor so that you can see yourself when you go out. We installed it. . You said that you should also put them in the toilet stall so that you can see yourself when you go to the toilet, so we did so."

"Now we have actually paid out a daily subsidy of 1 yuan! What else do you want?"

Hearing this, Li Pu was very puzzled.

You do whatever the patient asks you to do. Most likely it’s Lu Zhenhe. They know she is an evil god, right? So in order to appease her, everyone did whatever she said.

Li Pu believes that this inference is the most reasonable.

But I don’t know what kind of reasons they will use to reasonably answer this matter. After all, I am here to listen.

Does it mean that Ye Xiaolian has someone up there that no one can afford to offend?

Or is she a relative of Luyuan and can only be worshiped like an ancestor?

What Li Pu didn't expect was that Lu Zhenhe actually gave a third explanation. This explanation was both reasonable and outrageous. Li Pu was stunned.

Because for this reason, regardless of whether the director of the lunatic asylum knows her true identity or not, he will collapse!
  Lu Zhenhe covered his face and broke down crying: "Stop pretending to be someone from our hospital or research institute and running out in the middle of the night to steal people's mobile phones to transfer money to others and give them subsidies, okay?!"

"The victims have already filed a case and sent them for examination! If you continue to make trouble, it won't be a matter of whether the hospital is pornographic or not - we all have to accompany you in!"

Everyone in Li Pu was dumbfounded.

The co-author is, this evil eldest sister, in order to let others deal with her, runs out every day to steal other people's mobile phones and transfer money to others? !

‘You are so good! ’ Li Pu was in awe, and he secretly gave a thumbs up: ‘You are not an evil god! You are the true god of workers! '
  Li Pu finally understood why the hospital would satisfy Director Ye's various unreasonable demands.

The reason was really a bit outrageous - I was afraid that He would steal the phone.

He is indeed good at stealing. He even had his cell phone stolen.

With his incredible power, stealing a cell phone is really not a difficult task.

But you said, a majestic god, an old god from another world! An evil god with the same power as the Creator, after he crawled out, he didn't dare to do anything else, but used his divine power to steal people's mobile phones?
  This is outrageous!
  What’s even more outrageous is that He stole the mobile phone to transfer money not for other reasons, but to let others deal with Himself!
  ‘Sure enough, I’m not sick! This world is too outrageous! '
  At this moment, Li Pu saw a line of narration suddenly appear in the storybook.

[Reward for completion&%&failure:

1. Participate in and lead to the formulation of new rules for mental illness paradise (subsidy)*1;]

[Note: The evil god threatened Holy Oak Psychiatric Hospital with stolen mobile phones, and the devastated psychiatric director decided to pay you 10,000 yuan a day from now on. Let the evil god steal one less mobile phone every day. 】

Li Pu couldn't hold himself any longer.

"One person is missing." Director Ye said while looking at the mirror above his head.

Li Pu and everyone: "."

Dean Lu Zhenhe couldn't stand it any longer: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Dad, why did you leave this mess to me? It's so difficult for me."

Li Pu looked at Luyuan with pity in his eyes. He couldn't bear to watch any more.

[Li Pu, half-dressed in a straitjacket, stood obediently at the window, pretending to lower his head and play with his mobile phone - he sent a message to Liu Wen and communicated about filling the loopholes. 】 ˆ ˆ “ε=(ο｀*)))alas.”

After crying, Lu Zhenhe waved weakly and asked the nurses to push Ye Xiaolian's wheelchair back to the ward.

[Lu Zhenhe doesn’t want to see Miss Ye anymore these days. 】

[He looks at you. 】

"Are you done cheating?" Li Pu put down his phone and looked up and asked.

"o(╥﹏╥)oala~~"

Dean Lu Zhenhe waved his hand, asking for Li Pu to be sent back as well. Then I discovered that all the nurses and doctors (four or five people) that the entire hospital could mobilize tonight were in Ward 7 at the moment.

At this moment, he felt that it was really difficult for him. He sat in another wheelchair, rubbed his face feebly, and said to Li Pu: "Go back by yourself and leave me alone."

"Hmph, stop acting, little liar." Li Pu sneered: "Your methods are far from that of your father, the old liar."

He adjusted his hospital clothes, shook his feet and smiled coldly: "The current God of Creation, you can't deceive me. I know he is the Supreme God - the fact that I can stand here means that I have godhood! This is the biggest flaw in your deception!"

"Yeah, how can a paralyzed person stand here and chat with others? Medical miracles cannot explain it."

Dean Lu Zhenhe rubbed his head helplessly. He sighed and said: "The hospital did not expect that you would fall and get injured, let alone make the news. Otherwise, the board of directors would not approve the hospital to spend money to settle this matter. thing."

"But the air mattress downstairs is as high as the second floor. What will happen if you fall?"

He looked at the mental patient in front of him who had been standing beside him for more than 20 minutes, and said earnestly: "Li Pu, I told you, it is not an organic problem that you are paralyzed in bed."

"It's spiritual!"

"In your cognition, you think you are paralyzed!"

Lu Zhenhe suddenly pointed to the mirror in front of him and said to Li Pu: "But can a truly paralyzed person stand here shaking his legs and playing with his mobile phone?!"

Li Pu looked at himself standing in the mirror. Immediately, as if he was under a spell, his mind was spinning, and he collapsed to the ground with a pop.

"Li Pu! Your current behavior has proven everything!" Lu Zhenhe's tone was decisive: "When you think you have a reasonable reason to stand up, you can stand up. But when you find that you should not stand all the time When you’re alive, you’re paralyzed—you’re sick!”

"No! No! I'm not sick!"

"I can stand up because I have released 'neatness' and stood up many times. Therefore, in the critical situation of life and death, I broke through the last psychological factor and was completely no longer paralyzed!"

"I don't know why I suddenly became paralyzed again, but it's definitely not because I'm sick. Wait, I know, it's a magician! It's a magician!"

"A magician just cast a spell on me!"

"They can do magic! They can do magic!"

Li Pu stared and shouted desperately: "Believe me, you are the only ones who can believe me!"

[Li Pu believes that magician is not only a title for researchers, but also a title in a practical sense - since he can learn things from Yangshan, so can magicians. 】

"I understand what 'them' are. The great terror in the eyes of these people and gods in the Yangshan world is the magician!"

"Because this world is higher than the Yangshan world, magicians can manipulate that world like a book. Therefore, they are like the supreme creation gods in the Yangshan world!"

"The reason they imprisoned me is because I can connect the two worlds! They want to use me to bring things from that world (including evil gods) for research!"

"In a sense, Holy Oak Mental Health Center is not a lunatic asylum at all. This is a paradise for evil where the gods are imprisoned!"

"It's a shelter in the human-mountain world!"

"Don't be fooled by the magician!"

"The magician is going to start lying!"

"The magician is trying to trick people again!"

(End of this chapter)