Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 4 Absurd World!
  ‘It turns out that there is always a madman dressing up as me and pretending to be me! So when the queen saw me, she thought I was crazy! '
  'Of course, you can't blame her. Who would have thought that the savior has been locked up in a mental hospital for ten years! So much so that his image in the prophecy is that of a madman! '
  ‘If I had traveled through time ten years ago, there wouldn’t have been so many moths! '
  Li Pu cursed in his heart - the attending doctor made a mistake! If you had ignored my condition ten years ago, I would have come here to be your savior!
  Li Pu straightened out his thoughts. He carefully observed the dressing of other people around him and found that they were all very similar to himself, and they were all crazy.

It is not difficult to guess that these prisoners were all enthusiastic imitators of Li Pu.

After their identities were discovered, they were imprisoned for a long time. Now, the rulers are taking advantage of it and plan to execute these lunatics by disguising themselves as evil gods.

‘Since we are looking for some people to disguise themselves as evil gods and chop off their heads, why not choose some normal people? '
  ‘The psychopathic characteristics of these lunatics are too obvious, aren’t they? You can tell at a glance that he is a madman, not an evil god, right? ! '
  ‘Isn’t this scene too clumsy? ! 'Li Pu thought in his mind: 'Does anyone really believe this? Or is it that the whole city has gone crazy? So that if you capture anyone at random, some people will believe that he is an evil god? '
  ‘Even if this evil god is an evil god who will die if his head is chopped off, will everyone believe it? ! Isn't this too outrageous? '
  Li Pu thought this was too absurd and outrageous.

Ridiculous as a story.

Just when Li Pu felt that things were too outrageous, a story appeared in front of him.

【Once upon a time, there was a kingdom. 】

[A plague broke out in the kingdom. 】

[Plague caused famine, famine caused riots, and the kingdom began to be in turmoil. 】

["It's a witch!" The king said to the rioting people: "As long as the witch is killed, the plague will end!"]

[As a result, people across the country began to search for witches and hung those poor women on bridges by the river. 】

[If the woman is not hanged, she must be a witch - the woman must die. 】

[And if a woman is hanged, she is not a witch - the plague is not over, and the search for witches needs to continue. 】

[The whole people united as one to search for the witch, and the turmoil in the kingdom ended. 】

Li Pu suddenly remembered a piece of history - the medieval witch-hunting movement.

The real world is even more absurd than the story.

‘The real purpose of the queen and others is not to find the evil god, but to delay time! '
  This is the situation in Tadar now.

‘Tadar is a magical kingdom. Not only magic exists in this world, but gods also exist. People's understanding and knowledge of the world must also be deeper. The level of civilization is also higher than in the Middle Ages. '
  'But the witch-hunting movement is still going on here, and it will become even crazier and more outrageous! '
  It seems that people like myself are no longer the first batch of evil gods to have their heads chopped off.

‘What kind of evil god and despair can make people go crazy like this? '
  ‘What kind of madness can make people not care about right and wrong? '
  [The answer may be right outside the door. 】

While Li Pu was distracted, Her Majesty Queen Margaret had led a group of dignitaries to the door from the corridor on the other side.

At this time, she has re-dressed in gorgeous service, holding the noble sun scepter, boasting the sun sword at her waist, and wearing the sun crown on her head.

The dignitaries around her were all dressed in fine clothes, with healthy faces and bright eyes. They were very different from the sick ordinary nobles that Li Pu saw on the road.

It seems that these people are the best of the best in this magic kingdom. Not only do they have an extremely high status, they also have extremely high strength. This allowed them to maintain a relatively healthy body and sanity amidst this mold plague.

Judging from their mobilizing attitude, a grand ceremony should be held today.

However, this ceremony was probably not specially prepared for Li Pu - he was just a lucky draw.

It seems that the Queen and others have just had a small meeting, and many things have been prepared. Just waiting for the time to come, the doors will be opened for the ceremony.

Judging from their current whispers, the nobles all know that the purpose of the ceremony cannot solve the problem - but it can appease the people and delay the complete collapse of the city.

"Last night, I sorted through all the information brought back from the last exploration, and now I can determine that the root of the problem lies in the 'Old City'."

"The source of the plague is also there"

The queen whispered to a beautiful and dignified cardinal next to her:
  "During my last exploration, I always had a feeling. He has been watching me by my side! This feeling is not my illusion!"

"I'm right, there must be a cunning evil god hidden in the old city! As long as you give me a little more time and let me lead the team to explore again, I will definitely be able to find him out!"

It sounds like the Queen suspects that there is an unnamed evil god in the city. And she seems to be extremely confident in her own strength. Not only did he plan to lead the team there himself, he also planned to kill the gods.

She doesn't know why she felt timid when facing an ordinary madman before - maybe, as she said, she is going crazy too.

"Ayesha, have you taken any medicine today? Today is very critical. You must not suddenly go crazy and say crazy things again!"

The queen solemnly said to the female bishop: "Today, you can organize people to pray to heaven or judge the evil god. We need time to make people think that there is still hope! Otherwise, everything will be over!"

Bishop Ayesha seems to have such a high appeal among the people that the Queen had to turn to her to help perform this scene.

But the female bishop seemed not to listen to the queen's words. She kept staring at the 'evil gods' in a daze.

After a moment, she suddenly walked in the direction of the prisoner.

"The blue and white robe of the gods. The left hand holds the Supreme Sword. The right hand holds the Book of Creation and Redemption."

While muttering to herself, Bishop Ayesha suddenly looked at the prisoners in the crowd.

She shouted with red eyes: "Where are you?! Are you in the crowd? Answer me quickly!"

Hearing this, Li Pu's heart moved.

"Although she looks a little strange, with her status, there is nothing the queen can do. As long as I try to get her to protect me, the queen will have to find a scapegoat to act as the evil god in my place!"

"But there are so many saviors, how can I make the bishop think that I am the real savior and not a madman?" At this time, the female bishop's eyes had glanced at Li Pu. The moment their eyes met, the female bishop It was a tremor all over.

Then, before Li Pu could respond, Archbishop Ayesha pushed away the queen and knights like crazy, rushed over and hugged Li Pu.

"She actually figured out who I was among so many pretenders! It seems that I have true believers in this world!"

He originally thought his life was hanging by a thread, but he didn't expect things to take a turn for the better. At this moment, Li Pu really wanted to cry.

Who knew that the female bishop's next words made Li Pu's eyes darken and he almost fainted.

"Child! My child!" Ayesha gently held Li Pu's head in her arms and cried loudly: "Why did you come here!"

"I know! I know!" She grabbed Li Pu crazily and shouted: "You are the savior, right?! You are actually the savior!"

After hearing these words, Li Pu was dumbfounded.

The words of the female bishop were inconsistent with the beginning and the end of the words, and they were outrageous and devoid of any logic.

Apparently, she couldn't recognize who the savior was - she was crazy!

Li Pu thought that she was crazy, but he didn't expect that she would be so crazy!
  ‘It’s completely over. 'Li Pu was filled with despair.

"Get the archbishop away quickly!" the queen shouted: "She is ill! Drink the medicine!"

"Don't! Don't kill him, he is my adopted son! He is my adopted son!" Miss Archbishop hugged Li Pu tightly and did not let go: "He is really the savior, no, no, no, the Supreme God! He is the Supreme God. !”

In the chaos, the knights pulled Lip and the mad bishop away. The Queen herself gave the Archbishop a bottle of medicine.

No one noticed that there was something unusual in Katerina's eyes.

‘It’s totally hopeless now. Even if someone says that I am the savior, no one will believe it. "

Li Pu felt extremely sad at this moment: "It seems that not only my identity has become synonymous with madness, but also the priests who can only prove my identity have also become synonymous with madness."
  ‘The identity of the Supreme Savior has become stinky. It can't be used anymore. '
  Li Pu's original plan was to first prove his identity to Ayesha, and then use her appeal to cooperate with some of his own methods to perform a miracle and prove his identity in the square.

This plan is now completely unworkable.

[Today, beheading has become a foregone conclusion. 】

【It may also be caused by fire.】

‘Forget it, what virtues and abilities do I have that I am regarded as the savior by so many people? I'm just as crazy as they are. I don’t even know what a ‘holy angel’ is. '
  Li Pu calmed down and looked at the door that was gradually opening in front of him.

‘I came ten years late and am already helpless against this apocalypse. Even if I prove my identity, I will only survive for a few more days. '
  At this time, the knights who were looking for suitable clothes came back. They had no time to dress up Li Pu and others, so they directly put the clothes on Li Pu and others - inside were the 'savior's clothes', and outside were simply He simply put on the evil god's 'opera robe'.

Next, this group of people were going to pretend to be evil gods, but the way the knights dressed them up was really careless. It's like child's play. I don't care if people outside can see it.

Li Pu is used to it. He looked at the door that was gradually opening.

Outside the door, heavy fog filled the air, and dense crowds of people could be seen vaguely in the squares and streets in the distance.

However, what Li Pu saw was a huge Klein bottle and the ants in the bottle.

‘This city is the Klein bottle of the Tadar people. And my indistinguishable hallucination is my Klein bottle. '
  [The little beetle finally raised his head and found that he was trapped in the bottle. 】

[God suddenly opened millions of eyes and looked at it.]

At this moment, Li Pu felt that the fog outside the door was blinking at him.

A large narration suddenly appeared on the mist. After reading it, Li Pu's pupils shrank suddenly. From the narration, he understood what the 'Holy Angel' was.

"It turns out that you are a prisoner just like us."

'It's not that you trapped us in the bottle. It's that we were thrown into the bottle that you trapped us in. Everything in the bottle is a prisoner in the bottle! "

‘The evil god is killing us and saving us!
  If you want to live, it is useless to fight against the evil god. You must break the bottle and coexist with him! '
  Salalala
  The strong wind stirred up the moldy dead leaves on the ground, making a low scraping sound.

Li Pu frowned, and vaguely, he heard something from the bursts of friction.

[Come on honey. Old Town. Break that mirror and break this bottle]
  After a pause, Li Pu inexplicably recalled the Klein bottle that was full of mold and crawling with ants.

After a pause, Li Pu withdrew his gaze and said to himself: 'Actually, I have another plan. '
  [Holding the recommendation ticket box in hand, I bow to all the judges]

　Dear readers, some parts of this book may be very confusing. The author recommends that you ignore the suspense and read it as absurd and funny.

　　Doubts and truth will be revealed as the plot develops.

　　Next, the plot will gradually start to get crazy.
  　　Let us follow Li Pu's perspective and explore this absurd and crazy world where gods exist.

　　(Don’t worry that this is an illusion world, as the introduction says, both worlds are a real world)

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)