Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 156 Hahahaha everyone is the same person! Don’t worry, it will definitely be a smooth sailing! (-in-)

While Li Pu was emoticon, Katerina had already walked to the bedside.

Seeing this terrifying woman looking like she was about to go crazy, Elizabeth felt scared and happy at the same time.

She cried loudly and threw herself into Katerina's arms, making a miserable look of grief.

"Sister. He, he tricked me into drinking the potion, and then, he defiled me."

My sister-in-law seduced her brother-in-law today just for this moment.

She had already prepared the story.

She knew that it would be enough to tell her about taking medicine, how she acted miserably while studying, and how her brother-in-law behaved like a beast.

Of course, she didn't forget to cut out the dirty words she said.

As for the matter of seducing her brother-in-law, and the matter of taking the initiative to have sex with her brother-in-law again after the first time, naturally they have to be eliminated.

Elizabeth believed that even if Katerina knew the truth later, she would not believe it.

No one will believe it!

Because how could Themis, who had been taught by the goddess Sirna herself since she was a child, say such obscene words?

How could you say that your godmother is a framer? Say you are a paper poster?

And how could a sister-in-law who hated her brother-in-law seduce him?

Therefore, Li Pu couldn’t explain it at all!

When Elizabeth finished speaking these things, she felt a sense of revenge in her heart.

She could imagine how angry Katerina would be next.

Things were just as Elizabeth expected. After she finished speaking, it was obvious that Katerina was trembling all over.

Elizabeth looked up at her sister. She struck while the iron was hot, and finally added fuel to the fire: "I'm dirty, I can't do it anymore."

Before she could finish speaking, Elizabeth was interrupted by a handkerchief on her face.

"I saw it. This liar likes to make other people dirty like this."

After wiping Elizabeth's whole body clean, Katerina finally breathed a sigh of relief: "It's much better now."

Elizabeth: "?"

"Stop standing there!"

Katerina looked at this terrible room and was trembling with anger: "Please clean this damn room!"

Elizabeth: "??"

Seeing that Elizabeth didn't seem to understand what she meant, the murderous intent on Katerina's face became stronger and stronger.

"Elizabeth, this is my last warning to you."

Katerina looked at her sister gloomily and said word by word: "Keep the room tidy!"

Elizabeth: "???"

After finishing speaking, Katerina began to tidy up the bed: "Come on, let me teach you how to fold the quilt like this."

At this time, Elizabeth couldn't hold herself any longer.

Sister! I just had sex with your fiancé!

The whole room was filled with strange liquids!

Then you rushed in and helped that beast clean the room?

Then, tell me to keep the room tidy?

I have exhausted all my abilities today and endured the humiliation as bait just to get you to tell me to keep the room tidy? !

are you crazy! !

Elizabeth suddenly realized that she could not reason with her mentally ill sister at all.

So... I'm going to be prostituted for nothing?

At this time, Li Pu's wild laughter sounded beside the bed.

"Hahaha! It's fake! Everything that's fake is fake!"

Elizabeth: "?"

Katerina, who was used to cleaning herself, said: ".(wipe, wipe, wipe)."

Li Pu suddenly jumped up and pointed at Katerina with red eyes: "Evil God!"

Then, he pointed at Elizabeth: "Evil God!"

Elizabeth: "??"

Elizabeth: "?"

Katerina, who was used to cleaning herself, said: ".(wipe, wipe, wipe)."

"You can't lie to me! There is no Sheep Mountain or Human Mountain at all! They are all fake!"

"Everything is an illusion created by the seven of you!"

"I know where I am, I'm in prison! I'm in the paradise of madness!"

"Hahahaha! No wonder there is reincarnation. No wonder you can't kill me!"

"This world is hopeless! This world has gone crazy!"

"It has become a paradise for lunatics! It is hopeless!"

After saying that, Li Pu murmured to himself again and hid in the corner of the bed and started EMO.

Elizabeth didn't understand what Li Pu said at all.

But after hearing this crazy talk, she became EMO.

This guy is obviously sicker than Katerina!

Both of these people are seriously ill!

So, I spent so much effort just to let such a lunatic prostitute for free?

I can't accept it!

"Hahaha!" Elizabeth grabbed her hair and cried, "Fake! Fake! It must all be fake!"

"You understand?!" Li Pu jumped up and grabbed Elizabeth's shoulders: "Can you understand me?"

Before Li Pu and Elizabeth could finish speaking, they were hit several times on the head.

The kind of pain that came from the soul was so painful that neither of them could scream, and they forgot everything about it, whether it was true or false.

"You, get out! Don't start going crazy again after you finish doing bad things!"

"Come back here! Don't run away after doing bad things! Clean your own room for me! Don't let me clean your room every day!"

Next, Elizabeth and Katerina cleaned the room with a dull look on their face.

Li Pu got dressed honestly on the side.

"My dear, should I go out first?" Li Pu asked his eldest wife for instructions.

"Wait for me at the door." There was no emotion in Katerina's tone.

"Okay, okay." Li Pu walked out the door cautiously.

"These spider silks are rolled up and will be used to knit Nip's sweater later."

After closing the door behind him, Li Pu saw that the glazed windows in the corridor were frosting.

Those frosts formed a line of words:

[After I slept with my little wife, my eldest wife came over to help me clean up the room. I am so blessed that I don’t know how lucky I am! 】

Li Pu covered his eyes and wanted to cry.

'What kind of wife is that? That is an indescribable evil god! '

'I'm not happy at all! I know too much! '

Li Pu feels like the male protagonist in The Song of Saya now.

He has always been curious about what Katerina and Elizabeth really looked like.

Now, he was absolutely sure. But he regretted it.

There is no doubt that he has a lot more shadows over his two evil wives.

But he couldn't blame anyone else for this, he could only blame himself.

He knew that something was wrong with Elizabeth, but he couldn't help but touch her!

If he sticks to his heart today and doesn't touch this quasi-evil god lady, he won't know the truth.

He swore that these two women would never touch each other again.

After the saint's affairs were dealt with, he took some valuable things home and was discharged from the hospital! Never come back!

'Anyway, there's good news about the saint. '

Sighing, Li Pu opened the book. Check out the rewards for the 'Exorcism' branch.

[Complete & % failure reward:

Themis of Ayanhei*1;

Strange impact on #￥@*1;

#￥@The awakening of the strange seeds in the heart +100%; Free Divinity +3, Free Godhead +1]

[Explanation: Because you planted a strange seed in Themis's heart, she also had a strange understanding of herself. No one knows what he will be like when he wakes up. 】

[Effect: Yeshathemis's awakening probability -100%, Saint's awakening probability -100%, @#%'s awakening probability +100%]

[Explanation: Compared to sticking to loyalty (the awakening of Yeshathemis) and craving sin (the awakening of the saint), the awakened person will be more inclined to fall in love with you. 】

[Effect: You get three buffs]

Li Pu didn't pay attention to those buffs first. His eyes were attracted by 'Themis has changed her'.

'Obviously among Themis, only Elizabeth, the pervert, awakened the strange seeds in her heart. '

'But why does the book say that he will be directly affected? '

Li Pu knew that Themis shared vision, memory and cognition.

But because one hundred Themis are leading their own cognition, everyone has an independent consciousness.

Therefore, when a Themis changes, it stands to reason that it can only have a 1% impact on the whole (on her).

But in fact this is not the case.

This made Li Pu very puzzled.

'Is Elizabeth the subject? its not right! The subject is the 'Themis' in the sky! '

'Besides, even if the subject changes, it shouldn't directly affect him? '

'Wait a minute. It looks like I slept with Elizabeth, but in fact, it was God who was in contact with me. '

Li Pu recalled the existence he saw in the 'God Moment'.

Vaguely, Li Pu felt as if he had discovered a problem.

He was not in contact with Themis, but with God himself.

'When other people came into contact with Themis, what stood in front of them were 'incarnations of Yesha Themis' like Elizabeth and Luna. '

'But when I come into contact with any Themis, what stands in front of him is the 'real body of Yesha Themis'! '

'For I am the Lord of redemption and the Lord of insanity! '

'I hold the book of salvation, I know everything, everything I see, hear and know is 'truth'! '

'In other words, the world that others come into contact with is all superficial! But I can access the deepest world! '

'So, when someone opened the door to the Evil Paradise, they opened only a false door in a certain timeline, but what I opened was the 'real door'! '

'So, when others meet Themis, they meet just Themis, but what I meet is the 'real Yeshathemis'! '

When this logic was smoothed out by Li Pu, he suddenly discovered a truth about the 'God of Stupidity'.

"I get it! Everyone is Themis!"

"Every Themis is a person!"

Li Pu looked at the camera here meaningfully: "We are all one person!"

[Li Pu is going crazy, but what he is telling is the truth—the truth of the foolish world. 】

[When the foolish saint wakes up, the normal world will collapse into the world of foolishness the moment she opens her eyes. 】

[And in this world dominated by the foolish old gods, there is a contradictory logic that cannot be recognized by us. 】

[——In this world, there are countless people. But only one person exists. 】

Suddenly, the door behind him was opened by Katerina. Li Pu became smart and stopped looking crazy at the camera.

Elizabeth seemed to be still packing her things in the room. Katerina came out first and seemed to want to say something to Li Pu.

She holds a book in her hands.

It seemed that when Katerina came to find the two of them, she knew about the good deeds the two had done in the book.

However, in her mind, everyone has been getting along for a long time. She has seen this kind of thing thousands of times, so the things between Li Pu and his sister are just daily emotions.

Although, because the line of fate has been messed up, history and the future are different from what Katerina remembered. This caused my sister and Li Pu to have a relationship in advance.

But emotional daily life is emotional daily life after all, and she will not feel angry because of this kind of daily life.

The reason why she was so angry today was mainly due to two reasons.

One is that these two guys secretly soiled the room - they had just cleaned it! Now I have to come here to wipe their butts!

One is that it was a bit too much fun for two people - look at the reward! The line of fate gets messier!

Therefore, when she first entered the house, she kicked Li Pu out and planned to talk to him alone.

Originally, she planned to talk to Li Pu about these things later, but she just saw in the book that Li Pu said, 'This reward is good news.' He couldn't help but come out.

"Nip! Look at the good thing you just did!"

Katerina's face was very ugly. She pointed at the buffs in the reward and cursed in a low voice: "Are you still going crazy? Why do you say this is good news?!"

[Effect: You get three buffs:]

1. When you appear on the battlefield, his eyes will be focused on you and he will look forward to the battle between you.

2. When you hurt him/her, he/she will take the initiative to bear all your damage and stop all damage to you (including AOE, debuff, etc.).

3. When the damage you cause reaches a certain level, the BOSS will become excited (return blood and mana)]

Jelena understands these three buffs.

To sum up, Li Pu has the highest hatred value, the highest real damage, and the highest dodge value against the BOSS.

This allows Li Pu to enter an invincible state when attacking the BOSS.

But the key is that as long as Li Pu attacks the BOSS, the BOSS will also enter an invincible state!

Logically speaking, things should have gotten worse due to the appearance of these three buffs.

Because when both Saint and Li Pu are strengthened at the same time, things are more favorable to Saint.

But Li Pu thinks this is good news.

"Kagelina, I have never thought of using the method of 'killing gods' to solve the problem - because it cannot solve the problem at all."

Li Pu believes that there is no difference between a saint in her prime and a saint in her weak state. Because no matter how bad his condition is, he is invincible!

Moreover, there is not only one BOSS - everyone can be a saint!

Kill an invincible BOSS, and another invincible BOSS will appear.

Unlike the bloody Katerina, the Saint is a truly immortal existence!

As long as there is 'consciousness' in the world, he will exist!

Therefore, there is no difference between strengthening the BOSS and weakening the BOSS.

After all, he can take care of this world with just one move.

On the other hand, Li Pu now has an invincible Buff and an absolute hatred value.

This makes him very useful in BOSS battles.

Originally, the BOSS might come up as an undifferentiated AOE and take care of everyone.

But now, he will have a hatred value. Before he gets the hatred target, the probability of him releasing indiscriminate AOE will be greatly reduced.

But that's not even the most important thing.

The most important thing is that Li Pu can attract monsters - if Hilna does not cooperate with the 'transportation work', Li Pu can attract the BOSS into the Paradise of Evil little by little.

So this is good news.

After explaining all this, Li Pu said: "Katerina, your sister is different from you. I mean, the Saint is different from the Holy Angel. She is much more difficult to deal with."

"There's no way we can use 'attack' to get this done."

"There are only three things we can do now: 1. Reduce the number of Themis; 2. Increase the power of the mist; 3. Send the awakened, unawakened and potentially awakened Themis to the paradise of evil. "

Pilgrims and cultists are also Themis, and this matter will be solved through the bitter fern and the eradication of the cult. Dante and the Duke are in charge.

Dante is also responsible for increasing the power of the mist.

All Li Pu had to do was the third thing.

Now, this third matter has made progress.

Therefore, as long as Dante does the first two things well, things will go smoothly.

"Nip, you seem to be putting all your chips on Dante Dante."

Katerina expressed her concerns.

As far as Katerina knows, Dante Dante is the invincible god of doom in hell who scares the enemy when he is fighting against the odds!

But in a headwind situation, he is the best sixth man to surrender at a crazy point.

"There is no other way. What else can I do?"

Li Pu comforted him: "Don't worry, while the Duke and the nobles are having dinner, I will take you and Elizabeth to create an absolutely favorable situation in the 'Garden of Misery'!"

"You are a guy who always makes people feel inexplicably at ease."

Outside the fog, the castle bells echoed.

Elizabeth rushed out of the room, wearing a mask over her eyes, and shouted to the two of them: "Let's go, it's time to eat!"

[Gods don’t need to eat, but after hearing Elizabeth’s cry, both Li Pu and Katerina’s stomachs rumbled. 】

Katerina hasn't eaten for a day.

Li Pu is even worse. After coming to Tadar World this time, he hasn't had a full meal yet - the damn potion soup last night doesn't count!

"Tonight we have the Holy Communion - Violet's palace secret roasted pork legs and chicken legs, they are the best delicacies in the world!"

(End of this chapter)