Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 104 Two Hours Honeymoon

After discovering that there were many COS interacting with the gentleman around, Li Pu stopped paying attention.

‘No wonder a driver just complained about the second dimension. It seems that there is a large-scale exhibition nearby. Now the two of us are no longer so conspicuous, and we can wander around casually. '

Li Pu was secretly happy, and said to himself: 'It seems that today's luck is very high. If you don't have enough money soon, you can consider buying a few lottery tickets. '

At this time, several cosplay girls who were playing princesses saw that Katerina was looking at them curiously, so they imitated the gestures of the nobles in the Victorian period and gave Katerina a barely standard courtesy.

[A few ladies actually put in a lot of effort. But unfortunately, they have not received strict training in royal etiquette classes. 】

Katerina lifted her long skirt and responded to a very standard etiquette among the Tadar royal family.

[She thought those princesses and ladies were real princesses. 】

Several young ladies who played princesses were amazed.

They discovered that the etiquette performed by the foreign beauty was different from the etiquette in ancient times in the data. But there is an indescribable elegance - maybe this is the real etiquette in ancient times?

They came over very happily, wanting to say hello and ask, and then leave their contact information so that we could hang out together in the future.

Li Pu hurriedly pulled Katerina away.

"Nip, it's rude of us to do this."

Katerina frowned fiercely, and finally saw a few nobles dressed in 'normal' clothes. Although she didn't know which country they were from, and they didn't seem to have had any formal etiquette classes. But she believed that those people should be nobles.

Because there are no calluses on their hands and their teeth are very neat.

"Katerina, if I hadn't just pulled you here, you would have been rude." Li Pu pulled Katerina to the door of a clothing store, talking nonsense.

Li Pu knew that Katerina packed many of the electrical appliances in Hollyoaks into her 'sack'.

She put him in a sack and took him to Tadar. With her petty thieving personality, she must have secretly put her cell phone into the 'sack'!

However, I don’t know where she hid this ‘sack’.

Hopefully this 'sack' hasn't been cleaned out.

"I-I was just rude?"

"Yes, you were almost considered a country boy just now." Li Pu continued to lie.

Country boy, discourteous. These two words deeply stimulated Katerina. Like a stubborn white swan, she raised her head gracefully and said, "I would like to hear the details."

"In my hometown, social interaction between decent people requires using a small box that emits light to randomly shine on each other."

Li Pu earnestly described the customs of his hometown: "But we don't have this kind of small light-emitting box. So, you were almost regarded as a girl from the country just now."

"Why didn't I! I'm not a girl from the country!"

Katrina angrily put her hand deep into her chest and took out a strange little thing.

It was a 'Rubik's Cube' made up of irregular abstract combinations that were formed by forcibly changing the rules - Katerina forcibly made the abstract space-time gate regular. This keeps it from being 'tidy'.

"I know this little box! It's the latest invention of the devils!"

Katerina reached out and touched inside the Rubik's Cube and took out two mobile phones. She showed off to Li Pu: "This is the cough I brought from Violet. Yes, this kind of thing is very common in my hometown of Violet."

"Oh~~" Li Pu smiled and nodded: "So it's yours."

As a resident of Hollyoaks Lunatic Asylum, this was not the first time that Li Pu had seen patients secretly take away their mobile phones to play with them.

Every time the patient realizes that the phone belongs to him, he will do one thing.

Li Pu took the "far ahead" of the two mobile phones, opened the phone case, and pointed inside. Katerina looked down and saw two words engraved on it - Li Pu.

[God understands all visible and invisible languages ​​in this world. 】

"Ahem, I carved the words for you." Katerina said stiffly: "This walkie-talkie is what I brought specially from my hometown to give to you today. Happy Fox Hunting Day."

[Today is the Autumn Fox Hunting Festival of the Violet Principality. 】

"Thank you for the gift, Katerina. I think you should have installed Alipay and WeChat for me."

Li Pu looked up at the clothing store.

He has been in Hollyoaks Lunatic Asylum for ten years and pays little attention to brands. He cannot recognize what brand of clothing store this is from the English letters and logo.

But this store looks very high-end, and the area where it is located has a lot of traffic, but there are not many customers.

It should be a relatively famous luxury brand.

Several stores nearby seem to be mid-to-high-end brands.

It's not enough. I should have given myself a two-day subsidy. Twenty thousand yuan should be enough for Katerina to change into two sets of clothes.

What's more, I helped the research institute to solve such a big thing yesterday. So Lu Zhenhe found a reason to give himself more money, right?

You shouldn’t have to go outside to pick something from a street stall.

"Let's go, I'll take you to buy some wedding dresses from my hometown." Li Pu entered the store.

Katerina at the door hesitated for a moment. She looked at the clothes inside the door that were far more fashionable than the train passengers, but definitely did not match the wedding dress, and then followed Li Pu into the clothing store: "Well, your hometown looks pretty good."

When the clerks in the store heard someone talking outside the door, they originally thought it was just two young lovers from the Northeast. They spoke Northeastern dialect and said Jiangcheng was their hometown, which was quite interesting.

As a result, when they entered the door, they discovered that they were actually a very handsome young man from Northeast China and a beautiful foreign lady wearing a jeweled wedding dress.

After Xiao Xiao was surprised by the foreign lady's fluent Northeastern dialect, the store clerks secretly speculated whether the foreign lady was a model officially invited from abroad by some big brands.

Then, at the request of the gentleman, they enthusiastically served as a shopping guide for the lady.

Li Pu came to the counter, asked for a power bank, and then turned on his mobile phone.

"It's actually out of battery. It seems that after Katerina stole my phone, she played with it a lot."

After checking my bank account, I found it was 4.13 yuan. Li Pu couldn't help but feel a little thump in his heart.

I installed all B, but there is no money in the card?

What about the promised daily subsidy of 10,000 yuan?

After taking a look at the date, Li Pu calculated the time: 'The time on both sides has basically been synchronized. The conversation between Lu Yuan and I happened yesterday. Logically speaking, yesterday's 1 yuan should at least be given to me, right? '

In confusion, several messages popped up on WeChat. Li Pu opened it and saw that it was a message from his mother. His hands couldn't help but tremble.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no signal on the phone there, there would definitely be a lot of missed calls.

‘This piece of shit, Lu Zhenhe, is 100% the person in charge of the Holy Oak Project! He must have known what I was doing, but he pretended not to, so he deliberately didn't tell my mother. '

Li Pu didn't dare to read his mother's message. He directly opened Lu Zhenhe's WeChat interface - there were many messages on it, probably asking Li Pu to take Ye Xiaolian back to the lunatic asylum.

After ignoring these rumors, Li Pu turned to Lu Zhenhe's earliest message. The content is a file named 'cabinet equipment price list.xls', and a paragraph.

It was around five o'clock in the morning.

[I just called the finance department (I called the property department at 5 o'clock in the morning) and asked Sister Liu to calculate the prices of the damaged items. Your subsidy for the past three months will be directly transferred to the hospital's account. How much does it cost? Refund less and make up for it. 】

‘The road pillows the river! I'm your daddy! You are more wicked than your father! '

After cursing in his heart, Li Pu walked to a deserted place and dialed Xiaolu's number.

After the call was connected, before Li Pu could say anything, the person on the other end yelled curses.

"Where did Li Pu die?! How did you escape from the hospital with Ye Xiaolian?! Bring Ye Xiaolian back quickly, your mother is looking for you to go crazy!"

Hearing that this guy mentioned his mother, Li Pu felt angry in his heart.

But his words were calm.

"Ah, Ye Xiaolian and I are shopping."

"Shopping?" Lu Zhenhe was dumbfounded: "Are you taking Ye Xiaolian out for shopping at this time? I told you yesterday that the superiors are coming to inspect! People are already here! Come back quickly!"

"Take one hundred thousand yuan." Li Pu clasped his fingers and said, "Otherwise Ye Xiaolian won't be able to come back."

"Ten, one hundred thousand? Li Pu, do you know what you are talking about? You are kidnapping and extorting! Even if I compromise, the hospital does not have so much liquidity for you!"

"By the way, don't forget to tell my mother and tell her not to worry - I don't care how you make up lies or act. You are experts in this matter."

"Okay, Li Pu, we don't need to talk anymore, I'll call the police."

Beep beep, the other party hung up the phone.

[This paranoid patient is in big trouble. The director of the lunatic asylum will never compromise this time. 】

Looking at the narration that suddenly appeared in front of him, Li Pu chuckled.

He went directly to the corner to find the cleaning staff in the mall, borrowed a rag, then found a place with many people and started mopping the floor.

As soon as I wiped it, my phone buzzed.

Li Pu hung up the phone directly, blocked him, and then continued mopping the floor.

Strange looks came from the surrounding crowd, and what made people even more surprised was that the ground that the gentleman had wiped seemed as smooth as a mirror. And people passing by also found that their clothes became as neat as new.

[Divine Power-1]

Shaking the rag on his hand, Li Pu looked at the high ceiling - this is the center of the commercial plaza building, surrounded by rotating pedestrian streets. Therefore, the lifting rack above Li Pu's head is very high. If anyone In full view of everyone, he suddenly flew up like Superman.

There was a buzzing sound and the phone vibrated slightly.

I picked up my phone and looked at it. There were two bank collection records, one of which was: 20 yuan. One piece is 000 yuan.

The two amounts of money, totaling 12, were transferred from Lu Zhenhe's personal account.

While Li Pu was looking at the money on his phone and smiling happily, a tall red figure with a hunched body walked past him.

(End of this chapter)