National survival: I have a salted fish system

Lu Ming was completely convinced by this group of old men. When he saw the mermaid, he wanted to take a few bites to taste the saltiness.

"Don't you know that eating people is harmful to your health?" Lu Ming said lightly.

A Bu Lulu took a deep breath and plucked up the courage to say: "Grand Chief, you can't talk nonsense."

Lu Ming raised his eyes and looked at the man and asked: "Why did I talk nonsense? To tell you the truth, if you continue to eat like this, you will eat up the players."

There was a huge quarrel in the audience.

"Really or not, is the patriarch lying to us?"

"Shh~ you can't say that."

"Why doesn't the patriarch wear a mask? It's the player. If she wears a mask, she's the patriarch. I suspect she's not the patriarch."

"You want to die? She has a mask and is the patriarch. You can't be disrespectful to the patriarch."

"The players are gone, let the players have children," Bululu, who had the courage to speak, answered.

Lu Ming spread his hands, and then said: "Yes, it's the player who gave birth, so are you going to catch the player and keep him in captivity? How long will it take for you to have a baby?"

"Reply to the patriarch, three minutes," said a female Bululu.

"The ice period lasts for three months, and players will have to spend at least ten months. By the time players finish producing, the ice period will have already passed," Lu Ming analyzed carefully.

"Ah~" After saying this, Chief Bululu counted his fingers, and then sighed: "Heaven is going to destroy our clan~ Wuwuwuwu~" After saying this, he collapsed to the ground.

"Clan leader, it's okay, we can find other things to eat." A Bululu comforted him.

"Ahem~" Lu Mingqing coughed a few times and said, "It's not impossible."

"Grand Patriarch, then, what can we do?"

"I think your island is quite big. Let's dig a fish pond on the island just to raise cute fish." After Lu Ming said this, he looked at everyone's expressions. Everyone still had a bitter face.

"Is there somewhere?" Lu Ming asked.

"Grand Patriarch, you live in a better place than we do. Silly fish like warm temperatures and swim south as soon as the ice age arrives. Once they reach the south, other people's territory becomes other people's fish. If you catch stupid fish privately, you will be cursed. "

"Now there are only five cute fish left in the clan," the clan leader said as he lay on the spot and vomited blood.

The others seemed to be used to seeing the patriarch like this and were not very surprised.

"Have you tried anything else?" Lu Ming said.

"We have eaten all the fish in the ocean, both edible and inedible." Seeing that no one cared about him, the patriarch sat up and spoke with his arms propped up.

Lu Ming took out all kinds of vegetables, fruits and animals from Tu Xiaohua's pocket in one breath and placed them on the ground.

"For those of you who haven't eaten, each of you can pick something to eat." Lu Ming changed to his own recliner and lay down.

After a while, every Bululu fishermen had something in their hands.

They looked at each other, holding the things in their hands and hesitating, whether they wanted to eat or not, eat! Will something so unique die?

Lu Ming saw their hesitation and said, "Eat"

No one was eating, so she glanced at the patriarch and winked at him.

The patriarch held the peach, his legs were trembling, his eyes were staring, he swallowed nervously, and after taking a few deep breaths, he said in a shaky voice: "I...I...I...set an example for...everyone..." Just about to bite the peach.

Everyone in the audience was holding food, and all their eyes were focused on the movements of the clan leader. They all took a breath and were frightened. It was as if they were holding an explosive pack in their hands, which was extremely heavy.

The clan leader circled around, and finally gave Lu Ming one last silent look with a small resentment in his eyes.

He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, his heart shook, his eyes closed, and he took a bite of the peach with both fur and skin on it. After chewing slowly for a few times, the clan leader suddenly opened his eyes, turned around and bent down and asked in surprise: "What is this? It's crunchy and a little sweet, and it tastes better than the cute fish."

"Peach, you can keep the core and plant it," Lu Ming said lightly.

Everyone saw that the clan leader did not take a bite.

"It's so bitter. It's still green and doesn't taste good at all."

"It's smelly, but it's yellow inside and tastes quite sweet."

"This purple ball looked like a ball. My eyes were so moved that I cried. It felt like my mouth had been stabbed by an electric eel."

Lu Ming glanced at the things in their hands and said casually: "The first bitter melon, the second durian, onion, which one do you three want?"

The three of them took a bite of each other and said in unison: "The second one"

After going back and forth, I left some things like peaches, durians, carrots, and potatoes. The remaining things were as unpalatable as the mermaid.

The patriarch held a few seeds and couldn't move his eyes away from his smile, and asked: "Grand patriarch, how do you plant such things, and where do you bury them?"

"Do you have a wholesale mall?" Lu Ming asked.

"What's wrong with some? I need to buy something to show my respect," the clan leader said seriously.

"Then pay with gold shells, I prefer money."

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After Lu Ming heard the pleasant sound, he laughed and said, "Hahaha~money~moneymoneymoney".

After laughing, she grabbed the patriarch and whispered a few words to him, then patted the patriarch on the shoulder.

"Ahem~ In order to thank the patriarch for his generosity, starting tomorrow, we will go as a group of five to dig a swimming pool for a player friend of the patriarch." The patriarch followed Lu Ming's instructions and glanced at Lu Ming uneasily. , he thought to himself: The patriarch has a serious mental illness, why should he help the players?

He pretended to be calm on the outside, but he was panicking inside.

If the players knew it was them who ate them, would they exterminate them? After the patriarch finished speaking, he asked Lu Ming again: "Grand patriarch, you are such a noble person, why do you want to clean up the player's mess? The player has a lot of ideas. I didn't say that you don't have a lot of ideas. Is that player ruthless? Fierce. Chief of the clan, if you want to be controlled by a player, just blink."

"Which player dares to control me? Just do what I say and don't say too much," Lu Ming said coldly.

She glanced at the time, 2 o'clock sharp.

"Send me to my friend's house quickly," Lu Ming said impatiently.

The patriarch held Lu Ming's hand, wiped away his nose and tears, and said: "Grand patriarch, I will always miss you." After saying that, he waved his hand.

Two strong men standing behind Lu Ming carried a sedan chair.

One pulled the door curtain, and the other stroked Lu Ming's arm and put him on the sedan.

She looked at Qiaozi, who was all black and gray.

Lu Ming vaguely felt that something was wrong. Isn't this the scene of the bride sitting in the sedan chair in ancient times? Not long after, Lu Ming was shaken by the sedan chair and felt like falling asleep.

He forced himself to go home and didn't have time to say hello to Tu Xiaohua who walked up to him. He fell asleep on his face with a "bang" sound.

Tu Xiaohua helplessly picked up Lu Ming and walked to the bathroom integrated cabin, took off the mask, wiped her face with a towel and put it on the bed in the bedroom.

Go to the integrated bathroom cabin to wash the hair on your feet.

"You really like to be clean~ I also like to be clean, so that's something we have in common." Tom said in a charming voice.

Tu Xiaohua replied coldly: "At most, it is considered a necessary skill for everyone."